The Lord of the Rings Mafia - GAME OVER (KABOOM)

[Edge]

SHAZAMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

I GOT ONE MORE DAY BEFORE REAPER COMES IN AND

MESSES

WITH MY READS. LET'S GET WRAITH DEAD BEFORE THEN.

[Edge]

What's your evidence against me? A reaction to a kind of play I really, really, really hate? And a couple people screaming "Scum, scum!" with nothing to back it up? Good job on that analysis.

At this rate you're going to out my claim by tonight.

KEEP POSTING LIKE THIS AND YOU BET YOURE ASS WE WILL.

MARITYA IS TOWN.

[Edge]

Wraiths is frustrated town but announcing that he is going to lurk is a big sign that says "VIG ME." The while self-pity thing has gone on since I first suggested he was scum, and it has gotten old fast. Post or perish.

X

[Edge]

YEP. I AM ONE, AND THE OTHER GUY IS THE OTHER ONE.

Don't take my big red X and use it against me!

X X X X X X X X X X

[Edge]

If I wasn't pretty sure Maryita was the SK my vote would be on you right now.

1. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SK HUNTING D1. SKS PROVIDE NO MEANINGFUL CONNECTIONS HERP DERP

FOS: LMP

2. KATSUKI-COACHSCUM REQUIRES WRAITHSCUM. VOTE WRAITH ACCORDINGLY

3. U IZ ACTUALLY WRAITHS BUDDY GG

[Edge]

Funny thing, how the two people most hell-bent on lynching me have terrible play. We have Edge, whose sole method of play is to say "YOU ARE SCUM GG" and leave it at that. And we have Kat, who is hypocritical

and being accused of coaching.

This town amuses me.

and we have Wraithscum, whose sole method of play is to be scum and not contribute.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

His post starts out as a "lets condemn these people's play" and ends with the bolded, which has NO BEARING ON

KATSUKIS

INDIVIDUAL PLAY, and EVERYTHING to do with:
"OH NOES MAH BUDDYS BEN CAUGHT. TIME to LAMPSHADE!"

Two down. More to go. This lynch needs to happen now.

[Edge]

Red is shiny, green is not. You sir, have scum claimed.

(Btw they keep me around for my dashing good looks)

[Edge]

Apparently not. This is hilariously sad how incredibly scummy and useless you are.

[Edge]

And this isn't frustrated town, Glork, you can TELL because there was no *throws up hands, fuck it* moment. He hasn't scumhunted the entire game.

[Edge]

Vote: Wraith

While the initial question was a good way to get conversation going, putting it into questions like you did doesn't really add anything new, and encourages people to go into detail about how much they like LOTR instead of starting to play the game.

If this is meant to be a serious vote,

IGMEOY Katy

. People who nitpick early posts and use them to start bandwagons are often scum.

^Save this little gem, which is just a nice lil baseless statement generalizing a non-existent scumtell, backed by a weak an pointless IGMEOY, followed up by absolutely NOTHING even resembling an attempt to further get a read/make a case on Katy.

[Edge]

STOP CLOGGING UP MY FUCKING THREAD.

WE GET IT, YOU HAVE NO INTEREST IN POSTING ANYTHING RESEMBLING CONTENT FOR FEAR OF OUTING MORE BUDDIES/TOWNIES.

WHAT HAPPENED TO LURKING?

GET THE FUCK OUT WHILE I CONVINCE THE REST OF TOWN THAT YOU NEED TO DIE.

[Edge]

I swear to god if I have to switch accounts one more time to wordsmack you into next Tuesday...

BEFORE YOUR "imma lurk nao" post, there was NOTHING RESEMBLING SCUMHUNTING/TOWNINESS

There was no "Content" -> "fuck it" -> "no content" transition. There was "scumscumsucn" -> "FUCK IT" -> "scumscumscum"

TOWN NEED TO STEER LYNCH ONTO SCUM BC SCUM ARE RELUCTANT TO BUS SOMETIMES, AND OTHER TOWNIES CAN BE DUMB/INSECURE.

Now here I'll start with Glork:
Glork you fuckin did this to me last time with quadz. "Herp derp scummy people pushin wraith=wraithtown" NONNONONONO WRONG> <BIG RED X HERE> LOGICAL FALLACY HERE.

Multiple scumteams, scum awkwardly bussing, WHATEVER IT IS, Wraithscum=WRAITHSCUM. There need be no other consideration.

[Edge]

^(WRAITH) LOOK WHO FINALLY LISTENED TO HIS BUDDIES AND STARTED POSTING IIOA. STILL NOT CONTENT YET BUDDY.

GLORK: DON'T CALL ME OBVOBVTOWN THEN AGREE TO BE PROTECTED. DYING N1 IS FUN AND ALL, BUT REAPER WON'T BE PLEASED I GOT US KILLED OFF.

SPYREX IS TOWN THOSE VOTES MAKE NO DAMN SENSE.

[Edge]

I could see the rope there is reference to Wraith going "I'm shutting my mouth" business.

---

Wraith's /wrists and play and NOW this "I'm the dominant scum partner" business is for killin'. That sure as hell doesn't add up with this at all.
WeirdRa is ALSO for killin.

Don't you dare use a strawman that weak.

I've never needed "coaching" because I've always been the Dominant Scum Partner in every game I was scum. So I can't define "coaching" for you.

I'm the Dominant Scum Partner.

There's a different between those sentences.

^WHAT.
MORE.
NEEDS.
TO.
BE.
SAID.

HE PERCEIVES ATTACKS WHEN THERE ARE NONE. HE GOES "NUH UH I DIDN CLAIM SCUM."

[Edge]

The way Fate plays garners serious reactions. It's not so much the case that he uses to get a wagon on you that he uses to decide if you're scum, but the way you react to said wagon. Your reaction has been to fake a townie AtE and then start flailing. Not making you look good.

^TOWN.


I'LL MAKE A TOWN/SCUM LIST BUT THATS PROBABLY SOMETHING I SHOULD WAIT ON REAPER FOR.

[Edge]

..........


"no content no content no content"
-2 days later

"OH THIS IS WHY I NO MADE CONTENT, RL SUX"

Yeah NO. Retroactive excuse for poor play =SCUM

[Edge]

Ok Glork, I'll humor him.

HEY WRAITH WHAT CONNECTIONZ DO U SEE AND WHAT DO YOU WANT TO PURSUE TODAY with your OH SO VALUABLE PRECIOUS VOTE.

ANYONE can say "this this and this happened" HES NOT TAKING ANY FURTHER STEPS.


Plus there's no way I'm voting SpyreX D1. It just won't happen. Not on my watch

[Edge]

IIRC Denethor was somewhat of a bad guy in the movies... Yarrrr, string up this bloody landlubber!

Jk, this is mostly OMGUS, 'cause there is only room for

one

awesome skull-themed avatar in the game!

Instead of just popping in and voting semi-randomly, I might actually

read the thread

this time. Maybe.

[Edge]

Okay, what the fuck. Are you admitting that you have been pushing a lynch on me for no reason?

And I had it first. I'm the wraith here

THAT WAS REAPER. IM STILL HERE WANTING YOU DEAD FOR VALID REASONS.

ADD THIS ONE TO THE PILE:
-NOTE HIS LACK OF GENUINE TOWN ANGER WHEN IT APPEARS AS THOUGH HE'S BEING PUSHED FOR BULLSHIT REASONS.

NOTE IT.

NOTEEEEEE ITTTTTTTTTT

[Edge]

AND THEN VOTE IT.

[Edge]

*takes off tunnel goggles*

In other news I may be down for a WeirdRa lynch later on depending on how this Wraith wagon pans out.

[Edge]

SpyreX's next post better contain something.

He knows what it is.

@VimignoringyouV: Glork's reasoning is faulty as he is misreading most of SpyreX's posts. No CAPSLAWKE alliance here just yet just now, I'm just saying SpyreX doesn't get rope D1 ever. He just doesn't. (and before some technical assclown says "wut if he slips" Spy doesn't slip.)

[Edge]

Edge: Why is VV on your scum list?

I have a scum list?

Right now, Katsuki and InHim are at the top of my own scum list, with Edge following. All have been throwing out accusations without or with little evidence or reasoning. Edge has already admitted his push against me was random.

Okay, what the fuck. Are you admitting that you have been pushing a lynch on me for no reason?

And I had it first. I'm the wraith here

THAT WAS REAPER. IM STILL HERE WANTING YOU DEAD FOR VALID REASONS.

ADD THIS ONE TO THE PILE:
-NOTE HIS LACK OF GENUINE TOWN ANGER WHEN IT APPEARS AS THOUGH HE'S BEING PUSHED FOR BULLSHIT REASONS.

NOTE IT.

NOTEEEEEE ITTTTTTTTTT

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM>

SOMEONE NO READY THREAD THREAD B4 THEY MAKE "CONTENTZ POSTZ"

[Edge]

OHHHHHH, you were asking those three to answer.

I thought you were naming those three and asking which two the rest of the town would want to kill, and in what manner.

Nevermind, carry on.

No no you were right that I'm talking to Kat et anyone else who is cool enough to answer

(I'd LOVE them to but you know how it goes).

SpyreX's next post better contain something.

He knows what it is.

? I do?

\

..v

SPYREX READ COMPLETE:
100% TOWN.

[Edge]

This means you'll have to give me a case in Weirdscum INDEPEDENT of supposed SpyreX connections, Mr. Glork

[Edge]

Returning from v/la, currently re-reading this game (page 8) and another large one i am in to catch up.

I've noticed that showing up this far into a game, and then posting a case on someone, or general thoughts is marked with a response of "Lawl, why dont you do something productive before criticizing me, lurker?" Or i usually bring up something long past discussion.

To avoid this. Please ask any questions you would directly like me to comment on.

.....
.
............
....................

[Edge]

gandalf's scumslip is a stretch. LMP's vote on him is particularly bad.

Important things:
1. FATECHARLIE IS NOT ACCEPTABLE.
2.EDGE IS SHORTER GOD DAMN IT
3. FATEREAPER IS BETTER SOUNDING
4. RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWGH

Less important things:
1. rudeboi is showing reluctance to catchup and read and post content
2. rudeboi is taking "reactive playstyle" stance
3. rudeboi is taking passive "ask me le ques-ti-ons" stance
4. rudeboi wagon probably won't take place today, for valid reasons
5. Fucking Wraith is playing acceptable enough now that I just don't feel the rage anymore. Still want him dead, but

VOTE: WeirdRa

Its compromisin time.

Preview: sweet jeussus

[Edge]

Glork if you're still on then hear me this:

If you get to meta defend one player (InHim) I get to meta defend gandalf. That "slip" was just gandalf's VERY recent experience with large game+dosscumosteamos, so take it in the frame of context.

He's careless, moronic town. As scum he is much more cautious and cunning.

The fact that shady names like Katsuki and LMP just hopped on him for it should ring more bells. I dunno what Spy was takin to the bank but I could care less if he shamelessly wagons

[Edge]

How about Farley

SPEAKING OF FARLEY HYPOTHETICAL BULLET IN YOUR HYPOTHETICAL HANDS: Who dies?

NO DAMN IT NO.

I'D SHOOT YOU IF YOURE GONNA TAKE A KICKASS HYDRA NAME AND SOIL IT.

HYPO-VIG: RUDEBOI

[Edge]

SpyreX why the hell are you asking ME who dies if I had a bullet?

Its like you're trying to scumhunt me or some shit after we've already established I'm town from the rooftops.

[Edge]

Viggin zwet is too damn obvious. I like shooting people that are flying under the radar and no one's mentioned, and then when they flips scum everyone goes :WHOA DAMN GEWD SHOT FATE YOU IZ ACE.

Rude is definitely in that category cause I know he'll flip scum but we can't go lynching lurkers D1. Wrath is my close #2 fo sho, but at least he's giving a semblance of playing mafia in recent posts. (Btw don't call drip scum this early on you'll just get shot.)

[Edge]

Don't misunderstand me sir I wouldn't vote zwet with a 30foot secret-double-vote, I just wouldn't shoot him

first

.

Is Damian that one with the blue hawk thing on his chest?

He was 'ight

[Edge]

This is Reaper.

Just popping in to say that I'll probably have time to read the thread today (hehe ;X) and that Fate and I are about to crank this game up to eleven.

Also, LMP is scum.

[Edge]

The p6 fight between Glork and Wraith is interesting (it starts here and continues until the end of the page). Wraith is completely hypocritical and Glork calls him out on it. Afterwards, Wraith's only response/defense is that he doesn't like being lynched D1 in every game so he selectively ignores people. Awesome. And by awesome, I mean scummy.

@152: I have a REALLLLLY hard time that MemoriaEsponsettielactatinganimalia actually BELIEVED gandalf's crazy claim. Even for a second. It was blindingly obvious that it was a joke. Major scum points for ME. (haha, look how that looks)

@mod: did you ever answer VV's #172 and gandalf's #181? You never corrected the vote count in #168, if it was indeed wrong.

Haha, I actually like post #187. d(^^d)

Lol @ 190 calling out a misrep.

@191: Way to continue an argument about nothing. Post something useful please. OH WAIT.

