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Post Post #88 (isolation #0) » Fri Jan 15, 2016 7:43 pm

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In post 16, Scorpious wrote:VOTE: hiplop

Because it isn't hip hop..

"Don't call it hip-hop, because it's really isn't
If you listen it's similar but just a little different
Rhythmically delivered lyrics over wicked beats
Are the end of this and hip-hop's similarities"

have you even seen my sig
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Post Post #89 (isolation #1) » Fri Jan 15, 2016 7:45 pm

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VOTE: political

Most likely contender for scum.
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Post Post #96 (isolation #2) » Fri Jan 15, 2016 10:34 pm

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ranger i cant read lane help me out

dude is natural scumbag IMO
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Post Post #128 (isolation #3) » Sat Jan 16, 2016 10:14 pm

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In post 105, Firebringer wrote:
In post 16, Scorpious wrote:VOTE: hiplop

Because it isn't hip hop..

"Don't call it hip-hop, because it's really isn't
If you listen it's similar but just a little different
Rhythmically delivered lyrics over wicked beats
Are the end of this and hip-hop's similarities"

This 100%, why is Hiplop still alive in this game?

fuck off
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Post Post #129 (isolation #4) » Sat Jan 16, 2016 10:14 pm

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VOTE: lane
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Post Post #130 (isolation #5) » Sat Jan 16, 2016 10:16 pm

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In post 83, itlepip wrote:I like this wagon a lot

VOTE: Phantom

this is a shit vote
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Post Post #131 (isolation #6) » Sat Jan 16, 2016 10:18 pm

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In post 98, Firebringer wrote:I don't have any tiny peaches.
But I consider since Hiplop is in this game he must be scum, especially with that new avatar

VOTE: Hiplop


what the fuck is this shit?
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Post Post #132 (isolation #7) » Sat Jan 16, 2016 10:20 pm

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In post 107, Ranger wrote:
hiplop wrote:ranger i cant read lane help me out
In general? Sorry, can't help you out there, mate. Don't know him.

In this game?

Just read him as scum and vote him. Trust me, you'll be golden.

my vote is trusting this + his shit vote on the other guy
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Post Post #133 (isolation #8) » Sat Jan 16, 2016 10:21 pm

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I want in a room with ranger, please and thanx
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Post Post #147 (isolation #9) » Sun Jan 17, 2016 12:26 pm

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In post 137, Flubbernugget wrote:Well that's more activity from hiplop than I've ever seen before

Town I guess?

You've only played with lazy hippo

I used to he good at this game and am slowly getting better
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Post Post #180 (isolation #10) » Sun Jan 17, 2016 10:21 pm

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In post 166, pignash wrote:
Get a room: ranger, phantom cobalt, flubbernugget


I can get behind this.

Hiplop, why such a negative reaction to FB so far? Doesn't seem different than normal to me.

cuz i think hes town and his stances are frustrating

itlepip is probably scum, lane, and I think political clout.
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Post Post #189 (isolation #11) » Mon Jan 18, 2016 4:58 am

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VOTE: itlepip

flash wagon gogogogo
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Post Post #202 (isolation #12) » Mon Jan 18, 2016 6:08 am

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I also want a firebringer room fwiw

and tbh I think this is still scumpip
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Post Post #232 (isolation #13) » Mon Jan 18, 2016 9:25 am

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phantom wagon is shifty af
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Post Post #240 (isolation #14) » Mon Jan 18, 2016 10:18 am

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VOTE: politics

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Post Post #241 (isolation #15) » Mon Jan 18, 2016 10:18 am

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ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ABOOOOOOOOOOOOOARRRRRRRRRRRRRD
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Post Post #258 (isolation #16) » Mon Jan 18, 2016 11:30 am

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i feel ignored
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Post Post #324 (isolation #17) » Mon Jan 18, 2016 1:42 pm

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phantom wagon remains the shittiest ive ever seen
VOTE: itlepip

plz follow suit
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Post Post #344 (isolation #18) » Mon Jan 18, 2016 1:55 pm

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grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrVOTE: str8from<3
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Post Post #393 (isolation #19) » Mon Jan 18, 2016 5:57 pm

