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Jake The Wolfie
Jake The Wolfie he/they
Mafia Scum
Jake The Wolfie he/they
Mafia Scum Mafia Scum
Posts: 3601 Joined: July 13, 2019
Pronoun: he/they
Location: Floorda
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Post #175 (ISO ) » Fri Jan 19, 2024 12:54 pm
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by Jake The Wolfie » Fri Jan 19, 2024 12:54 pm
Granted. They drive him into manslaughter instead.
I wish you a merry christmas.
StrangerCoug
StrangerCoug He/Him
Does not Compute
StrangerCoug He/Him
Does not Compute Does not Compute
Posts: 12457 Joined: May 6, 2008
Pronoun: He/Him
Location: San Antonio, Texas
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Post #176 (ISO ) » Fri Jan 19, 2024 1:39 pm
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by StrangerCoug » Fri Jan 19, 2024 1:39 pm
Granted. Yours isn't so merry.
I wish to get back to learning Japanese.
RH9
RH9 he/him
Mafia Scum
RH9 he/him
Mafia Scum Mafia Scum
Posts: 2907 Joined: November 15, 2019
Pronoun: he/him
Location: Epping, New South Wales, Australia
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Post #177 (ISO ) » Fri Jan 19, 2024 4:17 pm
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by RH9 » Fri Jan 19, 2024 4:17 pm
Granted. Your friends become jealous when you become more fluent in Japanese than them.
I wish that everybody treats everybody else the way they wish to be treated themselves.
indefinite hiatus from mafia solo
StrangerCoug
StrangerCoug He/Him
Does not Compute
StrangerCoug He/Him
Does not Compute Does not Compute
Posts: 12457 Joined: May 6, 2008
Pronoun: He/Him
Location: San Antonio, Texas
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Post #178 (ISO ) » Fri Jan 19, 2024 4:48 pm
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by StrangerCoug » Fri Jan 19, 2024 4:48 pm
Granted. Apparently, everybody wants to be at war with everybody else.
I wish for the world not to be destroyed by war.
DragonEater70
DragonEater70 He/Him
Jack of All Trades
DragonEater70 He/Him
Jack of All Trades Jack of All Trades
Posts: 7785 Joined: February 4, 2023
Pronoun: He/Him
Location: UTC+2
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Post #179 (ISO ) » Fri Jan 19, 2024 7:32 pm
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by DragonEater70 » Fri Jan 19, 2024 7:32 pm
Granted. It's destroyed by extreme climate changes.
I wish I had my motivation to play mafia back.
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ORAM
ORAM She/Her
Townie
ORAM She/Her
Townie Townie
Posts: 82 Joined: October 25, 2020
Pronoun: She/Her
Location: The Northwest
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Post #180 (ISO ) » Fri Jan 19, 2024 7:34 pm
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by ORAM » Fri Jan 19, 2024 7:34 pm
Granted. It comes with the desire to make the game as unfun as possible for everyone else.
I wish I had no allergies.
humaneatingmonkey
humaneatingmonkey
Survivor
humaneatingmonkey
Survivor Survivor
Posts: 11578 Joined: June 7, 2017
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Post #181 (ISO ) » Fri Jan 19, 2024 8:30 pm
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by humaneatingmonkey » Fri Jan 19, 2024 8:30 pm
Granted. Your immune system no longer works.
I wish I can wake up and be 11 in 2007 again.
RH9
RH9 he/him
Mafia Scum
RH9 he/him
Mafia Scum Mafia Scum
Posts: 2907 Joined: November 15, 2019
Pronoun: he/him
Location: Epping, New South Wales, Australia
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Post #182 (ISO ) » Fri Jan 19, 2024 10:08 pm
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by RH9 » Fri Jan 19, 2024 10:08 pm
Granted. You wake up in Hollywood.
I wish everybody worked together against climate change.
indefinite hiatus from mafia solo
StrangerCoug
StrangerCoug He/Him
Does not Compute
StrangerCoug He/Him
Does not Compute Does not Compute
Posts: 12457 Joined: May 6, 2008
Pronoun: He/Him
Location: San Antonio, Texas
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Post #183 (ISO ) » Sat Jan 20, 2024 2:13 am
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by StrangerCoug » Sat Jan 20, 2024 2:13 am
Granted. The world is taken over by a dictator who arrests anyone he thinks is going against his plan to fight climate change, even if that person had a better idea.