Sorry, only got up to post 200. More later.

Maybe.

[Edge]

...but if Fate says that Gandalf is legit, I feel significantly less confident about it.

You trust Fate's scumdar? I love Fate, but I have little faith in the accuracy of his instrument.

-DGB

Hey dollface talk to Ellie BEFORE you sling mud like this.

For fucks sake.

[Edge]

Hey there.

Soo, I've been sick for a while and I'm still feeling down due to medication. Gimme a list of things to reply on to help me ease back into the game.

....

[Edge]

We're reaching the point where we're going to start consolidating reads before we post content again.

Wait, Reaper, what the fuck is this Mafia record in our sig?

>_>
<_<?

[Edge]

I'd argue that even if Gandalf is town, there's at least 2-3 scums on that wagon.

I concur. I think that if he's scum that number is even higher though.

As in if Weird is scum and Gandalf is scum and they weren't scum together I could see firebombing everyone on there (OHH YES EVEN ME) with a super net gain.

Why would there be more scum on scum than on town?

Why aren't you voting anyone?

And because I'm lazy:
What do you think about Gandalf?
What do YOU think about that wagon?
What changes in said thought process dependent on his alignment?
(Bonus points: if he is scum, what does that mean about said 'slip').

[Edge]

*checks empty Hydra qt*

*sighs*

WeirdRa's latest posts don't seem indicative of town that is being run up at the deadline.

HRMMMMMMMMMMMM

(this observation brought to you by CAPS INC.)

[Edge]

IN CASE IT HASN'T BEEN MADE CLEAR:

GANDALF IS SCUM BECAUSE HE SAID "OTHER TEAM" WHICH IS EXACTLY HOW IT IS WORDED IN THE MAFIA WIN CON PM, BUT SINCE HE CLEARLY DIDN'T REALIZE THAT THE WIN CON WAS POSTED, HE GOT THAT TERMINOLOGY STRAIGHT FROM HIS OWN ROLE PM.

SO ITS NOT, "LOL NOW JUS CUZ I DIDN SEE DA PUBLIC 1 ITS MOAR TELLZ?" ITS "NOW THAT WE SEE THE PUBLIC ONE AND THAT YOU COPY PASTAD IT, YOU DIE"

[Edge]

WEIRD RA, CLAIM.

NO STALLING OR EXCUSES.


Thanks in advance. <3

THIS LOVELY POST WAS MADE ONE MINUTE AFTER RA'S.


RA DISAPPEARED.



1+1=SCUM

[Edge]

Me? Scummier than DGB? Scummier than useless zwetz?

HA.

I LAUGH.

GENERAL DIRECTION.

YOU.

[Edge]

Your THE BATMAN and Robin rooftop party with SpyreX struck me as scummy.

Ooh what the FUCK is this.

How was it scummy?

BECAUSE LEMME SCROLL BACK DOWN MEMORY LANE

[Edge]

Its like you're trying to scumhunt me or some shit after we've already established I'm town from the rooftops.

What were you doing on the rooftops? In the movies, it's always the bad guys on the rooftops taking aim.

FOS:Edge

YEAH.

YEAH I WANT AN ANSWER NOW BECAUSE YOU STARTED THAT FLUFF-OFF.

AND HERE I THOGUHT WE WERE HAVE A 3-WAY TOWNFEST BUT APPARENTLY YOU THINK ITS FUCKING FUNNY TO GO "LOL IMMA FOS BASED OFF BULLSHIT, CONTINUE THE BULLSHIT, THEN GO BACK LATER AND POINT BACK TO THE OWN BS I STARED AND CALL THE OTHER PARTIES INVOLVED SCUMMY."

THAT SHIT DOESN'T FUCKIN FLY ON MY LIST.

SLYSLY'S ON THE DEATHLIST NOW.

[Edge]

The difference between Spyrex and Edge’s decent into stupid Batman antics and your UFC comments is this – they while spamming the thread with off-topic elements are also providing opinions.

You are blowing smoke.

Prior to the outbreak of THE BATMAN discussion, I, directly or rhetorically, provided an opinion for, but not limited to, each of the following:
1. Millers claiming with the first post of the game.
2. Zwet's presence in a game regardless of alignment.
3. The possibility of Zwet being a death miller.
4. Dripperth claiming scum with her first post of the game.
5. The level of pro-town in DGB's wackiness.
6. Edge/Fate's happiness over Haylen's death.

Your answering of my question with an attempted smokescreen, makes me think that you jumping on my UFC statement, while excusing concurrent THE BATMAN discussion, solidifies my suspicion that you were chainsawing for Edge, SpyreX or both.

^ADD THIS TO THE FABRICATED CHAINSAW ACCUSATION AND THE OVER DEFENSIVENESS IN REACTION TO ME'S POINT AND YOU HAVE YOURSELF A NICE SCUM APPLE PIE.

[Edge]

Edge is trying to be Fate and becoming scummy for it.

EDGE IS FATE

[Edge]

Good lord that has fakeclaim smell written ALL OVER IT.


HAMMER NAO DONT WAIT FOR A CC

[Edge]

RC has caught up but hasn't commented on any of the damn flips.

HERE ARE HIZ THOUGHTS:
katsuki 208 shouldn't care who is lynched and who is vigged. why does she care which is which? scummy.

LMP is tunneling. scummy, because he knows better.

Strangled is probably Sméagol. Almost definitely Sméagol. Which means, likely a day-SK, cause he's not affiliated with anyone. Never say anything bad about who you think it might be, cause they'll daykill us. lol

Ninja'd by CES 240. dam#

Vasudeva's point in 244 is also excellent. Maybe a day-killer/lyncher variant who only has to find Frodo. Wow. That's genius. (no town points to him for pointing it out, though).

I like 245. town points for inhim.

I actually believe the arwen miller claim. Whats the point of making a miller somebody like severus snape, who is an obvpick for a miller? Then there's no chance of a mislynch, which is what a miller is all about. If you're gonna do a miller, do it right, and make them get mislynched. it's a perfect fit. and plum's not stupid.

252 is AWESOME. I LOL'D. 253 is goodposting

269. i actually like this list. a lot. i think inhim is town. and 271 is VERY town-sounding.

278. locke lamora. still town.

i hate to say it, but i am actually beginning to get town vibes from LMP's posts. NO! *slaps self on wrist* BAD REAPER!!! HE IS SCUM!

rewq-locke is town on town, methinks.

303 (jenniwren) feels town but i'm not sure.

Wraith is beginning to look more like exasperated town than scum. maybe scum have daytalk and they are telling him what to say, idk. but he doesn't seem to be ranting like a newbie would, or continuing to post in unintelligible craplogic. so.... maybe he's an alt? oh no wait, I see he's been around since may. that's plenty of time to have learned how to play. scratch that. anyways, he's looking very slightly more town now. watch, now that i've said this, he'll be scummy again.

oh goody, he's crumbing Denethor blatantly. (movie Denethor, but still Denethor). he's probably not scum, actually. Denethor would (at first schmick) appear to be a terrible fake claim. Then again... you never know. You read Harry Potter Mafia, right? lmao, tell me that wasn't epic.

slysly320 looks to be reaching. possible scum there.

bv310 (323) sounds very town. very earnest. i agree that wraith is probably town now.

324 is major lolz.

Glork 325 thinks SpyreX and WeirdRa are scum. Major town points for Glork, but IGMEOH.

Glork 326 is worth its weight in gold.

maritya 331 seems town

HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS:

DIE SCUM DIE:

VOTE: SLYSLY

[Edge]

btw, Katy is scum.

That is all.






...Hi, Katy. *waves*

[Edge]

Well,

assuming

that there are 2 scum teams, both scum teams made a night kill, accounting for 2 deaths,

I don't like this at all. I think the time to assume is more or less over, given we won't deff know until we lynch a member of the second scum team but I find a game with 2 vigs and a day killing SK or a game with a vig and day and night SK's to be, while not an impossible set up, highly doubtful.

Now the question is did he use his one-shot to scum hunt, as Nero suggests, or was he convinced someone was town and wanted to protect them?

The flavor is the key. Gandalf was

shot from afar

I agree with whomever said this sounds like our vig kill.

ME was

filled with arrows

. You've said this is orc flavor so ok.

Drippeth

bleed to death

. This sounds fairly sinister to me.

So, IMHO, ME and drip were the scum kills. Gandalf was vig kill.

LMP was

corrupted

.

He even bread crummed that he would use his action. I think its pretty clear what happened.

And I think I'll take a look at Kats's lists. Maybe LMP was on to something.

I fail to see how her lists have anything to do with his suspicion of her.

One thing I do

NOT

like is Nero's hypothesis that LMP used his ability to scumhunt. Targeting somebody you think is likely scum is, from one's own perspective, likely to get yourself killed.

And without some kind of breadcrumbing

(which I cannot find), that just doesn't make sense to me. Furthermore, I don't see how "corrupted" would indicate that LMP was looking for scum when he used his ability. Nero's reason to support going after Mari/Kats is rather artificial here.

EBWOP:

Okay, I just read LMP's last post, and that's a pretty clear breadcrumb

(though if I were taking this approach, I would have named maybe two people to target, not four).

UNVOTE: Nero
VOTE: Katsuki

................................................

Did you like not read the thread before you posted?

RE: 929 Why is the RC head still stuck on day 1?

Is there anything town in this post?

What the fuck do you mean "why is RC head still stuck on day 1" IS THAT A RHETORICAL "LOL IMPOSTINZ" FUCKING QUESTION OR ARE YOU JUST AN IDIOT?

[Edge]

Sly just needs bullets. Glork's willingness to sheep me gave me good feelings (not as good as YESTERDAY THOUGH OMG :HAPPY:)

Vote: Katsuki

THEN REWQ, THEN MARITYA, THOUGH THE LATTER TWO ARE PRETTY OBVTOWN SO IT SHOULDN'T GO FURTHER THAN KATSUKI.

SLYSLY NEEDS ARROWS TONIGHT.


ZWETS NEEDS ARROWS TODAY IF MR.DAYKILL WANTS TO CLAIM VIG LATER.

[Edge]

ON THE OTHER SIDE EDGE:

I need some help with Mari. She's not saying a lot but the more I read the more I don't like what she says. I need the golden bullet for this over Kat.

OH SO THATS WHY YOURE NOT VOTING.

PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS, THEN MAYBE WE CAN TALK.

[Edge]

Unvote, Vote: Mari

Its more of the same and quick on the draw when jenni leaps out of the shadows for a strike. THERE IS A VOTE EDGE NOW ANSWER MY QUESTION.

STOP WITH THIS FOOLISHNESS AND GET YOUR VOTE WHERE IT NEEDS TO BE

[Edge]

RCS BEEN USING MAH CAPS????!!?!?

[Edge]

\
What the fuck do you mean "why is RC head still stuck on day 1" IS THAT A RHETORICAL "LOL IMPOSTINZ" FUCKING QUESTION OR ARE YOU JUST AN IDIOT?

I find it quite rude that you call me an idiot when its you who can't fucking read. RC, who's on all the damn time, spent the entire 929 (aside from your vote on SlySly) commenting on day 1 posts.[/quote]


OK THEN SAY "ZOMG RC IS ALWAYS ON BUT IS STILL ON D1?"

NOT DANCE A LIL DANCE AND SAY "HMMMMMM WHY U D1 STILL BOI?" THE FUCK DID YOU THINK THE ANSWER WOULD BE?

NO BACKBONE=SCUM

[Edge]

Unvote, Vote: Mari

Its more of the same and quick on the draw when jenni leaps out of the shadows for a strike. THERE IS A VOTE EDGE NOW ANSWER MY QUESTION.

THE ANSWER IS MARITYA IS TOWN NOW VOTE KATSUKI GOD DAMN IT.

[Edge]

UNVOTE:
VOTE: Katsuki

PERFECT EXAMPLE OF PRO-TOWN SUCCINCTNESS.

LET'S GET A'LYNCHIN!!!111

[Edge]

Meh, 2/3 is good enough for me.

VOTE: Maritya

[Edge]

hEY hey wHOA WHOA WHATSA ALL THIS THEN

[Edge]

No one

targeted Glork last night, just so you guys know. I know it means nothing now, but it's what little information I have.

My character is Glorfindel (I really do hate Liv Tyler, and I really do think Glorfindel got totally screwed). And because I know people won't read the damn game, I'm a WATCHER (aka: voyeur).

I don't get names,

just actions.

On a side note, I really wish some of you would put in some effort. "Sheeping" and voting just because the big names vote someone does NOT help the game.

HERPADIDY DERP DERP.

NO ONE =/= NOTHING.

NOTHING TARGETED GLORK LAST NIGHT WOULD'VE BEEN ACCEPTABLE.

I'M ALSO INCLINED TO BELIEVE THE DOCTAH WOULD REALIZE SCUM WOULDN'T TOUCH GLORK AND USED THEIR PROTECTION ELSEWHERE.

HAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Edge]

oh and happy birthday Glork

[Edge]

The hell...

[Edge]

Bv, you fucking assclown, if you're a roleblocker and just claimed after Sly said no result I'll hate you for a good long time.

