~laundry~ FIN

[SlySly]

I'm a miller.

VOTE: Desperado

Surely, that makes you smile Andrius.

[SlySly]

Nachomamma, we meet again.

[SlySly]

These miller votes are all weaksauce.

Don't hate, I'm just bringin' sexy back.

[SlySly]

~moist laundry~

This is going to be sick!

[SlySly]

Why do I have the feeling I will end up as the underwear?

[SlySly]

Firebringer rings a bell in my clouded memory.

[SlySly]

I think I like this Firebringer.

[SlySly]

Oh, it was Watch Dogs. Why can't I remember that game?

[SlySly]

Ah, yes. House. Pm mechanics. It's all coming back!

[SlySly]

Forgive me, Creature.

My N0 is Desperado and he is scum!

[SlySly]

Ser, have you played with Creature before?

[SlySly]

That's one thing, but he's off the wall in general. He has a way of appearing useless when he's really doing something.

[SlySly]

Notice Dunnstral in the corner?

You should have made him a notch on a saddlehorn.

[SlySly]

Hello dreamlz!

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Desperado, I've got my eye on you Panama Red miller!



UNVOTE: Desperado
VOTE: SAD

[SlySly]

we didn't interact in strahd at all maybe?

Yes, I tuned out much of the angst in Strahd. New day, new game, welcome aboard! Looking forward to a fun one!!

[SlySly]

when it's a 17p theme game and an experienced playerlist where we all know SKs potentially exist in the game

I only play theme games. Honestly, I expect town, mafia, and 3rd party in every game.

[SlySly]

and this is why there's no more best town performance.

I just want my rightful title! Damn you, title fairy!!!

[SlySly]

I just want my rightful title! Damn you, title fairy!!!

Some of us just aren't memorable enough for titles.

DGB rightfully requested I be deemed "The Scummiest". At least she was nice enough to grant me a signature!

[SlySly]

I've been away from the thread all day. We're 36 pages in and it seems as though the RVS lovefest is over so...

UNVOTE:

I will review what I've missed tomorrow and lay down a real vote.

[SlySly]

I feel good, I feel like I'm playing just fine.

Scum worry about how they are playing. Town just plays.

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no, i am the sk.

Alrighty then.

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I think it got bad when everyone went from "hey I think that SAD and Tammy have a weird relationship" to "RRRRRRAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH".

Fair.

BTW it's been too long. Was it Nacho or Notty who diffuses TvTs as scum?

Nicely played.

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VOTE: Tammy

I will gladly vote Desperado or gerry too.

[SlySly]

Frogger, Andrius, like you, is town. I've played 2 very recent games with Andrius-town. This is Andrius-town.

[SlySly]

FTR, after doing a reread, moisture is not an element of my world.

[SlySly]

Life training 101 (some here are in great need):

Don't be like person B.

Person A: "I'm asking an honest question. There's no hate in what I ask."

Person B: "Holy mf'ing shit. You're the worst player in history. You aren't worthy to share air with the rest of us. How can you be so hateful you fucking piece of fucking shit?!? LEARN SOME FUCKING MANNERS, FUCKING DICK HEAD ASSHOLE. Stop playing mafia, you suck. And while you're at it, camp in the fucking road. Why can't you be nice like me you fucking loser ass mf'r?!"

[SlySly]

Frogger, Andrius, like you, is town. I've played 2 very recent games with Andrius-town. This is Andrius-town.

Also, why address me instead of SAD, Toogeloo and Nacho who are on the wagon as well (at the time of the post...I'm still catching up)

You were the obvtown.

[SlySly]

i don't really want to drag this out but you and i got kind of heated when you left the site.

Life throwing curve balls at you + heated mafia exchange can = site leaving.

An ex + Fate = me gone for years. The true test of my evolution will be signing up for a game including Fate.

[SlySly]

I can deal with it now. I've endured worse in real life. Fate's merely a player in a game.

