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Title: Épisode Dix: Mourning un Chien
Post by: Hercule Poirot on July 19, 2020, 05:10:12 pm
Today we memorialize un pauvre chien

M. Cheddar, eet was a pleasure to meet you zis game. I am sad to see you go, because I think we could 'ave 'ad a 'ighly productive relationship moving forward and no one would 'ave known zat I secretly told you about ze vote on M. Chase before eet 'appened.

I'm so sorry zat you went 'ome after surviving a truly 'orrible tribe. You deserved better. You should still be in ze game.

I'm glad in a way zat eet was not M. Kennedy, and I think zat you might 'ave targeted Mlle Hopps, which would 'ave put me in an uncomfortable situation. But eet ees sad to lose a connection nonezeless, especially since I already 'ave so few on ze other tribe.
Title: Re: Épisode Dix: Mourning un Chien
Post by: Hercule Poirot on July 19, 2020, 05:11:22 pm
I also know zat I wasn't always ze kindest to you in my confessional, but I did grow fond of you on SVU. We will always 'ave zat experience.
Title: Re: Épisode Dix: Mourning un Chien
Post by: Hercule Poirot on July 19, 2020, 05:30:42 pm
Also if Mlle Garcia ees American, I am wrong about my guess. Ees she maybe...

Spoiler
Adorabebs???
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Title: Re: Épisode Dix: Mourning un Chien
Post by: Hercule Poirot on July 19, 2020, 08:48:33 pm
Quote from: Mlle Hopps
Potentially controversial spitball.

Lennie, thoughts on purposefully doing poorly here to protect Leon and make use of the idol ourselves?

I mean y'all can control the narrative and we can idol out whoever we want. Especially if the vote starts and Lennie goes, yup I'm sick of being allied with Judy and everyone is like "Omg I love drama lets do it" and then we like idol out someone like Jake.

Nick got back to me, Jake has not by the by.

I just worry as Leon has only potential friends in Scruff and Grouch who have both had time with the others in that group. He may not make it through one more.

Ahhhhhhhhhh no no no no no no no.

Bad plan. Bad plan.

I knew she try things like zis. And I know who she ees, so eet makes sense, but no no no no no no no no

Not smart. Abort mission.

I know she wants to play ze idol. I know she wants to make an exciting move. But zis ees such an awful plan, mon Dieu.

I will be furious if she throws ze challenge and sends me 'ome. And even if she doesn't, and we get out M. Peralta, at what cost does eet come?
Title: Re: Épisode Dix: Mourning un Chien
Post by: Hercule Poirot on July 19, 2020, 08:57:11 pm
She apparently already competed. I don't know if she threw. Eet would not surprise me.

Uggh zis ally. Ze sad thing ees I knew exactly what I was getting into with 'er, but still. She can't sit still. Losing all of zose challenges was a blessing in disguise for 'er.
Title: Re: Épisode Dix: Mourning un Chien
Post by: Hercule Poirot on July 19, 2020, 09:00:00 pm
Ze sad thing ees Mlle Hopps ees ze person M. Kennedy cares about ze least of our alliance, and yet, despite knowing she might be a target, she considered throwing.

You can't say ze lapin ees not a good ally, but ma foi, don't do so much!
Title: Re: Épisode Dix: Mourning un Chien
Post by: Hercule Poirot on July 19, 2020, 09:57:13 pm
Quote from: M. Briscoe
It's a corny name and also honestly doesn't carry the best connotation in my mind? Also it kinda makes me think of Jake as Nick Wilson (which he might be flattered by but I wouldn't mean in a flattering way).

M. Briscoe destroying both M. Peralta AND M. Wilson hahahahahhahahahha

M. Jake "Good Old Boy" Peralta
Title: Re: Épisode Dix: Mourning un Chien
Post by: Hercule Poirot on July 19, 2020, 11:32:39 pm
M. Briscoe ees

Spoiler
het. Off chance of Scoots, but I really think 'e ees het.
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Title: Re: Épisode Dix: Mourning un Chien
Post by: Hercule Poirot on July 20, 2020, 04:43:57 pm
M. Kennedy will be good at zis challenge I think. I know 'e 'as lived in Saudi Arabia.

Ze only currency I would know would be Vietnamese dong, apart from ze obvious ones.
Title: Re: Épisode Dix: Mourning un Chien
Post by: Hercule Poirot on July 20, 2020, 06:46:17 pm
Zis ees not great.

