Blitz 10: Lawless (Canceled)

[Ranger]

Also, yay, two page iso!

[Ranger]

Which at 460 posts, means that I

almost

have half the posts in the game! Yay!

[Ranger]

If no one kills ranger I'm just going to kill myself.

Gonna have to persuade people, then! You're the only one voting me, nyeh.

[Ranger]

Just ignore ranger

You know the more you try to ignore me, the harder I'll make it for you to ignore me, right?

[Ranger]

To be honest though I've gotten a few smiles out of rangers posts.

I make people H A P P Y.

[Ranger]

Of course, I suppose I could always take advantage of people ignoring me and literally claim town veteran in every single one of my posts knowing people aren't looking, and then smile as they all walk to their inevitable demise because they tried to visit me after I explicitly warned them.

[Ranger]

Be careful I bite those that suck up to me.

Ooh, kinky! Can I get in?

(What, never said I was just straight!)

[Ranger]

Pretty sure your the jester this game.

Or maybe that's just what I WANT you to think... >:D

[Ranger]

I mean, the wifom is glorious. People don't actually want to lynch the jester, so by making people think I am the jester, I'm immune to lynches and immune to the nightkill thanks to my veteranness, and then bam, bingo! Instawin, guaranteed!

[Ranger]

Well claiming vet in this game would get you lynched, ergo that would mean jester.

Ah, see, but here's the thing: everyone is

assuming

that by claiming vet, I'm aiming to get lynched, ero that I'm the jester...which is why by doing so, I'm actually the safest player in the game from being lynched! Nobody wants to lynch a jester, so by making people think I am the jester, nobody will touch me! Brilliant, no?

[Ranger]

I'm willing to risk it.

Good luck with that! I've already thoroughly convinced half the town that I'm a dirty scumbag, so you're gonna need a lotta luck to get me dead!

[Ranger]

TOP

I gave that one to you, by the way.

[Ranger]

1) she'll die tonight if I'm correct

Oh, no doubt, I only said so at the very beginning!

[Ranger]

2) there is an ignore feature on ms, start using it

Doesn't work in games, though. ;)

[Ranger]

And the more people ignore me, the more powerful I become... >:D

[Ranger]

And the fact you have to hit the ignore button five times is proof that it doesn't work! True ignore buttons only need one click to work! ;)

[Ranger]

Do you have skype i can add you to it and we can talk there

Nah, I might have some equivalent, but it's buried such that I wouldn't be able to easily access it, sorry.

[Ranger]

YOU WON THE GRAND PRIZE:

NOTHING

I'm pretty sure that's a prize this game!

[Ranger]

Ranger - Jester
Firebringer - Town vet

Got that backwards, m'friend.

But it's okay, I've wanted Firebringer to take the fall for me since becoming his mistress!

[Ranger]

Also,

Don't get all cranky.

Hypocrisy is such a scumtell!

[Ranger]

Somehow I imagine Ranger talking in a Cave Johnson kind of way just saying at the end of every post "FOR SCIENCE!"

You know, somehow I don't think you'd be that far off?

[Ranger]

@Mod - can we add a post restriction for Ranger?

Have you considered I already HAVE a posting restriction? >;D

[Ranger]

TOP!

[Ranger]

Limiting him to one post per 5 minutes?

You know, this is actually a much higher rate of posting than you might think.
The game's been open for something like 24 hours. As 12 posts an hour, I could do 288 posts!

...Okay so that's actually not that much more than I have done already.

[Ranger]

That would still be an extreme amount of posts buddy.

Hey! I was going to say that!

[Ranger]

12 posts a hour. 24 hours in a day.
Still would be over 200 posts a day.

Given how much I'm online, it'd probably only be about 150, though.

[Ranger]

I thought this was going to be a little ridiculous. But this is above and beyond worthless.

You knew what you were getting into, right?

I mean, we were explicitly told in signups exactly what type of game this would be.

[Ranger]

@aphix Really? Its a game meant to not be taken seriously.

Exactly. This type of chaos is precisely what the game's about. There's no consequences, only vague attempts to fulfill wincons in whatever various crazy ways we can concoct.

I would never be playing this way in a normal game.

[Ranger]

We just do random stuff until Mod tells us game is over.

Pfft, why does the mod telling us the game is over signal the end of random stuff to you?

Still totally unfit to be our leader.

:P

[Ranger]

Bed. You. Me. Now.

Bed's too far away. Options are here in public and now, or bed and later.

Personally, I don't hold the moral inhibitions to clothe myself outside.

[Ranger]

We could lynch Aphix for being a fun sucker

Realtalk, though: that would just be mean.