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VOTE: pig
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Post Post #406 (isolation #20) » Wed Jan 20, 2016 8:51 pm

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shocked that lynch weent thru
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Post Post #413 (isolation #21) » Wed Jan 20, 2016 9:03 pm

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im obvious town get outta here
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Post Post #416 (isolation #22) » Wed Jan 20, 2016 9:07 pm

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sunshine and lvoe mann
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Post Post #423 (isolation #23) » Wed Jan 20, 2016 9:12 pm

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In post 418, Radiant Moonlight wrote:
In post 416, hiplop wrote:sunshine and lvoe mann



Ahoy matey!

If I set sail to the moon and totally block you, call me out on it k? Not psychic. Won't be offended.

Wanna lynch Pignash?

yes will do YARR HARR

and my cat is not scary!!!!

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Post Post #428 (isolation #24) » Wed Jan 20, 2016 9:17 pm

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I want a room :(
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Post Post #430 (isolation #25) » Wed Jan 20, 2016 9:18 pm

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I'd be fine with lynching ranger, actually.
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Post Post #434 (isolation #26) » Wed Jan 20, 2016 9:25 pm

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get a room hiplop radiant moonlight & ranger
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Post Post #436 (isolation #27) » Wed Jan 20, 2016 9:28 pm

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:( I just want friends
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Post Post #441 (isolation #28) » Wed Jan 20, 2016 9:32 pm

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im super obvious town
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Post Post #444 (isolation #29) » Wed Jan 20, 2016 9:34 pm

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get a (sexy) room hiplop rm
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Post Post #446 (isolation #30) » Wed Jan 20, 2016 9:40 pm

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thats what I thought too but I sheeped titus
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Post Post #447 (isolation #31) » Wed Jan 20, 2016 9:41 pm

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i want the 3way one then duh
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Post Post #455 (isolation #32) » Wed Jan 20, 2016 10:16 pm

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switch to the three one fire

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Post Post #457 (isolation #33) » Wed Jan 20, 2016 10:26 pm

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yep
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Post Post #570 (isolation #34) » Fri Jan 22, 2016 12:06 am

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wat
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Post Post #586 (isolation #35) » Fri Jan 22, 2016 7:54 am

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pignash is scum, I think!
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Post Post #644 (isolation #36) » Sun Jan 24, 2016 10:26 pm

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VOTE: startfronheart
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Post Post #653 (isolation #37) » Mon Jan 25, 2016 9:32 am

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That was essentially a prod dodge
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Post Post #656 (isolation #38) » Mon Jan 25, 2016 11:29 am

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In post 655, Flubbernugget wrote:would like to see pignash post before this wagon gets any bigger
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Post Post #676 (isolation #39) » Mon Jan 25, 2016 8:25 pm

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FUCK NO WHAT WAS THAT.

OMG
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Post Post #678 (isolation #40) » Mon Jan 25, 2016 10:11 pm

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Post Post #679 (isolation #41) » Mon Jan 25, 2016 10:22 pm

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"The Safety Dance"

We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well, they're no friends of mine

Say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind

And we can dance
Or sing!

We can go when we want to
The night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
And surprise 'em with the victory cry

Say, we can act if we want to
If we don't, nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile

And say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything's out of control
We can dance, we can dance
They're doing it from pole to pole
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody's taking the chance
Safety dance
Oh well, the safety dance
Ah yes, the safety dance

We can dance if we want to
We've got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right

I say, we can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
Because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well, they're no friends of mine

I say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything's out of control
We can dance, we can dance
We're doing it from pole to pole
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody's taking the chance

Oh well, the safety dance
Ah yes, the safety dance
Oh well, the safety dance
Oh well, the safety dance
Oh yes, the safety dance
Oh, the safety dance, yeah
Well, it's the safety dance
It's the safety dance
Well, it's the safety dance
Oh, it's the safety dance
Oh, it's the safety dance
Oh, it's the safety dance
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In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. 2Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.