I want to push to get ze vote on M. Wilde, but I'm not sure zat I can safely do zat. Alternatively I could just let zem vote in Mlle Hopps, and zen 'ave 'er idol M. Wile out of ze game. Zat might be better.
Title: Re: Épisode Dix: Mourning un Chien
Post by: Hercule Poirot on July 20, 2020, 07:03:35 pm
Quote from: M. Peralta
From there, the core of the BAU seems to want to work together. Nick and Penelope approached me about post-tribal collaboration, and I would like to bring you along.

I am not ze sort, monsieur, to be brought along. If anything, I will bring you along, and zen I will cut you. But if you underestimate Hercule Poirot, zen you do so at your own peril.
Title: Re: Épisode Dix: Mourning un Chien
Post by: Hercule Poirot on July 20, 2020, 07:59:51 pm
Quote from: M. Peralta
As far as I can tell, things remain in flux, monsieur. Nothing is yet cast in stone.

Allow me to be frank.

Nick and Penelope are firmly allied, and are disinclined to vote for either you or I. I have also dissuaded them from considering Lennie.

Lennie and I were allied in the 27th, and at least for my part I am not considering him. Nor have I heard anyone mention his name. He seems indifferent to most BAUers, but is very wary of being on what he sees as being on the losing side.

Lucifer remains somewhat of an enigma to me, but appears to have reached out to the safety line thrown to him by his fellow BAUers. Going forward, I don't think he has the groundwork for long-term survival.

I quite like both you and Judy, but consider the carnage of the SVU as well as the survivors of it and the 99th. Grouch Cop and Lucifer have both made new pacts with allies from the BAU, and seem poised to move on from there. Cheddar is gone, and Quentin was...well, never really there. I have made some headway with Judy, but I don't think anyone else really has. Mon ami, you have made friends where most were anticipating an opponent. I myself was quite prepared to face obdurate opposition, and you have been perhaps the most pleasant surprise of the game. I think you would personally be best served to take the hand being offered to you, and evolve into a new paradigm.

So to sum up, I am going to talk to talk to Lennie about this, but it very much looks like it is down to Lucifer and Judy, with the former BAU appearing unified. Going into the merge, I would rather have you as a friend than alienate you.

Zis ees such a bad message. I love 'ow 'e ees giving me advice, as if I need eet from 'im. And 'ow 'e says eet ees down to M. Morningstar or Mlle Hopps, and zose are ze only options. What if I don't want zose to be ze options though? Why should I 'ave to just go along with what you say?

'E ees right though zat I do 'ave to worry about eet damaging ze relationships zat I 'ave formed, and zat I 'ave done a good job ingratiating myself with zese people. I don't think voting out M. Wilde ees throwing zat away.
Title: Re: Épisode Dix: Mourning un Chien
Post by: Hercule Poirot on July 20, 2020, 09:04:27 pm
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Also can I just say 'ow sketchy eet ees zat M. Wilde ees giving information about ze idol to someone who 'e supposedly ees okay with voting out? Because based on what 'e ees saying to me, either Mlle Hopps or M. Morningstar going ees fine, but if zat ees really ze case, wouldn't you want M. Lucifer to not 'ave found ze idol? Eet doesn't really make sense.

I think even entertaining M. Lucifer was just a smokescreen, and zey were always set on Mlle Hopps.

I just sent zis in our group chat.

I would not be shocked at all if zis was a 4-3 vote on Mlle Hopps, and she idoled correctly and sent M. Wilde 'ome. Eet would even make me 'appy in some ways zat we used eet correctly, though eet ees fun to not need ze idol at all and still play eet.

But ze fact zat zey apparently know about ze idol too ees worrying. I was around ten seconds faster zan Mlle Hopps at voting, but currently ze plan ees for me to unvote so zat Mlle Hopps can play ze idol on 'erself.

If we lose by zose ten seconds, I will be upset. And I'm not unvoting until I absolutely 'ave to.
Title: Re: Épisode Dix: Mourning un Chien
Post by: Hercule Poirot on July 20, 2020, 09:16:37 pm
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So on the subject of my role staying hidden, if it turns out the vote appears to be solidly on Judy, should I just vote that way knowing that the idol will likely be played (and if it isn't, well then it wouldn't have made a difference?)? I don't bring this up lightly, I never want to cast a vote for an ally even if it's negated, but it could help maintain lines of communication I can use to bring us back information later. Let me know what you think (Judy especially).

Honestly? Not a 'orrible plan. If we got beaten to ze punch with ze idol, zat would suck, naturellement, but eet would achieve zat at least and create some distance between M. Briscoe and I.

