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Post Post #0 (ISO) » Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:52 am

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(Dark red text is mine. You can't have it.)


You can find the rules here.

Give your specialist a name, three traits, and a drawback. I recommend one of the traits involve a weapon of some sort. Traits start with two points each, and you have 5 points to distribute wherever you like. The drawback stays at one point. Make sure there's a description in there somewhere.

In Wushu you start out badass and sexy, and you stay that way. Characters look like this:

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Michiko, Generic Ninja

Like any generic ninja, Michiko adheres to the honorable code of being the baddest motha' in town. She regards strangers with paranoia and suspicion, which isn't all that rude considering how many of them want to bring her head back to their employers. Her hair has been cut short and people make fun of her for wearing black pajamas everywhere she goes. Enjoys a good cup of tea and long walks on the beach.

Sneakiness
- 5
Dagger Mastery
- 4
Tea Snobbery
- 2
Hunted By Mooks
- 1
(Weakness)



Action scenes look like this:

With lightning-fast reflexes, Michiko leaps to the ceiling and grabs onto the rafters just as the gang of pointless NPCs kicks open the door. After a few seconds of watching their confusion, she lets out a quiet, cold chuckle and draws her daggers, plunging them into two thugs at once.


Sneakiness must hit 5 or lower, while dagger moves must hit 4 or lower:


Original Roll String: 5d6 (STATIC)
5 6-Sided Dice: (3, 1, 6, 3, 4) = 17


The initial scene looks like this:

After months working in the dead-end office job, you're about to flip out on your bumbling boss and unleash some fine martial arts. But just as you're readying your weapons, you get a call from
upstairs
. Nobody ever gets a call from upstairs. They aren't even human up there. You pick up the phone and a soft, clipped voice answers. When you hear what the voice has to say, you almost drop the handset.

"We'd like to see you about your recent performance review."

You put down the phone and trudge over to the elevator, envisioning what they might have to say. The prospect doesn't look very good.


Dice Cap: N/A
for this scene.

We'll be playing in the Good & Evil, Incorporated campaign setting.
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Post Post #1 (ISO) » Thu Dec 04, 2008 11:02 am

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Procedure. That is the law. With an array of handguns, Bartram will resolve any interruptions to proper procedure. He is young, dirty-blond, and always wears a blue suit. That's what procedure dictates, after all.

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Marksmanship - 4
Snappy Dresser - 2
Loopholes - 1
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Post Post #2 (ISO) » Thu Dec 04, 2008 11:11 am

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Joe, The Fatty

Joe loves food, there is nothing that can stop that. Otherwise, Joe is a kindhearted person, who loves to do stuff, some easy things, like walking around, and helping in the community. He knows how to handle small weapons.
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Love-3
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Post Post #3 (ISO) » Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:38 pm

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Agnes, Secretary

Agnes is a secretary in human resources. Naturally, she developed a strong interest in her fellow co-workers, especially in those matters that they won't reveal on their own. On the back side, Agnes sometimes doesn't know where not to put her nose in - and sometimes means always. Evil tongues tell that Agnes has found a way to deal with the locks of the cabinet that holds the personal files, but rumor also has it that she stores a nine-tailed whip in her office. Who would believe such a thing?


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Post Post #4 (ISO) » Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:21 am

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Maxwell, Middle Management.

Maxwell goes around rejecting proposals from grunts like you. At his level of management, he doesn't have the authority to approve anything important. But he does have the authority to reject things. If he doesn't reject proposals, there's nothing for him to do. If he does nothing, he'll get fired. If he gets fired, he'll never get another job. If he never gets a job, he'll starve to death. So - he has to reject everything you propose or else he might die. You wouldn't want him to die now, would you?

