Worst role ideas?

[Psychocide]

You are a

Fig Newton.

You're delicious. Each night, you may distract someone with your savory sweetness. Mmm, fig newtons.... Please confirm your deliciousness in PM.

You are the

disgruntled Santa Claus.

No one believes in you anymore, or your stupid elves, or your stupid reindeer. Each night you can deliver a "special" present to someone that will fill them with the magical joy of Christmas, and then blow them to smithereens. Merry Christmas, Fuckers!

[The Jester]

You're Barney!

At anytime during the day you may hug one person you feel needs a hug the most!

Spread the love and give that someone who needs a HUG!

...they instantly die and blood is splattered all over you

Confirm via PM please!

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You're a loner. But screw being alone anymore, you want friends!

It's only a shame that you took so long to stop being a stupid emo. You were out one day at a gun show and accidentally got shot. You're dead.

Confirm you're dead in P.M. please.

Mod Note: (Not in the role P.M.: If they respond, you have to quote them and then Mod-kill them. Keep doing so until they stop responding, then begin the game with them dead.)

[Psychocide]

You are

Emo.

During the day, you may post Cut: Self as many times as you wish. Each time you do this, you hope to have a very slight chance of gaining sympathy from another player, thus nullifying their vote against you.

Mod Note: Cutting themselves actually does nothing. Other than making them look like a freak.

[Booker]

You are an

Easilly Frustrated Newbie

. If, at any point, you are at Lynch -1 and not voting yourself, you will automatically self-lynch. You win when all threats to the town are eliminated.

[armlx]

Booker: Role should also have it's PM posted on death, but that role only.

[Booker]

Ooh, got another one. This was inspired by a different MD thread, but I can't remember it.

You are a

Contagious-Amnesiac-Ninja-Super-Doctor

. Every night, you may stealthily track someone as they go about their business. If anyone shoots/stabs/etc your target that night, you will leap down, force the attacker to flee, and patch up even a bullet to the head so quickly the target doesn't die, and so effectively that there's no sign of the wound whatsoever. You won't remember what happened that night, however, due to your amnesia (Since your amnesia is contagious, neither will the target or attacker).

[Lawrencelot]

You are a

Time Travel Agent

. You can go back to time to change the course of history. You can pm the mod each night to let him edit one of your posts.
(Mod note: a change of his own post will cause a disorder in the time-space continuum, resulting in not only the death of this player, but also complete vanishing, so his alignment is never shown)

[Battle Mage]

You are the

Blind, Deaf, Mute, Comatose and Fully Paralyzed Terminal Cancer Victim

. You win no matter what happens, but everyone will be really patronising about it.

rofl.

[Mr. Flay]

You are a

Contagious-Amnesiac-Ninja-Super-Doctor

.

Okay, I LOLed.

[Mafiaplayer]

You are the Doctor. You protect one player each night. You win with the town. Unfortunately, using your power will randomly kill a townie.

[Yosarian2]

You are the Doctor. You protect one player each night. You win with the town. Unfortunately, using your power will randomly kill a townie.

I'd use that role on occasion.

It'd be an even better role if the doc can self protect.

[kuribo]

You have just lost

The Game.

You must now remind people of The Game. *

If at any point, any person uses the phrase "The Game," they are killed because they have just lost the game.

If you are the only player remaining, you win once you forget about The Game.

* The object of The Game is to forget about The Game.

** haha, you all just lost the game

[kuribo]

Also, You are a

Soul Stealer

.

Each night you must steal the soul of one other player. That player's soul is kept in a crystal which is carried around with you. They are not removed from the game, and indeed, are not told that you have captured their souls.

Once you are killed, the restless souls can no longer sustain life, the crystals shatter, and every player you have targetted is killed as well.


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You are

Carrying a nuclear bomb.

At any time, you may detonate the bomb, killing yourself. A random selection of 75% of the remaining players will die with you. Surviving players will have radiation poisoning and lose their night choices while they undergo treatment.

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You are

really high right now

. I mean, whoa. You know? Like... I know they CALL them fingers, but do you ever see them fing? What was I saying? Oh yeah, your win condition, man. Dude, it's like, if you win... then you totally win, man, you know? Dude, where's the Funyuns?

[rolandofthewhite]

Also, You are a

Soul Stealer

.

Each night you must steal the soul of one other player. That player's soul is kept in a crystal which is carried around with you. They are not removed from the game, and indeed, are not told that you have captured their souls.

Once you are killed, the restless souls can no longer sustain life, the crystals shatter, and every player you have targetted is killed as well.

I kind of like this.

[kuribo]

Also, You are a

Soul Stealer

.

Each night you must steal the soul of one other player. That player's soul is kept in a crystal which is carried around with you. They are not removed from the game, and indeed, are not told that you have captured their souls.

Once you are killed, the restless souls can no longer sustain life, the crystals shatter, and every player you have targetted is killed as well.

I kind of like this.

It would only be funny if the Soul Stealer has like 5 souls and gets killed, taking most of the players with him.

[MafiaSSK]

Also, You are a

Soul Stealer

.

