The duel consists of five lines/insults each, in reply to each other, pretty much the same way as in the game. It will be decided by rolling a two-sided die who goes first; the second player's insult must be built on the first player's first line, the first player must then build on that, so on. After five lines each, a panel of judges will discuss through a quicktopic link whose insults were more fitting, and declares a winner; alternatively we could have a poll for a fixed number of days.
An outline of the rules:
Nothing personal, strictly silly?
That's basically the idea. Didn't really think this one through (yay for drunkposting!)
jdodge1019: hasjghsalghsakljghs is from vermont
jdodge1019: vermont is made of liberal freaks and cows
jdodge1019: he's not a liberal
jdodge1019: thus he is a cow