[SlySly]

Hopefully you aren't a governor again.

Stay tuned.

[SlySly]

He claimed scum.

I think we have a SK in that mix, FB

could be fro99y

no, i am the sk. unless u think theres two

[SlySly]

Andrius is town.

[SlySly]

@Desperado: Is there something significant about saturday that I should know?

[SlySly]

Sorry, I had a date last night. Today I was running fever all day and home with my sick kid.

[SlySly]

Dates are yummy.

Nom nom nom.

[SlySly]

Andrius, we need your poetic self back.

[SlySly]

let's swing an Andrius lynch since all the powers that be either scumread him or are gone.

I'm not down with that swing.

[SlySly]

And thank you, Andrius!! That brought a tear to my eye.

[SlySly]

Whens the wedding?

I've heard June is lovely.

[SlySly]

Forecasts indicate a 0% chance of a Tammy lynch in the next five days.

It's never easy getting scum lynched.

[SlySly]

UNVOTE: Tammy

VOTE: Gerry

Team Strahd lives and dies together!!

[SlySly]

i havent read the past 10 pages

Scum never read until they have to.

[SlySly]

i havent read the past 10 pages

Scum never read until they have to.

this is also a very forced post lol

You obviously never played with me before.

LAL and PL on millers and scum never read are my calling cards.

[SlySly]

UNVOTE: idk who im voting

Only scum don't know who they are voting.

[SlySly]

It's desperado

Duh.

I'm a miller.

VOTE: Desperado

[SlySly]

I am PR

Godfather is PR.

[SlySly]

you're maf or troll

I wasn't until my vote was on you.

[SlySly]

I was FORCED to claim PR

Did you reach L-1?

[SlySly]

I wasn't in position that

I was FORCED to claim PR. So I'm not hardclaiming my PR

sly, did you read the whole sentence?

I saw it right after I posted it. I didn't intend to change the context. My bad. But look at his response. That didn't bother him.

[SlySly]

I fuck up lots, Tammy. I stood accountable immediately.

[SlySly]

You did the same exact thing to me when you tried to make me look like scum.

Nope, I didn't change the context in your case.

I feel good, I feel like I'm playing just fine.

Scum worry about how they are playing. Town just plays.

[SlySly]

I feel like I'm playing just fine.

I'll take the slack away. Now twist this. You can't.

[SlySly]

LOL. I'm not scum, but you are flailing.

[SlySly]

kay

You're better at it than gerry and drealmz. I'll give you that.

[SlySly]

I think there are enough people who scumread me or at least want me dead or wouldn't complain if I were dead to make this happen.

Words of a VT.

[SlySly]

no need to rush it.

74 pages is not a rush. I despise the unwritten rule on this site that every day has to be dragged out until the deadline when hasty decisions are made. I'd much prefer good decisions prior to the deadline.

[SlySly]

I pref {Firebringer, Creature}

FB is daring us to lynch him. That's not mafia.

[SlySly]

And did you miss my yu gi oh card.

I tune out anything resembling pokemon. My 9 yr old whips my ass with it daily.

[SlySly]

I do it all the time as mafia.

Thanks for the future personal tell.

[SlySly]

slysly, would you please STOP with every single giant blanket generalization

Nope. Beats blowing a fuse for 5 pages.

[SlySly]

how are so many people so horrible at mafia

If you are calling yourself good, I'm laughing.

[SlySly]

CAN BE PROVEN WRONG

Prove me wrong.

Is desperado town?
Is Tammy town?
Is gerry town?

Prove it.

[SlySly]

@FB: I play my way. I've never claimed to be good. I've played with enough truly good players that if you think I'm completely braindead, that's your mistake.

[SlySly]

I at least have a sound way of playing

I agree you play with your amp turned to 11.

[SlySly]

All good FB!

[SlySly]

Pine-lejuice, Pine-lejuice, Pine-lejuice

Creature-juice, Creature-juice, Creature-juice

[SlySly]

But oh well.

