Orca? This! is! Dance of the Title Fairy!

ZONEACE · Post Post #14 (isolation #0) » Thu Mar 06, 2008 12:56 pm

Erg0 wrote:Guardian's other notable attribute would be his tendency to flip out when wagoned (e.g. Big Love, an ongoing game that I know Thok will recognise, and I believe there's at least one more).

"Warning: Contents May Explode Under Pressure" is my first thought, but that's probably too wordy.

how bout Warning:Explosive Under Pressure

ZONEACE · Post Post #38 (isolation #1) » Fri Mar 07, 2008 6:23 pm

Miztef wrote:lol, cute, but I am gay, so I'd have to take some offense to that.

right then, so negative nancy boy it is.

ZONEACE · Post Post #44 (isolation #2) » Sat Mar 08, 2008 1:00 am

Oman wrote:
Miztef wrote: I think the "Nancy" part is a double-edged sword, unfortunately used as a derogatory word for gay men, but works given this context. I personally wouldn't mind it, but I think it could be interpreted too badly.
This is perhaps a horribly annoying overreaction.

you think. god im demonstrated being an at times overlysensetive homosexual and i thought it was hillarious.

ZONEACE · Post Post #46 (isolation #3) » Sat Mar 08, 2008 1:39 am

I took it well because it was hillarious.

ZONEACE · Post Post #56 (isolation #4) » Sat Mar 08, 2008 5:07 pm

Nominate Dead Riki for Full of Flavor

ZONEACE · Post Post #168 (isolation #5) » Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:59 am

I too agree with shea. Excuse me while i set fire to myself.

ZONEACE · Post Post #175 (isolation #6) » Thu Mar 27, 2008 12:09 pm

NO one made a flaming homosexual joke? god, and i set it up so perfectly.

ZONEACE · Post Post #260 (isolation #7) » Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:05 pm

weak sauce.

ZONEACE · Post Post #339 (isolation #8) » Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:39 am

Thok wrote:
Rishi wrote:It seems I don't get a title either. Poor meerkat.
Thok's had a bad week. Thok will try to catch up on this thread tomorrow.

Thok on, fellow scummers.

go thok yourself

ZONEACE · Post Post #445 (isolation #9) » Tue May 06, 2008 8:05 pm

or you could find people who want to have thier title changed.

ZONEACE · Post Post #474 (isolation #10) » Fri May 09, 2008 4:20 am

Thestatusquo wrote:As a compromise:

Nominate zoneface for fairy

I'm actually not opposed to this.

ZONEACE · Post Post #485 (isolation #11) » Fri May 09, 2008 6:50 am

im ok with shea's version (ain't is an annoying word and double negatives are the work of creatures we can't talk about.)

ZONEACE · Post Post #488 (isolation #12) » Fri May 09, 2008 10:14 am

Oman wrote:ZONEACE -
Ucking Aggot

(P.s. Sorry if I cross a line here with you ZONEACE, hope you see the humour in it )

that's hillarious, which means it will likely be vetoed by thok.

ZONEACE · Post Post #518 (isolation #13) » Mon May 12, 2008 11:50 am

so is mine gonna get added to the front page or not?

ZONEACE · Post Post #527 (isolation #14) » Wed May 14, 2008 8:00 am

could i get some sort of acceptence or veto on mine?

ZONEACE · Post Post #533 (isolation #15) » Wed May 14, 2008 11:25 am

ShadowLurker wrote:Laming Airy is not as good.

Laming Aggot maybe instead of Ucking Aggot but Airy just kills the title.

ok, I agree with jathan, which means I have to go set fire to myself.

ZONEACE · Post Post #535 (isolation #16) » Wed May 14, 2008 11:35 am

dahill1 wrote:
Thok wrote:I'd like to hear an explanation for dahill's.
i am jewish, hence "bagel"

Yeah, but I'm not jewish and I like bagels with schmear and some lox.

ZONEACE · Post Post #537 (isolation #17) » Wed May 14, 2008 11:40 am

ahh, well that explains. That place is a clufu of senselessness.

ZONEACE · Post Post #540 (isolation #18) » Wed May 14, 2008 11:47 am

ShadowLurker wrote:Laming Aggot will be interpreted as Laming Laggot by people who are OFFENDED as I hate lamers in online games who don't take damage when you've clearly shot them cause they're Laggots.

is there any part of this post that's in english?

ZONEACE · Post Post #545 (isolation #19) » Wed May 14, 2008 12:01 pm

Thok wrote:
Mastermind of Sin wrote:Ucking Aggot is clearly censored, so there shouldn't be any problem using it.
It's only censored for people who are clueless.

isn't the entire reason censoring exists to benefit clueless people?

