AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGHH!!!
The party was about to start, Claus and Dead Rikimaru were doing the final preparations:
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGHH!!!
Claus:
A scream!
Dead Rikimaru:
Don't worry, man. It's the sound of my doorbell.
Claus:
Dead Rikimaru answers the door. Standing there are massive, Electra and armlx, the most experienced players in the game:
Dead Rikimaru:
Welcome! Please. come in. How are you doing?
massive:
Fine, son. If only my back didn't hurt so much...
armlx:
I just hope my arthritis doesn't get any worse until Day 2.
Electra :
Wait! Is this flavor supposed to call us old? grrrrrrr
After receiving the guests Dead Rikimaru goes back to help Claus, but when he is in the middle of the room the sound is heard again:
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGHH!!!
Dead Rikimaru answers the door. Standing there are Seraphim, Stef and Rush, some of the newest mafiascum users:
Dead Rikimaru:
Hi! Welcome to the game. Please come in.
Seraphim:
Mr. Mod, Stef wets his bed every night.
Stef :
Nooooo. Not true! Stop lying or I will call my mom!
Rush:
Can I use the bathroom, Mr. Mod?
After receiving the guests Dead Rikimaru goes back to help Claus, but when he is in the middle of the room the sound is heard again:
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGHH!!!
Dead Rikimaru answers the door. Standing there are Jebus, DynamoXI and Empking dressed like Final Fantasy 7 characters:
Dead Rikimaru:
Welcome! But... It's not Halloween yet.
Jebus:
Hehe. It's not trick or treat, we are doing Final Fantasy cosplay.
DynamoXI :
Do you like our clothes? We were playing FF7 Mafia and...
Empking :
Shutup!
No talk about ongoing games.
After receiving the guests Dead Rikimaru goes back to help Claus, but when he is in the middle of the room the sound is heard again:
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGHH!!!
Dead Rikimaru answers the door. Standing there are ooba, Haschel Cedricson and Sierra. They carry cardboard boxes:
Dead Rikimaru:
Welcome to mafia.gif. I see you are back from uni, ooba.
ooba:
Yes. But I still have to study, so I brought all of my books with me. They are in those boxes, I hope you won't mind.
Sierra:
What! Books? I thought those boxes had your collections of comic books and Playboy magazines.
ooba:
ops!
After receiving the guests Dead Rikimaru goes back to help Claus, but when he is in the middle of the room the sound is heard again:
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGHH!!!
Dead Rikimaru answers the door. Standing there are hasdgfas, Slicey and farside22. They seem to be in a hurry:
Dead Rikimaru:
Welcome! Are you coming in?
Slicey :
Not really.
hasdgfas:
Sorry for that. We want to be in your party but are kind of busy now.
farside22:
We will see if we can find some time and participate later.
After receiving the guests Dead Rikimaru goes back to help Claus, but when he is in the middle of the room the sound is heard again:
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGHH!!!
Dead Rikimaru answers the door. Standing there are GhostWriter, ShadowGirl and BlakAdder. An eerie aura surround them:
Dead Rikimaru:
Welcome to the party! But... is there any problem?
BlakAdder:
Life is the problem itself, isn't it?
GhostWriter:
Nevermind us. We are always like this.
ShadowGirl :
That's why we use words that resemble dark or dead things in our usernames...
After receiving the guests Dead Rikimaru goes back to help Claus, but when he is in the middle of the room the sound is heard again:
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGHH!!!
Dead Rikimaru answers the door. Standing there are Tarhalindur , skitzer and populartajo. They carry a large amount of wall bricks:
Dead Rikimaru:
Welcome! But are you building a house or what?
Tarhalindur :
No. It's because when I party I party like a ton of bricks. Hahahahahaha!
populartajo:
Next... time... carry your bricks
BY YOURSELF!
Tarhalindur :
Sorry, Tajo.
After receiving the guests Dead Rikimaru goes back to help Claus, but when he is in the middle of the room the sound is heard again:
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGHH!!!
Dead Rikimaru answers the door. Standing there are curiouskarmadog, Erratus Apathos and TheSweatpantsNinja. They are talking about poetry:
Dead Rikimaru:
Welcome to the game / I hope you play the same / As big is your fame
curiouskarmadog:
Oh, man. I'm not posting in rhymes anymore.
Erratus Apathos:
You still have time / To change your mind around
TheSweatpantsNinja:
Posting in rhyme / Sure pleases the crowd
After receiving the guests Dead Rikimaru goes back to help Claus, but when he is in the middle of the room the sound is heard again:
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGHH!!!
Dead Rikimaru answers the door. Standing there are Ku_F, Cybele and sekinj. They are holding feminist flags:
Dead Rikimaru:
Welcome to the game, but are you planning to make a protest or something?
Ku_F:
Not really. We are here to take revenge for the female players of
Mafia 69.
Cybele:
The two only females of that game were lynched on Day 1 and 2. And they were all townies!
sekinj:
We women will dominate this game. And we will only lynch scum: MEN. Mwhahahahahah!
After receiving the guests Dead Rikimaru goes back to help Claus, but when he is in the middle of the room the sound is heard again:
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGHH!!!
Dead Rikimaru answers the door. Standing there are roflcopter and Blitzer. They want to join the party:
Blitzer:
Can we get in?
Dead Rikimaru:
Sorry, guys. The place is full. But if someone gets in alcooholic coma and needs to be replaced I will sure call you.
roflcopter :
Kthanks
After receiving the guests Dead Rikimaru goes back to help Claus, but when he is in the middle of the room the sound is heard again:
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGHH!!!
Dead Rikimaru answers the door. But this time there is nobody there:
Haschel Cedricson :
It was not the door. This time it was a real scream!
The dead body of Claus is found with a cut throat.
skitzer :
What do we do now? Should we call 911?
Dead Rikimaru :
Actually not. Now you all should gather to decide who is the killer. I'm going out now but we meet again before night starts to lynch the suspect the majority has chosen. Well, goodbye then.
For the last time Dead Rikimaru opens the door. This time he goes through it and locks it by the outside. 24 players look at each other's faces:
Everybody :
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGHH!!!
[i]"Dead Rikimaru is... well, dead. When the lights came back on, he was found turned inside-out, somehow. Disgusting, really. Anyway, he was "Dead Dead Rikimaru" (Self-fulfilling Prophecy)".
-The Scummies 2006 - Red Carpet and Ceremony![/i]