Round 1 - What the fuck have I done

[The Robster]

There was one time when the mods made me play as an ugly character... It was after that game that I decided I wouldn't play another non-anonymous game.

I lol'd

[The Robster]

That's good you don't have to see him, they say too much exposure to Trump supporters makes your poop turn orange.

I lol'd but also gross

[The Robster]

I'm worried about our tribe, I feel like I've seen everyone on the other tribe but there's people on our tribe who have barely shown up or haven't shown up at all.

[The Robster]

If I were playing 'guess the alliance' it's gotta be Don Pianta/Viola/me/Paulie Walnuts, and we'd probably vote out the person who hasn't shown up yet because they're lack of being here is going to tank our score.

[The Robster]

O-ren Ishii finally showed up but they don't PM well so far. But neither does half the tribe. So who knows what will happen now.

[The Robster]

I think I got as high as I'm going to get for the idol and I didn't get it so that kind of sucks, means someone else has already gotten a pretty high score.

[The Robster]

The idol will be tricky to play around, but at least we know it's out there!

[Snowman]

Is there anything you would like to happen? Are you planning to make things happen? What's the haps?

[The Robster]

I would like to see someone who isn't me go, and I'm planning to make that happen by PMing everyone and staying active. I believe that all I will have to do to navigate this tribe is staying active. It might be time to try and up the charm and see if I can try to get closer to the people I want to get closer to.

Nothing is really happening.

[The Robster]

Gloomhaven!  I don't actually know anything about that either lol

Sorry to cut this short, but we really should start talking game now.  There's time for board games, but we can save that for later.  Anything on your mind?

This person is adorable

We haven't even gone to tribal yet keep it in your pants

[Snowman]

I know your puzzle probably solves out to

Spoiler

When you're here, you're family.

[close]

but I want you to know that I thought it was

Spoiler

When you'se here, you'se family.

[close]

and I can't stop laughing about it.

[The Robster]

Was tempted to change it

[The Robster]

I don't know if I mentioned this but Pauly is trying to form an alliance of me, Viola, him, and don pianta, which sounds good to me.

It's a little early, but why not.

[The Robster]

Right now O-ren is at least trying to have a conversation, so if I have my way I'd want Kaito to go first.

[Snowman]

Interrogation Time with Snowman

Greetings [insert player name here], I'm sure you are so very busy with your plotting and scheming, but if you have just a second, I have some burning questions for you and we need your answers.

1) Do you have a personal goal or hope for this game? What are you here for: fun, winning, redemption, self-discovery? What should we watch your confessional space for?

2) Of the characters in the game, including your own, which are your top five favourites and why?

3) If you had to leave for an extended weekend and needed someone to watch your cat, which of your tribemates would you trust to at least think about checking in? Are you someone your tribemates could trust to watch their cats? Do you like cats?

4) Who do you most want to work with in this tribe? Who do you want to drop in the nearest firepit? Is there anybody you want to try to get closer to? Is there anybody you want to distance from?

5) What question should we ask you to get a better sense of you as a player? Ask yourself here and answer it.

Thank you for your time, I know you have challenges and PMs to attend to and your time is precious. I hope you appreciate these individualized questions that were not copy-pasted to everyone.

~Snowman