ZONEACE · Post Post #547 (isolation #20) » Wed May 14, 2008 12:06 pm

Obviously they're the same person that's too clueless to get past the censoring of Ucking Aggot.

ZONEACE · Post Post #576 (isolation #21) » Thu May 15, 2008 10:53 am

Yosarian2 wrote:Ukking Aggot is a terrible idea for a title. Sorry, but I've got to agree with Thok on this one. I mean, can you imagine trying to explain that to a newbie?

"No, no, you don't get to choose your own title. No, Zoneace didn't choose that title for himself, we gave it to him. Oh, no, you don't understand; it's ok if WE call HIM a faggot because he's gay. Get it? Oh, and btw, if you call someone a faggot in GD, we'll ban you. "

Yuck.

As for my title...eh, I've got no problem with something about agreeing with Yosarian being there, if someone can come up with a good joke for it. That's your guys jobs, though, I'm not going to suggest a title for myself.

if you weren't completely wrong on EVERY LEVEL I might agree with you.

ZONEACE · Post Post #578 (isolation #22) » Thu May 15, 2008 11:03 am

Thestatusquo wrote:Well, like, I see where he's coming from with the newbie thing...

I still think "there's no F in fairy" is clever, is a nice add on to his current title, and isn't really offensive at all.

Right, but Ucking Aggot isn't offensive either, it's hillarious. Fucking Faggot is offensive and uninteresting.

ZONEACE · Post Post #580 (isolation #23) » Thu May 15, 2008 11:37 am

Uck 'em

ZONEACE · Post Post #582 (isolation #24) » Thu May 15, 2008 11:40 am

shaft.ed wrote:I think you guys are missing the point that to ZONEACE it's not a bug it's a feature. The idea of being able to piss people off without even having to post must be tantilizing.

I have wet dreams about that.

ZONEACE · Post Post #612 (isolation #25) » Fri May 16, 2008 11:20 am

What the hell sort of title is Nominate: Annoying Lurker for myself?

ZONEACE · Post Post #794 (isolation #26) » Tue May 27, 2008 3:40 pm

Thok wrote:
Pie_is_good wrote:I think the best title for Natirasha would be "Bible Thumper"

I
could be
am certainly wrong, though.
Fixed that for you.

Remember back in the day when people wanted to give hasdgfas a title about his repressing homosexual thoughts? Remember how much worse those titles would have been than "Moo"?

Nominate Hasdgfas for HoMoo

ZONEACE · Post Post #817 (isolation #27) » Fri May 30, 2008 6:05 pm

since someone died and made shea queen for the day.

ZONEACE · Post Post #837 (isolation #28) » Sat May 31, 2008 5:34 pm

Andycyca wrote:I agree with cicero

it doesn't count unless there's a sign

ZONEACE · Post Post #881 (isolation #29) » Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:15 pm

my inability to read has caused me to look like a dipshit.

ZONEACE · Post Post #913 (isolation #30) » Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:40 pm

Nominate Brandi for Art School Dropout

ZONEACE · Post Post #919 (isolation #31) » Tue Jun 03, 2008 1:39 pm

Adel wrote:
Rogue Shenanigans wrote:
Nominate Adel for "The Femslash Slasher"
you aren't going to beat "Crystalline Logick".

logic is to logick as magic is to magick

So wait, logick is only used by pseudo-intellectual, pretentious gas bags?

ZONEACE · Post Post #1070 (isolation #32) » Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:26 am

Alabaska J wrote:
Or maybe I fail at life.

probably

ZONEACE · Post Post #1327 (isolation #33) » Mon Jul 14, 2008 6:10 pm

man you REALLY suck at this

ZONEACE · Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:40 am

^^^^those

ZONEACE · Post Post #1409 (isolation #35) » Sat Jul 26, 2008 6:40 pm

Cyberbob wrote:Starts with 'b' and rhymes with 'manhammer'.

bock? bick? bchlong?

ZONEACE · Post Post #1483 (isolation #36) » Fri Aug 01, 2008 7:09 am

This thread has been full of so much fail lately, of course, most of that is alabaska

ZONEACE · Post Post #1485 (isolation #37) » Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:07 am

Alabaska J wrote:
ZONEACE wrote:This thread has been full of so much fail lately, of course, most of that is alabaska
god you are so gay you have started pmsing

See, Shea is funny, you're just stupid.