Should SAD be less defcon informed? I'm oblivious.

[SlySly]

EBWOP:

Should SAD be defcon informed? I'm oblivious.

[SlySly]

Andrius, I really want to be on scum or off town lynch.

Does SAD's input make gerry look more town to you now? I'd be glad to switch to Desperado. I know there's millers, but I know scum fake it and you do too. No waste for vig or investigation.

[SlySly]

Ok.

The thing I pinpointed about Tammy was a baseline. The real thing that jumped out at me was her going overboard on you. I strongly TR you, that makes anyone attacking you that hard a SR.

Desperado, miller claim baseline. His semi-lurkiness spot shooting jumps out at me but that could be NAI. Kinda Persivul-ish.

[SlySly]

I feel Persivul was more consistent over time though.

I was definitely referring to early game Purs. He stepped into the light when it mattered.

[SlySly]

Creature and Pine both major mia.

Unless strong case can be made for either slot, waiting for a replacement is better than lynching.

[SlySly]

I'm getting a glass, Andrius. You twisted my arm.

[SlySly]

Let's get civilized about this.

[SlySly]

*chink*

The feeling's mutual. I'll have to look into this League you speak of.

[SlySly]

2014 Sauvignon Blanc from Napa Valley here.

[SlySly]

I don't normally drink wine

I didn't, but I have seen the light. The grapes are good!

[SlySly]

I-it's not? H-how do you do it then!

For us swine, as long as it reaches the lips, it's proper. Creativity is encouraged!

[SlySly]

I don't drink fancy stuff, I drink myself to the brink of death.
Then I wake up the next morning realizing i fail and try again another time.

That's why you are the FIREbringer!

[SlySly]

you hold it at the base

[SlySly]

nah I am the fire bringer because once upton a time I smoked and I would often toy around with lighter.
I also kind of had a pyro streak as a child, but really what kid didn't have a pyro streak as a child.

Ah, you are my kind. I knew I liked you.

[SlySly]

wait wrong picture lmao

If I'm ever caught using this grip, PL me.

MariaR, this should be enough for you to put gerry at L-1 and get his full story.

[SlySly]

Just drink ginger ale with me tbh much better

Seagram's is my fave ginger ale.

[SlySly]

ginger ale is gross

MariaR, L-1, please. This is scum talk.

[SlySly]

you hammered me

Only if you're hated.

[SlySly]

gerry was at 7 votes, takes 9

[SlySly]

late nite at the laundromat, good times. we need a group picture to instagram.

[SlySly]

OMG GUYS, I HAVE BROWNIES!!!!!!

are they from colorado?

[SlySly]

im really town tho guys. when u see my role and flavor you'll see why i claimed

if maria would put her vote back, we could here your full claim and decide what to do

[SlySly]

OMG GUYS, I HAVE BROWNIES!!!!!!

are they from colorado?

no, i made them.

Ok, I'll just smoke a bowl while I eat one and pretend.

[SlySly]

im really town tho guys. when u see my role and flavor you'll see why i claimed

if maria would put her vote back, we could here your full claim and decide what to do

Doh! Hear.

[SlySly]

OMG GUYS, I HAVE BROWNIES!!!!!!

are they from colorado?

no, i made them.

Ok, I'll just smoke a bowl while I eat one and pretend.

ohhhh i want to smoke bowl!

Welcome to Team Strahd!!

[SlySly]

we need a group picture to instagram.

It's goin viral, bro!

[SlySly]

thats why i think you're maf sly. you're more worried about a claim than reading me

I'm so town, I have a map tattooed on my back.

[SlySly]

This is so how this game is supposed to be. We've been spamming, yet still playing and it's all readable in seconds.

[SlySly]

I think my finest thing so far was the Darkest Dungeon Intro parody on pg. 63.

Your finest is yet to come.

[SlySly]

Spill the beans. That's how claims work. Claims are made, lynches are made or wagons move.

