Night 1 - Your heart tastes like chicken
Once upon a time there was a boy named UltimaAvalon.
UltimaAvalon learned everything about the use herbs from his deceased grandmother.
He learned their use in the cure of imsomnia, to increase sexual potency, and even to make hair grow.
The most important, however, is that UltimaAvalon knew some herbs that were able to protect him from werewolf attacks. He had those along with him all the time, and although the town saw him as some kind of weirdo, he knew he was protected from evil.
But this was not his favorite herb, recently UltimaAvalon dedicated too much time to smoking a cigarrete made out of a special herb he has been cultivating on his backyard.
This night was not different. He was peacifully enjoying his joint when the very world around him seemed to change.
He wouldn't bother much if he was not changed himself. He now had several pairs of arms, blue skin and his cigarrete turned into a turkish hookah. How strange! He was now a huge blue caterpillar, leaning on a giant mushroom!
He was kind of enjoying his current situation, wondering the advantages of multiple limbs when his thoughts are interrupted by the words of a big white rabbit:
theopor_COD :
Oh dear! Oh dear! I shall be too late!
UltimaAvalon :
Late for what, Mr. Rabbit?
theopor_COD :
To catch up with the game. Night is almost over, Oh dear, Got to run!
UltimaAvalon :
Wait, Mr. Rabbit, it's dangerous to walk around so late at night!
But the rabbit payed no attention to his claims and went ahead, in a hurry to read the game.
He walked a couple of meters but suddenly stopped, out of nowhere a pair of glowing eyes appeared floating on the air in front of him.
Gradually the rest of the body materialized to show a cat with evil eyes and a demented grin.
theopor_COD :
What! Are you Zindaras?
Cheshire Cat :
No, my friend. Although I don't deny there may be some of him left in me...
The rabbit didn't understand what he meant, nor had the time to try.
theopor_COD :
Sorry, I can't talk! I have to go, I'm too late!
Cheshire Cat :
Calm down, buddy. This way you will have a heart attack.
theopor_COD :
Oh dear! Oh dear! I got to go or I shall be too late!
Fast as lightning the Cheshire Cat moved his paw, meeting the rabbit's chest with brutal strenght and making a big hole. Few seconds later the paw comes out again, this time having the rabbit's heart in it's grasp.
Deprived of its most important organ, the rabbit's body falls to the ground lifeless, while the cat takes a bite from the blood dripping muscle...
Cheshire Cat :
See? I told you your heart would be attacked, hehe! mmmm.... tastes like chicken.
That said the cat magically disappears, as like he had never been there.
UltimaAvalon could not believe his eyes, or could, since the whole reality around him seemed bent anyways.
Could it have been a dream?
Well, at least now theopor_COD won't need to read the game anymore...
theopor_COD, townie, was killed by the wolves
Alice :
Hello.
It was the sweet voice of a little girl.
UltimaAvalon :
Be careful, little girl. It's dangerous to be here!
Alice :
Why is it dangerous, Mr. Caterpillar?
UltimaAvalon :
I just saw a psycho cat take the life of that poor white rabbit over there.
Alice :
Oh, a rabbit!
The little girl goes closer to the body, stares at it for almost a minute, than steps on it and turns to the caterpillar with inquisitive eyes.
Alice :
You did this, didn't you?
UltimaAvalon :
Of course it wasn't me!
Alice :
You are a wolf, aren't you?
UltimaAvalon :
No, no! I swear for the soul of my grandmother! Not only I'm not a wolf, but I also carry these magic herbs that protect me from them.
Alice :
I'm relieved to know that, Mr. Caterpillar. Because if you were a wolf I wouldn't be able to kill you with this.
The girl pulls a gun from her dress, and points to UltimaAvalon , who raises his multiple hands.
UltimaAvalon :
No, noooooo...
Somehow, in the split second between the bullet leaving the gun and hitting his head, UltimaAvalon is still able to see the demonic grin of the cat resting on the three behind the girl.
His herbs were indeed able to save him from evil, but not from all forms of evil...
UltimaAvalon , wolfsbane, was killed by the mafia
wikipedia wrote:Psychosis is a generic psychiatric term for a mental state often described as involving a "loss of contact with reality". Stedman's Medical Dictionary defines psychosis as "a severe mental disorder, with or without organic damage, characterized by derangement of personality and loss of contact with reality and causing deterioration of normal social functioning."
People experiencing a psychotic episode may report hallucinations or delusional beliefs (e.g., grandiose or paranoid delusions), and may exhibit personality changes and disorganized thinking.(...)Some studies indicate that cannabis use may lower the threshold for psychosis, and thus help to trigger full-blown psychosis in some people. Early studies have been criticized for failing to consider other drugs (such as LSD) that the participants may have used before or during the study, as well as other factors such as pre-existing ("comorbid") mental illness. However, more recent studies with better controls have still found a small increase in risk for psychosis in cannabis users
[i]"Dead Rikimaru is... well, dead. When the lights came back on, he was found turned inside-out, somehow. Disgusting, really. Anyway, he was "Dead Dead Rikimaru" (Self-fulfilling Prophecy)".
-The Scummies 2006 - Red Carpet and Ceremony![/i]