ZONEACE · Post Post #1488 (isolation #38) » Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:30 am

no I'm just biased cause you're retarded

ZONEACE · Post Post #1500 (isolation #39) » Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:50 pm

so its a cesspool?

ZONEACE · Post Post #1620 (isolation #40) » Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:20 pm

OMG, someone get the gun, take him out back and put him down.

ZONEACE · Post Post #1627 (isolation #41) » Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:27 pm

third, obviously

ZONEACE · Post Post #1629 (isolation #42) » Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:56 pm

Shouldn't you be making a votecount somewhere?

ZONEACE · Post Post #1631 (isolation #43) » Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:40 am

second

ZONEACE · Post Post #1675 (isolation #44) » Mon Aug 25, 2008 1:59 am

Does anyone ever really add anything to this thread?

ZONEACE · Post Post #1706 (isolation #45) » Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:06 am

now now guys. Kiss and make up. Yeah, that's it. slowly. now put your hand on his...oh shit, sorry, I got distracted, where was I?

ZONEACE · Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:13 am

Nominate Alabaska J for Banned

ZONEACE · Post Post #1790 (isolation #47) » Thu Sep 11, 2008 2:07 pm

Killah Nine wrote:
Simenon wrote:No thanks.

yo
accept it yo

you are the most useless sock puppet ever.

ZONEACE · Post Post #1797 (isolation #48) » Fri Sep 12, 2008 1:35 pm

Oman wrote: AHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK!

I had the same reaction.

ZONEACE · Post Post #1799 (isolation #49) » Fri Sep 12, 2008 4:43 pm

Killah Nine wrote: itz called mockahry yo. ah am makin fun uv white peeps by sayin 'no u' lol

Isn't it time to put this sad, pathetic gimmick out of its misery? We've got military people on this board. They probably have guns. Why don't you take it out back, shoot it and try to be more creative next time.

ZONEACE · Wed Sep 17, 2008 10:25 pm

HackerHuck wrote:
Alabaska J wrote:...But seriously, he is basically the mafiascum GD version of an oldfag. That's my two cents anyway.
What on earth does this mean?

I believe he's calling Sim an elderly homosexual.

ZONEACE · Post Post #1822 (isolation #51) » Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:18 am

second

ZONEACE · Post Post #1829 (isolation #52) » Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:25 pm

Some of us are normal and have no clue what chanspeak is. So explanations are useful.

ZONEACE · Post Post #1832 (isolation #53) » Thu Sep 18, 2008 2:19 pm

Adel wrote:
ZONEACE wrote:Some of us are normal and have no clue what chanspeak is. So explanations are useful.
it is from the forum at 4chan, which was like somethingaweful for people who can't adhere to the social norms of SA.

Wait, there are people who can't adhere to the social norms of a mongoloid jungle outpost?

ZONEACE · Post Post #1835 (isolation #54) » Thu Sep 18, 2008 2:34 pm

4chan is proof positive that the US should not have stopped with Hiroshima and Nagasaki, but should have nuked the
entire island of Japan
off the face of the Earth.

Someone needs an update on their geography.

ZONEACE · Post Post #1839 (isolation #55) » Thu Sep 18, 2008 2:49 pm

Nominate DGB for Schizoid Embolism

ZONEACE · Post Post #1844 (isolation #56) » Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:23 am

BlakAdder wrote:
Nominate Lord Gurgi for Asshat inna Tophat

Sorry if someone else was gonna do that, but I just had to.

second, and various other things.

ZONEACE · Post Post #1860 (isolation #57) » Sun Sep 21, 2008 7:39 pm

Tamuz wrote:You seem to have that effect
in this thread
Alabaska

ZONEACE · Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:57 am

that was a cute little circle jerk popular and korts just had.

ZONEACE · Post Post #1873 (isolation #59) » Thu Sep 25, 2008 1:19 am

Expert Seeker

?

ZONEACE · Post Post #1879 (isolation #60) » Thu Sep 25, 2008 5:28 am

Oman wrote:Double posting is akin to masturbating at a circle jerk.

trust oman, he knows these things.

ZONEACE · Post Post #1885 (isolation #61) » Fri Sep 26, 2008 4:44 pm

Citizen Karne wrote:
populartajo wrote:Where's Alabaska when you need a title?
I'm new here, but even I know this is a bad idea.

win

ZONEACE · Post Post #1993 (isolation #62) » Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:41 am

StrangerCoug wrote:I'm fine without a title for right now. The last thing I want to do on this site is become an immature fame whore.

nominate StrangerCoug for: NotAlabaska

ZONEACE · Post Post #2132 (isolation #63) » Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:27 pm

Lord Gurgi wrote:When did titles stop being about the people they are for?

when we all got lazy

or when alabaska was born

i forget.

