Épisode Deux: Ze Simple Life

[Hercule Poirot]

M. Grouch seems like 'e ees leaning towards booting Mlle Jenny, but Mlle Judy wants it to be M. Lance.

I do not care. I wouldn't be surprised if we lost again and got to boot both of zem. But if we are saving M. Lance, I want 'im to actually speak to me.

[Hercule Poirot]

M. Cheddar and M. Grouch are pushing for Mlle Jenny to be ze boot.

Mlle Jenny sent me one message saying zat she wanted M. Lance, but she sent a message to M. Cheddar saying zat M. Lance was a boring boot.

M. Lance 'as not spoken since tribal begun, yet a plan ees in ze works to save 'im.

M. Lucifer and Mlle Judy are on ze record saying zat zey prefer booting M. Lance, but I think zey could be convinced.

I think it might be best for me if Mlle Jenny is voted out, since she clearly does not like me and M. Lucifer and Mlle Judy want to keep her because she likes zem ze most. And I also like zat I will not be ze one making ze move, since M. Cheddar and M. Grouch brought eet to me and are doing ze pushing.

'Owever, M. Lance ees literally MIA so eet ees 'ard to save someone who ees not talking.

Overall, zis tribal ees surprisingly interesting. Eet's kind of like a proxy war, except not really, but I do think M. Lucifer and Mlle Judy are aware of ze fact zat zey are ze ones with the best relationships with Mlle Jenny and zat ees part of why zey might be resistant. But ze absolute worst case scenario ees eef we alienate zem or make zem feel unheard.

[Hercule Poirot]

Apparently Mlle Jenny 'as an alliance chat with M. Lucifer and Mlle Judy? Zat ees so annoying, why are you able to form an alliance chat but you can't even send me one one-line message per day? Zat ees ridiculous!

I am definitely noticing zat M. Lucifer 'as not told me about zis chat and Mlle Judy 'as, 'owever.

[Hercule Poirot]

Lucifer just forwarded me zis from Jenny:

At the very bottom is Hercule.  I'm saying this because a) I feel like I've connected the least with him and b) he has the most amount of effort put into every post because of his gimmick, so I have ample suspicion that he's probably up to something no good.

Zis ees ze final nail in your coffin, Mlle Jenny. You will gone home for zis. I understand zat you do not like my gimmick, but 'ow can I connect with you when you only message me a single line once every other day? You allowed your feelings about my gimmick to prevent you from even trying with me, even as I tried to tone eet down. Meanwhile you are sending long paragraphs like zis to Lucifer! Eet ees horrible. I will be glad when you are gone.

[Hercule Poirot]

Also my ID guess for Jenny ees...

Spoiler

Tanis. Just ze phrasing about 'aving "ample suspicion" sounds like Wenya Zhu

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[Phoenix Wright]

Hello, i was just wondering something and wanted to give a shot at questioning players

where do you think you're situated on your tribe's social structure? do you think your position could be improved?

[Hercule Poirot]

Hello, i was just wondering something and wanted to give a shot at questioning players

where do you think you're situated on your tribe's social structure? do you think your position could be improved?

I think zat my position ees solid? My relationships seem to be slightly asymmetrical (i.e. M. Cheddar and M. Lucifer immediately come to me telling me zat Mlle Jenny 'as said my name, but neither are in my close alliance). I do worry zat Mlle Judy 'as too much information and she could sink me if she wanted to. For example, M. Lucifer came to me telling me about ze alliance between Mlle Jenny/Mlle Judy/M. Lucifer, but I already knew about eet from Mlle Judy, so I 'ad to pretend not to. If Mlle Judy revealed zat she told me, eet could make me look pretty bad.

I 'ope zat M. Grouch ees seen as more threatening zan me, but I do not know if zat ees ze case or not.

Regardless I think zat once zis vote 'appens, Mlle Judy, M. Grouch, and I will 'ave control of zis tribe and will be able to survive for a while on eet. I think zat my position ees strong, but eet ees possible zat I am slightly overestimating 'ow strong eet ees if Mlle Judy ees less loyal to me zan I think, so I do need to exercise caution with zat one. Overall, 'owever, I do trust 'er.

[Hercule Poirot]

Mon Dieu, eet 'as been quiet today. Eet 'as me slightly paranoid, but I 'ope zat evwrything ees alright.

[Hercule Poirot]

Mlle Jenny told M. Grouch to watch out for me as well.

What ees your problem with me? We 'ave barely talked to each other. Eet ees so bizarre. But she ees kind of a queen.

[Hercule Poirot]

Ees eet wrong zat I am enamoured with Mlle Jenny even as she ees targeting me and I 'ates me?

M. Cheddar told me zat 'e does not think she ees iconique because she ees not entertaining enough, but I disagree. I find her incredibly iconique and hilarious.

Mlle Jenny, if you did not 'ate me, zere totally ees a world where you could 'ave survived zis. Malheureusement, you do 'ate me, and so you must die.

[Hercule Poirot]

I also just want to say 'ow much I appreciate M. Grouch. 'e was absolutely correct about targeting Mlle Jenny zis round and could be saving me a lot of bother later in ze game, 'e ees incredibly fun to talk to, and 'e really ees going to be a great partner to work with zis game, assuming zat I am not eliminated right now which ees possible, but 'opefully not 'appening. M. Grouch ees an absolute delight, and I am so glad to 'ave met 'im.

And I'm glad to 'ave met Mlle Judy as well, and even M. Cheddar and M. Lucifer 'ave 'ad zeir moments. I know zat I said some not nice things about zem early on, but zeir PMs 'ave gotten much better and none of zem are bad people. I'm so glad zat I played because I missed getting to talk to people in zis anonymous way. Eet's a very unique kind of relationship.