Post Restriction Mafia III - Game Over!

DrippingGoofball · Post Post #24 (isolation #0) » Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:38 pm

It’s-a me, Mario! Hey, I am so happy to be here, eh? My mamma, she iza wit me, eh, and she loveza you guys, and she iza making deh spaghetti for everybody-eh? Why donta you sita at da table, eh? Put on your bibs-a.

DrippingGoofball · Post Post #74 (isolation #1) » Tue Sep 19, 2006 9:22 am

Mamma mia! I luva da parada ofa posta restrictions, ah? It iz beeyutifool. Now, I hava da question, ah? I wanna vota fora dog-a. But whicha dogga, ah? Eeeni-meenie minie moe, I hafta picka da dogga!

votah: zeeleeooo

DrippingGoofball · Post Post #187 (isolation #2) » Thu Sep 21, 2006 2:20 pm

Aye tinka so, too, da peekachoo, it doez sounda faka, it iza too motch, know whaddamean? Me, I can vote for da peekachoo, aye tink heza wiseguy. Yessss! Da peekachoo. Heza wiseguy.

unvota, vota: M4yhema

DrippingGoofball · Post Post #196 (isolation #3) » Thu Sep 21, 2006 3:23 pm

Aye miszed something inda thread, aye miss da translation of the picachoo language! Now, aye unnerstanda what the picachoo wanna say! So, aye canna vota for da m4yhem, I hafda changea ma vota!

unvote, vote CDB

Your mamma wonta be happy how you turn out, CDB, La Cosa Nostra, tut, tut!

DrippingGoofball · Post Post #307 (isolation #4) » Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:08 am

Hey! Colora me retarded, ah! Buta hava no idea-a whatta da furda mean-a, smalla furda, bigga furda, Mario, he danno whatta furda iz-a. Smalla furda getsa alla liarz atta da end-a? Whatz dat, ah?

DrippingGoofball · Post Post #316 (isolation #5) » Sun Oct 01, 2006 4:27 pm

Nightson wrote:*waves goodbye to DGB*

Whassa matter-a, whya waving a'goodbye-a? Mario seeza his name-a iza purple-a.

Purpla name-a iza no good, eh-a?

Mario change-a da diaper-a ova Baby Mario, and teacha da baby ta playa Donkey Konga!

DrippingGoofball · Post Post #319 (isolation #6) » Sun Oct 01, 2006 4:44 pm

Kill-a Pikachu, befora he revealza hiza resultsa? Whatiz he-a, nutza? Holy Donkey Kong-a! Iz dat Princeza Peacha eya seeza ina distanzia?

vote: Nightson

DrippingGoofball · Post Post #334 (isolation #7) » Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:10 am

Resultza? I hava no resultza! Resultza fer what-a? Mamma mia!

Of course-a, I am a-Mario, everybady, he knows da Mario! Mario! He playza with-a Baby Mario, he invites-a Donkey Konga fer suppa' and giva da lasagna!

Mario he waza rolebloka last night-a.

So-a Mario, he haza some fun-na thingza, lika Koopa Shella, and a Poisona Mushroom-a, and other special giftz like thoses.

Las' nighta, Mario, he giveza de Poison Mushrooma to CES'a, so CES'a, he shut hiza big trappa! He zippa'it up-a!

Tonighta, Mario, he try to giva de Fire-a Flowera to Ether-a, but-a Mario, he tinks dat he gotta roleblock-a!

DrippingGoofball · Post Post #340 (isolation #8) » Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:17 pm

Cogito Ergo Sum wrote:And why did you target me?

Mario, he target you, causi you ara so much-a fun-a! Mario, he know that Poison-a Moshrooma, iza bad, but Mario, he hope dat it no kill you, ah?

DrippingGoofball · Post Post #341 (isolation #9) » Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:22 pm

Smashy wrote:1) How DGB rew she ras roleblocked. I'm ressing she ras an inventor-rype role. Do you row the effects rof your stuff, and who ras your N1 rarget? You rot any Scooby Snacks?

No, Mario, he no know what hizza stuffa do-a! Itza surprize-a! Mario, he no know. Mario, hezza testing hiza stuffa!

But-a, Mario, he know dat he wazza roleblock-a, causa, izza longa story-a he been tole, dat sayza dat Mario, hezza roleblock-a. So-a, Mario, he knowzza for sure-a.

Say-a hella to-a Baby Mario and'a Donkey Kong-a for me, ah!

DrippingGoofball · Post Post #342 (isolation #10) » Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:25 pm

Oh, and'a Mario, he now gotta punish-a, but Mario he no know why.

