Neon Genesis Orca Title Fairy: Dance Like You Want to Win!

[Mastin]

I nominate zwet for

World's smallest violin

For this posting style, and this: http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopi ... 27#1634027

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[Mastin]

By the way, I also nominate AceMarksman for the title of

Hit By a Torpedo

, for multiple reasons.
1: He's an ace marksman. To be hit by incoming fire is humiliating.
2: His scum

radar

has been known to be way off, and when your radar malfunctions, you're sure to be hit by a torpedo sooner or later.

[Mastin]

Also Vi got her name from the Roman numeral 6. Thusly she is 6.

Second.

[Mastin]

How about

Not the 6th VI

?

[Mastin]

I nominate Mastin for Paperback Writer. For his excessively long-winded posts. Search any one of his games for proof.

Hey, that's not fair. I'm learning to hold back.
(On a more serious note, this title is suiting due to how I came to write so long of posts--My hobby is writing novels, and my post length reflects that. Seriously, it has taken me days to write up some posts and the average length is roughly two hours per post [Now that I am holding back, though, {due to a few subtle hints here and there. Votes due to the length, active lurking accusation, and the flavor in scenes where I am night-killed}, this might be significantly lower--an hour. ]. Not my fault that I like to scum hunt via writing.)

By the way, the line in your sig...that wouldn't be due to 742, would it? (Sarcasm is dangerous)

Nominate: Unabridged

I know you're not allowed to self-nominate, but are you allowed to self-

third

? (It's a clever title)

[Mastin]

I nominate looker for "Speak of the Devil..." for this post in a game he wasn't playing. A player mistakenly referred to looker and he popped into the thread.

Lol.

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[Mastin]

Notouriusly Useful Neighbor

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[Mastin]

I was recently reminded of Medieval Mafia, which made me think of a title nomination I really want to make.

Nominate Camn for

Double vig

.
For being a three-shot dayvig and a vig-mason during the night, hence, granting Camn the powers of two vigs in one.
(Alternatively, Dayvig Mason Vig, something like that)

[Mastin]

I have a different suggestion for OGML:

OhGoodbyeMafiaLifeforms

That's just brilliant.

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[Mastin]

maybe Vel-Rahn Koon for Nanny, for his tremendous assistance with The Newbie Queue. If you want it cleverer, try

Koon-tchy cootchy coo

!

LOL! For the sheer hilariousness of that,

second

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After reading a few marathon games, I realized something: Millar has no title for those hilarious games.
How about we fix that?

Hilarity Ensues

?

[Mastin]

Understandable. We can wait.

[Mastin]

By the way, just an idea of mine:

Nominated

Empking's Alt

for the title of

Empking's Alt's Alt's Main

, due to Empking having the title of Empking's Alt's Alt.

[Mastin]

has enough posts

3/day, over 700,

and doesn't leave any stone unturned

Every game's the underworld with me, Mastin, playing due to me dissecting (scrutinizing, leaving no stone unturned) posts.

Do I qualify?

Later-in edit: If it wasn't apparently obvious, the above was a joke.

[Mastin]

Troll will Nominate MiteyMouse for

He's too nICe

. MiteyMouse does a fair amount of IC work and in the games of hers Troll has read being overly nice has been an issue that has come up a number of times. It also plays on the oft expressed "MiteyMouse is a she" which she seems to have to say at least once a game as she no has her gender displayed.

-Zorblag R`Lyeh

This is perfect.

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This is a

fourth

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[Mastin]

Nominate Looker for:

"oo" pronounced "ur"

(he tends to lurk a lot)

His play in some other games tends to disprove this, but he's done it in at least half of the games I've seen, so I

second

that nomination.

[Mastin]

Or vice-versa, and once they get a title, they'll lurk more often... :/

[Mastin]

Or we could just wait until there's an animal-based mafia (speaking of which, I'm planning a small large theme game which has animals as the roles in the future), force him to play, and "randomly" assign him a canine role.

[Mastin]

ok,

seconded

Third

Fourth

Aaaaand...

N'th.

[Mastin]

Nominate Imaginality for "Imaginery Mute"

Second.

[Mastin]

Well, why don't we nominate you for the title of "So..useful"? Unless you've got a better idea, don't ask for someone to nominate you for a title if you dislike the title suggestions.

[Mastin]

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. Clever and appropriate.