If aphix isn't enjoying the game for what it's explicitly meant to be, then sure, yeah, aphix can leave and go to another game. But lynching aphix for not having fun is not something I'd endorse.

[Ranger]

You know what the best role to claim in a lawless game is?

Veteran,

duh

.

[Ranger]

Witch.

Oi! I am NOT a witch! That term is offensive.
Please, call me a bitch.

[Ranger]

:P

[Ranger]

TOP!

[Ranger]

I found a picture of Ranger:

That...is actually amazingly accurate.

[Ranger]

Oh.
Right.
I actually posed.
Now I remember, it's coming back to me.

[Ranger]

Holy shit. 23 pages?!

Yes.
Yes, there is.

[Ranger]

Is this a joke?!

No, this is a dead-serious game of mafia, where LIFE AND DEATH are on the line.

[Ranger]

Don't it's not worth it

THAT is a

lie

.

[Ranger]

Its 99% fluff.

YOU ARE UNFIT TO BE OUR LEADER!

[Ranger]

This is a lawless game, no need for reading people.

All the more need for reading posts, though!

[Ranger]

Just get on with us to lynch Vonythan.

BURN THE HERETIC!

[Ranger]

Basically all you need to know is ranger is jester

Why yes, yes I am.
Totally.

[Ranger]

WAIT, NO!
I TAKE THAT BACK!
I MEAN, I'm the veteran!

[Ranger]

VETERAN!
V-E-T-E-R-A-N!

[Ranger]

Can we lynch a lurker then?

Sure, their name is Vonythan. Look at their feeble post count and tell me they're not a lurker!

[Ranger]

Hey fire, I have an idea

RUN FOR COVER, DICE HAS A PLAN!

[Ranger]

Also, top.

[Ranger]

Vonythan isn't lurking much, but I could get behind that.

YOUR NEWB THINKING WILL BE THE DOWNFALL OF US ALL! STEP DOWN AND ADMIT I AM YOUR TRUE LEADER!

[Ranger]

Ideas are not for criminals like us.

IDEAS ARE FOR SCUM, LACK OF THEM ARE FOR TOWNBAGS LIKE YOU!!!

[Ranger]

Hi FB

No greeting for me? :(

[Ranger]

Also if we have a lyncher, go ahead and claim and say your target. We can lynch him/her for you. We don't care. We are criminals yo

Criminals are petty. Why do you think I haven't announced I'm a lyncher for you?

[Ranger]

Whats your role Vedith? I am a Arson.

ONLY A TOWNIE WOULD TELL SUCH TRUTHS!
You bring fire, you must be an arsonist therefore YOU MUST BE TELLING THE TRUTH AND DIE!

[Ranger]

I'm the pyro

Liar. I'm the mass-murderer; you can't exist with me!

[Ranger]

Well, I'm not town.

On a scale of one to ten, how scum are you?

[Ranger]

CC?

Definitely.

[Ranger]

This is not a lie

Yes it is, I SPEAK NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH AND I SAY IT IS SO, THEREFORE IT IS SO.

[Ranger]

Also Ranger, I'll pull your hair and call you whatever you want if you vote Lhix

Not quite kinky enough. You'll need to pull some other body parts instead. ;)

[Ranger]

It's where we lynch FB

No, we lynch Firebringer TODAY.

[Ranger]

The first 5 pages of nothing make me want to blow my brain out

It took you

that

long?!?

[Ranger]

A state in the game where, if you lynch incorrectly, one faction (usually Mafia) will win the game.

So basically, every day? ;)

[Ranger]

I warned you

Schmuck bait.

[Ranger]

Should I wagon vony now, or now?

Both?

[Ranger]

Wait, no, that was wrong. Typo.

Should I wagon vony now, or now?

Neither! It's Firebringer!

[Ranger]

So I leave for a little bit and everything goes straight to hell.

We were already there. ;)

[Ranger]

What the fuck is going on anymore

Well, we're doing exactly that!

[Ranger]

TOP!

[Ranger]

I have 17 of 25 page tops.

Yes I counted.

[Ranger]

Ranger I love you.

Love you too! <3

[Ranger]

But I want karma to kill you for this abomination

Pfft, as the veteran, the only karmic death in store for me is a noose never to come. ;)

[Ranger]

You missed a spot

No, I always hit my intended targets in their entirety. ;)

[Ranger]

I'm gonna try and wagon him to our collective deaths.

Shocker! (:D)

[Ranger]

Shame that the only person voting me before you replaced out before you voiced your support.