[SlySly]

If he was hated, he was lynched. If not, unless I miscounted, he only reached L-1.

[SlySly]

parabola

That's esoteric to me because I love Tool. That's likely to have been to a rave at some point.

[SlySly]

I'm here, I'm here. This game has my top priority in the morning.

It worked!! Don't make me post anything to scare Andrius again!!

[SlySly]

honestly drinking alone has always been told to me as sad, but I often find myself enjoying it more than drinking with others most of the time.
I am always ashamed in morning after when I was with people.

We are drinking together, my friend!

[SlySly]

I'm here, I'm here. This game has my top priority in the morning.

It worked!! Don't make me post anything to scare Andrius again!!

Dude, the goat-headed person sacrificing someone was definitely too much.

Ank.

One day! Karma will even the score.

[SlySly]

I'm like forty pages behind

The last 10 are wine laced one liners

[SlySly]

Sly
Do I pour myself another glass?

If you do, I'm opening the Reisling

[SlySly]

Prost!

To the fallen comrades to come!

[SlySly]

I LOVE RIESLINGS. Especially German and Finger Lakes semi-drys.

Beautiful! Mine is Monterrey County. I was in a Cali mood.

[SlySly]

I want in

[SlySly]

I could be convinced to support a Desperado lynch, but I sure prefer to lynch Tammy. Her assault on Andrius was ridiculous. Anti-town at best.

[SlySly]

The Reisling is good!

[SlySly]

Unless gerry was hated, I'm inclined to believe the new Strahd-bro, FB and think it's not too late.

UNVOTE: gerry

VOTE: Tammy

We got 5 days. Oh, what a difference a day can make.

[SlySly]

That's fine. If gerry wasn't hated, I've seen the "truth" I needed from FB.

My vote can change. Her assault was not protown and it's documented. I'm perfectly happy with my vote.

[SlySly]

This has been the best night of mafia ever. Don't worry, like ZigZiglar says, it's only gonna get better.

[SlySly]

Well.
Someone's gotta get lynched today.
It won't get better for them.

It's Tammy or Desperado for me.

Millers are always game and I don't want to be on a mislynch.

[SlySly]

Some people don't know how to have fun and hate when others find a way. Some people are so dense they can't see they are a black pot as they put down the black kettle.

Bad man? Ha! Tammy's been so rude this game, don't even try to deflect her venom as starting from me.

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2061 What do you mean? LMAO. Asset? I think not.

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If the game is slog, that's because your effort in it has been such.

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VOTE: Desperado

I want Tammy lynched. But if we're down to assets, I'm good with Drealmz gone too.

[SlySly]

quote her being rude

You can't be serious. If you are, just start at 785.

[SlySly]

If the game is slog, that's because your effort in it has been such.

If the game's been a slog, it's because two people who I love are fighting and because I haven't been able to build up the gumption to post and separate and parse through it being parsing through it hurts. If the game's been a slog, it's for reasons you don't understand - I understand that Andrius is your friend and you feel inclined to protect him but all things like this accomplish is twisting a knife where it doesn't need to be twisted.

Andrius has done nothing but try to play. Tammy's done nothing but tell Andrius how poorly he's played.

[SlySly]

????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Keep going.

[SlySly]

Andrius has done nothing but try to play. Tammy's done nothing but tell Andrius how poorly he's played.

and this is...rude?

It's the start. Calling someone out is fine and not necessarily rude. But this builds up and up until it's like Tammy has killed the horse and is repeatedly kicking it.

[SlySly]

It seems to me like you're reading a quarter of the situation and understanding an eighth of it; I again, understand that you're probably coming from a good place and see Andrius being frustrated and want to help ease that frustration but the approach you're taking now just isn't helping; at best you're antagonizing the other side and pushing Tammy/Andrius apart and that certainly won't help him at all. It doesn't help him to feel like someone hates him and it doesn't help for him to feel like he's hurting someone else; the only way to move past it is by understanding what's going on and being open to both sides, not chucking fuel into the fire.