And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. 4God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. 5God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.
And God said, “Let there be a vault between the waters to separate water from water.” 7So God made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it. And it was so. 8God called the vault “sky.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the second day.
And God said, “Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear.” And it was so. 10God called the dry ground “land,” and the gathered waters he called “seas.” And God saw that it was good.
Then God said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. 12The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good. 13And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day.
And God said, “Let there be lights in the vault of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years, 15and let them be lights in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth.” And it was so. 16God made two great lights—the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars. 17God set them in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth, to govern the day and the night, and to separate light from darkness. And God saw that it was good. 19And there was evening, and there was morning—the fourth day.
And God said, “Let the water teem with living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the vault of the sky.” 21So God created the great creatures of the sea and every living thing with which the water teems and that moves about in it, according to their kinds, and every winged bird according to its kind. And God saw that it was good. 22God blessed them and said, “Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the water in the seas, and let the birds increase on the earth.” 23And there was evening, and there was morning—the fifth day.
And God said, “Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: the livestock, the creatures that move along the ground, and the wild animals, each according to its kind.” And it was so. 25God made the wild animals according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good.
Then God said, “Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals,a and over all the creatures that move along the ground.”
So God created mankind in his own image,
in the image of God he created them;
male and female he created them.
God blessed them and said to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground.”
Then God said, “I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food. 30And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds in the sky and all the creatures that move along the ground—everything that has the breath of life in it—I give every green plant for food.” And it was so.
God saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the sixth day.
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Post Post #684 (isolation #46) » Mon Jan 25, 2016 10:29 pm

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LETS GO CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY TILL WE SEE THE SUN~
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Post Post #685 (isolation #47) » Mon Jan 25, 2016 10:30 pm

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Why, when he was a young warthog
When I was a young warthog
Very nice, thanks

He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal
He could clear the Savannah after every meal
I'm a sensitive soul, though I seem thick-skinned
And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind

And oh, the shame, he was ashamed
Thoughta changin' my name, oh, what's in a name?
And I got downhearted, how did you feel? Every time that I
Pumbaa, not in front of the kids, oh sorry
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Post Post #686 (isolation #48) » Mon Jan 25, 2016 10:31 pm

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Wiseau Films logo

Opening credits play against generic footage of Johnny stalking about San Francisco

Exterior shot of Johnny’s car pulling up outside his house

Johnny enters the living room

Johnny: Hi babe! I have something for you.

Lisa: What is it?

Johnny: Just a little something.

He playfully hides the package, then presents it to Lisa. She opens it to find a red dress.

Lisa: Johnny, it’s beautiful. Thank you. Can I try it on now?

Johnny: Sure, it’s yours.

Lisa: Wait right here. (she grabs Johnny’s tie and kisses him) I’ll try it on right now.

Johnny sits down. Cut to Lisa reemerging from the stairs in the red dress.

Johnny: Wow, you look so sexy, Lisa.

Lisa: Isn’t it fabulous?

Johnny: I would do anything for my girl.

Enter Denny

Denny: Oh hey, guys.

Johnny: Oh hi, Denny.

Denny: Wow! Look at you!

Lisa: It’s from Johnny.

Johnny: Anything for my princess! Ha-ha-ha-ha.

Denny: How much was it?

Lisa: Denny, don’t ask a question like that!

Johnny: Nice to see you, Denny. I’m going to take a nap.

Denny: Can I go upstairs too?

Johnny: Ha-ha!

Lisa: Denny, I think I’m gonna join him.

Johnny: A-ha-ha.

They exit upstairs, speaking barely audibly

Lisa: I’ve got some candles upstairs.

Johnny: You always think. A-ha-ha. Alright, I’m ready.

Lisa: This is so pretty, I can’t wait for you to get it off of me.

Johnny: Oh, yeahhh.

Denny takes a bite of an apple, then follows them upstairs.

In the bedroom, Johnny and Lisa start a pillow fight.

Johnny: A-ha-ha! (incomprehensible gibberish) Ha-ha-ha! Ouch!

Denny joins in and gets clobbered as everyone laughs.

Denny: No, stop!

Johnny: Denny, do you have something else to do?

Denny: I just like to watch you guys.