Each night you must steal the soul of one other player. That player's soul is kept in a crystal which is carried around with you. They are not removed from the game, and indeed, are not told that you have captured their souls.

Once you are killed, the restless souls can no longer sustain life, the crystals shatter, and every player you have targetted is killed as well.

What would happen if a person they targeted was lynched or killed?

[JordanA24]

Also, You are a

Soul Stealer

.

Each night you must steal the soul of one other player. That player's soul is kept in a crystal which is carried around with you. They are not removed from the game, and indeed, are not told that you have captured their souls.

Once you are killed, the restless souls can no longer sustain life, the crystals shatter, and every player you have targetted is killed as well.

I remember a role that was just like this in Best of the Internet, Leeroy Jenkins, he was NKed Night 2 and took a Cult Recruit and a Mafioso with him.

[kuribo]

Also, You are a

Soul Stealer

.

Each night you must steal the soul of one other player. That player's soul is kept in a crystal which is carried around with you. They are not removed from the game, and indeed, are not told that you have captured their souls.

Once you are killed, the restless souls can no longer sustain life, the crystals shatter, and every player you have targetted is killed as well.

What would happen if a person they targeted was lynched or killed?

Something insane and beyond reason.

[Dean Harper]

Fly on the Wall

You can spy on anyone at any given time by PMing the moderator. You will find out their role, but since you are a fly, and have multiple eyes, the role has a 50% chance of being incorrect. Also, if you post more than 20 times, people will start finding you annoying, and you will be fly-swatted, automatically ending the current day and resulting in the loss of a townie. You win when all mafia are eliminated.

OCD Suffering Patient

You are a patient of the doctor, meaning you can never be killed at night. However, since you have OCD, whenever you submit a night action for the first time, you will make the same night action automatically every night on the same person. You can investigate or protect one person. Also, if you decide to investigate, your doctor is killed and you can no longer control your OCD. Every post you make will be converted to the exact same one that you posted before the doctor died, therefore, all posts will be the same for the rest of the time you are alive. You win when all mafia are eliminated.

Crippled, Overweight, 4'5'', Hungry Mafia

You are a mafia member. However, your night actions never reach the moderator on time, as you can never make it to the post office without hurting yourself, falling over, or stopping to eat. The rest of the players dont know you exist because you are 4'5'' tall, and therefore, any night actions against you come up blank. You win when the town is eliminated.

Julius Caesar

You are a supreme ruler, but you are very weak. You are also very easily persuaded. Every time someone tells you to do something in the thread, you MUST do it. Otherwise, you are modkilled. If at anytime someone votes for you, you die.

[windkirby]

I lol'd at the Fly on the Wall. "People will start finding you annoying." What fun!

[Dean Harper]

WIFOM MAN

Every post you make must be in WIFOM form, except votes and FoSs. If you fail to do this, you are modkilled and your team loses, or do they?

[Nemesis]

"People will start finding you annoying." What fun!

I've been lynched for that.

[Booker]

You are

Sonic the Hedgehog

, and are in a pretty sorry state. Just when it seemed something sincerely fun was brewing over at Sega, the PR-folks have started

hinting

... New gameplay when the moon comes up, trying out a 3D-fighting bit, and a "teaser" that almost made Amy throw up... You don't know, maybe they're trying to capitalize on Zelda: Twilight Princess' success? Maybe one of your older games made them fail an exam when they were young? Maybe being in Smash Bros with Wolf wasn't such a good idea after all?

...You don't want to talk about it. At any rate, every night, you must send the mod the name of a different player, or the name will be picked randomly. That person will be nightkilled, unless anyone targets you (Or uses the word "Werewolf" in the thread. You're sensitive about this sort of thing), in which case they will be killed instead (Chosen randomly if more than one person has painted themselves a victim). Death doesn't seem too bad right now, but operating off the assumption that Status Quo is God, your objective is to survive until endgame so Tails/the corporate higher-ups can contrive some sort of cure and you can put this whole thing behind you.

[zu_Faul]

You are

Liquid Snake

. Nothing can bring you down. You survived a helicopter crash, Stinger rockets to the head and falling down the scraps of your 20 meter Nuclear Armed-Mech. You are unkillable.

Mod Note: Due to his infection with FoxDie, he dies instantly once the game goes into endgame or Lynch or Lose

[Booker]

Ooo, have you ever played Time Crisis?

You are

Wild Dog

, and are even tougher than the above. About fifty directly hitting helicopter missiles will

stagger

you. Most of note in your powers is your complete immunity to A: huge explosions, and B: falls, but these methods let the protagonist feel good about "killing" you. If there's an evil plan, you're part of it. Everywhere from kidnapping the President's daughter (if I recall) to blowing up the US just because.
You can daykill any non-protagonists once a day by typing

Daykill: X

. Every time you are lynched/NK-attempted, the gun on your arm gets one step cooler, and you can perform one more daykill each day. You win when at least

one

of your evil plans gets through, which means getting the game to last to Day 10. Unfortunately, despite being some kind of insane Survivor-SK, the game can still end provided you've been lynched/had a NK attempted on you at least once.