Alors, at ze start of ze game, I was in a strong alliance with M. Grouch and Mlle Hopps, but I knew zat Mlle Hopps was an unhinged crazy person and wanted to work with 'er anyway. Zen I swapped and got into a four-person alliance with M. Briscoe, Mlle Hopps, and M. Kennedy called "LL 'Cule J", and my tribe proceeded to lose every single challenge and vote everyone else on ze tribe who was not in zat alliance off. Now I 'ave swapped again and I got into an alliance with M. Peralta, who ees with everyone, and M. Briscoe, my true closest ally in ze game, and Mlle Judy ees once again being an unhinged crazy person, but she found ze idol and I love 'er and I still want to keep 'er around anyway.