Lisa: Oh, Denny, Denny, Denny boy!

Johnny: Denny, two’s great, but three’s a crowd, ha-ha.

Denny: I get it. You guys want to be alone.

Johnny: That’s the idea!

Denny: Fine. I have homework to do anyway. Bye, lovebirds!

Johnny: Bye, Denny.

Lisa: Bye, Denny.

Denny exits, and a three-minute love scene commences, scored to terrible R&B. There’s a lot of water and rose petals and naked boobs. Johnny fucks Lisa’s belly button. Afterwards they lie awkwardly in bed together, and Lisa seems bored with Johnny as he sleeps.

The alarm clock goes off at :28. Johnny gets up, smells a rose, and bares his ass to the camera. He emerges from the bathroom dressed for work and greets Lisa.

Johnny: Did you like last night?

Lisa: Yes I did.

Johnny: Ha-ha-ha.

Lisa: Can I get you anything?

Johnny: Unh-unh. I have to go now.

Lisa: Okay, bye.

Johnny: Bye.

Johnny exits. Cut to an exterior daytime shot of the house, then to the living room. Lisa answers the door, and Claudette enters.

Lisa: Hi mom, how are you?

Claudette: I’m fine, how are you? Hmmm? Okay, let’s go to the couch, and we will sit down. Now, what’s happening with you? Hmmm?

Lisa: Nothing much. Do you want some coffee?

Claudette: What’s wrong? Tell me.

Lisa: I’m not feeling good today.

Claudette: Well, why not?

Lisa: I don’t love him anymore.

Claudette: Why don’t you love him anymore? Tell me.

Lisa: He’s so boring.

Claudette: You’ve known him for over five years. You’re engaged. You said you loved him. He supports you, he provides for you, and darling, you can’t support yourself. He’s a wonderful man, and he loves you very much. And his position is very secure. And he told me he plans to buy you a house.

Lisa: That’s why he’s so boring!

Claudette: Well, what are you going to do?

Lisa: I don’t know. I don’t mind living with him.

Claudette: Well, you can’t do that. Have you talked to him about it?

Lisa: No. I don’t know what to do.

Claudette: Well, he’s a wonderful person. And he’s getting a promotion very soon. Now he bought you a car, he bought you a ring, clothes, whatever you wanted, and now you want to dump him. That’s not right. I’ve always thought of him as my son-in-law. You should marry Johnny, he would be good for you.

Lisa: I guess you’re right about that.

Claudette: Well, of course I’m right. I know men! I wasn’t born yesterday. I’m glad you’re listening to your mother. Nobody else listens to me.

Lisa: You’re probably right about that, mom.

Claudette: Well, I’m glad you’re listening to your mother. Listen, I’ve gotta go. But you remember what I told you, okay? M-hm. Bye bye now.

Claudette exits

Lisa: (sarcastically) Thanks, mom.

The same room, later in the day. Lisa picks up the phone and Mark answers on the other end.

Mark: Hello?

Lisa: Hey baby, how are you doing?

Mark: Oh hey, how you doing? Yeah, I’m very busy, what’s going on?

Lisa: I just finished talking to my mom. She gave me this big lecture about Johnny.

Mark: Look, we’ll talk about it later. I told you, I’m very busy.

Lisa: We’ll talk about it now! Whenever you say we’ll talk about it later, we never do. I can’t wait till later. I want to talk right now. You owe me one anyway.

Mark: Okay. Alright, what do you want to talk about?

Lisa: She’s a stupid bitch. She wants to control my life. I’m not going to put up with that. I’m going to do what I want to do, and that’s it. What do you think I should do?

Mark: I mean, why do you ask me? You know, you’ve been very happy with Johnny. What do you want me to say? I mean, you should enjoy your life. What’s the problem?

Lisa: Maybe, you’re right. Can I see you tomorrow?

Mark: Okay. Alright, how about noon?

Lisa: I’ll be waiting for you. Bye.

Mark: Alright, see you.

Cut to gratuitous footage of a cable car in downtown San Francisco.

Back in the room, Lisa answers the door. Mark enters.