Show me what Andrius did to draw the fire? She starts at 785 and keeps going until that hate filled wall she posted blasting Andrius.

In this game, I'm probably to blame for what Tammy is not liking about Andrius

because of a game I won't talk about

. I'll be glad to address it post game.

I'm here to have fun first, and I know Andrius is too. He's my friend, yes, but that's NAI.

I've played games with you years ago, I tried to open with some humor towards you. You ignored it. That's fine, but it was noted.
Andrius tried to open the game friendly with you, you resisted it.

Why do I want Tammy lynched? Andrius is my top TR. Her attack on him makes her my top SR.

[SlySly]

Hey Sly - you told me that I don't know how to play and have fun.

I didn't single you out.

It's not my fault if you feel the shoe fits.

[SlySly]

You're 100% right that I'm abandoning you in this game and I'm sorry for that. This game is a miserable, annoying slog and I have been playing with replacing out because it is a miserable, annoying slog.

If the game is slog, that's because your effort in it has been such.

I called the game a slog.
In the post immediately after mine, you said that "if the game was a slog, it's because my effort has been such".
You weren't talking to me, Sly?

In that part, I was singling you out. You haven't seemed as connected/active as I remember you being. It's been years, maybe you've evolved into a different player than I remember.

[SlySly]

I'm here to have fun first, and I know Andrius is too. He's my friend, yes, but that's NAI.

If you're here to have fun, then stop twisting the knife.
How difficult is it to understand that the situation that we're experiencing is not fun and the real grand way to make the situation die down a little bit is by stopping blaming it on one side entirely?

I know everyone that was part of the wine gathering last night was having fun. It was probably the most fun I've ever had in a night of mafia. Sorry you weren't here to enjoy it with us.

[SlySly]

You don't think that people have the capacity of being wrong?

I know people have the capacity to be wrong. I'm wrong a lot.

[SlySly]

then go have fun in general discussion

you all literally produced 12 pages of nothing. in a page that is already 70 pages of mostly nothing.

and you're talking about tammy being antitown?

lmao

We sorted gerry.

[SlySly]

Yeah we did. Denial won't make it untrue.

[SlySly]

unless i'm wrong and the town isn't split 50/50 on whether we should lynch him for claiming PR and then refusing to elaborate

You obviously haven't read the 12 pages you are calling fluff.

[SlySly]

slysly just likes to say things and pretend they are true and be completely closed about it

it's rather...not good

Drealmz likes to play until someone calls him scum, then he rages post for 5 pages. I've seen it in every game I've played with him so far. It's rather...less than not good.

[SlySly]

and you obviously have a penchant for just saying things without any evidence

it's pretty obvious that i really believe that we are split 50/50 on gerry. from memory me, tammy, toog definitely want him dead, andrius and SAD are on the fence, and maria/FB and maybe a couple others are defending him

so how is he sorted again???

Garry Oak was

Owner of Firebringer

Caught up yet?

[SlySly]

He made reads lists I thought looked fake - I am fully within my rights as a player to think they look fake and point it out.

You are absolutely entitled to say whatever you want and everyone else is also entitled to point out what they think looks rude and insulting.

[SlySly]

sly really thinks that was fb confirming gerry's vague and unexplained pr claim???

I won't vote FB or gerry again. Laugh it up. I bet I'm not the only one.

[SlySly]

still

waiting

for

quotes

The hate is clear. If you can't see it, you're her scum buddy. I don't need to quote it, there's been enough damage done already.

[SlySly]

It's especially fucked when she wrote a full wall explaining what she meant and your response is "Nope, she hates Andrius."
You're not helping Andrius. Stop.

Her full wall was rude and insulting.

[SlySly]

It's especially fucked when she wrote a full wall explaining what she meant and your response is "Nope, she hates Andrius."
You're not helping Andrius. Stop.

Her full wall was rude and insulting.