[Mastin]

What about a title representing a famouse detective

like Columbo, Sherlock Holmes, Kojak, Jessica Fletcher (although she was the SK in my book)

Yeah, you're definitely on to something here.

Nominate Vi for "Sherlock Holmes"

tajo - the T-1000 is definitely more of an SK/vig, despite the cop outfit. Doesn't really get across the "brilliant investigator" idea.

[Mastin]

I actually think that FL's current title is funnier.

[Mastin]

In Mafia 96, Kublai Khan was a mafia goon. He claimed miller at the start of D1, which (along with heavy distancing from a scumbuddy who was killed N1 by the other mafia group) allowed him to coast through to endgame without anyone really questioning his town status.

Had he not made this claim when he did, he surely would not have been long for that world, because he was investigated by the cop on Night 0. I think this feat of psychic ability deserves a title, although I haven't come up with a good one myself, so I am opening it up to the floor.

Considering how
-Khan got his revenge for 742 (TWICE. A: I was scum. B: I got lynched instead of him), where I was the cop, I think it'd be appropriate for some sort of title along those lines.

Revenge

,

Learned A Lesson

, or something else like that.

However, I also support Khan Man.

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I would also like to nominate Shikahake7 for the title of

Not Mastin's Alt

.
Let's take a look at some of Shika's habits in 804...

-Checked the thread well before it opened. (Not much; we all do it from time to time. Early-on scum hunting, right?)
-Uses Metagaming very early on, and makes it fairly strong. (Nothing, really. It's not *that* uncommon, right?)
-Hates the RVS (We all do, no?),
-So he tries to get out of it as quickly as possible. (Hey, don't we all?)
-Has a habit of OMGUS'ing. (Don't we all at some point? Umm...we do, right?)
-Shows great potential to be analytical (good talent to have),
-But I, personally, feel it is somewhat wasted on unusual logic (hey, we all have moments of unusual logic...errm...right? Right? Uhh...),
-And the fact that Shika gets emotional rather easily. (Not uncommon.)
-Likes long posts (hey, some people do; there's nothing unusual about this...umm...right?),
-And showed what appeared to be enough experience to make people ask if he was an alt. He explained that he had read up on previous games. (A very good trait that I recommend to everyone. I did it.)
-After I joined the game, he stated that many of the games he read were my own. (!)
-Purposefully plays scummily (!!),
-Because it is more fun that way (!!!).

...Yea......

[Mastin]

Lol. Kast's posts certainly have the length that made mine famous in that game. But people should keep in mind that these are what I was known for:

-Long posts (SOME long posts were rather logical, and did not cut. ...Just most of said posts were in my early MS Career. If someone does a 30-page in MSWord post, even if it's extremely logical, it's still a Mastin-type post, 'cause I was known for the length of my posts BEFORE the length WITH the butchering. If that makes sense. Probably not. )
-Butchering posts (Why on earth I was so arrogant, I have no clue, 'cause that's what made me do it. I just thought I was that good. 'Course, I wasn't.),
-Extreme Arrogance,
-Recklessness,
-Scum Claims,
-Self Voting,
-Lurking,
-And generally, anti-GAME behaviour. (Not Anti-Town. Anti-Game. Anti-town implies it benefits forces not of the town. It certainly did NOT. It was Anti-Game, meaning it benefits NOBODY.)

...And ANY of the above can be used to describe me. Any/all of them have been used as "Mastin-style".

(By Lorithia, I cry when I realize JUST how bad I was. Ah, well. Can't undo my mistakes.)

[Mastin]

Nominate Mastin for stylish

Second.

I think it is really mature of you to admit mistakes and be willing to work on being better. Kudos.

Not like I can, though. 6:20-7 pm, on Tuesdays and every other Thursday, not exactly a good way to actually prove it.
(Besides...being able to admit you made a mistake and actually being able to CORRECT it are two different things entirely. I know what I did wrong. But I've run through my head...how exactly would I play, if not the way I did?
Now, being a writer, I can envision many possibilities...but no matter how many times I tried, I always saw my style as imperfect, scummy in different ways. Meaning that I would've failed that hypo-game, regardless of alignment. In some, I was too serious, to the point of being anti-town. In others, I was far too light-hearted, not doing ENOUGH scum hunting. In others, despite TRYING to balance the two, I still imagined how hard it would be, and how many mistakes I could make.
I honestly fear what I'd do in a new game. As in, I fear I'd fail worse than what I had.)

I think I'll pass on the title.