Mark: Hi. How you doing?

Lisa: I’m fine, come in. Have a seat. (they are silent while she pours wine and offers it)

Mark: Thank you.

Lisa: It’s hot in here. (she unbuttons the top of her blouse) Do you mind?

Mark: No.

Lisa approaches Mark in her strapless black dress.

Mark: I mean the candles, the music, the sexy dress, I mean, what’s going on here?

Lisa: I like you very much, loverboy.

Mark: What are you doing this for?

Lisa: What’s the matter? Don’t you like me? I’m your girl?

Mark: Johnny’s my best friend. You’re going to be married next month. Come on.

Lisa: Forget about Johnny. This is between you and me.

Mark: I don’t think so. I’m leaving now.

Lisa: Please don’t leave. Please don’t leave. I need you. I love you. I don’t want to get married anymore. I don’t love Johnny. I dream about you. I need you to make love to me.

Mark: I don’t think so. Everything’s going to be fine, I promise.

They proceed to kiss, then have fully clothed three-minute sex on the spiral stairs to the tune of terrible R&B (“you are my rose”).

Mark: Why did you do this to me? Why? Johnny’s my best friend.

Lisa: Didn’t you enjoy it?

Mark: That’s not the point.

Lisa: I love you, Mark.

Mark: Look, you’re very attractive, alright? You’re beautiful. But we can’t do this anymore. I can’t hurt Johnny.

Lisa: I know. He’s your best friend.

Mark: Hey. This will be our secret.

They kiss.
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Limits and infinitesimals

Main articles: Limit of a function and Infinitesimal
Calculus is usually developed by working with very small quantities. Historically, the first method of doing so was by infinitesimals. These are objects which can be treated like real numbers but which are, in some sense, "infinitely small". For example, an infinitesimal number could be greater than 0, but less than any number in the sequence 1, 1/2, 1/3, ... and thus less than any positive real number. From this point of view, calculus is a collection of techniques for manipulating infinitesimals. The symbols dx and dy were taken to be infinitesimal, and the derivative dy/dx was simply their ratio.

The infinitesimal approach fell out of favor in the 19th century because it was difficult to make the notion of an infinitesimal precise. However, the concept was revived in the 20th century with the introduction of non-standard analysis and smooth infinitesimal analysis, which provided solid foundations for the manipulation of infinitesimals.

In the 19th century, infinitesimals were replaced by the epsilon, delta approach to limits. Limits describe the value of a function at a certain input in terms of its values at a nearby input. They capture small-scale behavior in the context of the real number system. In this treatment, calculus is a collection of techniques for manipulating certain limits. Infinitesimals get replaced by very small numbers, and the infinitely small behavior of the function is found by taking the limiting behavior for smaller and smaller numbers. Limits were the first way to provide rigorous foundations for calculus, and for this reason they are the standard approach.

Differential calculus[edit]
Main article: Differential calculus

Tangent line at (x, f(x)). The derivative f′(x) of a curve at a point is the slope (rise over run) of the line tangent to that curve at that point.
Differential calculus is the study of the definition, properties, and applications of the derivative of a function. The process of finding the derivative is called differentiation. Given a function and a point in the domain, the derivative at that point is a way of encoding the small-scale behavior of the function near that point. By finding the derivative of a function at every point in its domain, it is possible to produce a new function, called the derivative function or just the derivative of the original function. In mathematical jargon, the derivative is a linear operator which inputs a function and outputs a second function. This is more abstract than many of the processes studied in elementary algebra, where functions usually input a number and output another number. For example, if the doubling function is given the input three, then it outputs six, and if the squaring function is given the input three, then it outputs nine. The derivative, however, can take the squaring function as an input. This means that the derivative takes all the information of the squaring function—such as that two is sent to four, three is sent to nine, four is sent to sixteen, and so on—and uses this information to produce another function. (The function it produces turns out to be the doubling function.)

The most common symbol for a derivative is an apostrophe-like mark called prime. Thus, the derivative of the function of f is f′, pronounced "f prime." For instance, if f(x) = x2 is the squaring function, then f′(x) = 2x is its derivative, the doubling function.