Eet leaves Mlle Hopps and I out to dry in a way, since we will stand out like sore thumbs come merge, but eet could potentially give us a lot of distance moving forward into ze merge, which would not be an entirely bad thing. Maybe short-term makes ze early merge dangerous, but long-term could yield amazing benefits.

But eet's also ze sort of move zat ees incredibly showy and makes eet 'arder to justify taking M. Briscoe to ze end. I'm not scared of losing ze final vote, and I think I 'ave done a good job so far and played a strong game zat would be worthy of winning, but if I 'ad ze choice, would I take M. Briscoe at zis point? I'm not sure. I never anticipated 'aving ze choice, but a plan like zis could open up possiblities.
Title: Re: Épisode Dix: Mourning un Chien
Post by: Hercule Poirot on July 20, 2020, 09:27:05 pm
My fear, and maybe zis ees paranoia talking, ees zat zey suspect ze idol ees being played on Mlle Hopps, so zey move ze votes on to me. I think I've worked Mlle Garcia to ze point where she would not be willing to do zat, but eet ees always a worry.

And especially if I gave up a successful idol play on myself and went 'ome, zat would be truly horrible. So not making any decisions at zis time.
Title: Re: Épisode Dix: Mourning un Chien
Post by: Hercule Poirot on July 20, 2020, 09:47:24 pm
Mlle Hopps ees doing so much. Why ees she like zis?

She said she confronted M. Peralta about 'ow zey 'ave ze same friends and 'e ees making zis 'arder on both of zem. She's such a ridiculous person. But I love 'er
Title: Re: Épisode Dix: Mourning un Chien
Post by: Hercule Poirot on July 20, 2020, 10:22:06 pm
M. Peralta seems to 'ave been convinced to vote M. Wilde! Either zat or 'e knows M. Wilde ees playing an idol and 'e ees letting us vote into eet.

I 'ad very leetle to do with 'is conversion. All of ze credit should go to M. Briscoe and Mlle Hopps for zeir role in eet. Eet ees honestly masterful play to be able to take a tribe like zis and forge a unanimous vote, so props to zem. I'm dealing with some great players 'ere, especially M. Briscoe.

Mlle Hopps 'as 'er moments of good play. She just needs to tone down ze 'orrible moments in between.
Title: Re: Épisode Dix: Mourning un Chien
Post by: Hercule Poirot on July 21, 2020, 10:37:28 am
Quote from: M. Briscoe
It's absolutely incredible to me how Penelope and Nick can hold Lucifer in such low regard as an ally and yet expect him to vote with them? Penelope is asking me if I think Jake's on board with the Nick plan because to her he's waffling between Lucifer and Judy, and she thinks the votes are potentially on her side, which can only mean she thinks Lucifer is voting with her against Judy?? I think they must just assume Lucifer is "anyone but me", which isn't far off, but when people are talking about "well it's between Lucifer and Judy", and the three of us are saying Nick, Lucifer doesn't have to be a genius to figure out it's his ostensible allies who are debating voting him out.

Zis sums up zeir problem so well. If you say to me "well I'd either like to vote out your closest ally or ze swing vote, but I 'aven't made up my mind yet", you can 'ardly blame me for taking zat to ze swing vote and saying 'ey, zey are considering voting you out! So zey either should 'ave committed to blindsiding M. Morningstar (and maybe we would 'ave taken eet, though granted we did 'ave our votes on M. Wilde already due to ze idol), or zey should 'ave never mentioned M. Morningstar as an option and should 'ave just went with taking out Mlle Hopps and not given us zat ammunition.
Title: Re: Épisode Dix: Mourning un Chien
Post by: Hercule Poirot on July 21, 2020, 10:38:35 am
Of course M. Peralta eventually flipped anyway, but 'e only did zat after M. Morningstar already 'ad, so 'e may 'ave just seen which way ze wind was blowing.
Title: Re: Épisode Dix: Mourning un Chien
Post by: Hercule Poirot on July 21, 2020, 10:43:03 am
Quote from: Mlle Hopps
It has become public that Nick is the vote and that there are at least four votes on him.

Also Mlle Hopps using passive voice 'ere ees fantastique. What she means ees zat she told M. Wilde zat ze vote was 4-3 on him hahahhahaha. Zese things don't just 'appen, Mlle Hopps. We all know you are ze one who spilled zat.