UNVOTE:

Claim roleblocker or non-roleblocker in your next post. That's all I need to hear.

[Edge]

^hate you more than I already do.

[Edge]

Oh I read bv's claim wrong then...

[Edge]

I think this all needs to be shelved for another day.

HOPEFULLY ALL WILL WORK OUT.

VOTE: Zwetz

yeah its that time, eh Spy?

[Edge]

UNVOTE: rewq, VOTE: SpyreX

So many fucking people in this game vote w/o giving so much as a quote and it's ridiculous.

DOES NOT COMPUTE

...

@ SlySly's CC & Voyeur vs Watcher speculation:
Plum was the one who named the Voyeur role, according to the role's wiki.
So chances are, she'd use it in one of her games too. So that's believable.

...

More later, possibly.

Reaper out.

[Edge]

Okay, I'm on semi-stable internet now, still battling my new computer though, which I managed to spill tea on. Anyone know how to clean the sugar residue out from under a keyboard?

Anyway, I've read the last page or two, and I can support a Zwet lynch.

Unvote, vote: Zwet

Take a shower with it; hold it under the rain tree.* Let your sugary worries wash away.





*unplug it first

[Edge]

OH HAI REAPER.

KATY IS SCUM ALL THE WAY AS MUCH AS IT PAINS ME TO SAY VV'S CASE IS GOOD.

I'D ALSO LIKE TO POINT OUT EDGE WAS THE FIRST TO CALL KATY SCUM. SO WE GET ALL THE CREDIT WHEN SHE EVENTUALLY FLIPS.

(cant get bussing goto waste, amirite?)

[Edge]

I KNOW. I SAID KATY WAS SCUM PAGES AGO

YARRRRRRRR

DON'T MESS WITH THE LOTR PIRATES!!!

[Edge]

HERP DERP THERE'S SCUM ON THE ZWET WAGON?

NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Edge]

WELLLLLLL FATE FORGOT THE PASSWORD TO THE ACCOUNT SO HE CHANGED IT

THEN HE FORGOT IT AGAIN. LULZ. BUT WE'RE BACK IN BUSINESS NOW SO WATCH OUT.

[Edge]

@ MOD: WHEN IS THE DEADLINE.

BECAUSE I WOULD SO LOVE TO FLIP THIS AROUND ONTO KATY RIGHT NOW.

[Edge]

SpyreX why the fuck are we lynching a claimed hider?

Seriously?

Unvote:
Vote: Katy

YOU KNOW FUCKIN BETTER THAN THAT

[Edge]

HIDER IS EITHER A PROVABLE CLAIM, OR COUNTERED SAFELY BY ANOTHER HIDER WHO CANT BE SHOT AT WITHOUT A RB+SHOOTIN COMBO.

THIS WAGON ENDS NOW.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU CLOWNS SMOKING.

GLORK WHY ARE YOU FEAR MONGERING PEOPLE INTO STAYING ON THE LYNCH

[Edge]

IN OTHER NEWS MARIYTA HAS BEEN SCREAMING SCUM AGAIN AND IM LEANING SCUM VOYEUR

[Edge]

nNO LYNCH IS FUCKIN TERRIBLE BECAUSE LESS FLIPS = MORE LIKE D1 = HARDER SCUMHUNTING.

KATYS LYNCH >>>>>>>>.. MARIYTA> A22RUDE

"LYNCH ME INSTEAD" AS TOWN POWER ROLE? YEAH THATS FUCKIN BULLSHIT ALSO.

REAL BULLSHIT.

[Edge]

Because lynching is proactive. Hoping everythings gonna be aight is reactive.

Unless lynching wrong ends the game there's no reason not to. Especially not "OHH SNAP HE CLAIMED HIDER".

EDGE:

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THIS AND WEIRDS COP CLAIM D1.

SERIOUSLY

BECAUSE I AM THE COP AND I WAS CCING WEIRD WITH CAPS.

ARUDE WILL WORK HIMSELF OUT AS EITHER FUCKING ALIGNMENT. IF WE LYNCH HIM ITS THE DAY BEFORE LYLO.

THATS HOW IT WORKS.

YOU KNOW THIS.

[Edge]

MARIYTA YOU TOO GOD DAMN IT

[Edge]

To those checking in and have virgin ears:

ARude2Useless claimed hider with no action last night. Even if he is scum, he is not the lynch today. His lynch will leave us with very little connections (besides an even more obvtown SpyreX). Should he be town, he will be a difficult role that scum have to deal with should he/his replacement use it correctly to clear townies.

Katy's recent play of all-defense and, "ha try to lynch me" attitude, coupled with that post where she spent a lot of time refuting a case and then ended with a "well you're still probtown anyway" shows how little she actually has been contributing toward looking for scum.

I expect everyone who reads this post to vote Katy, we have one night, let's get it done.

[Edge]

YEAH YOU'VE HAD CONNECTIONS WITH PEOPLE................... ARE YOU SAYING YOU'LL FLIP FUCKING SCUM?

WHAT THE FUCK.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH TOWNIES THIS FUCKING DAY: UNLESS YOU ARE CLAIMING SCUM, ARUDE2BOY HAS INFINITELY MORE CHANCE OF FLIPPING SCUM THAN YOU DO.

THIS MINDSET DOES NO COMPUTE, IT NEVER WILL COMPUTE, NO ALIGNMENT HAS MOTIVATION FOR SUCH MADNESS, ONLY FUCKIN RETARDS.


I DO HAVE AN INVESTIGATION SPYREX VV IS TOWN I THOUGH I CRUMBED WELL ENOUGH BUT HERE WE ARE.

[Edge]

If it was a surefire thing then everyone would pile on at once and there would be no scumhunting to glean from it.

But I am very confident.

WINK WINK SPYSPY

[Edge]

And apparently only fucking retards want to lead the town to believe they have a confirmed scum result on someone they DIDN'T FUCKING INVESTIGATE. Fuck it. You guys figure it out yourselves. I'm done. UNVOTE:

P-edit: SpyreX is "fine with" a lynch that has no chance to develop and is really only based on Edge's opinion? Yeah, you're scum.

Oh NOW you're not interested in lynching scum because I hurt your feelings?

YOU SAID:

LYNCH ME INSTEAD, ARUDE2BOI IS MORE USEFUL FOR TOWN.

THIS IS COMPLETE UTTER STUPIDITY. YOU DO NOT KNOW THAT HE IS TOWN, ALL YOU KNOW IS YOUR OWN ALIGNMENT. YOU ALSO CLAIM TO HAVE A POWER ROLE. WHY WOULD YOU EVER ADVOCATE YOUR OWN LYNCH.

IF YOU FUCKIN THINK ARUDE MIGHT BE TOWN, AS I DO, THEN ADVOCATE SOMEONE ELSE'S LYNCH.

PUT YOUR FUCKING VOTE BACK ON YOU TARD

[Edge]

Star Wars Mafia was 3/3/1/x IIRC, so yes, that's believable.

ULTIMATE FACEPALM at the rest of this madness.

Remind me again why we aren't lynching Katy THIS VERY SECOND.

[Edge]

I forgot about the whole bv target claim thing.

HOWEVER THIS LYNCH IS STILL LAZY AND REGARDLESS OF THE FLIP I WANT THE REIGNS TOMORROW FOR CALLING IT AS IT IS.


VOTE: A2RUDEBOI

^SURE HE'LL FLIP SCUM BECAUSE OF THE FAKECLAIM FORMAT EXACTLY LIKE GIMLI'S. SURE HE'LL FLIP SCUM BECAUSE HE NEEDED PRODDING AND PULLING TO CLAIM NIGHT CHOICES.

SURE.

BUT WE COULD'VE DONE BETTER.

THAT'S WHAT I WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW.

[Edge]

To those checking in and have virgin ears:

ARude2Useless claimed hider with no action last night. Even if he is scum, he is not the lynch today. His lynch will leave us with very little connections (besides an even more obvtown SpyreX). Should he be town, he will be a difficult role that scum have to deal with should he/his replacement use it correctly to clear townies.

Katy's recent play of all-defense and, "ha try to lynch me" attitude, coupled with that post where she spent a lot of time refuting a case and then ended with a "well you're still probtown anyway" shows how little she actually has been contributing toward looking for scum.

I expect everyone who reads this post to vote Katy, we have one night, let's get it done.

^THIS IS NOT DO IT NOW BECAUSE I FUCKIN SAID SO.

LEARN TO READ I ACTUALLY DO MORE THAN THE STEREOTYPE: "YELL PEOPLE UNTIL THEY ARE LYNCHED" THAT PEOPLE ATTRIBUTE TO ME.


FUNFACT:
I MISSED THE PAGES WITH THAT NERO WAGON THAT LOOKED PROMISING BECAUSE I WAS BROWSIN ON MAH NEW PHONE. I WOULD'VE GONE THAT ROUTE HEARTLIY BUT WELL HERE WE ARE.

REALFACT: MARIYTA I WANT MORE EXPLANATION FROM YOU WHY YOU THINK YOUR LYNCH >>> RUDE2BOI BECAUSE THE ONLY WAY THAT MAKES SENSE IS SCUM WANTING TO SEEM "ILL DIE FOR GREATER GOODZ" WITH KNOWING SUCH A LAST MINUTE SWING WOULDN'T HAPPEN.

[Edge]

To those checking in and have virgin ears:

ARude2Useless claimed hider with no action last night. Even if he is scum, he is not the lynch today. His lynch will leave us with very little connections (besides an even more obvtown SpyreX). Should he be town, he will be a difficult role that scum have to deal with should he/his replacement use it correctly to clear townies.

Katy's recent play of all-defense and, "ha try to lynch me" attitude, coupled with that post where she spent a lot of time refuting a case and then ended with a "well you're still probtown anyway" shows how little she actually has been contributing toward looking for scum.

I expect everyone who reads this post to vote Katy, we have one night, let's get it done.

^THIS IS DO NOT DO IT NOW BECAUSE I FUCKIN SAID SO.

LEARN TO READ I ACTUALLY DO MORE THAN THE STEREOTYPE: "YELL PEOPLE UNTIL THEY ARE LYNCHED" THAT PEOPLE ATTRIBUTE TO ME.


FUNFACT:
I MISSED THE PAGES WITH THAT NERO WAGON THAT LOOKED PROMISING BECAUSE I WAS BROWSIN ON MAH NEW PHONE. I WOULD'VE GONE THAT ROUTE HEARTLIY BUT WELL HERE WE ARE.

REALFACT: MARIYTA I WANT MORE EXPLANATION FROM YOU WHY YOU THINK YOUR LYNCH >>> RUDE2BOI BECAUSE THE ONLY WAY THAT MAKES SENSE IS SCUM WANTING TO SEEM "ILL DIE FOR GREATER GOODZ" WITH KNOWING SUCH A LAST MINUTE SWING WOULDN'T HAPPEN.

[Edge]

To those checking in and have virgin ears:

ARude2Useless claimed hider with no action last night. Even if he is scum, he is not the lynch today. His lynch will leave us with very little connections (besides an even more obvtown SpyreX). Should he be town, he will be a difficult role that scum have to deal with should he/his replacement use it correctly to clear townies.

Katy's recent play of all-defense and, "ha try to lynch me" attitude, coupled with that post where she spent a lot of time refuting a case and then ended with a "well you're still probtown anyway" shows how little she actually has been contributing toward looking for scum.

I expect everyone who reads this post to vote Katy, we have one night, let's get it done.

^THIS IS DO NOT DO IT NOW BECAUSE I FUCKIN SAID SO.

LEARN TO READ I ACTUALLY DO MORE THAN THE STEREOTYPE: "YELL PEOPLE UNTIL THEY ARE LYNCHED" THAT PEOPLE ATTRIBUTE TO ME.


FUNFACT:
I MISSED THE PAGES WITH THAT NERO WAGON THAT LOOKED PROMISING BECAUSE I WAS BROWSIN ON MAH NEW PHONE. I WOULD'VE GONE THAT ROUTE HEARTLIY BUT WELL HERE WE ARE.

REALFACT: MARIYTA I WANT MORE EXPLANATION FROM YOU WHY YOU THINK YOUR LYNCH >>> RUDE2BOI BECAUSE THE ONLY WAY THAT MAKES SENSE IS SCUM WANTING TO SEEM "ILL DIE FOR GREATER GOODZ" WITH KNOWING SUCH A LAST MINUTE SWING WOULDN'T HAPPEN.

[Edge]

Well rude boy saying he requested replacement yesterday but it not showing up till now...

inHimshallibe, zwetschenwasser, Wraith, a2rudeboy, SlySly, VasudeVa, Mariyta

What a fun fuckin crowd.

[Edge]

*loooked at title of thread*
*saw spyrex as last post*

>_>
<_<

*immediately thought spyrex had died and was making his bah post*

LOLZ

Vote: Zwet

[Edge]

Anyway 4 kills >>> 1 is pretty cool.

Bv being anti-town as usual outing himself for no particular reason...

[Edge]

TO BE FAIR this time there was A reason.