If the input of the function represents time, then the derivative represents change with respect to time. For example, if f is a function that takes a time as input and gives the position of a ball at that time as output, then the derivative of f is how the position is changing in time, that is, it is the velocity of the ball.

If a function is linear (that is, if the graph of the function is a straight line), then the function can be written as y = mx + b, where x is the independent variable, y is the dependent variable, b is the y-intercept, and:

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This gives an exact value for the slope of a straight line. If the graph of the function is not a straight line, however, then the change in y divided by the change in x varies. Derivatives give an exact meaning to the notion of change in output with respect to change in input. To be concrete, let f be a function, and fix a point a in the domain of f. (a, f(a)) is a point on the graph of the function. If h is a number close to zero, then a + h is a number close to a. Therefore, (a + h, f(a + h)) is close to (a, f(a)). The slope between these two points is
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This expression is called a difference quotient. A line through two points on a curve is called a secant line, so m is the slope of the secant line between (a, f(a)) and (a + h, f(a + h)). The secant line is only an approximation to the behavior of the function at the point a because it does not account for what happens between a and a + h. It is not possible to discover the behavior at a by setting h to zero because this would require dividing by zero, which is undefined. The derivative is defined by taking the limit as h tends to zero, meaning that it considers the behavior of f for all small values of h and extracts a consistent value for the case when h equals zero:

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Geometrically, the derivative is the slope of the tangent line to the graph of f at a. The tangent line is a limit of secant lines just as the derivative is a limit of difference quotients. For this reason, the derivative is sometimes called the slope of the function f.

Here is a particular example, the derivative of the squaring function at the input 3. Let f(x) = x2 be the squaring function.
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Post Post #688 (isolation #50) » Mon Jan 25, 2016 10:38 pm

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A spectre is haunting Europe — the spectre of communism. All the powers of old Europe have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Pope and Tsar, Metternich and Guizot, French Radicals and German police-spies.

Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as communistic by its opponents in power? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of communism, against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its reactionary adversaries?

Two things result from this fact:

I. Communism is already acknowledged by all European powers to be itself a power.

II. It is high time that Communists should openly, in the face of the whole world, publish their views, their aims, their tendencies, and meet this nursery tale of the Spectre of Communism with a manifesto of the party itself.

To this end, Communists of various nationalities have assembled in London and sketched the following manifesto, to be published in the English, French, German, Italian, Flemish and Danish
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A spectre is haunting Europe — the spectre of communism. All the powers of old Europe have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Pope and Tsar, Metternich and Guizot, French Radicals and German police-spies.

Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as communistic by its opponents in power? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of communism, against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its reactionary adversaries?

Two things result from this fact:

I. Communism is already acknowledged by all European powers to be itself a power.

II. It is high time that Communists should openly, in the face of the whole world, publish their views, their aims, their tendencies, and meet this nursery tale of the Spectre of Communism with a manifesto of the party itself.

To this end, Communists of various nationalities have assembled in London and sketched the following manifesto, to be published in the English, French, German, Italian, Flemish and Danish
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Post Post #691 (isolation #53) » Mon Jan 25, 2016 10:39 pm

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The origin of this title spawned from the fact that I had never had a single drink of alcohol, then showed up at the (first) Reckoning. Nervous and wanting to be polite, when Reck/Nuwen mentioned there was communal alcohol, I turned it down, stating "I don't drink". Due to peer pressure and curiosity, I eventually helped myself to said alcohol and played a few rounds of drinking games. Someone noticed I was wastedface (MoS?) and said, "I thought you said you didn't drink," to which I enthusiastically responded "Except when I do!"

It became a memorable part of the meet, leading into things such as The Stair Incident. I've brought it up in games, LoL when I played with scummers, in real life and so on, and it still gets referenced three years later, albeit mostly from the Commune. If my memory serves, during the NC Oman-meet, even Oman said 'except when you do?' in response to something I said. Oman, a user whose only interaction with him I had prior to meeting him (as far as I can recall) was him turning down my title in his own Fairythread.

