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Post Post #0 (ISO) » Sun Nov 09, 2008 2:15 am

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You all played Monkey Island, I assume. Two guys. Five insults, five comebacks each. The people decide. Don't get personal. That is all.

Example:

P1: Insult.
P2: Comeback!

P2: Insult!
P1: Comeback.

P1: Insult no. 2.
P2: Comeback no. 2!

P2: Insult no. 2!
P1: Comeback no. 2.

etc.

(note: P1 obviously wins because using periods instead of exclamation marks is way cool)

Oh yeah! And no blatant ripping off the Monkey Island insults-comebacks unless it's especially funny and appropriate.

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Post Post #1 (ISO) » Sun Nov 09, 2008 4:19 am

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Need to read the rules first, then will possible /in
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Post Post #2 (ISO) » Sun Nov 09, 2008 4:24 am

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CoheedCambria09 wrote:Need to read the rules first, then will possible /in
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Post Post #3 (ISO) » Sun Nov 09, 2008 8:27 am

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Weep not for me, for I am dead.
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Post Post #4 (ISO) » Sun Nov 09, 2008 9:00 am

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Disclaimer: this is off the top of my head.

The duel consists of five lines/insults each, in reply to each other, pretty much the same way as in the game. It will be decided by rolling a two-sided die who goes first; the second player's insult must be built on the first player's first line, the first player must then build on that, so on. After five lines each, a panel of judges will discuss through a quicktopic link whose insults were more fitting, and declares a winner; alternatively we could have a poll for a fixed number of days.

An outline of the rules:

Nothing personal, strictly silly?

That's basically the idea. Didn't really think this one through (yay for drunkposting!)

Would be glad for some creative input.
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Post Post #5 (ISO) » Sun Nov 09, 2008 9:02 am

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Weep not for me, for I am dead.
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Post Post #6 (ISO) » Sun Nov 09, 2008 9:03 am

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/in, I may need to see one go on first, before I try, though. As long as I'm third or so on, I'm fine.
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Post Post #7 (ISO) » Sun Nov 09, 2008 9:03 am

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Anyway, scratch the panel of judges thing. We can actually go with this using polls.
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Post Post #8 (ISO) » Sun Nov 09, 2008 9:04 am

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/in

you mama so fat...
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Post Post #9 (ISO) » Sun Nov 09, 2008 9:05 am

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how appropriate, you post like a cow
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Post Post #10 (ISO) » Sun Nov 09, 2008 9:07 am

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Korts wrote:how appropriate, you post like a cow
I'm confused :oops:
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Post Post #11 (ISO) » Sun Nov 09, 2008 9:07 am

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:lol:

why?
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Post Post #12 (ISO) » Sun Nov 09, 2008 9:12 am

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i dont get how i post like a cow, it actually confused me, but,

*peer pressure* moo
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Post Post #13 (ISO) » Sun Nov 09, 2008 9:15 am

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Oh yeah. no, that was just a line from Monkey Island (particularly the Insult Sword Fighting/Insult Arm Wrestling mini-games).
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Post Post #14 (ISO) » Sun Nov 09, 2008 9:18 am

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ohh ok hehe
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Post Post #15 (ISO) » Sun Nov 09, 2008 9:29 am

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Post Post #16 (ISO) » Sun Nov 09, 2008 9:29 am

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/in, but I also would like to see a round or two to fully understand it
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Post Post #17 (ISO) » Sun Nov 09, 2008 9:36 am

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you can go first cybele
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Post Post #18 (ISO) » Sun Nov 09, 2008 9:38 am

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Oh yeah, forgot to roll a die

1-Cybele
2-Coheed

Original Roll String: 1d2
1 2-Sided Dice: (2) = 2
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Post Post #19 (ISO) » Sun Nov 09, 2008 9:39 am

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Coheed starts. Sorry, but I'm guessing Cybele wouldn't really want to go first either.
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Post Post #20 (ISO) » Sun Nov 09, 2008 9:50 am

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You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it!

**(taken from an insult page, not personal)**
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Post Post #21 (ISO) » Sun Nov 09, 2008 9:56 am

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Weep not for me, for I am dead.
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Post Post #22 (ISO) » Sun Nov 09, 2008 9:57 am

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Weep not for me, for I am dead.
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Post Post #23 (ISO) » Sun Nov 09, 2008 9:58 am

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You get to make one now. Editing first post to show how it's meant.
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Post Post #24 (ISO) » Sun Nov 09, 2008 10:00 am

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Korts wrote:how appropriate, you post like a cow
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