1) ThelargerofthetwodinosmayhavehadfeatherssaidonepaleontologistbeforeasmartalechadrudelyinterruptedhimbysingingthethemetoJurassicPark.
Chad, Nepal2) Inthe90swedenuclearizedtheKoreanpeninsulabutifsomepeoplehavetheirwaytheregioncouldbeonaspeedytracktoanotherfightbetweentwoUNmembernations.
Sweden3) Adietofbaconsteakandbananassauteedinbutterisextremelyunhealthytostopheartissuesandliverdiseaseitisvitalyoutakethesepillsandexercisetwiceaweek.
Italy, Nassau4) WouldyouprefertoseeyourPariskhavinghiscreditcardinfostolenbySexyEmuscomorOstrichLoversnetifyouhadtochoose?
Paris,5) ItriedtotellmysonMonteVideoGameStreamerisnotareasonablecareerchoicebuthowcanadadgetthroughtoateenwhodoesntwanttolisten?
Montevideo, Canada6) EachsummerwizardsgetalistofschoolsuppliestellingthemtogobringtheirwandandbroomsticktoHogwarts.
Togo, Rwanda7) Thosewizardsandwitcheswavetheirwandsandabracadabrazillionsofmonkeysarelooseinthehallsmakingstonesandsticksflyeverywhere!
Brazil, Kingston Accordingtothepolicemanaguardcantakeoutthesniperbuthefirstmustlurehimintothepathofthehiddenmarksmenonthebalconyaboveus.
Denmark, 9) AgoodscifimovieisMetropolisBonePeopleisawellwrittentalebuttheshortstoryTheOnesWhoWalkAwayFromOmelasbyUrsulaKLeGuineasilyismyfavoriteworkofsciencefiction.
Guinea, Lisbon10) WhenIwanttoarrestCarmenIalwaysaskatouristandorrandomstrangeriftheysawaredhat.
Andorra, Armenia11) InSoviettimesVladimirandOlgaBondarovwerenotedfortheirfancyclothesandbedchamberlinens.
Berlin,12) IfanironpiperustsallImallowedtodoiscallaplumber.
Peru, Lima13) "BewarethefalsereligionofIslamabadmandecidedtorantonGabrielsmorningbuscommute.
Tonga, 14) NewlywedsloveNiagaraFallsbecausetheycanwalkthroughtheplazathenstepintoahorsedrawncarriagethatwilltakethemtoagorgeousviewoftheriver.
Athens, 15) DontquitonmenowmanmybrotherfoughtlongandhardandintheendhemadeitthroughanastydivorcesoIknowyoucantoo.
Ghana, 16) Theguitarmansaidinordertohelpanamateurhewouldneednewstringsandnewmusicsheetsforhistimeandtrainingthismonththepianomancontinuedtoworkforfree.
Panama, Oman17) NurseGoodacrelovedvisitingregionalgeriatriccarecenterstodiscussthehealthbenefitsofsemiannualenemasorabathinpasteurizedmilk.
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