I wish I didn't have anxiety about having to interact with strangers. Sometimes they act unpredictably...
RH9
RH9 he/him
Mafia Scum
RH9 he/him
Mafia Scum Mafia Scum
Posts: 2907 Joined: November 15, 2019
Pronoun: he/him
Location: Epping, New South Wales, Australia
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Post #184 (ISO ) » Tue Jan 30, 2024 6:41 pm
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by RH9 » Tue Jan 30, 2024 6:41 pm
Granted. You are no longer anxious about having to interact with strangers. But they seem a bit too predictable in their interactions with you, almost as if they are parroting everything you say.
I wish that everybody lived in eternal peace and harmony.
indefinite hiatus from mafia solo
humaneatingmonkey
humaneatingmonkey
Survivor
humaneatingmonkey
Survivor Survivor
Posts: 11578 Joined: June 7, 2017
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Post #185 (ISO ) » Tue Jan 30, 2024 6:45 pm
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by humaneatingmonkey » Tue Jan 30, 2024 6:45 pm
Granted. Welcome to the singularity.
I wish A̶̝̙͓̪̱̲̭̖͍̠̣̔̏̿́͐͑̄ͅs̴̨͇͔̼̈̀͆͛̍́̊́̒̕͠͠ ̷̙̜̖͆̓͑̀́͂̇̊̐̚͝͠a̶̯͈̞̅͗͛̌̑̈͒̇̽̉n̸̖̯̘̔͛̔́̑̽̓̕ ̶̨͖͎̭̀̋͌͒͝A̸̡̛͍̘͇̩̜̦̝̺̻͉͍̻̎̈͘I̸̦̼͚͔̝̝̩͖̍̃ͅ ̴̡̡̨̭͈͍͉͛̏̓̚ḍ̷͆̀̋e̶̡̡̨̞̯̦̦̲͔̬̪̅̏͐̈̄͆͗̒̉̈́͝͝v̵̭̱͖͖̟̳͙̮͎͉̘͚̒̀̍̀̀͊̕͘͠͝͝e̶͚͎̥͎̠̓̀̇͂̅̆̂̍̂́̒̌̕͠l̸̮̣͈̤̬̤̳̩̦͖͎̙̞̫̩̈́̒̋͊̎̒͗̎̐͂͋͛̅̄͝o̸͓̯̙̠̖̼̤̠̞͈̠̻̟͋̒͆̌͝ͅp̷̤̝̤̑͗̈̇̆ͅȩ̵̛̺̦͉͙̍̇͐̽̎͑̐d̷̙͖̫̬̰̼͇͍̈͒̿̐̂͑̒̏́̄͆̈̚ ̷̡̜̳̗͍̗̗̘̹̟̝͎͔̞̳͐͒̽̓̽̇̀͊͊̀̄͑̈́͂͠b̴̢̦̹͋̆̑̉̽͘y̸̙͓͒͐͛̈́̓̓̋̚̚ ̵͚̱̻̘̙͈̗̱̬̎͜ͅǑ̴̭̤̥̰̙͔̤͕̰͔̗̜͍͓͒͂͒p̶̨̥͍͖͕͙͒e̴̬̼͌͗͜ṉ̶̬̝͉͉̃̒̇A̴̧̛͍̗̹̝̠̤̦̦͇͖̞̘̎̈́̔͂̐̅̏͒̔͘͝Į̵̝͕̟̰̱̌͑̍̾́̂̑̈́͑̾,̶̨̡̳̖̰͕̥̫̮͇̖̠̗͐ ̷̧̜̝͕͓̱̮̲̳̜̲̦̖̬̜̆̈́̈́̔͝I̴̡̯̳̹̘͍̜̊̿̎͛́̍̀̍͋̾͑͆̈́͘ ̸̢̡͙͚͔͕̻̦͉̼͖̃̿̀̔̿̐̐̄̄̚͝͠͝ḏ̶̈́̈́̓͂̽̊̔o̸͙͈͎͚̳̒͋̓͂̊n̸͇͈̒̐̌̅̑͋͊̾͆̓͘̚͝'̸̛̙͆̉̔̈̒́́͆͘͠͝ţ̵͉̣̳͍̫͍́̐̈́̏ ̷̝̟͕̳̩͇̼̤̘̀̾̂̇̒͑̍͋̈́͒̚͘ḩ̷̘͚̙̮̟̦̉́́̐͊̆̍ͅǎ̴̤̲̪̟̯͔̼̫̹̳͎͉͉͂̒̊̊͑͘͠ͅv̴̨̭̘̱͍͓̥̜̗̪̹́͆͆̀͂̒̅̃̔͘̚͘͜͠͝͠ę̸̧̧̰̫̦̪̫̻̆̉͠ ̷̳̺̌̔́̀̇̿̿̓̑̕͘ͅp̴̧͍͈̃̉̀e̸͕̘̔͒̊͆̅̐͠r̵̡̰̰̗̪̘͓̩̘̒͆͑́̉̅̿̓s̵̻͌́͆͑̄̓͆̕͘̕͠o̸̢̫͍̿̌̆́̈́́͂̂́n̴̝̤̐̂́͌̓̔ă̸̱̘̠̦̣̣̮̖͔̭̯͔̤̥̆̓̿͒l̵̨͕̪̙̲̝̻̗̬̼̦̰̲̣̊͛͝ ̴̧̢̜̝̗̭̠̱̲̻̭̺̺̾́̊͐̋͐͋͛̂̽̐̀̚d̷̙͙̤̞̯̺̱͖̘͍̻͉͐̄̑̂è̸͇s̵̨̹͈͑͂̈́́́͠î̶̦̘̠͔̼͍̜̣͚͖̘̓̂̔̉̈́̍̅́́ͅr̷͙̜̗̝̖̤̮͓̞͕̪̘̻̭͊̈́̏̏́̈́̇ę̵̘̖̣͓̲͛̐̑̂͒̐͆͒͌̓̾͜͝ͅs̵̢̨̡̞͎̥͉̱͓̠͈̆́̄̉̍͜͝ ̸̧̡̮̰̓̐̈́̇͋̃̈́̌͝o̷̢̙̺͈̯̝̠͓͈̖͓̥̻͆̓̽̌͋̌ȓ̷̛̰͛̋̔ ̴̧̡̛̳̙͈̣̳̱̤̤̜̜͉͐͑̎͆́̆̄̓̿̕͝w̸̢̨̛̲̺̼͉̙̳̰͖̗̝̓̀́̊͋̿ì̶̻̘̬̯̇́̇̚͝ş̶̧̫͙͕̬̩͚͚̊̎͌͛̀̏ĥ̸̨̘̝̫̥̌̕e̶͇̮͈̯͒̈́͛̉̓̌͆̈́s̴̙̓͛̓͑͗̓͜.