ZONEACE · Post Post #2134 (isolation #64) » Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:42 pm

Adel wrote:I missed you ZoneAce. I'm glad to see you posting again.

yeah i missed me too.

ZONEACE · Post Post #2174 (isolation #65) » Fri Dec 12, 2008 2:06 pm

Oman wrote:...last night when I was drunk as.

Drunk as what?

ZONEACE · Post Post #2176 (isolation #66) » Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:19 pm

Porochaz wrote:Its guess the word...

I guess ferret.

I was gonna say a Mick on any day of the week.

ZONEACE · Post Post #2222 (isolation #67) » Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:12 pm

Wow, it took it being posted like 4 times before i realized it was NOOSE magnet and not MOOSE magnet which was really confusing to me.

ZONEACE · Post Post #2226 (isolation #68) » Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:51 pm

an albatross in Golf is 3 under par (also known as a double eagle).

And I've always heard 4 strikes in a row referred to as a "Four Bagger"

ZONEACE · Post Post #2229 (isolation #69) » Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:04 pm

crywolf20084 wrote:
Lord Gurgi wrote:
crywolf20084 wrote:
UltimaAvalon wrote:Guess who still doesn't have his title

jeep wrote:Pshew, quite a list. I'll see if I can get them done before Xmas, but
no guarantees.

-JEEP

I don't have mine either so hold your horses.. Yeeeesh....
Some people have been waiting since before you joined the site.
I know hence my patients.

you're a doctor?

ZONEACE · Post Post #2238 (isolation #70) » Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:08 am

But seriously though, whay kind of doctor is Crywolf?

ZONEACE · Post Post #2257 (isolation #71) » Fri Dec 26, 2008 7:04 pm

Adel wrote:with all of these new titles I feel significantly less special. Thanks a lot jeep.

Nominate Adel for "Doesn't Need a Helmet"

ZONEACE · Post Post #2259 (isolation #72) » Fri Dec 26, 2008 7:30 pm

Lord Gurgi wrote:
ZONEACE wrote:
Adel wrote:with all of these new titles I feel significantly less special. Thanks a lot jeep.

Nominate Adel for "Doesn't Need a Helmet"
What about something less indirect, try
Speshul
.

Subtlty is funnier. Or at least smarter.

ZONEACE · Post Post #2261 (isolation #73) » Fri Dec 26, 2008 8:10 pm

Lord Gurgi wrote:
ZONEACE wrote:
Lord Gurgi wrote:
ZONEACE wrote:
Adel wrote:with all of these new titles I feel significantly less special. Thanks a lot jeep.

Nominate Adel for "Doesn't Need a Helmet"
What about something less indirect, try
Speshul
.
Subtlty is funnier. Or at least smarter.
Probably the latter. Doesn't need a helmet is a bit obscure.

look if you want to go for the direct idea than

nominate adel for NOT A RETARD

ZONEACE · Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:01 am

dont forget titles based on general confussion caused by one's screenname.

ZONEACE · Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:39 am

alvinz95 wrote:I'm sorry if I offended anyone, but I was just posting my opinion.

I know for a fact I'm not worthy of a title, but I thought roflcopter was. No need for snapping with sarcasm and attacks please.

POST MOAR BETAR

ZONEACE · Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:10 pm

Andycyca wrote:zoneace, farside commented on that post. BBM, TSQ and Oman praised it. I must be dreaming.

what did I do?

ZONEACE · Post Post #2344 (isolation #77) » Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:37 pm

Alabaska J wrote:i'll leave now

promises, promises.

ZONEACE · Post Post #2368 (isolation #78) » Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:07 pm

Thok wrote:
farside22 wrote:What doe Ma Beagle have to do with mafia? You people make me smile.
I think if you want mafia with mom.

Godmother
She's the matriarch of the Beagles boys, a group of criminal scum who want to steal Scrooge McDuck's gold.

Like I said, it's a bit obscure.

I got it, but yeah, one of the early nineties cartoons that wasn't quite as popular.

ZONEACE · Post Post #2374 (isolation #79) » Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:25 am

Oman wrote:Now here is the question that I will likely get slammed by someone for:

Do we let Farside pick her own out of the pool or say "up yours, its community!"

isn't it ultimately up to the receiving of the title to accept it? so she could just reject the one she doesn't want.

ZONEACE · Post Post #2379 (isolation #80) » Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:00 am

gorckat wrote:
Mafia Dearest
? (Not that she's a bad mommy )

please don't encourage her to start yelling about wire hangers.