Mini 635: WOMAFIA - Forbiddanlight + Vagina-Haters win!

[elvis_knits]

Here in the town of Womafia, peace has existed for many years. None of you shave your legs, your arm pits, and never, ever, do you get a bikini wax. (That would hurt too much, and really what is the point?) Oman serves you tampons on a silver platter. Glork feeds you chocolate bonbons. And shaft.ed lets you make out with his wife. Everything is perfect.

Or so you thought.

Some of you have been found bleeding, and not in the good way. Not from the vajayjay. Someone is killing the peaceful bitchez of Womafia!

You must find the evil ones through mind-games, forging alliances, and backstabbing each other -- in other words, you must use the skills that every woman learns by the time she finishes sixth grade.

Still Surfing the Crimson Wave:

(bold is confirmed)

forbiddanlight

replaces xyzzy

Dead and finished bleeding:

DarlaBlueEyes - Vagina Townie - lynched with tampon rope D1
Mirth - Tampon Doc - killed by thong catapult N1
ThAdmiral - Vagina Townie - lynched at slumber party D2
Falcone - Boob Mason - strangled N2

Mariyta - Vagina-Haters Mafia Goon - Bitch-slapped and bullet-holed N2
farside22 - Vagina-Haters Mafia Godfather - lynched with jealousy

Faerielord - Vibrator Vigilante - Gagged N3

Vivian Darkblaam - Vagina Townie - Over-ate D4
Incognito (replaced spacecase)- Boob mason - got too close to evil thongs N4
nonny - vagina townie - chopped D5
Lord Gurgi - Douchebag miller - endgamed

[elvis_knits]

RULES

(stolen and bastardized from others):

1) I am awesome. If I have done something that is not awesome, please PM me so that I may fix it before anyone else notices it.
2) All votes must be in bold. Like this:

vote:rajrhcpfreak

If you plan on changing your vote, you must

unvote

first. Otherwise I will not count your vote.
3) Lynches will occur when a majority is reached. You may choose to end the day without a lynch if a majority of players

vote: no lynch

.
4) After you die, through lynch, nightkill, or modkill, stop posting.
5)

Days will last three weeks maximum.

Extensions are possible but don’t count on it.
6) If you do not post for 72 hours, I will prod you. If you don’t pick up your prod after 48 hours or I have to prod you more than once, I may replace you. PM me if you will be V/LA and maybe we can work something out.
7) Do not edit your posts, or post in small or invisible text. Do not discuss the game outside of the thread.
8) Do not quote your role PM. You may, however, quote the photo that accompanies your role PM.
9) Do not be a dick (pun!). Personal insults will result in modkill.
10) I will be writing in

period blood red

. It is my color, don't use it.

NOTE: Discussion of setup has taken place in this thread: http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=8347. Reading this will neither hurt nor help you in this game. All, any, or none of the discussed roles may be present in this game.

If there are any unpowered town roles, the PM would look like this:

You are a vagina! Good for you! You have no other powers except for your vote. But who needs super powers when you have a clitoris?

[elvis_knits]

All roles have been sent!

CONFIRM BY PM!

[elvis_knits]

DAY DAWNS

You all gather to watch Steel Magnolias for the one millionth time, and discuss who you want to string up by her panty hose. (Joke! Like we would ever wear panty hose -- what a ridiculous and evil invention!)

With 12 alive, it is 7 to lynch.

[FaerieLord]

ITT, we discuss girl stuff! Boys should totally keep out! Amirite?

Also,

Vote: Gurgi

for being a boy in disguise!

[Mirth]

vote:Elvis_knits

for both failing to realizing that spinning is vastly superior to knitting (it so is. Seriously. Try it. You will love it) and for forcing me to watch Steel Magnolias...god, I have tried to block out from memory that I have been forced to see of that travesty.

[nonny]

random vote Darla

this movie makes me sad, I saw it once....yeah.

[farside22]

vote: Lord Gurgi

For have the most masculine name here.

[Mirth]

So how many males are actually in this game? (I also see that FL got a sex change.)

[farside22]

This game makes me feel like putting on the song "I'm every woman".

[FaerieLord]

So how many males are actually in this game? (I also see that FL got a sex change.)

And people are already falling for it!

Those hormone treatments do work after all...

[Lord Gurgi]

Hey everyone, I looked around, and it seems the best idea that I should claim right away so here it is. I'm a

Douchebag

(

Miller

). This is my image

[Mirth]

Ummmm is this a joke claim or a serious claim?

[Vivian Darkblaam]

Hmmm... it would seem to make sense with the flavor (Douchebag: article of feminine hygiene or terrible person? You decide), but miller is always a suspect claim, and don't most millers not know they're millers?

[farside22]

Hmmm... it would seem to make sense with the flavor (Douchebag: article of feminine hygiene or terrible person? You decide), but miller is always a suspect claim, and don't most millers not know they're millers?

So far the games I have played here, millers do know they are millers. However I just don't get why LG claimed so early. There was no need or pressure for such a claim.

[Mirth]

Because its theoretically best to claim at the beginning of a game if you're a miller.

[Lord Gurgi]

Serious claim. From what I read in MD, most said it was the best idea to claim D1.

[Mirth]

Sooooo...anyone feel like counterclaiming Gurgi?

[FaerieLord]

XD @ Mirth.

Also, that's a good move. And I believe Gurgi.

[Lord Gurgi]

What now?

[Mirth]

You believe him and yet won't unvote him?

[farside22]

Because its theoretically best to claim at the beginning of a game if you're a miller.

I'm just curious can you show me where the discusion on this was? I think I can think of the reason why claiming this early is good. I just wonder what was said exactly on this.

[Lord Gurgi]

"Miller strategy?" That's it.

[farside22]

"Miller strategy?" That's it.

It seemed like there was likes of back and forth on the issue. Some people talk about when during the day to claim and others say it sets up for scum claiming it to save themselves.
However with the poster of uncle sam I feel like that would be something a person would see if they were recruiter. You know the army poster that says Uncle Sam wants you.

[Mirth]

Hmmmmm. So you're saying you think he might be a cult recruited?