[Ranger]

Damn shame.

Really was, but eh, if you can't recognize that this specific game is going to be like this, then I guess it is what it is. My hope is that aphix's experience of mafia wasn't permanently tainted by a game which very much is not typical of this site.

[Ranger]

Good slaves are hard to come by

Cultist confirmed.

[Ranger]

Vote: Lhix

Oi! Don't steal my job of being jester bait!

[Ranger]

this game is fun

No argument there!

[Ranger]

I'm just yanking chains tbh.

Cultist reconfirmed.

[Ranger]

Kinda dead atm though

That's what I'm here for!

[Ranger]

Also, I got 616!

[Ranger]

People are dropping like flies.

Yeah, while I think Aronis is probably much more suited for this environment than some people, apparently the mod's worried about not having enough people in the same mindset and eventually having so many people replace out with not enough people coming in. :(

Meaning my posting's been asked to be toned down. ;_;

[Ranger]

But before that, I ask for one last thing...

[Ranger]

FINAL PAGETOP!

[Ranger]

Maybe the horseplay is over for a little bit and we should at least attempt to get down to business?

I really don't know how we can in this game get much better than just going with whims we like.

The Vonyflare one's good that way.

[Ranger]

(Note: toned down does not imply absence, so give me ammo and I WILL still use it. :P)

[Ranger]

(Yes this is toned down. Realtalk, I go on tangents about this length in normal games because I forget to add things, but it'll stop after one or two add-ons.)

[Ranger]

I take great pride in the number of awful players who'll chime in to complain.

Pride in zero?

[Ranger]

Yo, Aronis.
You're scum.
How do you plea?

[Ranger]

Would make this game 1,000,000x better if he were dead.

Is this because I stole your shtick?

It's totally because I stole your shtick, isn't it? :(

Hello Aronis. Wagon ranger with me for shits and giggles

You're not voting me!

[Ranger]

Vote: Ranger

...Nevermind, then.

That's the trash can.

Feel free to visit it any time.

Gladly!

[Ranger]

Join or die Vony

He'll choose die.

One step ahead of you

Realtalk, you're scum with daytalk, good to know you're trustworthy.

[Ranger]

So I'm assuming you're also confscum?

Why, yes I am!

Ok, so do we kill Firebringer?

Yes, we do; you'll see my vote there!

[Ranger]

[quote="Aronis"]Every1 is a lurker compared to Ranger.[/quoted] Tempted to sig this.

[Ranger]

This pagetop? Is mine!

Like I said, I'd have gotten it but I probably got my final pagetop thanks to me needing to tone things down. :(

Everyone wagon Lane so we can send Ranger to hell

You know, wagoning me technically would send me to hell, but I'm playing devil's advocate here.

:P

[Ranger]

Your body will end up in the mafia game sewers and nobody will miss you

I will!

RANGER GOT POST 666.

You know, before I was asked to tone it down, I actually

was

aiming to get post 666, but after I was asked to tone it down, I dropped that hope, thinking there was no way I was gonna get it.

So I've got the luck of a

devil

. >;D

[Ranger]

MUST BE A SERIAL KILLER!

Mass-murderer, more specifically. I already told you as much.

Why risk a jester kill if we can just unite everyone momentarily and insure your death in a safe manner?

Hey, don't ask me! I was playing devil's advocate, I didn't actually mean it seriously.

As the veteran, I actually

want

you to mass-suicide by trying to kill me!

[Ranger]

you getting nuked tonight serves the rest of us better.

You can't see me now.

But I am

laughing

right now.

>:D

[Ranger]

...I SWEAR THAT WAS NOT INTENTIONAL.

[Ranger]

2. If you are, one death is far worth the ability to figure it out.

The funny thing about this game, though, is that there'd be no way to tell. Between the witch and that scum inherently have the motivation to lie, I won't actually get lynched. Not to mention, it probably wouldn't be only one death; it'd be several.

It's kinda fun being an obvious scumbag bragging, because it allows for me to troll to my heart's content. (Well, within ika's reason, at least.)

[Ranger]

Consider it a kamikaze, if you are the jester you can enjoy your nice trip to hell.

Your funeral.

[Ranger]

Though...I do need to ask the mod about a certain night interaction.
I THINK it's possible, I just need their confirmation since I'm pretty sure I screwed myself over otherwise. :P

[Ranger]

(I mean it's a brilliant plan. Really, really brilliant plan. I just need to make sure it works.)

[Ranger]

You have little to no evidence of being a vet

Well there's only one way to find out. :P

your post count has turned from potential town to potential bait in the highest extreme

Well yes. Of course. Solution to everything, make sure there's no way to figure out the difference between truth and lie.