"K Im CCing watcher, here's my results: I got no result. This means RB'd or no visit"

"NUH UH YOU LIE I TARGETED KATY WITH POWERFULTHINGSSSSSS"

"....."

ooooooh I see what you mean emphasis on "A" not on "good or bad"

BUT I ALREADY TYPED THIS OUT SO HERE WE GO

<3 bv

[Edge]

If I did I wouldn't be voting the likes of zwetz.

BTW NK speculation ahoy I'm gonna go ahead and say the arrow shootin scumteam is ISENGARDZ because with a dead RB they prob shot me and (who got protected by bv, thanks bud) whereas RED TEAMMMMMM is probably hiding in my town reads cause I wasn't RB'd.

I may out this town read later in the day, need to see the flop first.

[Edge]

Yeah he be scums, but I meant I wouldn't have wasted an

investigation

on him when such is clear from reading the thread.

[Edge]

HHEHAHHEAAAAAAAAA GAMBIT SUCESSFUL I WAS EROLEBLOCKED LAST NIGHT.


GUESS WHO FELL HOOK LINE AND SINKER FOR IT!!!!

GLORKIPOO DID WITH THIS POST:

[Edge]

FIRST AND FOREMOST.
Fuck you to everyone who tried to slide off of A2RB. I didn't even like the lynch until he claimed, and then everyone started bailing like spineless cowards. Major minus points to the staunchest of his defenders.

Dekes beat me to it, but I don't like Edge's "because I didn't get RB'd" thing either. With a dead Jailkeeper, dead JOAT, and dead Scum RB, what makes you think there's another RB out there, Edge?

CAUSE YOU WERE THE RB THAT BLOCKED ME

LOL THIS IS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS.


I LOVE YOU DAYKILLER I'LL LET YOU WIN IN ENDGAME I PROMISE.

[Edge]

LMP CPR'D herself on probably Kat.

Glork is raising concerns I have - although, of ye powers three its Sly that grates on me. But even THAT doesn't make sense.

None of it does.

VOTE: SPYREX

[Edge]

Didn't Glork the mastermind defend Wraith?

[Edge]

OH HAI DER.

WHILE YOU'RE HERE, GIVE ME SOME ACTUAL CONTENT WITH ACTUAL TOP 2 SCUMPICKS THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE SETUP SPECULATION OR CLAIMS.

[Edge]

Read all of Glork's posts than this one, its for a good laugh.

Blah. After thinking some more, I'm starting to agree with Fate that maybe my suspicion of SpyreX is more because we are operating on completely discordant wavelengths than because Spyre is scum. Tentatively remove him from my list of People Who Need To Die.


I'll have more later, including a list of People Who Need to Post Or Perish. Quick version: ME, Jenn, Locke, a2rude, SlySly, mole, rewq, bv.

>_>b

[Edge]

I will patiently wait for the REAL VIG to shoot SpyreX in this face tonight.

No counter-claiming necessary.

I AM a firm believer in the Daykiller, because Glork's first posts screamed OBVSCUM and he was an excellent shot. Also the DK has:
1. The balls to shoot Haylen for fuckin kicks. Only town would be so reckless.
2. Shot Katscum


Also I'm not voting who Spyscum wants lynched today.

Unvote:

[Edge]

Oh hell it just hit me in the head.

SPYREX IS ASKING FOR A MASSCLAIM THE DAY BEFORE HE DIES>

DO.
NOT.
COMPLY.

[Edge]

VOTE: Nero Cain

[Edge]

[I'm just posting words so you don't get NK'd SpyreX, I'm doing you a damn favor shedding doubt on your claim. I'm not actually foolish enough to believe you to be scum EVERYWHERE AT ONCE]

>_>
<_<

OR AM I?????

REGARDLESS:

Zwet is not the lynch today. SAURAMAN sounds like he should be on the red team and red team already has a BULLETPROOFZ flip.

[Edge]

1. Lolwut analysis?
2. ITS DAY FUCKING THREE AND WE'RE SWINGING 100%. NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR YOU TO OUT PROTECTIVE ROLES.

[Edge]

Well I WAS giving him the benefit of the doubt+You shooting him and him not dying is IRRELEVANTZ considering your vig fakeclaim.

But hell Zwets SWEARS he is just a miller, so I suppose in accordance with my NO MASSCLAIM lynching a miller today doesn't sound to bad.

I WANT A CLEAN SWEEP THOUGH FFFFFFFFFFFFF

Vote: Zwetz

[Edge]

*ac-hem* anyway with the purple team gone, thus proving I am not purple, (Seriously I started to think I WAS and had to re-check my role PM the way I tried to last minute divert both the arude2 lynch AND the zwet lynch), AND being already cleared by Glorkscum as NOT Redscum

WE'RE DOING THINGS MY WAY.

NOW ITS TIME FOR MC:
1. rewq455
3. Nero Cain
4. Edge (Fate/ReaperCharlie hydra)
7. VasudeVa
9. Katy
11. Mariyta
14. inHimshallibe
20. Wraith
22. Dekes molestargazer
24. jenniwren
25. Locke Lamora

NERO CAIN. WHY DON'T YOU GO FIRST? POPCORN STYLE.
VOTE: Nero Cain

[Edge]

(sorry SpyreX Glork got us good painting you as his buddy. CES was a decent shot, but there were better ones IMO.)

Has Locke Lamora ever posted ever?

Isn;t InhimshallIbe dead?

When has jenni ever posted?

This game will be wrapped up after this MC, so just shut up and wait your turn, and don't argue with me.

[Edge]

HEY ASSHOLE THAT'S NOT A CLAIM.

DON'T PLAY THE STALL GAME WITH ME. YOUR FIRST POSTS TODAY ARE ENOUGH TO KEEP MY VOTE ON YOU REGARDLESS.

I WAS CLEARED WHEN GLORK FLIPPED OUT ABOUT ME CLAIMING TO HAVE NOT BEEN ROLEBLOCKED WHEN I ACTUALLY WAS. HIM ASKING ME TO FULLCLAIM FLAVOR AND NIGHT TARGETS IS JUST ICING ON THE "EDGE ISN'T REDSCUM" CAKE.

ITS A CLEAN SWEEP OF THE PURPLE TEAM, AND I'M PRETTY SURE IT WILL CONTINUE TO BE A CLEAN SWEEP OF THE RED TEAM AFTER MASSCLAIM.


AND INB4 I GET DAYSK'D:
THE SCUM ARE IN HERE:
WRAITH
JENNI
LL
NERO

USE MASSCLAIM AND MAKE A FULLPROOF PLAN ACCORDINGLY.

[Edge]

I WAS gonna switch back here and get pissy BUTTTTTTTTTT


LOL.

IF I SHOT SPYREX, WHO SHOT PURPLE SCUM?

JESUS MAN MAYBE YOU ARE TOO DUMB FOR SCUM.

NAH JK, FUCKING CLAIM

NOW

, WE'RE CLAIMING TODAY BECAUSE ONE TEAM IS ELIMINATED, SPYREX WAS INDEED TRUECLAIMING, THREE SCUM (2+1) REMAIN, AND ITS TIME TO GET ALL OUR DIRTY LAUNDRY OUT.

[Edge]

No seriously, I SWEAR you got shot N1 or N2 and then Glork was all "SEE!? I TOLD YOU I COULD READ INHIM WITH 100% ACCURACY"

[Edge]

I also don't remember this game being 60 pages, when the hell did that happen?

[Edge]

Hmmm that popcorn backfired.... I guess I shouldn't have asked a moron who thought I was scum IN THE FACE OF ALL LOGIC AND REASON to claim first.

[Edge]

Imrahil, Vanilla Townie.

yeah yeah Lies and fakeclaims etc. etc.:

1. VV is not confirmed town.
2. My gambit was faking being not roleblocked HOPING that I had been targeted with roleblock, which turned out to net Glorkscum so its s'all good.
3. VasuadeVa GETS TO CLAIM due to gut tingling in my stomach about him being scum and all the things that means.

[Edge]

I was taking my time ISOing people deciding who should claim NEXT, actually.

It's hilarious watching you try to justify me as redscum, I mean hell you should be calling me GOLLUM SK EXTRAORDINAIRE if anything.

gandalf5166 - 4 -

Katsuki,

WeirdRa

,

SlySly,

Katy
Mariyta - 1 -

bv310

Nero Cain - 2 - jenniwren, Locke Lamora
Katsuki - 2 - Nero Cain,

MemoriaEsponia

WeirdRa - 13 - Mariyta,

Edge

,

Glork

,

SpyreX, Cogito Ergo Sum,

inHimshallibe, VasudeVa, Wraith,

LynchMePls, gandalf5166,

Dekes,

Drippereth,

rewq455
rewq4 - 1 - zwetschenwasser

SHouldn't need to go outside of VV, Wraith, Inhim Dekes, rewq, in that order.

[Edge]

And then of course one of Jenni/LL being the other ONE

AND THIS GAME BE WRAPPED UP YO.

NOW CLAIM CLAIM CLAIM.

AND YOU GUYS, LURKER CREW DELUXE, JUST CLAIM AS SOON AS YOU "find time to post zomg this game so long and hard OOOH BABY" BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO TAKE A WEEK TO MASSCLAIM.

[Edge]

rewq455 - 2 - Katy,

SlySly

Mariyta - 8 - Nero Cain, jenniwren, Dekes, Wraith,

Cogito Ergo Sum, SpyreX, Edge

, rewq455
SlySly - 1 - VasudeVa
Cogito Ergo Sum - 1 -

zwetschenwasser

SpyreX - 1 - Mariyta

Not Voting - 5 - bv310, a2rudeboy, Locke Lamora, inHimshallibe,

Glork

rewq455 - 1 - Katy
Mariyta - 2 - Cogito Ergo Sum,

SlySly

zwetschenwasser - 6 -

Edge, SpyreX,

Mariyta,

Glork,

Wraith, Nero Cain
bv310 - 1 - rewq455
Katy - 1 - VasudeVa
Nero Cain - 1 -

zwetschenwasser

Not Voting - 6 - bv310, a2rudeboy, Locke Lamora, jenniwren, inHimshallibe, Dekes


MY GAWD EVERYONE ALIVE IS A LURKER BUT ME.

NOW DAYKILLER, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING: "Shoot Edge then lurk to victory" BUT WAIT HOLD UP! DUE TO ALL THE COMMENTS I'VE MADE IT SHOULD BE VERY EASY TO PASS ME OFF AS THE DAYKILLER BY FRAMING IN ME IN ENDGAME.

SO IMPLORE YOU! KEEP ME ALIVE UNTIL THEN! YOU CAN EVEN ARGUE THAT IM SAYING THIS FOR WIFOM TO EXPLAIN WHY I LIVE SO LONG AS OBVTOWN.

PLEASE! DON'T SHOOT!

[Edge]

a2rudeboy - 10 - rewq455,

Cogito Ergo Sum, bv310,

Locke Lamora,

Glork

,

Edge, SpyreX

, Mariyta, Katy, Dekes
Mariyta - 1 - Nero Cain
rewq455 - 1 - jenniwren

Not Voting - 6 - inHimshallibe,

zwetschenwasser,

Wraith,

Arude2 SlySly

, VasudeVa

The purple team apparently gave up long ago.

This analysis shit ain't workin.

[Edge]

So..........................

holy hell.

SpyreX got Frodo's ring, Sly got it from SpyreX, then LAST REDSCUMZ got it from Sly?

I'll go with that. I know shit for flavor in this game, wait for Reaper.

BUT ILL TAKE IT TO MEAN THIS:

1. We should probably stop this massclaim now since scum can win in that way. OOPS MAH BAD
2. IF THERE IS A FUCKING DOCTOR IN THIS GAME YOU ARE ON KATY NO QUESTIONS ASKED NO EXCUSES
3. This set-up is fucking crazy and not "mafia-esque" if the mafia can just play 'KILL DA RING BEARERZ' and fucking LURK TO VICTORY WHICH IS WHAT IS HAPPENING.
4. This makes inhim's "coast to victory with Fate" a valid tell of coasting till he could out the ringbearers.
5. This means that scum getting run up will claim a ring bearer, which means this could get real dicey real quick.
6. If redscum is lynched today the other partner will want to hammer, in that case I should be the one to hammer.
7. Ffff I don't know what else this means but let's put he MC on hold until its not 2fuckingAM and I have no idea what we should do with these weirdass mechanics.

Unvote:

[Edge]

FFFFFFFFFF

PLUM YOU CALL THIS BALANCED?

Even with the god damn sweep and crosskills we've been having we still can't win for another THREE DAYS AT MINIMUM:

2 Red scum, 1 Gollum.

Holy fucking hell.

LIST TIME

1. rewq455
3. Nero Cain -Vanilla Townie, TOWN (at first I just wanted to lynch him for shitty play, but we can't afford lynches like that anymore)
4. Edge (Fate/ReaperCharlie hydra) -Vanilla Townie, TOWN
9. Katy - TOWN MASONRINGAWESOME
11. Mariyta -Voyeur

MUST CLAIM RESULTS TODAY

20. Wraith -Some insignificant character that may or may not be a fakeclaim,

MUST CLAIM TODAY SINCE HIS HARACTER IS NOT A RING BEARER

14. inHimshallibe -????
7. VasudeVa- ????
22. Dekes - ????
24. jenniwren -????
25. Locke Lamora -????

