Mini 640 - Mallrats (Mod Abandoned...It's not a game!)

[Erg0]

Note: This game carries a language warning.

"One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room.

"So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! You know you're gonna get this cat stuck in your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?"

"And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?"

"My cousin was a weird guy."

Still Slackin'

SpyreX

(replaced ace1217 D1)

armlx
Mana_Ku

(replaced Crub D1)

DraketheFake

(replaced Mizzy D1)

Rockatansky

(replaced Panzerjager D1)

Porkens
Porochaz
Nocmen

(replaced Slaine Hayes D1)

Oman
thinktank

DeMalled

KingEnigma, Rene Mosier (Townie), Lynched Day 1.
LlamaFluff

(replaced wolframnhart D1)

, Willam Black (Townie), Killed Night 1.

Setup

This game has a

Day start

. No night actions will occur until after Day 1. However, night-talking roles may converse prior to the start of Day 1.

This game contains at least one vanilla townie. The vanilla townie role PM is in the following format:

(Role Name and Flavour)

You are a simple, hapless consumer with no powers other than your brain and your vote. You win when the Eden Prairie Mall has once again been made safe for people with no shopping agenda.

(Thread Info)

[Erg0]

Rules is Rules (Stolen from Mert, who in turn stole them from MeMe)

:

• Votes must be in
  bold
  . If you do not bold your vote, it will not be counted.
  
• Please be attentive and
  unvote
  , if necessary, before casting a new vote. This is not
  required
  , but I’d appreciate it.
  
• Lynches will require a simple majority of votes. Once a player has reached the necessary majority, his pleas are useless and any attempts to unvote will be unheeded. You may
  vote: no lynch
  - majority votes of this kind are necessary to end the day without a death.
  
• The game is not to be discussed outside of the thread unless your role specifically states that you may do so.
  
• Once your death scene has been posted, you’re dead. Stop typing. A short "bah" post is permitted.
  
• Don’t edit/delete previously submitted posts
  
• Don’t quote any PMs from me.
  
• If you have a night choice to make, it is due by the posted deadline. I will not wait for you - if you do not submit a choice to me, tough! No choice will be made.
  
• If you anticipate being unavailable for more than a 48-hour period, please post a notice to that effect in the thread.
  Treat this game as a commitment. Be considerate - don’t leave us hanging.
  
• Remember, it’s a game. It’s supposed to played. It’s supposed to be
  fun
  . Do your part.

[Erg0]

Note: Oman replaces Syzyzgy, who was banned for being Gimbo.

Still awaiting a couple of confirms, I'll most likely open the thread in a couple of hours.

[Erg0]

I'm gonna throw some flavour in here at some point, but no need to hold up the game. All confirms are in, so get to lynchin'!

It is now Day 1. With 12 players alive, 7 votes are required for a lynch.

[wolframnhart]

Vote Mizzy

for being the first name i saw

[Porkens]

Vote: Oman

for being slow in the Orange Julius line.

[Slaine Hayes]

Vote: Porkens

because I am definitely a better X-wing pilot.

[Crub]

OMG

vote:Oman

Yay

[KingEnigma]

I dont wanna vote for anybody at this point, but I want to let people know that I am here...what to do, what to do?

[Slaine Hayes]

What to do? how about putting in a random vote? Why not participate in the random voting stage?

[KingEnigma]

but dude, if its random that means it has no merit, and if it has no merit and something comes along and does have merit, well then i'll just have to take that vote off, and thats way too much work for me right now.

[Oman]

Vote Crub

I didn't know you were still on the site man, I hadn't seen you for AGES!

Anyway, I think chasing KingEnigma would certianly put us on the fast track to lynching a townie.

[wolframnhart]

Vote Crub

I didn't know you were still on the site man, I hadn't seen you for AGES!

Anyway, I think chasing KingEnigma would certianly put us on the fast track to lynching a townie.

Umm only one person was even remotely thinking about enigmaking, and even then it was just by a hair.

Fos Oman

[Slaine Hayes]

It's the best I have to go on at the moment. I am sure something more interesting will come around, unless Kingenigma actually makes a scummy move.

[PJ.]

Vote:Oman

Everyone knows that douches don't vote in the random stage and to defend him was just silly.

[KingEnigma]

did you just call me a douche? For not voting in the random stage when most of these votes are just going away? If youve got a problem with me, which I dont see how as I havent been here in a long time, let me know, dont freaking start insulting me to make your point.

[thinktank]

Ha ha. Douche. Reminds me of that South Park Episode. " Giant Douche or Turd Sandwich".

vote: Ace1217

Because no one likes numbers.

[Oman]

Must...not....policy lynch.

[Porochaz]

didn't know the game was open

vote Oman

MOOGLES SUCK!!!

[wolframnhart]

yea seems like alot of people dont realize this game is open... kinda quiet so far

[thinktank]

Maybe some ill placed humour will get this game going:

So this guy gets on a pirate ship. He's a new pirate; never done anything like it before but he needs the cash so he's becomin' a pirate. The lead pirate, Long John Silver, shows him around the boat. "That's the hull, that be the steerin wheel, and downstairs is where you'd be sleepin ladee" barks Long John Silver. The guy appreciates the boat but has one question on his mind, "This ship is all well and good, but 40 guys on a boat for long periods of time, well, a guy has needs if you know what I mean...". Long John Silver says, " I know just what you mean, and the answer is there". He points to a barrel with a hole in it. "So I can use it anytime?" asks the guy. "Well, you can use it wednesday, thursday, friday..anyday except for Tuesday". "Why not Tuesday?" asks the guy.

Long John Silver replies, " That's your day in the barrel".

[Porochaz]

I dont see the pirate ship...

[PJ.]

Policy lynch on who, oman?

King, It was a joke, lighten up.

[ace1217]

[dice][/dice]

[ace1217]

...Damn I suck at tags.