Now, Mario he hazza talka'bouta oder characterza froma da Mario game-a, but-a Mario, he no play a long-a time-a, and Mario, he only rememba Baby Mario and'a Donkey Kong-a!

Who give-a da punissione to Mario? Eh? Who give it, ah? Mario notta too happy-a!

DrippingGoofball · Post Post #344 (isolation #11) » Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:33 pm

You did dat? Why did you do dat to Mario, eh? You coulda hurta Baby Mario and'a Donkey Kong-a, too! Mario izza good guy-a, stoopid! Mamma Mia, ordera me soma pizza!

DrippingGoofball · Post Post #345 (isolation #12) » Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:34 pm

No reason. Random torture is fun.

DrippingGoofball · Post Post #359 (isolation #13) » Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:49 am

Yeah! Mario, he sada to go, to! He gonna missa alla da smalla furde stoffa! And'a Mario, he no happy, he no get to use hizza specialla giftza!

Mario says hella to-a Baby Mario, and'a Donkey Kong-a!

vote-a: CrashTextDummy-a

DrippingGoofball · Post Post #369 (isolation #14) » Tue Oct 03, 2006 8:07 am

Heya, CrashaTextaDummya, I no unnerstanda whya ya say, dat you speaka to me-a atta nighta!

You no say no notting'a to me at all! Baby Mario and'a Donkey Konga, theya agree-a!

I no hear notting fromma youa alla nighta! Whatiz dat allabouta?

Me, I wazza tole dat aya entera a briecase-a, and'a play'rounda castle alla night longa! So dat my-a giftza to Ether-a, it no work, it no get deliver! Causa, I wazza too busy playa around'a!

Okay, so I tell ya my-a firsta nighta choice-a. I giva da Super-a Moshroom to CES! Night two, I giva da Poison-a moshroom to CES. I wonner, what dida CES doo widda Super-a Moshroom? I wonner, I wonner.

I know what da Poisona Moshroom dida, it shuddup CES! But I no know whadda Super-a Moshroom, it dida.

And'a neva know what da Fire-a Flowa it doez, causa, thatta stooopido Ether, he roleblok me-a!

DrippingGoofball · Post Post #370 (isolation #15) » Tue Oct 03, 2006 8:14 am

Hey, Donkey Kong-a, and'a Baby Mario, dey say, why is Ether roleblock me or giva me mora posta restriczione, and'a bertrand roleblock or punissione me whidda extra restriczione, and'a CTD, he tinks dat he giva me da extra restrictione!!!

Mario, he no unnerstan. Iz lika, everybady, dey all tinka dat dey are the one-a to giva Mario roleblocka, resctriczione... Mamma mia! No wonner, Mario, he no unnerstan.

Who giva da restrizione to-a Mario? Itta canno be everybady!!!

Who giva da roleblocka!!! Itta cannotte be everybady!!! No, itta cannotta.

Mario, he really no happy hizza nama izza purpla. Mario, he cry-a! Boo hoo!

DrippingGoofball · Post Post #374 (isolation #16) » Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:53 am

Akay! Mario, he now believe dat Ether roleblocka Mario, widda portable palazzio, dat iz what it wazza. A portable palizzio! Baby Mario, and'a Donkey Kong-a, he like itta very much-a, butta Mario, he no happy itta roleblocka, and'a wasta da Fire Flower-a on Ethera! Bumma. Dat, izza cleara. Da potable palazzio, izza roleblocka.

CTD-a, he no send no teenage girl message-a to Mario all night, Mario, he woudda wake uppa for da teenage girlza wisperin'in Mario's earz! It no happen, no. Mario, he wanna lyncha de wiseguy dat giva Mario more and mora posta restriziones, to taka responzibility for hizza actiones...

Mario, he wanna know whadda Super-a Moshroom he do, butta Mario, he might hafta waita, causa, CES mighta wanna keep ita secreta!

Da list of people-a dat targetta Mario, izza bigga lista! Ether-a, he giva da portable palazzio, roleblocka Mario. Bertrand, he dida something'a, too! Mario, he no know whatta bertrand dida egzactly. Mario, he no sure. CTD, he say dat he talked to Mario inna nighta, but Mario, he no see this. Mario, he got only da worse posta restrictione.

Why izzit dat CTD izza Miller-a? Mario, he no unnerstan dis.

Whatta dida bertrand did to Mario? Mario needa to know-a, before Mario, he die!

Soon, the purpla dizeaza, itsa gonna killa Mario! Mario, he like vegetariana pizza, and'a artichoka, for hizza las meala. Tank you-a!

DrippingGoofball · Post Post #377 (isolation #17) » Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:36 pm

CTD, Baby Mario, Donkey Kong-a, and'a myself, we no unnerstan why you be a Miller.

Canna you explana dis?