Hour Two: Fighting Results
Autoload
takes his pickaxe and slits his face with it. He now has "battle scars" to show off and impress others.
ChannelDelibird
has given up on life. The game is something he wasn't meant for. He takes his broom and shoves it down his own throat. He gags as he coughs up blood. He lodges the broom down either further...
ChannelDelibird is now dead.
Occult
carries his hockey stick and approaches his next victim.
Cephrir
raises his boomerang as he notices Occult approaching. Occult raises his stick and charges at Cephrir. Cephrir dodges out of the way and strikes Occult with the boomerang with amazing force in the back of the head, splitting his skull.
Occult is now dead.
BrazeGoesMoo
fiddles with his darts and he waits for an opponent.
Scotmany12
and
Shadowlurker
approach Braze from behind. Shadowlurker swings the bra around Braze's neck and begins to choke him. Braze spins around and stabs Shadowlurker with a dart in his neck. Shadowlurker stumbles back, bleeding profusely. Scotmany12 slams the beer bottle against Braze's head and the snaps his neck with his bare hands.
BrazeGoesMoo is now dead.
RolandOfTheWhite
holds his lead pipe, looking around for anyone to attack. His weapon slips from his grasp. Roland bends over to pick it up. A Nintendo 64 system is slammed into the back of Roland's head, by
ChaosOmega
. Roland spins around and grabs his leadpipe. He swings it fiercely, but
Guardian
's knife drives down deep into Roland's arm. Roland screams in agony.
WizardCat
finishes Roland off by smashing his skull in with his crossbow.
RolandOfTheWhite is now dead.
Jdodge
yawns and walks around sluggishly after his mad dash to A2. Nothing exciting happens.
Xyzzy
runs around, looking for somewhere to hide.
The Greg
jumps out of seemingly nowhere and swings his bronze sword. Xyzzy dodges just in time to avoid getting his head cut off. But we can't say the same for his hand. Xyzzy runs off. The Greg looks at the mutilated hand lying in the grass and laughs to himself.
PBuG
sharpens his toothbrush so it will become a useful dagger. He smiles once he is pleased with the shape and uses his new weapon to become a uni. He then proceeds to stab himself in the heart.
PBuG is now dead.
pickemgenius
,
TrustGossip
and
remussaidow
stare at one another intensly. An all-out war breaks out. Pickem takes his numchucks and attacks TrustGossip, busting his lip. TrustGossip takes his coffee mug and swings it at remussaidow, breaking remussaidow's nose. Remussaidow grips his fork tightly and stabs pickemgenius. Pickemgenius coughs up blood and dies.
pickemgenius is now dead.
Brutal Assassin
and
~N9V~
hum to themselves. They listen to the screams of death around them. Brutal Assassin grins at ~N9V~... Ahh, the game is getting fun now.