Now, I can think of other titles that probably fit me better if they were in good taste to present myself. But to say that this title isn't 'unique' enough actually really annoys me. Is it a unique phrase in itself? Maybe not. Do I say it that often on the forums? Not much anymore - IIRC, Buttons said something like "I'd give him the title if he said it more", but I'm not going to spam the phrase everywhere just to get a damn title. I don't like forced titles like that.

But if you're going to tell me that a fairly memorable mafiascum meet event from three years ago, still referenced by people that weren't even there, doesn't deserve a title because of 'uniqueness' issues, then support a title for rage-mashing a keyboard, I'm going to voice my opinion even if it's not 'polite' to do so.

All that aside, I think Anti deserves a better title. I don't think it fits him well enough despite the quotes in-thread. He deserves something better, not that I have other suggestions.
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Post Post #695 (isolation #56) » Mon Jan 25, 2016 10:43 pm

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What is
Warm Winter Wishes???
WHO?
Teacher in charge: Barb Cowen
Student operators: Grade 12 Business Leadership students
OUR MISSION:
“Warm Winter Wishes is dedicated to making a positive impact on the lives of less fortunate
children and their families in our community. We will reach out to the community to link
those in need of receiving to those with the ability to give. By providing warm mittens, hats
and sweaters and personalized gifts, we will put smiles on the faces of children and their
families and warmth in their hearts”
WHAT?
In 2002 (in the previous Mount Forest DHS), the business leadership class formed a not-forprofit
organization, called Warm Winter Wishes. The students put what they are learning to
the test as they plan, organize, lead and control a variety of fund raising activities
throughout the school and in the community.
The objective of the WWW project is to help needy families in the local area who are
"working class poor" and would not otherwise ask for assistance during the expensive holiday
season. We work with the school administrators to find out which families and children
would most benefit from the initiative. Using a very personalized order form, the
administrators contact the families to find out what type of items are needed (focusing on
warm clothing) and wanted by the children. We even include wrapping paper so that the
parents can see the items and wrap them themselves before Christmas morning. The entire
process is strictly confidential–we use only school, family & child numbers–the gifts are then
delivered to the schools for the parents to pick up.
Over the past 8 years, the WWW organization has grown allowing us to expand and add new
schools. WWW now supports families from Normanby, Egremont, WHSS, Victoria Cross, St
Mary's, Kenilworth, St. John's & Arthur Public. Our overwhelming success has also allowed
us to purchase grocery cards to local stores for each of the families. Any remaining money
is then divided proportionately between the schools to be used to support their nutrition and
breakfast clubs.
HOW?
First, the BOH students have brainstormed and selected 24 fund-raising activities. Then, they
elected their General Manager and Human Relations Manager. Next, students applied and
were interviewed for various functional and activity managerial positions. Once the leaders
were determined, students then signed up to be employees in as many of the groups as they
wanted. They then determined the event calendar and began planning. Students will
operate ALL aspects of the business.
WHEN?
Activities & classroom campaign will begin on Monday, November 16 and will wrap up on th
Friday, December 11 . Then...the shopping begins! Last year we spent approximately th
$13,000 on personalized gifts of clothing and toys and grocery cards.
On Tuesday, December 15 , the WWW students will display all of of the gifts purchased th
organized by family/school in the cafetorium . We then invite all the staff and students to
come and see what their generosity has purchased. It is an amazing sight!
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Post Post #698 (isolation #58) » Mon Jan 25, 2016 10:46 pm

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In post 677, Plotinus wrote:ard for you guys to have twilight until the next pagetop. Talk seriously or play hangman or post twilight fanfic. Up to you!
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Post Post #718 (isolation #59) » Thu Jan 28, 2016 7:49 am

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VOTE: startfronheart

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VOTE: flubber
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Post Post #812 (isolation #61) » Sun Jan 31, 2016 2:49 pm

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Feel free to share the PT :)

Titus did you believe that I was scum? I thought it was a funny prank!~

Titus I think this was my favourite play of yours~! You were easily identifiable as town, didn't absord insane attention on you and managed to actually express your beliefs without the entire day turning into a stormcloud about you. I definitely think this was a positive game for you! :)
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