"Obviously the best strategy is not talking to anyone, that way, they won't be able to use anything you've said against you."
"an altruistic psychopath, and more"
"paranoia or chess or future plans or eating at waffle house"
"Ah, I took an EQ test once, it made my voice sound weird."
"all of the ghosts I've seen just teleport"
"I met my best friend who is a ghost during that time. We like to tease each other, he always says stuff like 'Dude, stop calling me a ghost,' he should become a comedian"