If I die, it will be a warning to the entire playerlist.

A warning that won't be followed.

You are caught, accept it and vote for lane.

Voting for lane's boring.
If I wanted to vote for someone other than Vonythan, then it'd be an actual vote I thought was advantageous to me. Lane's just a meh vote. It certainly doesn't benefit me and frankly I don't think benefits anyone. Except an outside chance of a lyncher.

[Ranger]

Oh, good.

Mod answered my question.

I'm good.

Shoot away.

[Ranger]

Huh.

So I looked at something.

) Flubbernugget
2) ranger
3) netherspite
4) lane0168
5) xkfyu
6) thelhix
7) firebringer
8) farside22
9) Rubidium
10) TheDominator37
11) SnarkySnowman
12) Bowser
13) Vonythan
14) aphix/Vedith
15) 3dicerolling/Aronis

You want me being helpful, this is me being helpful.

Thirteen players, and only twelve have posted.

VOTE: xkfyu.

[Ranger]

You've put a time limit on yourself while everyone else, including me, hold options.

You underestimate the power of the wifom side. ;)

I've felt in control the whole game. Still do.

I won't die.
You, might, but might not. Depends, but I won't. I asked the mod, made sure I was right, I am, so I'm good.

[Ranger]

Is reeks of bullshit and irrelevancy.

Of course it does, I'm a dirty scumbag. :P

Realtalk, though: you went from being fairly lighthearted and jokey to this overnight.

You think I'm bluffing, but I on the other hand happen to think you're the one bluffing.

After all...what kind of scum could you be that can risk targeting me?
If you're part of a team...then guess what? If you die and your PARTNER is nightkilled, you just lost your team the game. (I checked. Two on a team, not three as I had assumed.) Mind you, multiple nightkills fly around this game.

So I'm calling YOUR bluff here.

[Ranger]

I'm p sure your no vet

Realtalk, I'm not. Doesn't matter, though.

You are not only paint smeared, but you are relatively alone.

Nah, in this playerlist, I'm (relatively) entertaining.

If people were

that

ticked off at me, then they wouldn't wait for the day to end, but as you yourself are proving, they're not.

[Ranger]

Not only will we kill a jester in that case, but keep a vet alive.

Which is bad for everyone, you know.

Nonetheless, I have a somewhat decent chance of living and my faction, whichever it make be, will prosper because of this.

Nah, kill me and you're a goner. I said I'm not a vet. I didn't say I was a jester.

And like I said: not getting lynched. If I was going to be lynched, I would have been lynched by now. But it's not going to happen. Not today, not tomorrow. I've looked at the playerlist, and how they've interacted with me. There simply isn't enough votes. I could ask, I could

beg

them to lynch me and they still wouldn't.

[Ranger]

I'm actually quite surprised nobody's seriously figured out what I've 'crumbed here.
...Well I'll admit I've 'crumbed just about every role possible, but I'm talking REAL role here.

[Ranger]

You are spewing so many bullshit roles

Well,

yeah

. Scumbag.
It's my job to lie, especially in this setup.
It's not too hard to figure out what's real from what's not when you actually pay attention to where I'm joking and where I'm serious, though. Thus my surprise at nobody doing so.

[Ranger]

Whether Serial Killer, Dragon or Godfather, you will not win.

I can win as any of these and then some. (You actually don't know the full roles. I've been admittedly a bit ignorant about others, but my own? Know that.)

I have been over the countless reasons why you are pretty fucked regardless of anything over and over, I will simply wait.

You know, I

could

go into correcting your assumptions and why you're wrong about me, but eh, you wouldn't believe me anyway, so not much of a point. You'll wait, so will I, one of us is wrong and the other right. (Hint: I know what I'm doing.)

Even if I were to be lynched, what about the others?

Do you want me to actually list every player and who will or won't lynch me?
The list of "won't" is much larger than "will".

[Ranger]

What's crumbin, and what role were you crumbin ranger?

Wouldn't be much of a scumbag if I actually

told

you, now, would I? :P

I hold no fear of death, though.

[Ranger]

Here, I'll help you out even.

Role List
Veteran
Mafia Killing
Mafia Support
Triad Killing
Triad Support
Witch
Arsonist
Survivor
Cultist
Witch Doctor
Executioner
Jester
Neutral Killing
Any Random
Amnesiac

This is the role list.

Witch
Arsonist
Survivor
Cultist
Witch Doctor
Executioner
Jester
Neutral Killing
Any Random
Amnesiac

This is a narrowed list of what I can be, realistically.
Jester is even pretty iffy; I almost took it off.