What is rude about saying that the moist argument was weak? Do you think that the moist argument Andrius brought up was valid?

How many times did she put say his play was not up to his standard. I see that as a direct insult.

Do you read what I've said about Drealmz as being friendly? I've tried to give Drealmz a pass for several games now. I'm calling it like I see it now, because I finally reached a boiling point with him. I see Tammy's words towards Andrius the exact same way. I don't know their history, but I do know she hasn't been in the recent games I've played with Andrius for it to build up like I have been with Drealmz.

If I'm wrong, that's fine. Show me how, because that's how I see it.

Andrius didn't go from obviously having fun and wanting to included everyone in the fun to wanting to replace out for nothing.

[SlySly]

I'll save you all the trouble. I'm the set of keys. I'm conditional double voter. If I'm off town or on scum lynch 2 days in a row, I get an extra vote.

Lynch away scum finders!

[SlySly]

Unvote
Vote: Slysly

I want to be part of the cool kids.

Cool kids are worthless if they can't get in the laundromat. My PM says I'm used to unlock 2 crucial and symbolic doors.

[SlySly]

Hi! My name's Desperado and I'm never unvoting SlySly.

Get a few more votes and enjoy being locked out and wrong.

[SlySly]

Every Creature post is exactly like what mcmenno is describing and it's exactly what I've read about his scum game this is precisely like in defcon where Reck said UT was scum but people didn't trust him.

More defcon. Andrius, any thoughts on this?

McMenno's a TR for me.

[SlySly]

At this point, I agree with your Sly read more than I agree with your Pine read, but the Sly read is a couple degrees stronger than the read on Pine.

Did you miss my claim? Do you think I'm lying?

[SlySly]

@Nacho: Nevermind, I just saw what I missed to make me ask that.

[SlySly]

@Nacho: If I'm successful 2 days in a row of being off town or on scum, the mod will give a message in thread that the key has been turned. Then my 2nd vote will be "Vote 2: "

[SlySly]

Slysly's flavor is also negative (door hinders someone doing laundry).

Nothing in my PM says I hinder laundry getting done.

[SlySly]

Slysly's flavor is also negative (door hinders someone doing laundry).

Nothing in my PM says I hinder laundry getting done.

Okay let me help you out.

WELCOME TO GAME SPY, YOU ARE DOOR, ____________________________.

Fill in the blank and paraphrase. Do you help or hinder doing laundry.

I am keys, I allow entry into the door. Giving access is help.

[SlySly]

Vote 2: Desperado

[SlySly]

Vote 2: SAD

[SlySly]

PINE MADE THE CALL TO ARMS
STRAHDIANS MUST ANSWER

UNVOTE: Desperado

VOTE: Creature

[SlySly]

I am of the opinion that Sly's making this all up but people apparently believe that crap..

Are you serious?

Vote me.

[SlySly]

UNVOTE: Creature

[SlySly]

The only thing I don't buy is the claim. I think someone who gets a double-vote after two days is incredibly weak.

If I was going to fake claim, it sure wouldn't be double voter.

When I'm town, integrity means everything. As you know, I'll forego my own personal wincon to fight with the town.

[SlySly]

Andrius and Sly. Back on Creature.

I'm not gone far. Andrius calling bs on my claims has me all out of sorts.

[SlySly]

Guys remember this post

Activating my double vote

I sure do, that's why I thought gerry was scum. Remember this one?

Andrius, I really want to be on scum or off town lynch.

[SlySly]

There no hey why do you have those meta expectations, no actual telling him how so very wrong he is, no nothing like that.

You now I'm town here, you know everything he has said is wrong, you know his tonal thing is wrong, you know the meta argument is wrong,

But none of that just his ergo all issue argument he has with me is somehow valid to you.

I know that you're town. I think that his push on you is wrong and dumb and I've told him as much.
But right now, I'm trying to get you and Andrius to see eye to eye. I don't think that his approach to you was meant as a personal attack. I don't think that his intention was to hurt you.