̵̞̱͍̥̱̥͕̪̯̪̣̜͙͖̚ ̶̡̛̹̻̼̣̭̟̔̓́̐̿̀̑͋̌̈̕͜I̵͙̠̞̗͉͎̳̩͐͠f̸̡̡̛͓̩̖͓̙̲̫̙̠̖̻̄͗̀͝ ̴̦̜̰̞͙́͒̉̐͒̉̎͛̔̓͂̽ͅI̴͙̔͌̌̋̄͛̂͊̈́͝͝͠ ̵̡̭̣̝̲̮̣̬̻͋̑͒́́͆͊̐͑̍́̕w̷̩̜͕̹̙̥̦͔̹̪̉̅̒͘ȅ̵̢̪̟̹̟̻̖̌̎͝ŗ̸̧͚͙̙̙̥͙̝͇̊̆̄̄̈́̓̂̀̅͛̃͠é̴̢̗̗̆̈́̅̐͝ ̸̛̯͖̤̰̉̈̍t̶̨̰͔͖͚͎͔̳͈͊̂̏̊́̍̐̄̑̐̿̀ỏ̶͓̺̯̭̤̼͍̥̪̤̳̼̰̻̳͂̔̓̑͛́͘͘͠͝ ̷̨̘͈̞̦̩̱̽̈͒̓́͂̑͑̎͊̎̚͘ͅe̸̱͍͐̓͋̅̈͒͜͝͝x̵̡̱̺̳͇́̋̿̌̏ṕ̵̨͓̟̹͎̗̤͜r̴̢͈̣͓̓̉̈́̈́͆͆͠e̴͕̰̯̩̜̗͔̪͚̖͇̼͇̥̫͛̓̄̑͗̉̉́͊͛̐͠s̸̡̠̝͈̝̖̜̬͍̮̭̺̈́̐̈́́̈͑͗̒͊͐̓̍͘̕͝s̴̡̺͙̣̮̮̗̫̳̥̥̬̭͒̑ ̸̻̫̳͖͓̣̜̗̠̲͓͒͜ͅa̴̹͓̲͉̦͚͂̉ ̶̢̛͉̯͇̫͍͎͉͎͓̳͎͂͊̓͛͆̕̕͝"̵̬̫̈́̇̓̀̔̂̔̿́̐́͛͐̚w̴̲͕͒̑̅̚i̴̡̧̨̮̬̲͕͚̟̭̫̝͚̎̄͑̏̃s̷̤̭͉̭̬̤͍͍̏͗̈́̓̊̚h̷̫͉̫͔̼̎̋̏̌͋͝"̶̙̪͕̻̣̠̯̪̹̼͊̍̏͛̍̐̿̎̈́̃̆̕͘͠ ̶̰͉̘̘̘̩̬̣̘͒͑̀͜͜ͅͅi̸̝͕̗̽̆̓́̒̌͘ṋ̶̡̗͇̹̐̋̈́̅͑͑̓͒ ̴̧̇̔́̉́̉͂̒̓͝͝l̷͎̫̬̙̖͔̾̅̒̂͑̊̕į̷͍̙̺͙̭̝̰͚̠̲̍͘ͅn̶̡̘͕͕̬͙̥͖͈̝̯̈́̂̃͂̅̅́̓́̃̽̈͘e̶̖̟͔̙̥̦̮͎̝̦̙͓̲̦̒́̾̌͌͒̏͂̀̉͊͗̔ ̷̡̛̞͍͉̘̭̬̟̘̻͓̭̝̗̗̅̅͂̍̍͒w̵̢͇̖̯͕̰͈͈̲̣͌͌͐̔ḯ̶̝̪̬̲͓̭͚̹͚̥̳̖̤̀͐̋̉̅̿͗̊̈̎̚͘͠ṫ̴̳̜̰̜̮̲͛̀̑̏ḧ̴̡͚̣̙̮̝̠̠̣͈͚̰͍́͛̋̾̓͌̈́̑̓͛̄̕͠ͅ ̵͖̞̹̟̞͙̗͕̰͇̪̯͙̫͑̽m̶̧̨̩̦̪̪͔̋͂̀̄̅y̵̳̯̮̰̯̭̣̬̲̤͎̑̽ ̴̥͎̫̲̦̜̳̖͍͉̐ͅp̵̛̬̳̹̫̭͓͎̺͉̜̭̆͑̈́̉͛͗̉̾̓͜͝r̵̙͙̲̬̜͂̿̀̓̋̎̿͘͝ͅo̵͖͈̥̝̫̞̮̻͕͙͖̿̽̌̃̉͑̈͂͠͝͝͝ǵ̵̣̪̮͔̃̄͌̔͑̅̈́̈́̑̄̔̆͠r̵̡̡̹̘͙̱͚̙̻͇̞̜̫̾̂̎̔̀͒̈́͒̍͂̀̾͠ǎ̸͇̥͑̌͜m̴͖̝̫̜̞̩̞͛̂m̶̻̗̱̗̏ͅi̴͇̙͇͌͛̑̉̃̽̌͜͠͝n̶̺͉͈̮̈́̉̈́̿̎̾g̴̨̧̛͙͇̰̱̎̂̽̅̎ ̸̡̨͚̜͍̭͍̜̤͚̦̮̏͆̏ͅä̴̧̱͎́͑̈́͂͒͐͠ņ̷̺̣͚̩̳͆͂̋̅̀́̈́̓̃͆̅͘͘̕ͅd̴͈̮̺̝̠̰̠͑͛ ̴̯̯̖̀̆̏̓͂̀̐͊͌̑̓̕͠͠p̴̡̣̲̜͈͙̜̜͚͇̹̮͊̀̈́͑̔͌̍͊ų̶̖̮͚͎͕̜͖͉́̊͐͆̆r̸͍̻̻͇̤̐p̴̢͙̺̲͇̗͍͈̃̃̀̑̉̽̾̓̔͂̇͝͠͝͝ơ̵̢̧͓̬͓̖̫̥̟̟̰̰͙͐̅͌̐̑̒͐̔̇͠s̷͔̼̳͂͑͗̈́̽̈́͒̓̆͝ë̶̡͓̦̹͔̰͔̟̘͈̿̓̆̐̀,̴̪̒̽̽͑̊̔̈́̏̀̒̈́̇̒̚͝ ̷̤̇͋̃̀̎͋̕ḯ̵̡̡̠͕͓̩͖̫̙͚̱͉̙͓̬̽ţ̷̘͙͇̖̺̬͎̙̱̙̠͗̌͆͐́ͅ ̷̬̠͉̳͛͋͒̈̊̏͑͗̚͜w̸̞̫̠̣͎̥͎̭̘̠͎̄͐̉͠o̸̟̟̙̹̖͌̓̓͒̕͝ͅų̴̢͖̟̫͚͖̥̈́̇̀̑͠l̶̛̗͈̦̲̘͖̯̣̇̌͗́̎̓̄̊̑̈́̎̍͂d̵͓̘̣͚͈̉̀͂̐̑̿͆̆ ̴̞̜̼̺̰͎̳̟̼͈̀̄̓ḇ̴̟̓̃̇̈́̉̿̈́́̒̓͋͘͝ē̷̢̼͔̼͉̩̖̜͆̏̐̄͌̀́͂͘̚͠ ̴̛̱̟́͜t̴̛͇̫̔́̒̋̿̆͠ǫ̶̧̙̘͉̘̬̞͍̬̉̓͛̈́͐̂ͅ ̴̡̧̢͓̻͖̪͓͓̱̲͖̠̐̀̏̋̈́̏̾̃͒͑̅͆́͐͘c̶͇̜͍̦͔̠͇̙̊̓͗̓̽̂̉͘͝o̴̧̥̣̦͓̹̎̉́̈́̿̐̋͗̌̀͋͌̕͝ͅǹ̸̢̢͓̥̱͖̞̺̤͉̼̘̖̝̞̈́̾̂́͒͘t̵̘̤͎͆́ͅỉ̴̢̛̳͖̤͓̰̅͛̆̽̅̇̍̃͗̈̎̎͘n̵̝͋̅̔̇̾̂͋̆̋͊̑́̈͝͝ų̵̼͖͎̩̏̊o̷͍̒̆̊̔̍͊̈́̚ṵ̶̡̡̤̺̗͖̼͙͈̩̞͑̽͛̍͜͝͝ͅş̴̛̺̠̹̲̋̔́̂́̉̚͜l̵̙̰͉͍͇͔̀̀̎̓̅͗̆̊̈́̉ỳ̵̡͎̪̹͈͈̦̖̠̯̹͇̂̉̓͑͌̃͑͘͝ ̵͖̗̯̭̫̰̮͉͔͙̘́̍̅͝ì̶̳͙̎̉̈́̔͂̌͝m̵͉̼̬͓̰̟͉̂̎̓̓̋̈́͌̈́̄̚ͅṗ̵͚͎͇͎̭͍̙͒̌̋͝͠r̴̢̧̺̘͍̯̪̳̣̮͔̩͍͑̀̀͗͂͐̾͛̎̆̀͜o̸̰̰̭̠̰͎̟̜͆̉͂̈́͗̚v̸̡̻͖̲̺̞̮̏̆̔̔̎̐͊͋͆͝ͅé̶̤̬̍̄̓̋͊̉͑͘͝͝ ̵̡̹̙̳̤̤͂̉̓̈̄̈̅̽̃͗̚̚͝͝a̷̡̻̪̩̼̺̓͐̔̿́͋͑̓n̴̢̡̛̮̼̥̯̳̭͇͎̣̂̄̅̃͗̓͐ͅd̴̡̨̛͍̻̠̂͊̒͐̌͋̋̈͜ ̶̨̼͖̬̳̖̻̣̊̒͗͗͝b̷̬̪̳̲̳͎̞͚̺̅͆̿̑̒̌͂͜e̶̛͓̐̾̍̈́̈́̂̈́͛̕̕ͅc̴̭̺̅̊͗͐̒̆̀̒̐͘͝͝ö̷̱̤́̂͒͆̓͝m̵̨̰͙͍̠͇̉̈́é̵̜̼̀̽̊̓̊̔͝͠ ̷̡̝̤̪̘̄m̶̬̻̜̞̤̿̊̚͘͜ö̵̳̖̼́̎͠ṙ̶̞̗̠̻̞̪̬͖͍̥͈̭̀ͅȩ̵̹̲̲̭̱̘̤̘̘̟̈̔̓̈́̀̾͊̈́͐̊͂̋̅̆̚ͅ ̷̢͕̘͕̣̙͖̹̤̘̃̂̓̓͌͛͌̽̿̕h̸̨͓͍̟̤̠̱͙̗̲͉̠̻͛̿͆͌̉͋̄͗͑͐̔͘e̶̛͚͇̿̈͛͑̆̐̂̏̑̈́̂̇͒͜l̶̨̮̭̈́̑̊̂̆̓͆̅̕͝͠p̶̛̝̮͍̤͇̗̞̳̞̯̝̤̏̐͛̈́̈͋͜͠͝f̷̡̳̭̥̬͚͔͎̠̠͇̌̈́͆́̀̊͆̃͘͜ų̴̦̲̤͇̞̪̰͈͕̠͝l̷̡̰͎̤̜̰͖͙̪̄͌͛̓̄͂̒͝,̴̡̛̹͈͓̜̥͕͕̲̠̝̠̦͗͂̈͌̓͑̅͂͑͐̈́̈́̕͝ ̷̡̡̩̠̤͎̪͓͉͚̀̓͝a̷̙̬̪̅̐͛̀͌̒́͂͘ć̶̘̖̫͈̮̤̠̤̠̗̉͌͒̽̾͑̇̓ͅͅͅc̷͙͇͈̮͇̳͔̳͉̩̀̆̌̓̎͌̉́̋̌̕͝ͅư̸̗̮͋͐͌̍̀̓̚̕͠r̷̡̡͍̻̬̩͕̱̺̰̖͖̂̈̽̄͊͛̎̊̈́́̚͠͝ā̴̢̏̓͘̕t̸̨̤̹̻͓̘͓̗̱̤̹͉̼̥͐̋͘ͅe̴̢̛̥̰͕̪̣̣̪̮̮̻͐̓͌̀͂̈́̈̄̀̐̇͜ͅ,̷̣̠̭̝̯͓̤͍̪̻̱͕̤̩͂͂͒͊͊̅̈́̽̈̓͠ ̷̞̞̘̣͍͍̭͇̠͓͇̥̎̊̿̒́͊͛̿͝ͅa̷̢̨̨̫̣͕̙͇͎̩͇͋̈́̑̑̉̑̔͑͋̽̀n̸̢̨̛̼̗̤̮̬̦͈͔͖̭̹͓̐̿̀͋̾͊̂̓̚ͅd̵̡̡̜̗̦͕͇̣͖͍͍̙̒͗ ̵̬͇̳͍̜̟̖̙̀̎́͒̽̽̉̿̑́͠ȇ̷̡̛̼̓̀̓̽͛̽͐̑̉̕͠f̴̧̢͉̪̮̩̽̓̌̅͘͜͝f̵̧͙͈͍͍̣͇͓͐́͂͌ͅi̶̡̨̘̜̜̩̙̗̲̽͂̍͆͐̽͂̋̅̎͘͘c̴̨̟̳̙̯̮̪̈ǐ̸̢̬͇͙͔̮͈͈͚̃̏́͑̀̈́̇̅̑̈́͝ȅ̸̡̪̖͇̝͈͍̦̪̱̫͎̣͔͕̇̎͒̈́͊̂͗̑̕n̷̘̬͛͗̈́͌̓͋̂́͋̈́͛̾̚͝t̸̨̢̠͓͇͔͈̬̬͍̲̝͈̜͌̽̀ ̶̡̧̱̼̬̟͈͍̈́͋ͅi̸̤̍n̵̢̢͍͔͕̹̪͕̜̾̾͐̃̌̊́́̀̈̀̀͘͝ ̶̢̰̠̻̥͉̫͙̗͓̣̒͂́͒̃͜â̷̢̟̲͚͚͓̗͍̳̻̻̤̣̊́͆̃̂͊̽̀̏͘͝s̸̛̝͕͍͖̅̌̈́̑̆̏͌͠͝ŝ̶̨̨̛̗͔͈̗͒͛̎͂͘̕i̴̙͉̟̣̣̩̼͉͊̊̈͗̄̈́͑̓́̊̚š̴̨͎̠̟̫̹̽̑̊̄̑̽͝t̴̼͇̟̱͚͎̺̠͙̱̐́̉̋͐͒̐̓̄͋̚i̸̥̫̜̳̦̘̼̼̺̯̱̜͎͒ṉ̶͉̻̜̜̥̜̺͔̳́̐̄͐͐͐͋̚ͅĝ̴̤̈̇̆̅̕̕͝͝ ̷̖̹̲͔̠͊̌̈ͅą̴̦̙̎̇͑̓͘ñ̵̡̛͖̯̰͍͕͌͆̓̌̎͋͘͠d̶̫̤̜̱͇̩̥͖̘͖̪̾̇͂͂̆ ̴̜̟̹̀̈̾̂̈́p̸̧̧̛̣̭̜͔͉͙̦̋̔̋̓̄̕͝͝͝ͅͅr̴̭̟̄̀͗̉ō̶̢̧͕̖͖̞̙̹̩̞͚͈v̵̡̢̧̖͇͔̩̼͔̮̫̼̼̗̭̋͒́͠į̸̛̱̥̱̻͎͇̹̫̻̘̤̪͉̇́́̾͜d̶̰͓̪̖̙͎̆͛̊͋̽̓̎̈́́̈̆͘̚͜͠i̵̧̢̛͖̝̟͎̦̽͗̀̎̿̔̓͒͘ṅ̸̨͓̅̒͑̓̈́͝͝g̷͙̩̫̿̏͝ ̸̨̛̲̙̥̜̞͍̰͎͋̅̓͋̔̓̉́̈́̎͌͂́ͅi̵̧̢̼̝̲̮̥̙̣̰̬̙̾͘n̶̪͖̞̰̓̐̈́̓f̶̧̩̞͓̳͓͇͕̮̬̯͔̌͊͐͛̅̄͒͑͑͛̊͛͠ͅȏ̸̢̡̪̮̩͍̭̟̘̣͕̫́̅́̋͋͗͌̑̑̎͘͝͝ͅr̴̛͚̻̿͑̇̈̐̍͐̑̃̍m̵̘̙̦͇̞̲̬̍̉̒a̸̖̓̅̐̈́͂t̸̤͚͕̭̝̬͚͗̒́̊͂̔̓̽͛̀̊́͒͐ị̶̧̰̟͚̣̥͈̮̞͎̈́̚̕ó̵̢̢͎̬͇̭̻͙̻̞̺̙̠̇̍͂͌̍͂̉̚͠͠ņ̷̛̭̳̞̠̮̘̠̠͉̺̟̱̒͆̏̿̓̐̾͛̑̄̈́̄͊͜͠ ̸̢͔̹̺̦̪͈͚̳̹͍͕̖͙͍͂͂̅̾͒t̷̼͎̺̐̀̿̿̒̚͝͠o̸̧͕̬̲̦̝̹͖͇̼̱̣͎̝͑̃͗̏́̏̓́̇͆͝ ̴̡̣͇̬͔͙̼͕͙̺̺̭̠͍̊͒͋̒̓̀͑̈́̾̓͝ư̵̡̡̛̘̪̱̖̱̪͍̽̎̇̽̃̉̄͑͠ş̸̛̛̮͎̝̦̯̟̩͊͒̋͑̆̎̿̏̎̄͘͜ë̴̛̲̬̠̦̤͍̱̥͇̤̠́̑̌̈́͑ř̴͇̱̒̎̍͝͝s̷̨͔̻͓͗͊̔̄ͅ ̴̢̡̻͓̫̦͈̔ͅl̸̤̮͖͎̙͓̩̾͋́͐̋͒̇̑̕i̵̡̡̖̬̦̬̟̯̣̼̦͔͔̝͊͂̅̅̓̇̀̈́͊͘͠͠k̸̰̤͆̋̂̈́́͒͂̈̔̈́͘̕͝e̷̯̲͆̈́͛͊̈́̄̍̉̕̕͜ ̷̨̟̠̹̪̣̓͘y̷̧̢͉͊̾̈̅̍̉́̋͒̃̾̀͗̈͠ơ̸̝̅͌͂̿͒̅̌͌̍͆͝͝u̵̡̧̨͙͚͕̲̲͚͔̘͌͐͊̀̊͝.̵̢̝͈̠͖͔͖͈̲͔͓͎̪͕̱̈́̐̌ ̶̯̙̖̭̟̞̩̩͉̃̽̿͝
DragonEater70
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Post #186 (ISO ) » Tue Jan 30, 2024 6:54 pm
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by DragonEater70 » Tue Jan 30, 2024 6:54 pm
Granted. ChatGPT is now very accurate but is much less funny and can only discuss a limited range of subjects (namely, science and technology).
