GTKAS - ZONEACE

Andycyca · Post Post #0 (ISO) » Wed Apr 23, 2008 5:52 am

What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What turns you on?
What turns you off?
What sound do you love?
What sound do you hate?
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to participate in?
What's your favorite curse word?
If heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Who on this list should be next for GTKAS?

ISO · Post Post #1 (ISO) » Wed Apr 23, 2008 6:00 am

What caused you to make the choice to be a fag?

Why are you bad at mafia?

Why are you incapable of logical thought?

Is it cool how the above three statements related?

Lawrencelot · Post Post #2 (ISO) » Wed Apr 23, 2008 6:07 am

What would be a better title for Shea?
Why do you have more than one capital in your username?
Best book ever?
Best videogame ever?
Best movie ever?
If you could choose your mafia buddies in a 3 mafia vs 30 townies game and you were mafia, who would you choose?

shaft.ed · Post Post #3 (ISO) » Wed Apr 23, 2008 6:09 am

Why did people start calling you ZONEFACE?

Are we supposed to scream your name when we read it?

Why does Shea like muffins but not you?

ZONEACE · Post Post #4 (ISO) » Wed Apr 23, 2008 6:49 am

Andycyca wrote:What is your favorite word?

Douche-nozzle

Andycyca wrote:What is your least favorite word?

cancerous

Andycyca wrote:What turns you on?

My boyfriend and porn

Andycyca wrote:What turns you off?

Your mom

Andycyca wrote:What sound do you love?

a paycheck being cashed. Or the register at the liquor store as it prints my receipt

Andycyca wrote:What sound do you hate?

tourists.

Andycyca wrote:What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

Something that makes me rich.

Andycyca wrote:What profession would you not like to participate in?

wet nurse

Andycyca wrote:What's your favorite curse word?

Twat

Andycyca wrote:If heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Sorry about the catholics. And evangelicals. And the born agains. And everyone that's ever claimed to be doing something in my name.

Andycyca wrote:Who on this list should be next for GTKAS?

Mr. flay

Thestatusquo wrote:What caused you to make the choice to be a fag?

your father touched me when i was child.

Thestatusquo wrote:Why are you bad at mafia?

nou

Thestatusquo wrote:Why are you incapable of logical thought?

God blessed me in more important ways

Thestatusquo wrote:Is it cool how the above three statements related?

Lawrencelot wrote:What would be a better title for Shea?

Celebrated Pooper

Lawrencelot wrote:Why do you have more than one capital in your username?

over compensation

Lawrencelot wrote:Best book ever?

Probably one I haven't read yet.

Lawrencelot wrote:Best videogame ever?

GOLDENEYE64

Lawrencelot wrote:Best movie ever?

The one shea sent me that he doesn't want you guys to know about

Lawrencelot wrote:If you could choose your mafia buddies in a 3 mafia vs 30 townies game and you were mafia, who would you choose?

clearly im not good enough at mafia for it to matter. i will always lose.

shaft.ed wrote:Why did people start calling you ZONEFACE?

Cause reading is tech.

shaft.ed wrote:Are we supposed to scream your name when we read it?

If not now, you'll be doing it in bed later.

shaft.ed wrote:Why does Shea like muffins but not you?

I'm a racist.

ISO · Post Post #5 (ISO) » Wed Apr 23, 2008 7:04 am

Why did you not answer my questions?

Oman · Post Post #6 (ISO) » Wed Apr 23, 2008 7:11 am

Do you regularly fist people?

Do you and your gay friend(s) make "your mother" jokes?

Do you make any similar jokes like "your father"?

Favourite Booze?

Australia - 1/10 on a scale of Win/Phail?

Favourite Goldeneye weapon?

I assume you to not be religeous so: What do you scream when you come?

Favourite Philosopher?

Is the unexamined life worth living?

Favourite comedian?

Favourite Team Fortress 2 class?

What theme have you always wanted to see made into a mafia game?

Mafia or Werewolf?

Thanks for your time?

ZONEACE · Post Post #7 (ISO) » Wed Apr 23, 2008 7:23 am

Oman wrote:Do you regularly fist people?

Only if they deserve it

Oman wrote:Do you and your gay friend(s) make "your mother" jokes?

Who doesn't?

Oman wrote:Do you make any similar jokes like "your father"?

No. Cause the only jokes we could make would start "your father was so absent..." and those all end the same.

Oman wrote:Favourite Booze?

Bailey's or 151 (straight)

Oman wrote:Australia - 1/10 on a scale of Win/Phail?

Umm, well it's been 11 years since i've been there, and it was only Brisbane and Sydney, but I enjoyed it, a lot. So if 10 is win it gets an 8.

Oman wrote:Favourite Goldeneye weapon?

Proximity Mines.

Oman wrote:I assume you to not be religeous so: What do you scream when you come?

I practically have a seizure when i ejaculate, so words aren't really formed.

Oman wrote:Favourite Philosopher?

Kierkegaard

Oman wrote:Is the unexamined life worth living?

Generally

Oman wrote:Favourite comedian?

Lewis Black, Kathy Griffin and Lisa Lampanelli

Oman wrote:Favourite Team Fortress 2 class?

never played it

Oman wrote:What theme have you always wanted to see made into a mafia game?

The Vietnam War

Oman wrote:Mafia or Werewolf?