She also ees now somewhat pitching a move on M. Peralta, but I think she can be moved off of eet. She ees such a fou and I love eet. Just an absolute crazy person. I find 'er 'ighly entertaining. I 'ope ze spectateurs enjoy 'er as much as I do. I'm going to try to keep 'er around for a long time just for my own amusement.
Title: Re: Épisode Dix: Mourning un Chien
Post by: Hercule Poirot on July 21, 2020, 10:45:39 am
Oh and Mlle Hopps also 'as told everyone about ze tiger idol. What a delightful person.
Title: Re: Épisode Dix: Mourning un Chien
Post by: Scully and Hitchcock on July 21, 2020, 12:42:55 pm
HITCHCOCK: Thank you so much for saving Mable.
SCULLY: Mable is what he calls his favorite toilet seat.  Thank you so much for rescuing Gloria.
HITCHCOCK: Gloria is Scully's girl.  And by girl I mean toilet seat.  She's in the stall right next door to Mable.
SCULLY: Anyway, sorry you haven't seen us lately.  We've been getting... reacquainted.
HITCHCOCK: We're here now though!  So can you please catch us up on your game so far?  Give us the full debriefing!
SCULLY: Well, maybe not the full debriefing.  Maybe just a few sentences.
HITCHCOCK: Three sentences or less, please!
Title: Re: Épisode Dix: Mourning un Chien
Post by: Hercule Poirot on July 21, 2020, 02:03:46 pm
Alors, at ze start of ze game, I was in a strong alliance with M. Grouch and Mlle Hopps, but I knew zat Mlle Hopps was an unhinged crazy person and wanted to work with 'er anyway. Zen I swapped and got into a four-person alliance with M. Briscoe, Mlle Hopps, and M. Kennedy called "LL 'Cule J", and my tribe proceeded to lose every single challenge and vote everyone else on ze tribe who was not in zat alliance off. Now I 'ave swapped again and I got into an alliance with M. Peralta, who ees with everyone, and M. Briscoe, my true closest ally in ze game, and Mlle Judy ees once again being an unhinged crazy person, but she found ze idol and I love 'er and I still want to keep 'er around anyway.
Title: Re: Épisode Dix: Mourning un Chien
Post by: Scully and Hitchcock on July 21, 2020, 02:14:01 pm
HITCHCOCK: Are you a Frenchman, Poirot?  Interesting fact, my buddy Scully here actually is fluent in French.  Scully, respond to Poirot here for us.
SCULLY:  Okay. (clears throat) Merci.
Title: Re: Épisode Dix: Mourning un Chien
Post by: Hercule Poirot on July 21, 2020, 03:06:50 pm
I am actually Belgian, mes amis, but eet ees no matter. De rien, M. Scully.
Title: Re: Épisode Dix: Mourning un Chien
Post by: Hercule Poirot on July 21, 2020, 03:32:23 pm
I don't know if I should undo my vote and let Mlle Hopps be idoled. I don't think she needs eet, and eet would be 'orrible to do so and zen go 'ome.

She told me to leave eet on 'er, so until she says otherwise I will not unvote.
Title: Re: Épisode Dix: Mourning un Chien
Post by: Hercule Poirot on July 21, 2020, 04:18:26 pm
Mlle Hopps wants me to unvote, which I am comfortable doing. I do not think zat ze vote ees on me. If I went 'ome after 'aving ze chance to be Immune, eet would be 'orrible, but eet ees not really my idol to play anyway.

With zat said, I'm going to wait until closer to deadline just to see if I get any weird feelings.
Title: Re: Épisode Dix: Mourning un Chien
Post by: Hercule Poirot on July 21, 2020, 04:53:30 pm
I am so much more paranoid 'ere zan I should be, I think because I know I currently 'ave ze idol on myself and eet would be so 'orrible to go 'ome when I could 'ave been safe. But I don't think eet would be me, I think ze target would be M. Briscoe over me. And ze only way eet 'appens if ees M. Wilde some'ow 'ad an idol.

I don't know why Mlle Hopps felt ze need to include M. Wilde though in ze plan to vote 'im off, eet makes everything so much more stressful. For ze sake of my relationship with 'er, I should probably just give 'er ze idol like I said I would. Eet really ees hers, after all.
Title: Re: Épisode Dix: Mourning un Chien
Post by: Hercule Poirot on July 21, 2020, 04:53:51 pm
Although if I am honest, I think she would work with me either way.
Title: Re: Épisode Dix: Mourning un Chien
Post by: Hercule Poirot on July 21, 2020, 04:58:17 pm
If I die 'ere, honestly good for M. Wilde. I think eet would be a funny way to go. And zis way Mlle Hopps ees guaranteed to continue blessing ze game with 'er presence.