Roll to Dodge II - Again!

[skitzer]

DOUGLAS!

I revive Douglas from the dead using a spellbook from MafiaSSK's library.

[Kairyuu]

I, still covered in blood from my murder of Douglass, snap skitzer's neck as he looks through his spellbook, killing him instantly.

[pacman281292]

I dance with bird

[Drench]

I walk across the road to the aforementioned Library, finding the above horrific scene.

[yellowbounder]

I ask people for help with replacement with my Roll to Dodge based mafia game.

[animorpherv1]

I ask people for help with replacement with my Roll to Dodge based mafia game.

Get with the rolling.

[Korts]

I ask people for help with replacement with my Roll to Dodge based mafia game.

Get with the rolling.

patience, good flavor takes time to brew

[Kairyuu]

Since I already used my action this time I can say this without it counting.

I join yellowbounder in asking people to replace into Face Down and Thirsty. We really need those two replacements, they missed all of D2.

[yellowbounder]

I transfer my soul to the unicorn.

(5) Your soul is transferred into Douglas' dead body. It is uncomfortably cold, and wet.

I eat some vitamins.

(2) You decide to eat McDonald's food.

I go into the cave that skull kid just entered.

(3) You chase him, but are unable to stop yourself falling down a chasm. Strange lights fly past you, forming images of masks that you may encounter in the future. Then you land on a flower.

Roll to dodge: 1

The skull kid has turned you into a deku scrub. You look like a plant, except rather cute.

Yet again I try to grab the largest spellbook.

(5) You nearly grab it, but then you remember that repeated actions irritate the mod. So instead, you decide to hum.

Roll to dodge: 4

By the way, there's a mouse on your head.

teehee.. I learn to fly

(1) You put on some more clothes. In fact, your latest invention is using the power of static electricity to attract clothes to you. In essence, any piece of clothing is drawn towards you.

This took a period of about three weeks to research, but instead of researching it yourself, you instead nick it off Wikipedia.

Roll to dodge: 2

Can anyone spell "human snowball"? You start rolling.

I wish Kairyuu a happy birthday.

(1) You defenestrate his face. With an axe.

I try, again, prodding CFoH into action, seeing as last time it didn't work...

(6) He starts including you as a legitimate target, and then starts

cleaning fire

, a 3rd Level Encounter power.

Roll to dodge: 12 + Dex Modifier

You're just missed, but your hair is singed. Now your hair dye has burnt off, your naturally purple hair is revealed.

i turn on the gas at McDonalds, run outside, and toss a lit lighter into the restaurant.

(1) You shut yourself in the oven, because it's toasty.

Roll to dodge: 1

Can you smell something burning?

I change my class to necromancer

(3) You change necromancy to your major, but you're still attending drama classes.

I explode.

(2) You sulk in the corner, like most anti-social people do.

I dance.

(4) You do.

I stand on xelada's head.

(2) It's too small.

I carefully, carefully inspect my brakes. Haha meta.

(5) You do not even have to inspect them yourself, your loyal servant does it instead. He informs you that the brakes are cut, and then summons the helicopter. Why didn't you use the helicopter initially? Some things no one can answer.

I check to make sure there's no unicorns still rampaging in my immediate vicinity.

(1) You're blind again. How tiresome.

DOUGLAS!

I revive Douglas from the dead using a spellbook from MafiaSSK's library.

(6) You revive two Douglases. Now you spend the forty five minutes episode debating which one is the "real" one.

I, still covered in blood from my murder of Douglass, snap skitzer's neck as he looks through his spellbook, killing him instantly.

(6) You snap skitzer's neck. Unfortunately, it just rotates three hundred and sixty degrees, and turns back. Then you stab one of the Douglases, and the other spends a lot of time moping about whether he was the original.

I dance with bird

(3) You two are now the official RtD2 couple.

I walk across the road to the aforementioned Library, finding the above horrific scene.

(4) It's not that horrific actually. More gruesome.

I ask people for help with replacement with my Roll to Dodge based mafia game.

(1) No one cares!

Roll to dodge: 3

It would be great if people helped out.

patience, good flavor takes time to brew

You give me far too much credit.

[MafiaSSK]

I being able to read spellbooks from the outside cast a spell to protect me from any attacks.

[Pentadragon]

I go to heaven.

[wolframnhart]

i go to hell

[bird1111]

MafiaSSK's cells decide to stop working. Without me having anything to do with it.

[ShadowGirl]

I put hasdgfas in an aquarium.

[Mokina]

Predictibly, I GO TO THE CHOPPA.

[StrangerCoug]

Fast food somehow makes people skinny.

[Korts]

I defeat CFoH in an epic battle. There can only be one of us!

[xelada]

I become a fully fledged necromancer.

[animorpherv1]

Me, my clothes, and and anyone else in the way, run straight into a restaurant, we break through the wall, and smother a copule of waitresses. I then turn off my device, filling the restaurant with random pieces of clothing.

[ChuckNorris]

I eat food from Burger King.

[Kairyuu]

I square off with the remaining Douglas with my newly enhanced +2

vorpal

spork of stabbity death. Now whenever I roll a natural 20 I get an instant kill.

[Natirasha]

I persuade my undead bear lover army to help me overthrow Mokina.

[Drench]

I set upon installing flesh-eating shadows into the Library. Y'know, to make it more realistic.

[skitzer]

I use Douglas's magical teleportation powers and warp to the nearest Burger King.

[Inquisitor Vulcan Skorn]

I appear dramatically with blazing lightning and crashing thunder.