Proposal rejection
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Paper clip manipulation
- 4
Unwarranted criticism
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Proposal approval
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weakness
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Post Post #5 (ISO) » Fri Dec 05, 2008 8:45 pm

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Stewart, IT Consultant

Stewart always wanted to be the guy everyone relied on. Unfortunately, as he found out, being the IT Consultant wasn't the job to do the..job. After being yelled at for the
thousandth
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Yakuza
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Record Alteration
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Blue Screen of Death
- 4
Computer Tower Slinging
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Online Forums
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Post Post #6 (ISO) » Sat Dec 06, 2008 4:35 am

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Everyone is using my 4-4-3... SOMEONE USE SOMETHING DIFERENT!
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Post Post #7 (ISO) » Sat Dec 06, 2008 5:32 am

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Hi ting=)!
animorpherv1 wrote:Everyone is using my 4-4-3... SOMEONE USE SOMETHING DIFERENT!
Damn, if one of my traits would've been time manipulation, then I'd go back in time and you'd use
my
4-4-3-... :D

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Post Post #8 (ISO) » Sat Dec 06, 2008 2:50 pm

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hey rv! =)

If I had time manipulation, I'd go back in time and you'd be on
my
mafiascum.net.

And yes, this game needs more attention.
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Post Post #9 (ISO) » Sat Dec 06, 2008 3:07 pm

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Anikan Fernardo, The Spy

Fernardo is a 'freelance' spy, one who works for the highest bidder. In the past, he has worked for large companies, detective agencies, and several national governments. He has neck-length black hair and always wears a fantastic suit.
Getting past nets of high-intensity laser
- 5
Hand-to-hand combat
- 4
Seducing beautiful women
-2
Elaborately-designed death traps
- 1(
weakness
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Post Post #10 (ISO) » Sat Dec 06, 2008 3:11 pm

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...what about elaborately-designed death traps of high-intensity laser nets?

the dice would explode!
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Post Post #11 (ISO) » Sat Dec 06, 2008 4:48 pm

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Quite possibly. But now that we've said that, I can pretty much guarantee it's going to happen.
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Post Post #12 (ISO) » Sat Dec 06, 2008 5:02 pm

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*thinks*

*scratches beard*

...what if everyone in the office gets a raise and all personnel in middle management get promoted?!
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Post Post #13 (ISO) » Sat Dec 06, 2008 5:55 pm

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Rosalba 'Rose' Monthe, Research and Developement

Rose is not typical office material; it's due to the interesting work she comes across that she, against all odds, ended up in an office setting. Her coworkers aren't quite sure what to do with her. Light brown hair messily bunned, with a desk sporting salamanders in plastic cups, rubber ducks in a small flower pot, a xylophone, a gun filled with hypodermic darts, and an attempt at homemade wine, it's hard enough for them to see her, much less interact with her, so she spends her days rather peacefully researching, developing, and hefting her
Complete Works of William Shakespeare
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Come to think of it, perhaps that's another reason her coworkers don't have much to do with her . . . well, at least they don't make a big deal about it with management.

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Post Post #14 (ISO) » Sat Dec 06, 2008 10:01 pm

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47 "The 47" 47, The Weirdo from That cubicle


47 has never been liked, atleast HE thinks so. That's what led him to recede into himself, thus finding answers to many unanswered questions about life, universe and everything. Unfortunately, that left him unable to communicate them appreciably to anyone else. He holds a record of 125 PhDs at quite a tender age of 25. This caught the corporation's eye. He also harbors anger for people he thinks hate him, namely everyone. His Eccentric clothing and the almost incomprehensible jargon he uses, Does nothing to remedy his view of the world.

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Lightsaber-Kickbox-Kung-Fu: 4
Extremely Unnoticable: 3
Extremely Paranoid: 1
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Post Post #15 (ISO) » Sun Dec 07, 2008 10:24 am

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Excellent. Compiling a list of characters, please hold...


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Bartram, the Blue Suit

Procedure. That is the law. With an array of handguns, Bartram will resolve any interruptions to proper procedure. He is young, dirty-blond, and always wears a blue suit. That's what procedure dictates, after all.