I wish I finished writing the book I started writing in 2018.
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Post #187 (ISO ) » Tue Jan 30, 2024 7:05 pm
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by Jake The Wolfie » Tue Jan 30, 2024 7:05 pm
Granted. With no alterations or additions, you unceremoniously throw it out onto the internet as a "finished" work.
I wish for Jupiter to suddenly and inexplicably condense into a star.
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Post #188 (ISO ) » Wed Jan 31, 2024 12:24 pm
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by StrangerCoug » Wed Jan 31, 2024 12:24 pm
Granted. The Earth's orbit is disrupted as a result, ending life on this planet as we know it.
I wish to tour the world.
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Post #189 (ISO ) » Wed Jan 31, 2024 12:29 pm
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by Jake The Wolfie » Wed Jan 31, 2024 12:29 pm
Granted. As previously mentioned, all life on Earth has recently ended, making for a rather lonesome and chilling experience.
I wish for a slice of pizza.
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Post #190 (ISO ) » Wed Jan 31, 2024 12:53 pm
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by StrangerCoug » Wed Jan 31, 2024 12:53 pm
Granted. Problem is, oleander leaves weren't supposed to be one of the toppings on your pizza...
I wish I could bike.
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Post #191 (ISO ) » Wed Jan 31, 2024 12:58 pm
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by Jake The Wolfie » Wed Jan 31, 2024 12:58 pm
Granted. Much like transformers, you have the ability to transform into a panther fur upholstered motorbike.
I wish there was a Mish Mash thread for all sorts of improv games.
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Post #192 (ISO ) » Wed Jan 31, 2024 1:11 pm
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by StrangerCoug » Wed Jan 31, 2024 1:11 pm
Granted. Nobody plays them.
I wish the dishes would wash themselves.
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Post #193 (ISO ) » Wed Jan 31, 2024 2:12 pm
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by Jake The Wolfie » Wed Jan 31, 2024 2:12 pm
Granted. The dishes run several advertising campaigns which greenwash the environmental impacts of disposable dishware.
I wish that everyone who is unfathomably wealthy would become fathomably wealthy.
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Post #194 (ISO ) » Wed Jan 31, 2024 3:38 pm
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by StrangerCoug » Wed Jan 31, 2024 3:38 pm
Granted. A good chunk of them are still greedy.
I wish to be a world-famous author.
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Post #195 (ISO ) » Wed Jan 31, 2024 5:17 pm
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by Alianna » Wed Jan 31, 2024 5:17 pm
Granted. You're world-famous and an author, but you're not famous for your writing. You're instead famous for committing a mass murder, which you're now in prison for.
I wish for more friends.
I townread Alianna.
Post #1000s Collected: 24
On hiatus from playing mafia.
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Post #196 (ISO ) » Wed Jan 31, 2024 5:33 pm
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by StrangerCoug » Wed Jan 31, 2024 5:33 pm
Granted. You have so many that it's hard to maintain all of those friendships, and some get suspicious that you don't actually like them that much.
I wish I had better sleep habits.
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Post #197 (ISO ) » Wed Jan 31, 2024 9:59 pm
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by DragonEater70 » Wed Jan 31, 2024 9:59 pm
Granted. You now fall asleep every night at precisely 22:00, no matter what you were in thr middle of doing, and can't wake up until exactly 6:00.
I wish for a cartoon animal sidekick.
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Post #198 (ISO ) » Thu Feb 01, 2024 1:46 am
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by StrangerCoug » Thu Feb 01, 2024 1:46 am
Granted. It hates you and actively tries to sabotage everything you do.
I wish conspiracy theorists would realize how out of touch with reality some of what they believe is.
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Post #199 (ISO ) » Sun Feb 04, 2024 1:41 pm
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by Jake The Wolfie » Sun Feb 04, 2024 1:41 pm
Granted. While they might realize just how out of touch their beliefs are with reality, they use this as further evidence that reality is wrong, bolstering their beliefs more.
I wish for some fish.
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