That leaves 6 left. 3 scum in 6 people, that's our shots today boys and girls.

I don't think its Dekes, I'll re-read tomorrow. We have a 50% shot and we need to land heads three days in a row. But the sad fucking thing is each lynch, each claim outed, brings scum one step closer to the last ring bearer.

I'm thinking Inhimtoday for starters.

More tomorrow.

[Edge]

So you're saying whoever killed Saruman got two of the Palantiri and possibly has a third and is possibly invincible ALREADY?

FFFFFFFFFF

~R

[Edge]

K PALANTIRI CLAIM TIME. WHO HAS WHAT.

I KNOW THERE ARE AT LEAST THREE OUT THERE IN THIS GAME, OUT OF THE SEVEN THERE ARE IN THE BOOKS.

AND OSGILIATH'S PALANTIR CAN EAVESDROP ON OTHERS.

Stones of Gondor:

Minas Anor/Tirith: Denethor
Minas Ithil/Morgul: Saruman's killer (or if that was SpyreX, then SpyreX's killer)
Orthanc: Saruman's killer (or if that was SpyreX, then SpyreX's killer)
Osgiliath: ??????? (most powerful)

Stones of Arnor

Elostirion: ????
Amon Sûl: ????
Annúminas: ????

Interesting to know that Palantiri play a role in this game, however...

[Edge]

VV JUST EARNED +100 GOLLUM POINTS.


Massclaim is stupid.


Move Locke to the TOWN ABOVE TOWN list. Wraith's claim makes sense (or so RC tells me)

NOW LETS NARROW IT DOWN:

[Edge]

LIST TIME

1. rewq455
3. Nero Cain -Vanilla Townie, TOWN (at first I just wanted to lynch him for shitty play, but we can't afford lynches like that anymore)
4. Edge (Fate/ReaperCharlie hydra) -Vanilla Townie, TOWN
9. Katy - TOWN MASONRINGAWESOME
11. Mariyta -Voyeur

MUST CLAIM RESULTS TODAY

20. Wraith -Some crazy fucking mason thing, TOWN
7. VasudeVa- ???? DUMBASS GOLLUM ROLEFISHER, LIKELY NOT REDSCUM.
25. Locke Lamora -???? TOWNIE POST MCPOSTMAKER.
14. inHimshallibe -????
22. Dekes - ????
24. jenniwren -????

VASUADEVA

DAYKILLER, IF YOU NEED TO GET THE ONE RING AND THEN YOU LEAVE< SHOOT INTO THIS GROUP:

INHIM, DEKES, JENNI.

MY GUTMCGUT SAYS DEKES IS CLEAR. INHIM+JENNI LIEKLY REMAINING SCUM. SHOOT ONE, WE"LL LYNCH THE OTHER AND IF YOU'RE REALLY SLICK MAYBE YOU"LL BE THE HAMMER VOTE?

[Edge]

Update Maritya's claim to involve no one touching me last night, which is all fine and good but also means that there is no doctor left.

Because if BOTH me and SpyreX we're out there naked then FFFFFFFFFFFFf

[Edge]

HAMMER THAT BULLSHIT OF A CLAIM RITE NOW.

@KATY: I DONT CARE WHAT LL IS, INHIM JUST CLAIMED SCUM AND NEEDS DEATH.

1. CLAIMED WHEN WE WERENT SUPPOSED TO BE MASSCLAIMING.
2. IS SCUM.
3. IS SCUM.
4. IS SCUM.
5. IF YOU ALL WANT TO BE FUCKIN PUSSIES, HAVE INHIM CLAIM HIS TARGET. DEPENDING ON WHO IT IS, THE THE DAYKILLER SHOOTS THAT TARGET. COURSE DAYKILLER WONT CLAIM, SO WE'LL JUST ASSUME THAT INHIM'S ABILITY IS REAL IF EVERYONE POSTS AND THAT PERSON IS STILL ALIVE.

COURSE THERE'S PLENTY OF HOLES IN THAT PLAN, SUCH AS THE DAYKILLER PLAYING BALL OR NOT. MY ADVICE WOULD JUST BE TO LYNCH INHIM REGARDLESS OF WHO HE TARGETED.

INHIM WHY NOT CLAIM TARGET? THAT PERSON IS SUPPOSEDLY BULLETPROOF FOREVER NOW, RIGHT? NOT SURE WHETHER TO CLAIM YOUR SCUMBUDDY OR NOT?

DIE BITCH DIE.

VOTE: INHIM

[Edge]

OH "SO LONG AS I'M ALIVE" CLAUSE.

KEK.

CREATIVE CLAIMS =/= TOWN CLAIMS.

LET'S HEAR THAT TARGET THOUGH, IF ITS KATY FOR EXAMPLE YOU GET TO LIVE UNTIL ENDGAME WITH HER WHERE SHE CAN TURN AROUND AND HAMMER YOU.

[Edge]

WE ARE TOWN. VASUDEVA IS GOLLUM. INHIM IS SCUM. WRAITH IS TOWN. LOCKE IS TOWN.

ANY QUESTIONS? NOW GET TO LYNCHIN' INHIM.

BTW, I AM A SHINING BEACON OF HOPE AND SANITY FOR TOWN. IN YOUR FACES.

[Edge]

I don't think there's any reason SARUMAN would have been telling the truth in a Palantir quicktopic. The last LOTR game I played had a similar mechanic and the scum in the Palantir thread knew full well that there were town in there too and spread as much bullshit as possible.

Wraith do you have any evidence for palantirs being passed around other than what Saruman told you? If your palantir gave power to a player, and could be passed on death, there's no reason you are alive right now. More likely the Palantir is just a means to have let Saruman and Sauron mess with you in a shared thread and for everyone to try to guess who each other is. How many people were posting in the QT and when did it start? There's a chance Aragorn was meant to be in there too, as he uses a palantir at some point to announce himself to Sauron.

KATY WHAT CRACK ARE YOU SMOKING. WRAITH IS OBVTOWN.

[Edge]

This whole Palantir thing makes no sense. Why would Wormtongue say he was Wormtongue if the other two people had already claimed? It makes no sense for someone to give information with no information to receive.

IT DOES IF YOU KNOW INSIDE INFO LIKE DENETHOR DOES AND WE DO.

NOW VOTE INHIM.

[Edge]

@Edge: How do you know anything about Palantiri? What does the Osgiliath stone do?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palantír

EBWOP: To clarify

What does "it can eavesdrop on others" mean?

Also, Saruman mentioned that collecting all the palantiri would make him invincible. What does that mean exactly and why do you know that?

It was the only one that could eavesdrop on conversations between two other Palantiri.

Each of the other six were only devices for direct communication with one of the other stones, and could not hear any other Palantiri conversation unless it was directed at them.

In this, the Osgiliath stone was unique.

Also: @Edge: MAriyta claimed results. SHe targeted you and saw no one.

AAAAALLLLLLLLL RESULTS. NOT JUST ONE NIGHTS WORTH

[Edge]

You know whats REALLY funny?


That's the first time you've said my name.

In your WHOLE DAMN ISO. N2... let me see what happened D2...

[Edge]

HEY THAT WAS THE DAY WITH ALL THE FRIGGING CLAIMS.

AND YOU CHOOSE ME?


MKAMGRBRKB.


THE PROBLEM IS, YOU'RE APPEALING TO MY EGO:

I WANT TO STAY ALIVE, AKA I CAN'T LYNCH YOU. BUT THIS IS JUST A STALLING TACTIC TO DODGE LYNCHES WHILST YOU TRY AND FIND THE RINGS.

BLEH.

THAT SAID YOU STILL HAVE A SCUMBUDDY, I'M FINE WITH LYNCHING THEM TODAY INSTEAD, AND BEING "GUARANTEED" TO LIVE THROUGH THE NIGHT.

UNVOTE:
VOTE: JENNI

DAYKILLER YOU CAN SHOOT ME AND OUT IHHIMSCUM, I'LL STILL <3 YOU WITH ALL MY HEART. I MIGHT EVEN HAVE A RING AND BEEN FAKECLAIMING OUT MY ASS,

YOU NEVER KNOW WITH FATE

.

[Edge]

I'll miss you guys.

*sniff*

And I had town all to myself, SpyreX was dead.... Glork was dead... I WAS THE ONLY OBVTOWN REMAINING

(hint: Katy is conftown)

Meh, you guys know what to do.

Lynch Order-> InHim (if I die)-> Jenni -> Mariytra (YEAH I FUCKIN SAID IT) -> Locke Lamora ->Dekes -> rewq -> Wraith

I'm serious about Mariytra. There was a reason we ran her up in the first place, and she's been scummy as all hell ever since. The claim holds me back sure, but DONT LET IT HOLD YOU BACK FOR LONG.

[Edge]

oh what the FUCK is this...

[Edge]

VV THINGS WOULD'VE BEEN SO MUCH SIMPLER IF YOU HAD JUST BEEN GOLLUM LIKE A DAMN PERSON YOU ARE.

HINT: WHATEVER YOURE DOING DONT CLAIM THOSE RESULTS, WITH A ROLECOP+ROLEBLOCKER DEAD FROM THE RED TEAM, ID PUT MONEY ON WHOEVER YOU TRACKED BEING A GOOD GUY

[Edge]

FFFFFFFFFFFf I read your ISO because I THOUGHT that's what you were doing Katy, but you didn't really defend Jenni so much as not really mention her at all.

Sorry Locke, your play is good, but PoE baby.

VOTE: Locke Lamora

[Edge]

I find it really interesting that people seem to be so confused why someone would protect Edge. It's like everyone forgot his cop claim. I targeted Katy that night, assuming he would target her as well, so that I could clear him. I don't think it's a stretch that someone would want to use their one-shot to protect him. Now the question: why are we all so willing to write off such a blatant lie?

HOLD.

PRESSES>

HOLD.

YO....... WHY THE.... FUCK WOULD YOU THINK I WOULD TARGET KATY, WHO WAS ALREADY CLEARED BY BV, AS A COP?

Unvote:
Vote: Mariytra

^HERE'S THE EASIEST WAY TO NOT OUT ANY MORE CLAIMS>

LYNCH THE LYING SOB (Irony+10) WHO ALREADY CLAIMED.

NO ONE ELSES VOTES WILL BE ACCEPTED TODAY. ITS TIME TO CLEAN HOUSE.

[Edge]

And here's the bonus thing:

If Mariyta flips scum her buddy is DEFINITELY not Locke, so we can massclaim at the point and lynch the last Mordor**

**IF THAT DAYKILLER WOULD TAKE HIS FUCKING SHOT ALREADY. FFS YOURE STARTING TO GET ON MY NERVES THE <3 IS FADING

[Edge]

I find it really interesting that people seem to be so confused why someone would protect Edge. It's like everyone forgot his cop claim. I targeted Katy that night, assuming he would target her as well, so that I could clear him. I don't think it's a stretch that someone would want to use their one-shot to protect him. Now the question: why are we all so willing to write off such a blatant lie?

^Wouldn't it be funny if both the last redscum were using me for their fakeclaiming purposes?

WOULDN'T IT BE HILARIOUS?

BECAUSE "SOMEONE"=INHIM="SOMEONE NOT INHIM" BECAUSE YOU THINK NAMING HIM DIRECTLY CONSTITUTES AS SCUMBUDDY DEFENSE>

I KNOW YOUR GAME MARI. I KNOW IT TOO WELL.

MARI LYNCH HAPPENS TODAY, NO MORE CLAIMS.

NO MORE CLAIMS VV

NOW GET TO KILLIN

[Edge]

Gollum is trying to kill the person with the one-ring, if he's a TOWN tracker than Gollum won't go after him, so no. No claiming.

VV if you have tracked someone who is unclaimed to someone else, just keep it to your fucking self. IF you have a damning result that contradicts already claimed actions, then obviously you need to claim.

Plus ReaperCharlie has flavor related info as to WHY MARIYTA is lying scum as well, I'll let him post it.

Wraith move your vote to Mari please.

[Edge]

Wait scratch that flavor reasoning, for a second we thought we were targeted last night.

[Edge]

Well aren't you mother fuckers lucky.

I just realized this is the only game I'm alive in so I WILL BE paying attention.

Major points incoming

[Edge]

The main thing we need to know here is whether scum have daytalk or not.

Its seriously a game changer.


WRAITH.

YOU JuST LOST YOUR FUCKING TOWN READ.

God damn maybe if I knew something about flavor...but lemme take a stab and someone correct me:

What other parts of Sauron could there be? Mouth/Scary Bulletproof thing/Eyes (eyes flipped right?)

But there needs to be 4. WRAITH YOU SAID ONLY ONE MORDOR SCUM KLEFT RIGHT?

MOre scumpoints for you. Denethor, if apparently controlled by Sauron in the books, makes PERFECTO SENSO for the fourth man.

PLUS Glork is mastermind scumbag who cares more about numbers than distancing/bussing. Him defending Wraith in thread and going after "SpySpy" for Spy's reasons for voting Wraith makes sense.