Legalese
- 5
Marksmanship
- 4
Snappy Dresser
- 2
Loopholes
- 1


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Joe, The Fatty

Joe loves food, there is nothing that can stop that. Otherwise, Joe is a kindhearted person, who loves to do stuff, some easy things, like walking around, and helping in the community. He knows how to handle small weapons.
Small Weapons-4
Smarts- 4
Love-3
Food-1
(Weakness, always comes and eats it)


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Agnes, Secretary

Agnes is a secretary in human resources. Naturally, she developed a strong interest in her fellow co-workers, especially in those matters that they won't reveal on their own. On the back side, Agnes sometimes doesn't know where not to put her nose in - and sometimes means always. Evil tongues tell that Agnes has found a way to deal with the locks of the cabinet that holds the personal files, but rumor also has it that she stores a nine-tailed whip in her office. Who would believe such a thing?

Cat o' Nine tails
- 4
Lock-picks
- 4
Lying to others
- 3
Curiousity
- 1 (
weakness
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Maxwell, Middle Management.

Maxwell goes around rejecting proposals from grunts like you. At his level of management, he doesn't have the authority to approve anything important. But he does have the authority to reject things. If he doesn't reject proposals, there's nothing for him to do. If he does nothing, he'll get fired. If he gets fired, he'll never get another job. If he never gets a job, he'll starve to death. So - he has to reject everything you propose or else he might die. You wouldn't want him to die now, would you?

Proposal rejection
- 4
Paper clip manipulation
- 4
Unwarranted criticism
- 3
Proposal approval
- 1 (
weakness
)



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Stewart always wanted to be the guy everyone relied on. Unfortunately, as he found out, being the IT Consultant wasn't the job to do the..job. After being yelled at for the
thousandth
time, Stewart decided to take matters into his own hands...after he catches up on his forums. Can't be out-to-date on his favorite online game,
Yakuza
. That would be blasphemous.

Record Alteration
- 4
Blue Screen of Death
- 4
Computer Tower Slinging
- 3
Online Forums
- 1
(weakness)


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Anikan Fernardo, The Spy

Fernardo is a 'freelance' spy, one who works for the highest bidder. In the past, he has worked for large companies, detective agencies, and several national governments. He has neck-length black hair and always wears a fantastic suit.
Getting past nets of high-intensity laser
- 5
Hand-to-hand combat
- 4
Seducing beautiful women
-2
Elaborately-designed death traps
- 1(
weakness
)


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Rosalba 'Rose' Monthe, Research and Developement

Rose is not typical office material; it's due to the interesting work she comes across that she, against all odds, ended up in an office setting. Her coworkers aren't quite sure what to do with her. Light brown hair messily bunned, with a desk sporting salamanders in plastic cups, rubber ducks in a small flower pot, a xylophone, a gun filled with hypodermic darts, and an attempt at homemade wine, it's hard enough for them to see her, much less interact with her, so she spends her days rather peacefully researching, developing, and hefting her
Complete Works of William Shakespeare
. And keeping an eye on her two younger sisters (Alexi, 11, and Marina, 9) after their school ends each day. Someone has to, because, though cute and reasonably intelligent, they're loud, argumentative, and occasionally violent.

Come to think of it, perhaps that's another reason her coworkers don't have much to do with her . . . well, at least they don't make a big deal about it with management.

Improvised Weapons - 3
Quoting Shakespeare - 4
Younger Sisters - 4
Organization - 1
(weakness)


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47 "The 47" 47, The Weirdo from That cubicle


47 has never been liked, atleast HE thinks so. That's what led him to recede into himself, thus finding answers to many unanswered questions about life, universe and everything. Unfortunately, that left him unable to communicate them appreciably to anyone else. He holds a record of 125 PhDs at quite a tender age of 25. This caught the corporation's eye. He also harbors anger for people he thinks hate him, namely everyone. His eccentric clothing and the almost incomprehensible jargon he uses, Does nothing to remedy his view of the world.