What I want is to head out with you and eat together and drink with you but I don't want this dark cloud handing over your head.
Me explaining where I see Andrius is coming from isn't a personal attack on you; I'm explaining the alternative to "Andrius is scum" or "Andrius is personally attacking me" that I see.

See, Nacho in tune with the bigger issue here. He talked through all of it with me in a civil manner and he's trying to with Tammy now. Andrius is trying to be civil as well. Kiss, hug, shake hands and make up and humans and we can get back to playing the game. Tammy, you are encouraged to have fun too. I loved your Drake post.

[SlySly]

EBWOP: and humans = as humans

[SlySly]

Town

:
Pine
Firebringer
Fro99er
McMenno
MariaR
gerryoat

Murky middle

:
Ser Arthur Dayne
Tammy
Nachomamma8
Nosferatu
Zachstralkita
Andrius

Scum

:
Creature
Desperado
drealmerz7
Toogeloo

[SlySly]

i went from scum to town real quick

I guess you were posting in your sleep last night.

[SlySly]

I love how I constantly show up in people's scum reads, and yet in 98 pages I haven't been voted once. I'm not that scary of a prospect, am I?

You just pinged my scumdar.

VOTE: Toogles

Feel better?

[SlySly]

lynch creature first. hes more obvious

Ok.
UNVOTE: Toogles

VOTE: Creature
L-1, unless I missed an unvote.

Vote 2: Toogles

[SlySly]

Not that I'm aware of.

[SlySly]

The L-1 thing was reaction testing Gerry.

I could be wrong, but I think Creature is at L-1.

[SlySly]

Yeah I'm still not doing this but don't think it's L-1

You're right. I looked through. Here's the unofficial count on Creature (L-3)

McMenno, FB, Pine, Ser Arthur Dayne, gerry, Sly

[SlySly]

I think Glasses of Wine was lynched like 20 some odd pages ago.

GoW is unlynchable and BP.

[SlySly]

Kids are going to bed then my glass is being washed and GoW saturday will commence. Who's playing tonight?!

[SlySly]

That mosdef counts!

[SlySly]

Tammy, get in here and have some nice clean, yet very moist fun with us!

[SlySly]

In last night's lesson, proper glass holding was discussed. A few ideas were offered up and were all wrong. I have found the proper technique.

[SlySly]

I think some hit the bottle too hard too fast. Maybe just fashionably late.

[SlySly]

hits, i like the way you think! anyone bring guacamole?

[SlySly]

bob marley or a perfect circle?

[SlySly]

I'm about to hit the bong

You know how to win me back over. Let me load the peace pipe. I have the sticky stinky.

[SlySly]

either or, drealmz! i can get numb and my name is mud

no to DT. if it's jefferson, it has to be starship.

[SlySly]

[SlySly]

DT is one of the most incredible bands of all time without question, but, hey, it's not for everyone that is for sure

I've seen them many times. They're great, but they're not for me. Give me Tool 100% of the time over DT.

[SlySly]

I trust Maynard to guide me far more than Portnoy.

[SlySly]

figured that'd be preferrable than having to wake up and read 10 more pages of this shit

we'll shoot for 20 tonight. everyone in the game will be friend by the am. it'll be easy to lynch the miller then.

[SlySly]

SLY IS SCUMMMMMMMMMMM

If you can convince me that I'm scum, I'll vote myself. What you got?

[SlySly]

All millers are scum. I'll vote em every time. Ctrl+f in any game I play.

[SlySly]

Love it. I can't stand Portnoy.

[SlySly]

try to find even one reason i'm scum that doesn't reference me being the miller

Challenge accepted.

Tunneler.

Hi! My name's Desperado and I'm never unvoting SlySly.

I win.

[SlySly]

Hey, it's Desperscummo still tunneling on me.

You think anyone's buying your shit?