ON THE OTHER HAND, LL MAKES SOME GOD-LIKE POINTS:

[Edge]

WHOIA WHAOHWOAHWOADHFIOHE
A

HAHEWAH
T
HHWAH


HOLD UP.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CLAIMING MOTIVATING ME?

IM NO FUCKING GENIUS, BUT MOTIVATION=GIVE DOUBLE VOTE.

AND I NEVER RECEIVED NO FUCKIN DOUBLE VOTE.

[Edge]

YOU SCUMBAGS NEED TO START USING SOMEONE ELSE FOR YOUR FAKECLAIM TARGETING.

I MEAN HELL, I MIGHT BE LYING ABOUT A VT AND I'M ACTUALLY A PGO BACKUP VIG WHOS GONNA SHOOT DEKES TONIGHT FOR LYING AFTER MARIYTA IS LYNCHED TODAY.

FFS.

[Edge]

I think Wraith is the Goon though. Makes sense that Glork didn't bus him D1, since Goon hard buses are LoL'd upon and are a complete waste.

VV I swear sometimes I don't think you can utter anything more stupid than the last time but you CONTINUE to fucking surprise me.

VV I ASKED FOR YOUR FUCKING FULLCLAIM YOU ASSCLOWN. WHAT, DONT THINK SOMEONE WOULD FLAVOR CHECK YOUR TRACKER CLAIM? BULLSHIT GOLLUM, CLAIM NOW.

In other news, Dekes claims makes super sense. I checked if he was genuine about being pissed on Edge, and there it is in ISO #24. You can't fake that stuff.

Yes you can, but herpa derpa scumma lurkah. Scum get pissed when town lies (HAI GLORK) so yeah.

Yeaah, Wraith is def the lynch.

--prev-edit:

No. If anyone ever ever ever mentions death miller at any point, that

alone

is good reason to lynch him for either being an idiot or being scum.

I saw a game just ended where some clown said "i mite ne a millarz" because they were a clown.

You see these horses? YEAH HOLD THEM UP ONE SEC.

[Edge]

MOVING ON (jeez ignoring this thread was a really bad idea in retrospect)

LL'S MONEY CASE ON MARIYTA:

+100 POINTS.

There's not better logic than this right here.

Why the FUCK would scum counter-claim like that unless they were FUCKIN SURE that person was lying.

As for the GLORK-COUNTER points, you have a really big logic flaw LL: You assume that Glork knew he would die that day, and left his "master-planz" handbook behind for the other scumteam. You're giving Mariya points because Glork's team killed SlySly (which you say they wouldn't have done if they had known Sly was scum) and Glork wouldn't have shot scum that night,

but Glork was fuckin dead when they decided to shoot Sly.

Yeah, I'm not reading all that right now. I don't have the energy. Maybe someone else can participate so it's not just me, Locke, and VV trying to figure out who the scum is. Lynching me wouldn't be the end of the world at this point, though it'd be a wasted lynch. But I don't have any ring, so you wouldn't lose anything there. That would put you 10-2, and hopefully only 9-2 tomorrow.

Hai scum

"That case is too good no way I'll read it, just lynch me now it won't hurt us"

[Edge]

@Inhim situation
Whoever brought up the Daykiller should target Edge to determine Inhim's alignment: Wtf? The Daykiller should target Inhim to determine Inhim's alignment, if you ask me. Because I don't like that Edge is protected at all. He's not cleared by anyone or anything. And Fate and RC are experienced enough to play a solid town game as scum, I don't doubt that. But Edge was complementing and appeasing to the Daykiller a whole lot. He congratulated him not only on Glork's kill, but even on Haylen's kill D1 (not sure about Kats). And rewq brought up a good point, where Edge seemingly was taking it as confirmed that Gollum's goal is to acquire the One Ring.

Spo, there are three options now with Inhim's claim and taking into consideration of what Wraith said that there might not be a modscene if the Daykiller's kill fails:
a) The Daykiller targeted Edge and Edge didn't die because of protection. Everyone's telling the truth.
b) Edge is the Daykiller and is not killing on purpose today riding on InHim's claim.
c) The Daykiller hasn't killed yet. However, he didn't wait that long on previous days, so I'm not leaning that way.

But alas, for now, since we are fairly certain Mordor holds the One Ring and if there is this alternate win con of Gollum, he should be on our side. But I don't think he would shed a tear if he killed off more townies in order to narrow down the suspects of the One Ring bearer.

The major flaw here being that "The daykiller shoot should Inhim to test Inhim's claim" because you're suspicious of me and don't want me to be protected. BUT IF THATS THE CASE, there's no way in fuck I'd shoot Inhim, so LOL you. (Plus if I had a shot, SK or not, you'd be damn sure I would've taken it by now.)

The OTHER flaw being you conveniently omitting:
d) The Daykiller will not kill in an attempt to false clear Inhim and frame me as the daykiller.

IM DONE WAITING DAYKILLER.

We'll just need to assume Inhim is protect confirmed right now.

[Edge]

Maybe if you didn't fakeclaim cop, we wouldn't be in this mess...

And here, I'll help you out. UNVOTE: Wraith-scum, VOTE: Mariyta. Let's get on with it, then, so you can move the fuck on and find real scum.

GIVE THE GIRL WHAT SHE WANTS.

HAMMER.

The Wraith wagon is literally based off him speculating his role as death miller,

BUT THERE WOULD BE NO POINT IN HIM SPECULATING THAT UNLESS HE WAS ABOUT TO BE LYNCHED. AT THE TIME OF HIS SPECULATION HE WAS UNDER EDGE'S TOWNREAD PROTECTION, AND EVEN ADMITTED THAT SUCH SPECULATION WOULD BRING HEAT.

VV get the fuck in here and vote Mariyta.

[Edge]

NOW BACK TO DEKES:

I'm going back to D3 and see what kind of bullshit I was fakeclaiming, because IF IM READING CORRECTLY, you're saying motivation would give me double night actions or some shit (MOTIVATING SCUM=SWINGY AS FUCK IN THIS CASE), SO LETS GO BACK AND SEE.

You can self-vote before I get back if you know you fucked up.


OH HAI MARIYTA.

Yeah I'm not telling scum shit about my suspects because, OH WAIT THATS RIGHT, I'm guaranteed to live through the night.
NICE TRY TRYING TO OUT THE MUCH COVETED "WHO WILL LYNCH WHO" MAP NEEDED FOR YOUR SCUM PARTNERS ENDGAME PLANZ.

[Edge]

ANDRIUS I JUST WENT TO THE FIRST PAGE AND THERE ARE NO HANDY LINKS FOR D1 END D2 END ETC.

I AM DISAPPOINT.

I KNOW YOU ARE READING THIS.

*CHOP CHOP!*

[Edge]

In the meantime, we're cleaning fucking house:

Shit that needs to happen

DEKES. FUCKING NAME CLAIM
VV, FUCKING NAME CLAIM

You two clowns think you're going to slide by with that?
You don't think I noticed VV shouting "VOTE DEKES FOR PREZ" then Dekes claiming and VV going "K NEVERMIND HE CONFTOWN HE WAS MADE AT FATE"

Yeah hell no.

Mariytr\a the fact yo uare self-voting, refuse to participate in this thread other than "LYNCH LL HES NOT A MASON HEROADADA DERPADAPAA" is why you die today.

[Edge]

HEY MARIYTA YOU ARE STILL VOTING YOURSELF. I am the definition of tunneling? I AM THE DEFINITION OF JUSTICE GOD DAMN IT.

I AM THE RIGHTEOUS ONE WHO WILL VOTE YOU UNTIL YOUR PLAY IMPROVES, CASES AGAINST YOU ARE REFUTED, OR YOU ARE DEAD. MY PLAY IS NOT THE ONE TO BE MOCKED HERE.

LIST TIME1. rewq455
3. Nero Cain -Vanilla Townie, TOWN (at first I just wanted to lynch him for shitty play, but we can't afford lynches like that anymore)
4. Edge (Fate/ReaperCharlie hydra)-Imrahil, Fakeclaiming Vanilla Townie, TOWN
9. Katy - TOWN MASONRINGAWESOME
11. Mariyta -Scumbag Voyeur N1 No one targeted Glork, N2 No one targeted Katy, N3 No one targeted Edge
20. Wraith -Denethor, dumbass speculating Town LulzMiller Townie Palantir Sauron Minion
7. VasudeVa- Fakeclaim, Tracker, DUMBASS GOLLUM ROLEFISHER, LIKELY NOT REDSCUM.
25. Locke Lamora -???? TOWNIE POST MCPOSTMAKER.
14. inHimshallibe -SERAPH PROTECTOR, ALSO FAKECLAIMED ME N2
22. Dekes - ONE SHOT BACKUP BULLSHIT CLAIM, MOTIVATED ME SUPPOSEDLY N2.
24. jenniwren -???? TOWNIE CLEARED by mason ring. Non-Mason.



Well there you fucking have it. THERE YOU FUCKING HAVE IT. Scum have this list in their QT and you know hat they are saying? "HERMMMMMMMMMM I WONDAR WHO THE LAST MASON COULD BE"

No fucking shit they know. AND GUESS WHAT. Its because clown/scumz like Dekes claimed OUT OF NOWHERE, and Inhim+LL's lurky play forced our hand.

I mean hell, unless I'm the last mason who has been gambiting like fucking hell to avoid my role being outed just like I did in Square Enix III mafia, we're fucked. But of course I am awesome so we aren't fucked.

So we likely ARE in near-lylo situation where lynching scum is very important. HOWEVER the daykiller will not help us today, and here is why I think:

MAYBE HE SHOT ME BEFORE INHIM CLAIMED. HE SEEMS TO HAVE A HARD-ON FOR SHOOTING ACTIVE PLAYERS LATELY.

So Mariyta lynch is a go.

PE: OH HAI LEGOLAS. I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHAT HE CLAIMED, HE WAS SPECULATING. GET YOUR FINGERS OUT OF YOUR FUCKING EARS AND READ THE BOLDED. IT MADE NO SENSE FOR HIM TO CLAIM SUCH AT THAT TIME.

[Edge]

@Edge
Is it confirmed that there has to be a second RB?

Oh no you didn't.

DEKES I TOLD YOU TO GET IN HERE AND SELFVOTE IF I WASNT GOING TO LIKE WHAT I FOUND.


That's what you say?

Of all the fucking things, I say "I GOT ME A RESULT I WASNT ROLEBLOCKED" not results plural, not anything that our "motivation" had taken effect.

NOTHING.

NOT A SINGLE THING.

AND I HAVENT EVEN READ YOUR SECOND POST YET

Unvote:
Vote: Mariytra

By the graces of all that is powerful and just Mariyta, you get to live for ONE MORE FUCKING DAY, but I swear if you were faking all that "woe as me just lynch me I have nothing to live forrrrrrrr" I WILL MURDER YOU MYSELF TOMORROW.

[Edge]

Table of Contents is up. Hope its to your liking, Fate. - The Elvish Baker

Link names- 10/10 would read again. Thanks Andrius, you have helped me out Dekes scum.

Your mod intervention has been noted
<_<

[Edge]

@Glork
I'm not buying the Edge = scum theory altogether. And your first theory would make no sense not only because the two cops being on one scum faction but do you really believe the first person Edge would "clear" would be his scumbuddy VV? A lot doesn't add up with your theory.

OH HELLO HANDSOME.

YOU DON'T DOUBT MY ROLE AT ALL DESPITE MY LACK OF BEING MOTIVATED AT ALL IN MY FIRST POST?

KEKEKEKK

ALSO I JUST RE-READ MY LAST POST TYPO, KIND OF FUNNY IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT

Unvote:
Vote: Dekes

WHAT EVEN MORE FUNNY:

Mariyta-WE LOVE YOU FATE WE WANTED TO CONFIRM YOU!
Dekes- WE LOVE YOU FATE WE WANTED TO MOTIVATE YOU!
Inhim-WE LOVE YOU FATE WE WANTED YOU TO LIVE FOREVER!

I never get this much town on town love.

I'll forgive you post-game, because this is a viable strategy.

OH HAI AGAIN MARIYTA:

You're still fuckin voting yourself. Your play is therefore COMPLETE SHIT unless you are scum.

You haven't refuted LL's case. I

JUST

fucking quoted you saying "I dun wann aread it"

THIS VOTE CAN GO RIGHT BACK ON YOU MARIYTA. I THINK YOURE BOTH SCUM SO HOWS THAT.

[Edge]

@Edge
D'you think, Spyrex is mafia? Or are you with me here thinking he could be the SK? Quotes will follow tomorrow to strenghten my case.

And who did you target last night

?

Would Mari have been correct with her assumption that you might've checked Katy?

MORE QUOTE GOODNESS FOR SCUM DEKES+MARI THEORY.

[Edge]

HEY GUYS REMEMBER THAT DAY WHEN WE ALL VOTED SPYREX FOR BEING SCUM WITH GLORK?

REMEMBER WHO WAS CALLING HIM SK INSTEAD OF REDCSUM?

OH YEAH, DEKES MARIYTA.

NOW TIME FOR ANOTHER LIST THAT SHOULD ENTERTAIN:

[Edge]

Now I thought being the only competent townie left alive would be fun, having a bunch of minions at my disposable to lead town to a perfect victory, but its not all fun and games.

