606-You Are What You Eat-Game Over

[shaft.ed]

Your summer has been hell. After buying you three new pairs of pants this year, your parents decided it was time for you to get active and lose some weight. They sent you off to Fat Camp. You’ve spent the summer sweating, eating sprouts and sweating some more. And they don’t have AC at Fat Camp. That’s to make sure you keep sweating. You haven’t been dry for three months.

But this is the least of your worries. This week was supposed to be the good week. Yesterday you started the “Week of Temptation.” That means every night the chefs will cook a buffet of dishes for everyone to chose from, each person getting a unique dinner. Some are decadent and others are healthy, and some made people feel a little different. If you wish to keep on with a healthy diet, you can resist temptation but many don’t. Big Al gave into temptation last night, as he has helped many give into temptation this summer with his Mars Bars smuggling racket. But you won’t be eating any more Mars Bars this last week of camp. Big Al is dead. He was found this morning head first in a bowl of nachos. The weird thing is, he didn’t have a speck of food on his face or in his bowl.

Even weirder was the shuriken in the back of his head. He had apparently been killed for his nachos by the Fat Boy Ninja Brigade (FBNB). The FBNB has been pillaging fat camps for centuries. With their guile, stealth and ruthlessness they have decimated fat camps across the globe. They seem to have struck during temptation week when there was food to be taken.

You must do everything you can to remove the FBNB from your camp. You will do this by lynching one player each day. In addition, the mystical chefs at your fat camp have started imbuing your dinners with special powers. In order to protect their possessors from the perils of the FBNB, they have hidden role information in a fortune cookie. Each morning you will line up to select your dinner, the order of which I will reveal in thread at the break of day. But you will not know your role until you get home at night and open your fortune cookie. Fat kids, rise up!

Still Sweating in the Summer Heat:

farside22

-fat kid died end game
elvis_knits

DarlaBlueEyes

-Serial Killer modkilled Day 3
Lord Gurgi

Pushing Up the Daisies:

lulu muumuu

-fat kid lynched Day 1

skitzer

-fat kid fractured neck Night 1

ChannelDelibird

Voodo

-FBNB liver eaten Night 1

rajrhcpfreak

-fat kid lynched Day 2

Porochaz

babygirl86

-fat kid stabbed with T-bone Night 2

Rogue Shenanigans

-fat kid swallowed a lobster Night 2

armlx

-fat kid poisoned by dart Night 2

Crazy

-fat kid lost his kidenys Night 2

You are an ordinary fat kid. You’ve been on the fat farm all summer and are easily willing to kill your campmates in order to be able to go home. Each day you will line up to select your dinner from the buffet. The magical properties of your meal will be revealed each night via PM. Aside from this food item you have no special powers besides the power to vote. You win when all threats to the fat camp have been eliminated and at least one of your group is still alive.

Links:

Rules
Day 1 Food Choices
lulu's demise
Night 1 Carnage
ChannelDelibird's Training Video
Day 2 Food Choices
Raj's drowning
Night 2 Bloodbath
Day 3 Food Choices
Day 3 Deadline

[shaft.ed]

General Game Rules:

The Rules (borrowed from vollkan, JordanA24, Wizardcat & Stoofer with some alterations):
1: This is a game, have fun.
2: Please bold your votes. For example,

Vote: RandomPerson

. Votes that are not bolded will not be counted.
3: If you wish to change your vote, bold an unvote before casting your new vote. For example,

Unvote, Vote: ScummyPerson

. If you do not unvote in this format, your vote will not be counted.
4: Lynching will require a majority of the votes. You may

Vote: No Lynch

to decide to not lynch someone on a given day. No-lynching also requires a majority of the votes. Once a lynch is decided, the decision is final. Feel free to continue posting until the thread is locked, but unvoting before I check the thread will not prevent the player from being lynched.
5: If you get lynched or killed, you are dead. A single “Bah” post with NO other content is allowed.
6: Any questions, concerns, desires for me to prod, whatever PM me for best results.
7: Never quote anything that I PM to you.
8: Treat this game as a commitment and be considerate of me and your fellow players.
9: No small or invisible text, editing of your posts, codes, etc.
10: Do not discuss this game outside the thread at any time, except if and when your role specifically allows you to do so.
11: You must confirm your role to me by PM.
12: If you do not post for 3 days without notifying me that you will be away, you will be prodded. Not posting within 48 hours of the prod or getting prodded more than 3 times may result in replacement.
13: Each day will have an automatic deadline of 3*(number of players) days or 14 days, whichever is longer. I may extend it in very special circumstances.
14: If a majority is not reached by deadline, the person with the highest number of votes

as long as it is more than one

will be lynched. In the case of a tie, the first person to reach that number of votes will be lynched. The person who would be lynched if deadline were to reach with no changes will be indicated in votecounts with

red font

.
15:

Blue

is my color. Don't use it.
16: I am usually not around over weekends. If something should come up over this time please be patient. I will alter deadlines in favor of extension should they be scheduled to fall on a weekend.
17:The Mod is not God. He/She may make mistakes. Please point out any mistakes and they will be corrected where possible. Sometimes mistakes are made that cannot be reversed, and these will stand as final, to be commeserated over after the game.
18. This ruleset may be incomplete. If you spot an obvious loophole, don't be a jerk - PM me and point it out. If the Mod discovers an oversight, or feels a player is doing something that, while technically within the rules, is against the spirit of the game, the Mod may add to these rules and inform/warn the players affected as appropriate.
19. If for some reason I should disappear of the face of the Earth, Dead Rikimaru is your back-up mod. Contact him in the event of my departure (and maybe the authorities).