[Ranger]

Declarative, unsubstantial bullshit and uselessness.

Well, I'm scum, of course.

Unless you mean "will or won't lynch me".
That bit, not so worthless.

[Ranger]

Before I shower: The only possible way he can survive is if he is a survivor using his vest.

You REALLY aren't paying attention to the roles in this game, are you?

[Ranger]

Here, I'll narrow it down further.
Let's assume I'm not lying.

Witch
Arsonist
Survivor
Cultist
Witch Doctor
Executioner
Neutral Killing
Random.

Slightly more narrow, but EACH of the above has some method of protection.

[Ranger]

Listen if ranger was remotely unfearful of death and not the jester like I think, then why isn't she voting lane

Because lane's my scumbuddy, duh. :P

(Real answer: because honestly? I just want to NOT do what you/Lhix spearhead. Out of spite. I don't like posting this way. Lhix, with your support, pushed me into posting this way. So what you want? I don't. This is me being, 100%, entirely, honest. In any other game that'd be playing against my wincon, but here I can get away with it because ANYTHING is playing towards my wincon. :P)

[Ranger]

Also, top.

[Ranger]

Also, top.

^This is the type of posting I would

prefer

to be doing right now.

[Ranger]

But what makes him scummier than any other safe lurker?

Nothing, really.

We get to lynch whoever we please for whatever reasons we please in this game.

And my reason for not choosing Lane is me not wanting to cooperate with Lhix/farside out of spite, because in this game I can afford to be petty.

[Ranger]

Still a bit bitter about my change in tone.
The last place I clearly was joking was around 666.
Then Lhix came and while it initially started harmless enough, our banter degenerated into...

this

.

[Ranger]

I don't even know what this argument is about.

It shifted from what the game

should

be into something actually vaguely resembling a normal game...AKA, the very thing we're not supposed to do.

If it's pointless, can we drop it?

Yes, please. Much rather would get back to how things were.

$5 says ranger has a role that has nk protection.

May or may not, but I do have a good way to stop death.

It's in the list in 722.

[Ranger]

ika is ashamed of you all for this. >:I

[Ranger]

Like...am I the only one who understands the concept of this game is to have fun while messing around and only vaguely pursuing the wincon? Letting things play out as they do, joking around, and whatnot?

[Ranger]

Doesn't voting for Lane fall under that makeshift anything.

...No? You planned to wagon Lane. By definition that's not makeshift anything. :P (Every other wagon, as far as I can tell, has no longterm plan attached to it.)

Doesn't acting out of spite give us more reason to do this.

Well you're going to do what you're going to do regardless of what I say or do.
Really, I'd expect nothing less; that's the whole point; doing what you want to do.

But if what you're doing in the game is killing the mood, then I'm going to go in the game and be spiteful towards you killing the mood.

[Ranger]

Speaking of spite, though:
VOTE: TheLhix.

[Ranger]

Boy are you in for a surprise.

[Ranger]

As I've said. I am more than ready for any surprise

Oh, I'm pretty sure you're not.

If you were, then you'd be wondering why I'm so confident I'll not only not die, but also why I won't get lynched.

The roles

do

hold an answer, but you're apparently still not figuring it out by your attitude. Pretty stunning when you think about it.

[Ranger]

Replace me

Oi! Not my fault this time! I barely posted.

[Ranger]

to add onto this, we have literally debunked or challenged every potential role they have.

The fact you think this proves how ignorant you are of the setup.

I've made my (actual) role pretty dang obvious, and it is NOT something you've taken into account.
Not once.

[Ranger]

Ok so Ranger apparently has some genius night action planned but why would she outright post about it?

Because in this game, I can get away with it. :P

[Ranger]

We might actually be playing the game instead of tunneling if it wasnt for Ranger.

I maintain that your serious posting is the furthest thing FROM playing the game.

[Ranger]

I have a sinking suspicion that Ika might hate us

You

, yes.
ME, on the other hand, he explicitly said he loved me. :P

I maintain my philosophy on the game is better.

[Ranger]

I am pretty sure I covered ever possible situation

You REALLY are bad at paying attention to the roles, aren't you?

What could possibly happen that wont throw everything off D2 at the very least?

Nethersprite may or may not have figured it out, but you certainly haven't.

I may be playing a bit bold, but I'm not going to be stupid enough to tell you the

exact

detail.
But in general...the "they point to you" options...don't actually happen.

[Ranger]

I was an actress. I selected Firebringer N1, who must've been the real Jester.