I have to put up with this:

Town's Play Day Four

1. rewq455-"hi I'm a wallflower who's ISO is apparently 6 pages long, but Fate would have never have guessed it would be that long considering the complete and total lack of meaningful contributions I've made to this game. OMG VOTE LL HES NOT A MASONZ!"
3. Nero Cain-"FATE U SCUMBOI WITH GLORK DESPITE ALL REASONING AND LOGIC! DIEDIECLAIMCALAIM!" oops, lol im wrong maybe its... "WRAITH HAS A PLALANTIRO YUP HE DOES THAT MEANS HES SCUM?"
4. Edge (Fate/ReaperCharlie hydra)-NOW THAT I'M OBVTOWN WE'RE DOING THINGS MY WAY. *outs all the non-ringbearers with a flawed MC plan because he didn't know of such bastard mechanics* WELL FUCK. *draws the Gollum kill* *draws incredible amount of claims that involve him* WTF IS GOING ON? WHY ARE YOU ALL SO DAMN USELESS?
7. VasudeVa-IM LEGOLOAS PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PE WPE EWPEPWEW OH WAIT I TRACK THINGS, INHIM IS TRUTHING ABOUT STUFF AND STUFF!

OH FUCK WHILE WE'RE HERE, VV YOU HAVE TO FULLCLAIM RESULTS FOR ALL THE SHIT YOU HAVE NOW BASED ON THE MASSCLAIM LIST BEING COMPLETE.

9. Katy-IM MASON RING BEARER STOP THIS MASSCLAIMING NONESENSE!!! *outs herself as ring bearer* FFFF
11. Mariyta-POE LYNCH LL! FINE LYNCH ME I SUCK AND I DONT WANNA PLAY ANYMORE. IM TAKING MY BALL AND GOING HOME. MY PLAY HAS BEEN FINE UP UNTIL NOW THOUGH! LOL I WATCHED YOU LAST NIGHT EDGE *creepy*
14. inHimshallibe- ...........................I protected Edge, *votes mariyta* ..................................
20. Wraith- YEAH THAT IS WEIRD HOW IM NOT A DEATHMILLER/TRAITOR TO THE RED SCUMTEAM. HUH.
22. Dekes-MY CLAIM IS BULLSHIT AN DMAKES NO SENSE! HALOWEWEENN PAHHHWTYYYY
24. jenniwren- ....................................................
25. Locke Lamora-.................. I'm the only sane one left, I guess. Let's review this thread rationally and cross-check with all the scumflips and claim swe have,

VV fullclaim all your fakeclaim bullshit, immediately. I want it in this thread it less than 3 minutes.

[Edge]

I'm still voting myself because I was trying to help you out. But now you've changed your mind again. So if both Dekes and I are scum, who do you want lynched? There's no point in moving my vote if I'm just going to have to put it back once you change your mind again.

....

Def getting a best Pro-town play nom for this, aren't ya sweetie?

Lemme guess, "lynch you over Dekes" because Dekes' claim is more believable? OH WAIT

LOL VV THAT VOTE IS FUCKING HILARIOUS. YOU ARE BACK ON THE GOLLUM LIST #1 SPOT WITH A LEGOLAS SAFECLAIM. THANK YOU FOR PLAYING

[Edge]

Edge: "Hey guy its D4, scum can win in two nights because of ring mechanics, let's work this shit out."
VV: FATE YELLS AND SCREAMS A LOT! POLICY LYNCH THIS FUCKER WHO IS TRYING TO WIN THE GAME FOR TOWN! HE REFUSES TO LYNCH MY MISLYNCH TARGET OF THE DAY FOR CLAIMING DEATH MILLER!

[Edge]

Also: jenniwren visited SpyreX. I thought it was some nazgul summoning poison kill or whatthefucknot.

@LOL FATE.

THIS IS ONE FUCKING ACTION CLAIM.

I WANT ALL OF YOUR THINGS ON THE TABLE, RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW:

N1:
N2:
N3:

THATS HOW IT WORKS

[Edge]

OH MARIYTRA....


YOU'RE PLAYING THE JESTER BECAUSE DEKES HAS ALL THE RINGS?

SOOOO DAYOOOOOOOOOOO.

HEHEHEH WE'RE NOT LYNCHING YOU TODAY WITH A TEN-FOOT ROPE.

HHAHEHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA.

AND I GET TO HAMMER DEKES, BECAUSE I AM PROTECTED TONIGHT, WHEREAS KATY IS NOT AND ALSO HAS A RING SO WE NEED TO SPREAD THIS SHIT AROUND.

(actually clarification is needed: I thought the ring passed to a random person on the wagon, not the hammerer. Where did we get the former idea from? Katy?)

Now to all you paranoid nancies about Fatescum:
-You agree that I can only likely be Gollum at this point
-If I AM Gollum, and have been playing an amazing fucking game so far, I'll take my one ring and go home
-If I'm TOWN ABOVE TOWN, like you all know, then I can't die as long as InHim is alive. I know what you're thinking though:
N4: Inhim kills katy, gets a ring
D5: Inhim is lynched
N5: inhim kills a mason, gets a ring
D6: ???
N6: Inhim kills Fate, gets the rings back, and he can't be lynched the next day for lying because he's already won.

Well if the daykiller doesn't shoot Inhim D5-D6, then he's playing to lose by not trying to eliminate the scum who would be close to winning at that point. Plus we can always lynch him D6 if we truly believe him to be the last Mordor.

That said Mariyta+Dekes seems all too plausible to me now, and should die post-haste, and then we'll sort out the Gollum mess later.

LOL HAI VV. YOU'RE LUCKY JENNI CAN CONFIRM YOUR CLAIM OR ELSE YOU'D BE ON THE SHORT LIST.

LYNCHING ME CONFIRMS NOTHING AT ALL REALLY, SINCE I AM NOT REDSCUM AND THAT'S WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR TODAY. YOUR COMPLETE AND STUPID ANTI-TOWN POLICY LYNCH IS NOTED, AND SUBSEQUENTLY LAUGHED AT.

[Edge]

Nameclaims from the non-masons (the only ones left with rings are the scum and the masons) are NOT anti-town and help out bullshit claims.

I never said Inhim has to be scum if I'm Gollum, I'm not sure where that logical progression came from. I made it pretty clear Inhim was by NO MEANS cleared because of his claim, and should be lynched/killed one day even if it means leaving me unprotected. BUt I guess if you look at it another way (from your POV) if I'm Gollum than Inhim's claim HASNT been confirmed today via the nokill aka shot at Fate and blocked kill.

Now to add: You just said "claim Gollum pl0x" like I said, I would've killed a LONG FUCKIN time ago, after all the claims were outed, in order to PTW. But now it seems as though Gollum wasted his kill on me, which would make Inhim town.


And yeah, it looks like I didn't take into account the day motivations went into effect. Your reactions seems all fair and good, though your claim is still shady as fuck as it involves me.

OI MARIYTA.

I GUESS I AM SWITCHIN BACK PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

Unvote:
Vote: Mariyta

ITT: VV is a moron who is voting me, and not looking for Redscum.

[Edge]

Also anyone with their completely OUT of their ass would realize that all this "I am Gollum" softclaiming is to make me that much more unattractive for a Gollum daykill (which Gollum may have picked up on, and thus shot me for thinking I was redscum trying to stay alive, and got blocked), and thus stay alive for town. DOUBLY so since I am protected by Inhim's claim.

WHICH MEANS GOLLUM CAN NEVER KILL ME BECAUSE I AM HIS "SCAPEGOAT" I HAVE MADE MYSELF OUT TO BE AS MUCH, AND HE KNOWS IT AND CAN'T KILL ME.

AHHAHAHHA <3 YOU

[Edge]

VV YOU ARE BEING FUCKING STUPID.

In that game I screamed all sorts of shit so that people would NOT THINK I was the Vig.

THIS GAME I HAVE BEEN ALL BUT CLAIMING GOLLUM, PRAISING HIS ACTIONS, SHOWING HOW THEY WOULD MAKE SENSE FROM MY POV, ETC.

So that GOLLUM would have no choice but to keep me alive. My motivations and actions are clear. A no-DK gambit is STUPID considering I would need every chance I get to either 1. Stop the redscum from winning, aka narrowing suspects 2. Get the ring, if thats Gollum's win con.

You ADMIT I'm not Mordor, yet you want everyone to vote me: THIS IS FUCKING STUPID. WE NEED TO LYNCH RED SUSPECTS TODAY AND NARROW IT DOWN WHAT PART OF THAT DON'T YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND. I CAN ALMOST SEMI-UNDERSTAND THE INSANITY OF YOU THINKING IM GOLLUM BECAUSE I HAVE PLAYED THAT WAY AS I HAVE EXPLAINED AND YOU AREN'T INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO OVERCOME THAT LAYER OF WIFOM, BUT VOTING A GOLLUM SUSPECT TODAY IS INEXCUSABLE.

[Edge]

Its hilarious that AGM's game didn't make you WAKE THE FUCK UP and realize you can't read me for shit.

I mean seriously, I thought that blow "What you weren't scum?" coupled with being used by me in a 3p endgame, coupled with being my scumbuddy and watching me ROCK THE FUCK out of town, you would realize you can't catch me as scum, because I play to not be caught.


AS TOWN THOUGH, I do gambits and shit to catch scum off guard, find scum, out contradictions, etc. My focus of play is NOT making me seem like I'm "not scum" but on FINDING scum, and therein lies your stupid ego-based "I CAUGHT HIM I CAUGHT HIM HES GAMBITING YAAAY" reasoning behind voting me today.

[Edge]

VV youre leaving out the alternative of GOLLUM KILLED ME AND FUCKING FAILED BEFORE INHIM CLAIMED.

YOU ARE DOING THE SAME THING AS IN ADVANCE WARS. PUTTING YOUR FINGERS IN YOUR EARS AND GOING "RECK AND FATE ARE OBVBUDDIES MASON GAMBIT OBVBUDDIES LALALLALA" AND YOU WERE LEFT ALIVE FOR YOUR STUPIDITY.

YOU ARE NOT GOING TO DIE, YOU WILL BE KEPT ALIVE TO MISLYNCH ME NOW, YOU DUMB FUCK.

THE BEST PART IS, NO ONE IS GOING TO VOTE ME. NOT A SINGLE OTHER PERSON IN THIS THREAD IS AS DUMB AS YOU ARE, BUT YOU WILL CONTINUE ON. YOU ARE REACHING BENMAGE FUCKING STATUS JUST LIKE YOU DID IN ADVANCE WARS.

THIS GAME I HAD HOPE. YOU READ ME EARLIER D1 AND SAID "am Im getting used to how Fate plays, he's town." BUT NOW YOUVE SUCCUMB TO YOU EARLIER STUPIDITY AND PARANOIA.

[Edge]

Unvote:

Nah I'll go with my Dekesscum read. Claim changes nothing other than that it wasn't "fucked up." Mariyta's reaction to the Glork was far more town than Dekes.

[Edge]

To the Glork flip**

Mariyta went: "LOL LOOK AT DIS EDGE AND VV ARE CONFTOWN NOW"

Dekes went: "OH COOL, GLORK SCUMPLAN36 GO INTO EFFECT: FRAME SPYREX IF GLORK SHOULD EVER DIE."

Plus Mari did have some lame-if-faked towntells that I'd rather not go into, and she's voting Dekesscum, so as long as she leaves her vote there we'll be A-OK

[Edge]

I don't have to respond to your point about "HYDRA MAKES SENSE FLAVOR WISE TO BE GOLLUM" do I?

Didn't think so.

My god if that was you OFF weed than I'd hate to see how fried you get on it...

[Edge]

Oh and since I would call myself out on dodging your other point:

There's still no confirmation that Gollum needs the one Ring to win, it was speculation that became a little to permanent due to making sense (and also making it easier on town's mind, downgrading Gollum to harmless third party who wants to shoot scum).

So he could have targeted me for being obvtown and sane, and trying to shoot Town today (as he very well might have been trying to do with that Glork shot) to make it easier on himself once redscum are gone and there are less town mislynches to burn through.

[Edge]

Vasuade is just

stupid

rewq, not scummy. There actually is a difference. He sucks as both TOWN and SCUM, but sucking at town (shit reads) is different than sucking at scum (obvscum). Katy actually pointed out the chain of events that lead us to believe Mordor has the one ring, following CES's death trail.

He has also claimed a track result that can be confirmed by Jenni.

I still think Mariyta might be scum WIFOMing it up, but Dekes is a far better lynch at this point.

P-Edit: Shot from afar is another Elven bowemen's flavor, so its fine.

[Edge]

I've did my fair share of raging, I've called you all the things you are, and now you're just getting into stupid "confirmation bias" mode when it comes to my posts.