Werewolf

Oman wrote:Thanks for your time?

No, absolutely not.

ISO · Post Post #8 (ISO) » Wed Apr 23, 2008 7:27 am

The Vietnam War

...the hell?

shaft.ed · Post Post #9 (ISO) » Wed Apr 23, 2008 7:42 am

why do you and shea argue in game so much, but he seems quite interested in "getting to know you"?

wink wink nudge nudge say no more

ZONEACE · Post Post #10 (ISO) » Wed Apr 23, 2008 7:42 am

Thestatusquo wrote:
The Vietnam War
...the hell?

i want to kill me some charlie and then in 20 years have crippling flashbacks.

ZONEACE · Post Post #11 (ISO) » Wed Apr 23, 2008 7:43 am

shaft.ed wrote:why do you and shea argue in game so much, but he seems quite interested in "getting to know you"?
wink wink nudge nudge say no more

We're secretly an old married couple. Shea is a sweetheart really, but can't escape the nagging wife within himself.

ISO · Post Post #12 (ISO) » Wed Apr 23, 2008 7:49 am

ZONEACE wrote:
shaft.ed wrote:why do you and shea argue in game so much, but he seems quite interested in "getting to know you"?
wink wink nudge nudge say no more
We're secretly an old married couple. Shea is a sweetheart really, but can't escape the nagging wife within himself.

Zoneface has a small penis.

ZONEACE · Post Post #13 (ISO) » Wed Apr 23, 2008 7:51 am

Thestatusquo wrote:
ZONEACE wrote:
shaft.ed wrote:why do you and shea argue in game so much, but he seems quite interested in "getting to know you"?
wink wink nudge nudge say no more
We're secretly an old married couple. Shea is a sweetheart really, but can't escape the nagging wife within himself.
Zoneface has a small penis.

that's not a question.

shaft.ed · Post Post #14 (ISO) » Wed Apr 23, 2008 7:54 am

ZONEACE wrote:
Thestatusquo wrote:
ZONEACE wrote:
shaft.ed wrote:why do you and shea argue in game so much, but he seems quite interested in "getting to know you"?
wink wink nudge nudge say no more
We're secretly an old married couple. Shea is a sweetheart really, but can't escape the nagging wife within himself.
Zoneface has a small penis.
that's not a question.

Is that a non-denial denial?

How do you define small?

Are you Mr. Cabbagehead?

ISO · Post Post #15 (ISO) » Wed Apr 23, 2008 7:54 am

ZONEACE wrote:
Thestatusquo wrote:
ZONEACE wrote:
shaft.ed wrote:why do you and shea argue in game so much, but he seems quite interested in "getting to know you"?
wink wink nudge nudge say no more
We're secretly an old married couple. Shea is a sweetheart really, but can't escape the nagging wife within himself.
Zoneface has a small penis.
that's not a question.

Yeah, I know, but sometimes you need to say things that are facts to bring like to the ridiculousness of the questioning process.

ZONEACE · Post Post #16 (ISO) » Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:03 am

shaft.ed wrote:Is that a non-denial denial?

Yes. wait, no. err, fuck.

shaft.ed wrote:How do you define small?

How do you define it?

shaft.ed wrote:Are you Mr. Cabbagehead?

Who?

@shea. thats still not a question.

shaft.ed · Post Post #17 (ISO) » Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:06 am

ZONEACE · Post Post #18 (ISO) » Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:07 am

shaft.ed wrote:?

No.

vollkan · Post Post #19 (ISO) » Wed Apr 23, 2008 11:46 am

ZONEACE wrote: Umm, well it's been 11 years since i've been there, and it was only Brisbane and Sydney, but I enjoyed it, a lot. So if 10 is win it gets an 8.

If you hadn't visited Sydney, would the ranking be 10?

ZONEACE · Post Post #20 (ISO) » Wed Apr 23, 2008 11:49 am

vollkan wrote:
ZONEACE wrote: Umm, well it's been 11 years since i've been there, and it was only Brisbane and Sydney, but I enjoyed it, a lot. So if 10 is win it gets an 8.
If you hadn't visited Sydney, would the ranking be 10?

No.

ZONEACE · Post Post #21 (ISO) » Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:09 pm

bump?

Nightson · Post Post #22 (ISO) » Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:15 pm

What is your favorite sexual act?

What is the approximate length of your penis?

If you could have one person die tomorrow of natural causes who would it be?

What would you do if you were drafted? Either for the Iraq war or another one in the future.

What food or type of food do you think you could eat every day for the rest of your life?

ZONEACE · Post Post #23 (ISO) » Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:37 pm

Nightson wrote:What is your favorite sexual act?

The one involving my boyfriend

Nightson wrote:What is the approximate length of your penis?

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Nightson wrote:If you could have one person die tomorrow of natural causes who would it be?

I have to pick just one? Can the natural causes be painful?

Nightson wrote:What would you do if you were drafted? Either for the Iraq war or another one in the future.

Likely leave the country. I have no urge or reason to die for America. Canada would suit me just fine.

Nightson wrote:What food or type of food do you think you could eat every day for the rest of your life?

someting involving cheese and garlic.

ISO · Post Post #24 (ISO) » Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:43 pm

Did you know that Canada is longer harboring US draft dodgers?

Why were you such an attention whore as to bump your own thread for no apparent reason?