Thread 1

[Scully and Hitchcock]

HITCHCOCK: Thank you so much for saving Mable.
SCULLY: Mable is what he calls his favorite toilet seat.  Thank you so much for rescuing Gloria.
HITCHCOCK: Gloria is Scully's girl.  And by girl I mean toilet seat.  She's in the stall right next door to Mable.
SCULLY: Anyway, sorry you haven't seen us lately.  We've been getting... reacquainted.
HITCHCOCK: We're here now though!  So can you please catch us up on your game so far?  Give us the full debriefing!
SCULLY: Well, maybe not the full debriefing.  Maybe just a few sentences.
HITCHCOCK: Three sentences or less, please!

[Lucifer Morningstar]

I was chilling and winning immunity challenges. Then I went to TC and everything fell apart on me. Now I'm pretty clueless about what's happening and waiting until the majority alliance removes me from the game in a round or two.

[Lucifer Morningstar]

If I have any say over what happens here I'd really like to see Scruff and Jake voted out because they both suck.

[Tachikoma]

in what way?

[Lucifer Morningstar]

They've just constantly ignored me. Like I get it, I'm not a major player in the game right now and it's whatever. But it's a terrible strategy, because if I end up on the jury and they don't- I'll literally vote for eight other players before them.

[Alexandra Cabot]

i'm dumb as rocks can you explain to me what the tribal vibe is currently

[Lucifer Morningstar]

NOBODY WANTS TO MAKE A DECISION ABOUT WHO TO VOTE AND IT HAS ME OUTRAGED but on the surface i'm pretending to be chill

also don't say that- you are not dumb, you are smart.