Okay, good.
You have been feeling rather ill lately. You would even say that you are the Illest Investigator in the entire hospital. What it is you are infected with you do not know, but it must certainly has done nothing to damage your dashing good looks and stunning ability to scumhunt.
Wait... This must be the reason for you being locked in your own hospital room! Someone must be jealous of your many talents! Villainy is afoot, but who is the source? Hmmm... This makes you feel rather nervous. Typically you send in yourslaveassistant in to do the dirty work for you.
What will you do?