Game Specific Rules

1: You will select a unique food item from the days buffet list in the order provided at the beginning of each day. When a player chooses a food it will be crossed off of the list and rendered unavailable to everyone else in the game for that day.
2: You have 36 hours to choose your dish. If you take more than 36 hours the next player(s) in line may leapfrog your choice.
3: You will not receive your food given role power until the night phase begins.
4: Each food will maintain the same power from day to day.
5: Once a player has been killed, the role (s)he possessed will be removed from play.
6: After a player is killed their food related role PM will be posted in it’s entirety.

[shaft.ed]

You all run as fast as you can to get in line at the cafeteria. Only one of you can be first and it is...Lord Gurgi, he must have recouperated well in his amazing three year hiatus!

The line order is:

1: Lord Gurgi-Lobster

2: armlx-Bananas

3: farside22-Steak
4: ChannelDelibird

Voodo

-Carrots

5: elvis_knits-Baby Back Ribs
6: Crazy-Donuts
7: Rogue Shenanigans-Rice
8: lulu muumuu-Pudding
9: rajrhcpfreak-Vanilla Ice Cream
10: skitzer-Tiramisu
11: DarlaBlueEyes-Tomatoes
12: babygirl86-Pretzels

Your buffet items include:

Baby Back Ribs

Bananas
Carrots

Donuts

Granola

Lobster
Pretzels

Pudding
Rice

Slim Fast

Steak
Tomatoes

Tiramisu
Vanilla Ice Cream

[skitzer]

OMG...food...*drool*

It's like shaft.ed reached into my mind and pulled out a list of favorite foods. Too bad I'm tenth on the list...

[armlx]

Is there a surf and turf option?

[farside22]

Well there is lobster and steak as choices. I wonder if you are supposed to choose something good for you. Bah I don't care give me the Tiramisu. Especially if it is made from rum instead of coffee. Yummmm.......drool

[Lord Gurgi]

I choose the Lobster, because I'm British, and because I can. And now for something completely different...

Albatross!

[shaft.ed]

Although I said otherwise I'll let this game get going. Voodo and raj"something" still haven't picked up their role PM's, but I'll allow selections to proceed. However, should selections reach Voodo his timer will not start until his role PM is picked up.

[Lord Gurgi]

Vote: Rajsomething

- For having a name that the mod can't divine, and since the mod is all powerful he is therefore evil. And possibly the devil.

Albatross!

[Rogue Shenanigans]

Lobster eh...

1) Lobster is a well known luxury food.

2) Luxury foods are usually served in exquisite restaurants.

3) High quality restaurants are usually run by Italians.

4) Italians are from Italy.

5) Everyone in Italy is mafia... or in this care fat ninjas.

6) ???.

7) Profit.

Vote:Lord Gurgi

[lulu muumuu]

wheee

vote: elvis knits

because "Vilest Skin" is an anagram

which means she must be scum!!!

[DarlaBlueEyes]

vote: lulu

because your avi always looks like a chicken from the corner of my eye.. and chicken is not in my diet.

[Rogue Shenanigans]

because your avi always looks like a chicken from the corner of my eye.. and chicken is not in my diet.

If thats what the chickens you have ate in the past look like... then I am not surprised you dont eat them anymore.

[Crazy]

Vote: Rogue Shenanigans

Using the anagram argument brought out earlier, Rogue Shenanigans is an anagram of "age groan sunshine," and sunshine can make you age, and aging can make you groan.

And groaning is pessimistic and won't help the town.

[Rogue Shenanigans]

Vote: Rogue Shenanigans

Using the anagram argument brought out earlier, Rogue Shenanigans is an anagram of "age groan sunshine," and sunshine can make you age, and aging can make you groan.

And groaning is pessimistic and won't help the town.

It also anagrams to "A Hangers Genius No"

Which clearly portrays me as a rather good scumhunter.

Anagram defence ftw.

[Crazy]

Or are you a genius of the ones being hanged? That is, the godfather?

Your name is also an anagram of "arson anguish gene," so somehow your DNA proves you're a pyromaniac, or something.

[Rogue Shenanigans]

Or are you a genius of the ones being hanged? That is, the godfather?

Your name is also an anagram of "arson anguish gene," so somehow your DNA proves you're a pyromaniac, or something.

Well "Crazy" anagrams to nothing... you just cause confusion from which the scum can no doubt profit

[Lord Gurgi]

Mod:

If we were to not eat anything, by way of starving ourselves, do we get any bonuses?

Albatross!

If you do not select a food item by the end of the day you will die of starvation. The day cannot end until everyone has had their 36 hour window to select a food item regardless of lynch status.

[farside22]

vote: skitzer

For all the crazy shenanigans you will be doing no matter your alignment.

[Rogue Shenanigans]

For all the crazy shenanigans you will be doing no matter your alignment.

Why would he be doing me and crazy?

Da dum chi

[Lord Gurgi]

I just realised we have a lot of women in this game... Not suggesting a thing I swear! Come on people, confirm and post, we can't have Shenanigans making innuendos all night.

[rajrhcpfreak]

I just realised we have a lot of women in this game...

thats why i joined,

[DarlaBlueEyes]

*stands in line mumbling about how slow it is*

[armlx]

I'll take the Bananas please.

[elvis_knits]

vote armlx

Armlx, is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?