Psychic/otic Powers: 4
Lightsaber-Kickbox-Kung-Fu: 4
Extremely Unnoticable: 3
Extremely Paranoid: 1
(weakness)


Please note that I removed points somewhat arbitrarily from people who distributed too many until their totals were correct.
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Post Post #16 (ISO) » Sun Dec 07, 2008 10:54 am

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Joe exits the elevator, sadly. He knew what he wa sin for, punishment, and lots of it. When he looked though, there was lots of food! He did something good, apparently. He sat down and ate, stomach bulging out in front of him. After a while he exploded, leaving his shirt wide open.
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Post Post #17 (ISO) » Sun Dec 07, 2008 12:41 pm

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Bartram takes the stairs. As is dictated by procedure.
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Post Post #18 (ISO) » Sun Dec 07, 2008 3:03 pm

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Stewart walked along the corridor. His hair rippled in the artificial wind as row after row of colleagues started asking questions. "How do you make the computer turn on?" "Why has it break?" "I can has IT help?" They were endless. Stewart brike into a run. He could not take it anymore! He yelled and speedily slammed the elevator button while shielding himself from the neverending onslaught of questions. Finally the door opened, and Stewart stumbled in. He nearly fell, only to be caught by Middle Management (who is not Maxwell). "Are you alright?" he asks. Stewart responds: "I'm okay, thanks." An awkward silence pervades among the stale air. The other occupant turns toward Stewart.

"So, how do you go on the web?"

Stewart started to sweat. There was going to be carnage. He went to work on the elevator computer system, oblivious to the man standing behind.
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Post Post #19 (ISO) » Sun Dec 07, 2008 3:11 pm

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Anikan stood up from his chair. He knew that it was probably going to be a bad idea to answer the call, but he went anyway. If it went okay, he would take the rest of the day off. Just in case, he watched his back on the way to the elevator.
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Post Post #20 (ISO) » Sun Dec 07, 2008 6:18 pm

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"B-b-but-"

"-No."

"Are you out of your frickin - arggh! It's the friggin cure for cancer! We could save millions of lives!"

Maxwell ignored the scientist's protests. "Your proposal is rejected. Goodbye." So saying, Maxwell made his way to the elevator.
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Post Post #21 (ISO) » Sun Dec 07, 2008 10:07 pm

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47 flips out. "What!! Why Do they want to do MY performance review?" He thinks out loud.
"Maybe they want to eliminate me, maybe something to do with that complaint i filed about that Broken Coffee Machine. Maybe THEY want me dead because of it. Well they messed with the wrong guy."
With his resolve for self-preservation strengthened, He packs his Lightsaber, and goes to the elevator, hiding behind the Potted plants from anyone present.
As he reaches the elevator, he senses a presence. Frantically pushing the elevator call button, he searches the vicinity. Just as the elevator arrives, he pushes his lightsaber into the dude coming towards him saying something like, "i'm your....".
The elevator door closes before he could finish, or die for that matter.
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Post Post #22 (ISO) » Mon Dec 08, 2008 4:38 am

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Agnes shoulders her (unsually large-shaped) purse and heads for the nearest elevator. After pressing the button, Agnes hears an interesting word fragment from the neighbouring office. It seems as if someone in the office said something like several new (...) being interviewed to replace... Agnes sneaks up to the open door, but just as she was near enough to listen closely the elevator bell rings. A nervous noise can be heard from inside, followed by steps, and then the office door slams shut.
Agnes enters the elevator, filled with unsatisfied curiousity. If only she knew what this had been about...
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Post Post #23 (ISO) » Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:35 pm

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Rose happens to like elevators. Her sisters do too, unfortunately, but she's managed to communicate to them that this might be actually important and therefore they cannot accompany her ("Tomorrow we can elevator race, Marina, but this is about my performance review and - why don't you hang out with the cafeteria workers instead?").

She takes a deep breath as she pushes the up button.

Are they going to want something of her? She happens to have designs for a redesigned tape dispenser crumpled in her pocket. Nothing else. They probably won't care for
that
, she knows. It's imposible to read their minds. She might have brought along her research on those poisonous frogs . . .

Too late. A
ding
rings out and Rose steps into the elevator.
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Post Post #24 (ISO) » Thu Dec 11, 2008 11:15 pm

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47 gets impatient, then starts yelling at the elevator for taking too long in going up.
" Maybe they want to suffocate me in here" he thinks impatiently
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