You can't say my setup speculation is scummy when you are using SETUP SPECULATION TO FUCKING ATTACK ME. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

VV: "HERPA DERPA YOU WANT THE ONE RING THATS WHY YOU MUST BE GOOLUMZ CUZ GOLUMZ IF EITHER YOU OR DIDNT SHOOT YOU AKA ITS YOU CUZ YOU GAMBIT AKWHEAHEHAHEHARPRADERPA"
Fate: "There's reason to believe 100% that Gollum wants the one ring and to base all reads off of that"
VV: "AYAYAYYAIAYAIYIAYIAYIYYIY YOU IS SCUM USING SETUP SPECULATIOns?!"
Fate: You're a fucking clown VV, you don't make me as angry as you used to. The humbling egg on your face if you cost town the game again will be very fun to watch. Also this is a large theme so expect 20+ other people jumping down your throat for being a fool.
VV: "DIEDIDEDIEIDIEDIDIEDIE'
Fate: if you must insist on being Gollum, as I already explained that is what my day play was aiming for and you just happened to be the sheeple/dumb townie who followed along with it (I actually expected Gollum to try and point out my "Gollum like" play more toward LyLo, but I forgot the VVfactor), then at least realize that Town, which I am aligned with and I know you are as well, has a far greater chance lynching Redscum today than Gollum. So we'll deal with your stupid suspicions at a later day.
VV: MNYFACEISYOURFACE.JPG IAMRIGHTICAUGHTFATESCUM.JPG FINALLYICAUGHTFATESCUM.JPG IWANTTOBERIGHTABOUTSOMETHING.JPG
Fate: *sigh*

[Edge]

@Mariyta: Always glad to please the ladies.

To the Glork flip**

Mariyta went: "LOL LOOK AT DIS EDGE AND VV ARE CONFTOWN NOW"

Dekes went: "OH COOL, GLORK SCUMPLAN36 GO INTO EFFECT: FRAME SPYREX IF GLORK SHOULD EVER DIE."

Plus Mari did have some lame-if-faked towntells that I'd rather not go into, and she's voting Dekesscum, so as long as she leaves her vote there we'll be A-OK

Wow. I wonder what's the interesting tidbit here, that changed your opinion, Fate.

Looks like I hit the nail on the head. Thanks for the scumbag response <3

Oh right, Mari thinks you're town, I' don't. You'll have a nice follower tomorrow in Mariyta who's all hugglz with you now that you're calling her town after she spewed a "fuck you" at you after you called her scum merely two pages ago.

Actually, she stopped self-voting. That's all I ever really wanted, was for her to contribute and not be a detriment to town.

@VV
While I agree with you that there's a high possibility of Edge being Gollum, lynching him today accomplishes nothing. You yourself said he's after the One Ring and

so he has the same interests as town for now: Going after scum.

1. First, who are these "scum's that are being gone after? Your suspect list remains a mystery shrouded in bullshit wrapped in an enigma of keeping your options open (and no Wraith does not count as a suspect).

2. OK NOW HOLD UP.

Either you're calling me Gollum who is "KEEPING ALIVE MAH BUDDYZ THAT THINK IM TOWN."

OR you think I'm Gollum who is "TRYING TO LYNCH DA SCUMZ."

YOU CANT TWIST MY MOTIVATIONS TO WHAT EVER SERVES YOUR PURPOSE AT THE TIME (first it was: Look! Edge is Gollum! We can't trust his scumhunting he's buddying up to Mari and whoever calls him town!

then it was "hey VV look how town I am! Gollum is hunting scum today so so should you!")

CONTRADICTION=SCUMMY=DIE=HAMMER=DIE NOW=I GET TO HAMMER YOU

And why would I make the effort to create such a convenient, shady, resultless claim if I could've simply said I'm a VT instead?

Because I doubt anyone would have qualms lynching a scummy VT. A nice power claim to your mix though that "makes sense" via your ISO? Yeah ok, THEN people might want to hold off.


Since we need a mostly all town wagon on Dekes, I want Jenni and Katy to be the next votes on.
(Katy did you ever get back to me about whether its the person who hammers or randomly someone on the wagon?)

I'd also prefer Nero Cain/Wraith unvote and LL take one of their places, but that's just me. Since Nero is apparently going to come up with some "Edge is scummy all da game" post, we'll see (I'm waiting eagerly for that btw, I want to see if you can top VV this game).

[Edge]

@VV: You know why that wasn't funny in even the slightest? Because you took the situation, applied false truths to it (Wraithscum, FateSK), and tried to twist people's words into a scene.

And in the end, the people in the dead QT are just laughing, not with you, but AT YOU for being so horribly fucking wrong.

I mean seriously, I just read it, I wanted to laugh at the cute little "mimicry is the sincerest form of flatter" display, but then I realize that you actually

believe, truly, in your dumb little heart

that I'm Gollum and you're ignoring whats plainly in front of you.

[Edge]

That's another reason it isn't funny. You wrote a scene about something that will not happen, ever, in this game nor in any other thread.

A scene in which town votes me and I get hammered by town.

It just doesn't happen, because no one (pending Nero Cain) is just the special kind of stupid you are. The one that will tunnel town until Endgame based on some crazy theory applied to their play, and vote them without even ONCE considering "hey, maybe I was fucking kept alive to misvote Fate... I mean he KNOWS I would vote him at LyLo. Why am I still alive?"

You know what I'm referring to. The fact that this game doesn't remind you of it just adds to how BLIND you are being to EVERYTHING going around you.

Now, you also expressed interest in Dekes scum. A Dekes/Wraith theory is not out of the question.

Are you refusing to vote Dekes out of some stupid little bout of spite? You seemed quite content on having everyone vote him earlier.

But since my presence is now on that wagon, you "Refuse to sheep Fate" like this is about pride or something. That's all its really about, you want to say "I called Fate scum!" and have your pride, and you've convinced yourself through twisting all of my posts and play and ignoring everything else that I actually am scum and you will be vindicated. And if I flip town you will think "well I had legitimate reasons for suspecting him" to salvage some of that pride, but those legitimate reasons were fabricated in order to protect your ego should you be wrong, because you aren't looking at ALL the evidence.

[Edge]

I hope for your sake you're either Gollum with a one-shot night tracking ability an epic fakeclaim, or just joking because this amuses you and you alone.

[Edge]

Now that's an interesting reaction.

[Edge]

So I bring up valid points and you put your fingers in your ear and scream real loud.

I really did respect you more than Benmage, ya know, it is sad its come to this.

Now, again, why won't you vote Dekes as a option for redscum?

[Edge]

Do I get to answer or do you not take advice from scum as a policy? (hint this means no one should answer, you dumb nut, don't ask to be PR directed just because you have failed at using it thus far.)

K AWMafia, scumboi got run up, made the shittiest claim in the world, death miller, got lynched.


Let me reaper:

AWmafia, a scummboi

got run up

, made the shittiest claim in the world, death miller, got lynched.

Wraith, oh hai might be death miller if anything, etc. etc.

Wraith IS a likely Mafia Traitor though (note I DID say he lost his town read from me) that wanted to be recruited (explains him claiming his name D1 and Glork subsequently defending him), but I rather Dekes go today. Would tell us plenty for tomorrow.

Why are you deliberately misreading? Tomorrow if we decide that we should shoot Rewq and Rewq gets shoot then that means Fate is Gollum. If Fate was fakeclaiming (for the third time) I see little reason for the real Gollum to shoot the desired target and confirm Fate/Gollum

Oh good lord. We better continue this clean sweep because an endgame like this WILL NOT BE pretty by any stretch.

Good. Lord.

[Edge]

VV I'll let you handle responding to him about why that is wrong three ways to Sunday, at least it will give me comfort that you aren't actually the <MOST incompetent player still alive.

[Edge]

Its so tempting to send in my kill on you right now Nero!

But I'm busy with this gambit that is confirming me as non-DKiller and false confirming Inhim, if you'll excuse me, I have a game to win.

And yes, I do have a very good chance of winning if people follow along with what I say.

[Edge]

Night, if I kill you now it would confirm me! I can't have that. Maybe if I cross my fingers scum will kill you for me.

[Edge]

ANYWAY, I'd track Mariyta tonight, if you must ask, even though if you make your action anywhere near public it lets scum know whether they need to kill you tonight.

[Edge]

Why the fuck would Gollum target you, obv-not mordor since like D1, huh? He wants the One ring. Mordor has the one ring. You have no way out here, nope.

ALSO: Schizo Gollum starring Fate/RC Hydra makes PERFECT sense. RC/SMEAGOL, ARE YOU THERE? TALK TO US. YOU DON'T NEED THE RING. ALSO, WE ARE TIRED OF TALKING TO GOLLUM. HE SMELLS LIKE FISH.

Heh. RC here.

Got a sec to post, so I figured I would, though I am still officially V/LA for practical purposes/other games.
We are not Gollum, obv. We know who Gollum is though. And contrary to what Fate says, it is obv not VV.

Also, LOL@ 1685 and 1695. This game certainly gets my scummy nod for Most Enjoyable Game at the end.

As always, Your friendly neighborhood Fate/RC combo continues to deliver in Spades.

Heck, we can't help it if we're bipolar and give out our QT link to mods of other games that we're both in...

*ashamed face?*

[Edge]

Also, we are currently in the middle of 6.2 gambits we haven't even mentioned yet, so... stay tuned sports fans.

Also

also, speaking of sports,

the Giants WON IT ALL

last night!!! w000000oooo!!!

[Edge]

Hopefully you can buy it, I've been selling it all game at the tone of a popcorn salesman at a baseball game.

"EDGE IS GOLLUM! GET YOUR MOTHER FUCKIN EDGE IS GOLLUM RIGHT HERE!"

Also RC, wtf? WHEN DID SMEAGOL SAY VV WAS SK? SMEAGOL DIDNT SAY THAT! SMEAGOL THINKS [REDACTED] IS, BUT THAT IS FOR ANOTHER DAYYY.


@Jenni: HI confirmed town, VOTE DEKES FOR PREZ, KATY AS WELL, ME HAMMAH, PROFIT.

You can throw an optional "LL catches up after he's finished crying" in there as well but I don't think it is necessary.

[Edge]

Oh holy fuck. WAIT A SECOND

THERe WAS A MISSING KILL AWHILE BACK WANST THERE

[Edge]

Bled to Death Night 2!

QUICK QUIK WHICH SCUMTEAM WAS THIS FLAVOR WISE?

[Edge]

Fffffff scratch my theory then. If Mordor's kill was missing that night it could have very well been the night they "recruited" their traitor.

[Edge]

you broke more than that when you spilled all that stupid onto the thread

[Edge]

Because I don't have a daykill?

Pay fucking attention.

Shut the fuck up VV, guess who HELPED lose that game by being perfect fucking mislynch fodder, then coming in at the end and saying "zomg it was so obvvv" SHUT THE FUCK UP.

I'll do whatever the hell I want as VT, THATS THE FUCKING POINT.

SK DAYKILLERS DONT FAKECLAIM COP IN A LARGE FUCKING THEME GAME WHEN THEY ARE FRAGILE AS SHIT

FEARLESS FUCKING VTS DO.

YOURE ALL FUCKING INSANE.

[Edge]

(though I'll admit it is pretty "tehee" funny how easily VV is fooled by Dekes "Reaction" to my VT claim, as if it were impossible for scum to be thinking about a fakeclaim the whole game and then having "reactions" based off that, but meh.)

[Edge]

uh I uhh when did I I d... but... you...y...o.uuu.....how....

RESET INITIATED.

SALUT!
COMMENT TU CA VA?
BIEN BIEN!

[Edge]

SRS you claim to be a fucking daykiller

then you realize you can't fake a dykill

and you renege.

then you realize you can't fake a dykill

then you realize you can't fake a dykill

then you realize you can't fake a dykill

then you realize you can't fake a dykill

then you realize you can't fake a dykill

then you realize you can't fake a dykill

then you realize you can't fake a dykill

then you realize you can't fake a dykill

then you realize you can't fake a dykill

then you realize you can't fake a dykill

then you realize you can't fake a dykill

then you realize you can't fake a dykill

JAOIEHO

then you realize you can't fake a dykill

]AIAIIAIAIA

then you realize you can't fake a dykill

then you realize you can't fake a dykill

then you realize you can't fake a dykill

then you realize you can't fake a dykill

HOW DO THESE PEOPLE EVEN FIND THIS SITE?

HOW DO THEY FUNCTION AS NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS?

AND HOW CAN THEY PROJECT THEIR INTELLIGENCE LEVEL ON OTHERS SO SHAMELESSLY????

[Edge]

You took him seriously when he claimed DK?

I don't see town motivation in fake claiming so yes I took it seriosly. Looks like Wraith and Dekes took it seriously as well. How did you

know

he was fake claiming?

WHAT IS THE SCUM MOTIVATION FOR FAKECLAIMING.

ANY SCUM.

YOU NAME THE SCENARIO, I TRY TO TO TALK A STROLL IN YOUR SHOES, THOUGH TBQH I PICTURE IT ASMORE OF A SLOW CRAWL ON THE GROUND IN YOUR SHOES.

[Edge]

*can literally hear the gears grinding slowly as Nero prepares to deliver his next gem of a thought onto this world*

[Edge]

Wow, I didn't even notice Edge "claimed" Gollum.

Neither did I. I'm afraid for my own sanity's sake to hit the back button and review the pages upon pages of madness that has spewed forth from my nights of drinking heavily because of said madness.

Its a vicious cycle.