Welcome to your confessional!

[Holly Short]

Oh my! Who do we have here? A new officer joining the ranks?

Well thank the fairy heavens for that! The last new recruit we had was Sherly and he’s still bumbling about thinking of himself as a consulting detective. Pff!

Anyway, where was I? Oh yes!

Welcome! We’re excited to have you here.

This is your confessional, where you can post whatever you want. Your thoughts, your ideas, your deepest, darkest feelings! No evidence can be used against you here.

Please make a post in this thread to confirm that you’re still up for the task of joining the force. I wish you the best of luck!

[Paul Blart]

Hello!

[Paul Blart]

This is a test.  I'm a boomer and don't want to get called out for it and I want to make sure the forum won't let me look like a boomer.

[Paul Blart]

News flash: the forum will make me look like a boomer.  Anyone want to try and figure out what in my test post tells me that?

[Joss Carter]

News flash: the forum will make me look like a boomer.  Anyone want to try and figure out what in my test post tells me that?

Two spaces after a period?

LIKE GOD INTENDED?

[Paul Blart]

THERE ARE DOZENS OF US!

[Heiji Hattori]

News flash: the forum will make me look like a boomer.  Anyone want to try and figure out what in my test post tells me that?

What's a boomer?

[Paul Blart]

News flash: the forum will make me look like a boomer.  Anyone want to try and figure out what in my test post tells me that?

What's a boomer?

I'm gonna assume you're genuinely asking this, a boomer (Baby Boomer) is technically someone born between roughly the end of World War II and 1963, but the term is used generally as something demeaning to old people (ie. "Why do all these boomers not know how to use a computer?").  Putting two spaces after a sentence is something that originated as a best practice for people using typewriters.  So I'm using the term to refer to my doing really old-timey things even though I was born well after 1963.

[Heiji Hattori]

Ah, I understand. Do you think that having an older character would be a challenge in this game?

[Paul Blart]

No, I'm referring to the real-life people at their keyboards playing this game

[Scooby-Doo]

You can't solve this all by yourself, with out a raggy who would be your second in command?