animorpherv1 wrote:I find and put on clothes
(6) You were never naked in the first place. However, you decide to put on a couple of extra layers of clothes. After all, your mother always told you that in order to save the world, you had to save the cheerleader. Which somehow involves clothes...
You never did quite get why your mother blathered on about that.
Pentadragon wrote:I force everyone to enter my dream world.
(3) A portal opens up to your dream world, but no one is forced to enter it. However, a couple of unicorns do decide to enter, and instantly become hostile when they see you.
Roll to dodge: 2
You are gored by very real unicorns, in your dreams. Those observing your body in the real world, (in a medical sense of course), notice that suddenly your torso is bleeding violently, and you've got about sixteen seconds of consciousness left.
StrangerCoug wrote:Everybody has to roll to dodge.
(4) Indeed, they shall. Including you.
Roll to dodge: 3
Your teeth are dirty.
wolframnhart wrote:Ok then I try to suffocate Korts in unicorn dung.
(2) Unicorns never leave faecal matter in restaurants. They're 23% Sparkle RNA, don't you know?
Roll to dodge: 2
Your face is ugly.
hasdgfas wrote:I learn an Ocarina song
(5) You learn the Song of Storms, the Prelude of Light, and the Oath to Order.
Roll to dodge: 1
The skull kid takes your ocarina, and your horse. He's ridden off into that cave!
ShadowGirl wrote:I bribe Mokina's servants to kill her.
(5) You spend an awful lot of money, and in order to pay back the bank, you have to endure backbreaking labour for the next six years. However, you contract a nasty fungal infection after an incident with a watermelon and a passing doctor, and then have to spend your accumulated cash on surgery to remove your infected kidney, since you didn't get health insurance to save money.
Once you got out of hospital, about six years and three months later, you discover that Monika's reign is very popular with her subjects, and it will take a lot more money than you have accumulated in order to get her assassinated (this has something to with the fact she gives the assassin's guild tax cuts). Thus, you decide to infriltrate the biggest company in the whole kingdom, called Daadle, a very reputable internet company. Over the next twelve years, you rise up the ranks of this company, slowly becoming more and more influential, and more and more rich, until you have more power and control over people than Queen Monika I herself does.
You then fund the money into long term premium bonds, as well as investing in the market over the course of about six months. However, disaster strikes as the sub-optimious-prime mortgage crisis destroys all your accumulated funds, and makes you, and Daadle look very silly in the process.
Eventually, twenty seven years after you started, you are a broken person, with only one hundred and two dollars to your name.
You then give one hundred dollars to a footman to cut Monika's brakes.
Roll to dodge: 1
For some reason, even though you've aged twenty seven years, everyone else is okay!
skitzer wrote:I befriend a unicorn.
(4) You spend a lot of time with a blue unicorn called Douglas, and learn a lot about unicorn culture. Unfortunately, your time together is cut short when he passes away in a freak restaurant accident.
Roll to dodge: 2
You're a bit upset. You're also ugly.
Kairyuu wrote:I go on a unicorn killing spree with my +2 Spork of Stabbity death.
(5) You spend your time hunting down a blue unicorn called Douglas, and eventually execute him, just because he's a unicorn. You bribe the authorities into calling it a "freak restaurant accident", and gloat in an evil fashion.
Roll to dodge: 6
You're okay, I guess.
Wall-E wrote:I punch animorpherv1 for punching bird1111 for punching MafiaSSK.
(1) You feel kind of fond of animorpherv1, actually. His eyes are so cute.
Roll to dodge: 4
Romantic music starts playing, and is abruptly halted when bird1111 continues to dance.
MafiaSSK wrote:I grab the largest spellbook.
(1) You grab the smallest cookbook. It's called "How to Serve Man".
Roll to dodge: 4
It's made of people!
Wizardcat wrote:I compare Mokina and Monika.
(6) They're basically the same thing, except Monika is a nickname.
Roll to dodge: 2
That doesn't need a prosthetic stomach.
Natirasha wrote:I summon my undead bear army.
(3) You summon your army of bears, who proceed to talk to each other, and slowly become happy as they find their soul mates.
Roll to dodge: 4
You find your soul mate, but he is taken away by a bird. As in, vulture.
pacman281292 wrote:I kill Natirasha's army of bears.
Sorry, I hate bears.
(3) Your hatred of the bear culture knows no bounds, and you start systematically executing them, by dressing up as a vulture, and getting a jet pack. You haven't thought it through beyond that.
Roll to dodge: 1
This costume's stuck to your body!
Mokina wrote:I cast a spell to summon a throne and army. With my trusty toothbrush. Yeah.
(6) You have six thrones, and six armies. One for each of your golden diamond encrusted crowns.
Your toothbrush is actually a royal toothbrush, which is like an ordinary toothbrush, except more posh.
Roll to dodge: 6
You're tall.
Demon Pineapple wrote:I leave McDonalds, and go to the nearest restaurant that has a pinball machine.
(2) You sit by yourself in the corner.
Roll to dodge: 4
Can I haz cheezeburger?
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