Chapter Fifteen: Bombardment Society

[Wes Anderson]

Were you in the shit?
Yeah, I was in the shit.

Hard to believe we haven't had an Rushmore challenge yet.  Sure, that first one supposedly involved funding an aquarium, but really, how could we go this long without an official nod to Max Fischer?  Take a look at this guy's extracurriculars!

The Rushmore Yankee (Editor-in-Chief), Yankee Review (Publisher), French Club (President), Model UN (Russia), Stamp & Coin Club (Vice President), Debate Team (Captain), Lacrosse Team (Manager), Calligraphy Club (President), Astronomy Society (Founder), Fencing Team (Captain), Track & Field (JV Decathlon), 2nd Chorale (Choirmaster), Bombardment Society (Founder), Kung Fu Club (Yellow Belt), Trap & Skeet Club (Founder), Rushmore Beekeepers (President), Yankee Racers (Founder), Max Fischer Players (Director), Piper Cub Club (4.5 Hours Logged)

Wow.  "Bombardment Society," that one especially sounds like a great challenge, and the thread title and image up there might have already tipped you off, but that's what we're doing.  This is going to be an exciting, explosive game.

To begin this challenge, you will click this link and fill out a form, after which your time will start and you will be provided a link to a browser game.  Please take a screenshot of your score, with a tab of Survivor: Wes Anderson open, and post it in your confessional.  You can queue up Wes Anderson's longest movie, The Life Aquatic, while you play, because there will be a 118 minute deadline.  You may end up not using that much time.    You may submit multiple times, and your final valid submission will be counted.

The player with the highest score will win immunity.  In the event of a tie, the player who submitted in less time will win.  Please do not discuss this challenge with other players.  You will have 48 hours to play this challenge.

[Wes Anderson]

Challenge Fifteen Results


You’ll find a pair of safety glasses and some earplugs under your seats. Please feel free to use them.

It was a bruising challenge this round, and it was also the most important challenge of the game.  One of you has just punched your ticket to the Final Tribal Council, but who was it?  The balls were flying at the Bombardment Society as the scores rolled in.

In fourth place...

Spoiler

It was Madame D., with a score of 37.

In third place...

Spoiler

M. Gustave put up a score of 45.

That leaves Oracle and Richie Tenenbaum competing for the win.

Spoiler

The second place finisher submitted a score of 52.  The winner of the final immunity challenge...

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

Also submitted a score of 52.

Spoiler

He's taken off his shoes and one of his socks and... actually, I think he's crying.



TEARS OF JOY, because by submitting his best score in a time of just 6 minutes and 41 seconds, the Baumer has won the time-to-submit tiebreaker. 

Richie Tenenbaum wins immunity!

He was never able to top this early score, but it came at the right time: the beginning.  Oracle's peak performance came in at 86 minutes, and 4 seconds.

[close]

[close]

[close]

[close]

[close]

[close]

[close]