Daniel Anix Presents: The 20th Anniversary of UPick Game

[The Cabal]

^^

[WePick]

i do not believe more heads are better than one in mafia

Thats what a one head

would say.

~change

firebringer

[humaneatingmonkey]

it would be fun to decide a 2v1 ELo between The Cabal and WePick so that prospect is actually exciting

[humaneatingmonkey]

imagine the amount of meta they'll have to pull on each other

[humaneatingmonkey]

@ITF are you an alt? or are you new?

[WePick]

im going to make meta arguments on why my other heads are scummy

~firebringer

[humaneatingmonkey]

i prefer a hydra elimination actually because 11 players in one slot means there's no meaningfully reading that slot. for me at least. it's a skill issue.

We need to bow out before melo/elo if the game doesn't end first. But, we'd like to catch some scum first.

for boring reasons, who said this?

[The Cabal]

i prefer a hydra elimination actually because 11 players in one slot means there's no meaningfully reading that slot. for me at least. it's a skill issue.

We need to bow out before melo/elo if the game doesn't end first. But, we'd like to catch some scum first.

for boring reasons, who said this?

The alchemist.

Spoiler:

[humaneatingmonkey]

very lit

[WePick]

im going to make meta arguments on why my other heads are scummy

~firebringer

You still aren't over me aren't you?

-Drew

[WePick]

i prefer a hydra elimination actually because 11 players in one slot means there's no meaningfully reading that slot. for me at least. it's a skill issue.

We need to bow out before melo/elo if the game doesn't end first. But, we'd like to catch some scum first.

for boring reasons, who said this?

The alchemist.

Spoiler:

You had kind words for me before the union buster mafia

Your death shall be swift and painless

-Drew

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i also think a 11v11 hydra fight would be hilarious

`firebringer

so challenge them to a duel

i'll be the ref and come up with the contests

every time one side loses they get voted

first to 6 votes dies

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i prefer a hydra elimination actually because 11 players in one slot means there's no meaningfully reading that slot. for me at least. it's a skill issue.

We need to bow out before melo/elo if the game doesn't end first. But, we'd like to catch some scum first.

this is a meme game we're not here to catch bad guys

we're here to have a good time and annoy AniX

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

OFFICIAL CABAL VS WEPICK RULES

Each side will pick ELEVEN DIFFERENT GAMES[i.e. Chess, Rock Paper Scissors, Trivial Pursuit, Pagetop Stealing Contest etc] to compete in and submit them as SOON AS POSSIBLE. If you do not submit any games I will simply not put any of your choices into the pool.

Pooky as a COMPLETELY unbiased ARBITER OF THE GAMES will randomly select games you submitted to play. if you do not submit any games, Pooky will select whatever the hell he wants.

Each time your hydra loses a game, a player in the totally meme mafia game will vote for your hydra. If any hydra receives six votes they will suffer a most tragic defeat whereas the other Hydra will be crowned HERO OF THE ELEVENTH HOUR and AUTOMATICALLY ADVANCE TO FINAL ELO.

[The Cabal]

i prefer a hydra elimination actually because 11 players in one slot means there's no meaningfully reading that slot. for me at least. it's a skill issue.

We need to bow out before melo/elo if the game doesn't end first. But, we'd like to catch some scum first.

this is a meme game we're not here to catch bad guys

we're here to have a good time and annoy AniX

That was my plan all the way up until I saw our rolecard. Being a miller is serious business. Being a death miller? I want to end this with NOBODY believing we're scum despite our flip.

Also, Bell is in this hydra.

[humaneatingmonkey]

the only way you'll have me believe that you're not scum is if you win the cabal vs wepick showdown

[humaneatingmonkey]

btw, you're seriously claiming death miller? that's not a meme claim?

[WePick]

OFFICIAL CABAL VS WEPICK RULES

Each side will pick ELEVEN DIFFERENT GAMES[i.e. Chess, Rock Paper Scissors, Trivial Pursuit, Pagetop Stealing Contest etc] to compete in and submit them as SOON AS POSSIBLE. If you do not submit any games I will simply not put any of your choices into the pool.

Pooky as a COMPLETELY unbiased ARBITER OF THE GAMES will randomly select games you submitted to play. if you do not submit any games, Pooky will select whatever the hell he wants.

Each time your hydra loses a game, a player in the totally meme mafia game will vote for your hydra. If any hydra receives six votes they will suffer a most tragic defeat whereas the other Hydra will be crowned HERO OF THE ELEVENTH HOUR and AUTOMATICALLY ADVANCE TO FINAL ELO.

./in for chess

~firebringer

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

btw, you're seriously claiming death miller? that's not a meme claim?

claims are irrelevant in a fight to the death

[The Cabal]

btw, you're seriously claiming death miller? that's not a meme claim?

Bell claimed. Bell. Of course it's not a meme claim. He's even more srsbsns about mafia than I am.

Claiming right away was a group choice we came to while waiting centuries for the game to start.

[The Cabal]

btw, you're seriously claiming death miller? that's not a meme claim?

claims are irrelevant in a fight to the death

I'm not interested in your reindeer games.

[humaneatingmonkey]

can you give us more info? what's your win condition?

[The Cabal]

can you give us more info? what's your win condition?

We're user aligned and we win by banning all the admin aligned players as long as one user aligned player is still standing e.g., not banned.

[The Cabal]

The rationale for being user aligned is that bork is a tech admin who's overriding concern is keeping the site up and running. We're a death miller because despite being as purehearted as the driven Wisconsin snow Bork likes to shovel while designing games, nevertheless his name is in red.

[The Cabal]

Also, bourbon is life.