[SlySly]

slysly hush that is not productive

I think you are scum too

You think I'm scum, that fine. You're voting me. I get it.

You get fun. It's obvious who doesn't. I'm still here playing for whoever's serious and wants to actually game solve.

[SlySly]

Hello Sad! Hello Pine!

[SlySly]

SAD, breakdown your case on me. I've been drinking. I should be easy to sort. Work me over.

[SlySly]

I just claimed what my role is. I didn't fake claim miller. I didn't have to think about anything.

[SlySly]

What case?

I had you as townlean I just didn't like your claim it sounded too much like a fake-claim because of the added part of "being on scum/off town".

Fair enough. I can't control what role I was given. And if you don't believe my claim, fine. If you're scum, you know I'm not scum and you'll be on the list of who lynched me. Right now, I'm basically VT. I have to earn my PR. Losing me is better than a better town PR.

[SlySly]

SLY IS SCUMMMMMMMMMMM

If you can convince me that I'm scum, I'll vote myself. What you got?

it's this one right here

this is the post where sly exposes his lie

Do you take yourself seriously?

[SlySly]

Oh yeah, haters. Part of the instruction in my PM from the mod was "Have fun."

[SlySly]

He doesn't even seem to have considered this...because he's lying scum.

No, that's because I'm not an asshole loophole gamebreaker. There's a code of honor in life. What you just suggested is outside of it.

[SlySly]

First, if I self vote and I get lynched, I don't achieve my 2 lynch in a row and gain my extra vote. That was so hard to think through. Brilliant plan.

[SlySly]

on scum, off town. it's not rocket science.

[SlySly]

Bring it, you can't beat the truth, bro.

[SlySly]

on scum, off town. it's not rocket science.

Yes, only pertaining to the lynch that happens, or you just have to BE either on scum or off town at the end of the day.

Either day, two days in a row, either on scum or off town. Else, no extra vote.

[SlySly]

I'll save you all the trouble. I'm the set of keys. I'm conditional double voter. If I'm off town or on scum lynch 2 days in a row, I get an extra vote.

Lynch away scum finders!

Either day, two days in a row, either on scum or off town. Else, no extra vote.

How many times do I have to repeat myself?

I can't quote my PM.

[SlySly]

But now it sounds like he's saying he needs to be both off a town lynch and then on a scum lynch to activate it

Player twister much?

pick a day.

first day: me off town or on scum
next day: me off town or on scum

if both not met, no extra vote.

Twist again.

[SlySly]

unvote
vote: mariar

i'm going back here

Clarity from the grapes again.

My PL stance on millers is a baseline.
Tunneling is a baseline.

Hi! My name's Desperado and I'm never unvoting SlySly.

Now you're a liar.

My LAL PL stance is a baseline.

I know how to play baseball. 3 strikes you're out. Die scum!


Now, I'm just having fun.

I've modded games here with town millers and death millers. I know they exist. I also know the proper play is to claim it immediately. I know that play is used by scum sometimes, and so do others in this game.

Now that I know you're not clinging to remnants in the toilet, I can hear the town possibility in your miller claim. If that's right, I'm on your side. Peace.

[SlySly]

Refill anyone?

[SlySly]

Pine, I have been following that method all night!! It's perfect!

[SlySly]

I'm good with Desp now if it wasn't obvious at the end of my post.

[SlySly]

Andrius, how is your Sat/Sun going?

[SlySly]

I'm looking for some old files from an old hard drive from the last real band I was in, I'm gonna release some new(now old) rock-n-roll one the world via youtube soon. Prepare yourselves!

[SlySly]

Oh yes, I have found the magic directory!! I first thought I had the wrong hard drive.

Andrius, this directory might scare you. Muuuuahhahahaha!!!!

[SlySly]

I'm still here!!

[SlySly]

I'm rockin the fuck out on some lost classics!!!

[SlySly]

A little sample. Cheers.
b

[SlySly]

RIP, Mr. Tony. Lost but not forgotten.