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DrippingGoofball Mafia Piñata
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FREE FIRING SQUAD - apply within
Have you enough of players backing down on perfectly good lynches?
Does other players' hesitation to hammer a player against which an airtight case has been made, drive you insane?
Have you, as a serial killer, NK'd Yosarian2 because his wishy-washiness is a drag on the game, even though he's 100% saying you're town and is your biggest ally?
Do you break precious platters of fine bone china from the frustration of players going against great wagons on worthless players as if they were confirmed townies?
How long does it take to lynch an annoying, non-contributing lurker? Does 6 months and a hundred pages sound familiar?
Have you ever asked yourself why it's so hard to lynch borderline troll players?
Are you in that New York game with a 56 page long Day 1?
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If the above sounds like YOU, you must apply for membership in the FREE FIRING SQUAD, a group of players that believe in vigorous, enthusiastic and decisive lynching regimens.
Benefits include:
1 - shorter more active games.
2 - shorter games means fewer and easier replacements.
3 - a Nibbler avatar
4 - your suggestions are welcome.Last edited by DrippingGoofball on Wed May 14, 2008 5:13 am, edited 1 time in total.Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
"Metadiving DGB is like playing Roblox" - T3
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Guardian Mafia Scum
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Albert B. Rampage Survivor
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Mastermind of Sin Cassandra Complex
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Glork Burdened by Proficiency
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To an extent, I believe I agree. See sig for details.
I won't formally apply for any organized metagroups, but I do agree that people need to stop beating around the bush and start killing each other ruthlessly.-
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Glork Burdened by Proficiency
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EBWOP: Although I found the "wishy-washiness while saying you're 100% town" thing amusing.-
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DrippingGoofball Mafia Piñata
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Only Yosarian can pull this one off.Glork wrote:EBWOP: Although I found the "wishy-washiness while saying you're 100% town" thing amusing.Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
"Metadiving DGB is like playing Roblox" - T3
"She's sort of like a quantum computer, her reads exist in multiple states at once. u have to take into account the other dimensions." - Morning Tweet-
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elvis_knits Queen of Rock'n'Purl
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Albert invited me to join so obv. /in...
I agree that days have become too long and the players not cut-throat enough. But I have to admit that sometimes I like to act wishy-washy to give someone enough rope to hang themselves. Sort of pretend you think the person is town and then ask a seemingly inocuous question that is really a trap. That's fun sometimes. I started doing it because everyone was saying I was too aggressive.
I can go back to full-out bitch if necessary for membership though.
I looked back at a mini I modded a few years ago. The whole game was 12 pages long and went to lylo with town winning. So... let's stop having 50-page minis.Talk nerdy to me.
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hasdgfas Jack of All Trades
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shaft.ed dem.agogue
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cicero Oratoreador
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shaft.ed dem.agogue
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Macavenger Goon
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Albert B. Rampage Survivor
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Yes. We are currently sending requests to specialized players that we think are capable of offering individualized coaching, Q&A sessions, 1-on-1 training and more.Macavenger wrote:Do you offer training seminars to help nervous players get over their hesitation?
Sign upGuard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards.-
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Mr. Flay Metatron
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Albert B. Rampage Survivor
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Mr. Flay Metatron
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DrippingGoofball Mafia Piñata
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Sure. I you want to do it, just do it and don't waste everyone's time psycho-analysing yourself over it.Mr. Flay wrote:/in, but only if I get the chance to shoot ABR in the back of the head.Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
"Metadiving DGB is like playing Roblox" - T3
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Albert B. Rampage Survivor
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Twomz Cliqued On
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Yosarian2 (shrug)
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Lol.DrippingGoofball wrote: Have you, as a serial killer, NK'd Yosarian2 because his wishy-washiness is a drag on the game, even though he's 100% saying you're town and is your biggest ally?
The funny thing is, when I started playing, I was always the guy being the voice of reason, who was trying to slow down runaway bad bandwagons and stuff. These days, most of the time it seems like I'm the one who's saying "for the love of God, we've been debating this for two months, can we PLEASE lynch someone already?" My playstyle hasn't changed, but the rest of the site has gotten so much more cautious and passive.
What mafiascum really needs these days is more sheep. We've always got 12 different leaders trying to go in different directions, and no one willing to blindly follow a halfway plausable wagon to it's logical conclusion.I want us to win just for Yos' inevitable rant alone. -CrashTextDummie-
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Mokina It's a Trap!
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Says the "Most Cunning Manipulator."Yosarian2 wrote:What mafiascum really needs these days is more sheep. We've always got 12 different leaders trying to go in different directions, and no one willing to blindly follow a halfway plausable wagon to it's logical conclusion."Truth is beautiful, without doubt; but so are lies."
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Albert B. Rampage Survivor
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We don't have 12 leaders, we have 11 christian priests and 1 decent player despairing over the endless sermons.Yosarian2 wrote:What mafiascum really needs these days is more sheep. We've always got 12 different leaders trying to go in different directions, and no one willing to blindly follow a halfway plausable wagon to it's logical conclusion.Last edited by Albert B. Rampage on Wed May 14, 2008 11:54 am, edited 1 time in total.Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards.-
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Elmo Mafia Scum
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