Hello GENERIC TRAINER, it’s been a few days. We decided to contact you first since clearly you don’t feel it was important to keep in contact with us since we gave you the Pokesubmarine. Whatever. At least you picked up the phone. So tell us, how is your Pokedex going?
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Hmm, well that’s certainly disappointing, it sounds like you’ve been more focused on improving and evolving your pokemon than actually scanning and increasing the database. Need we remind you that we gave you all this shit for free to do a specific job for us? It’s fine and all that you beat NATALIECANIHAVEYOURJACKET with jacket type pokemon, but it doesn’t feel like you are taking this seriously anymore. As such, we are taking back the Pokesubmarine until you can show us a true commitment to our cause.
Sorry GENERIC TRAINER, but even FUCKBOI has more pokedex entries than you do and he’s a fucking FUCKBOI. At least he’s Professor Meme’s grandson and not mine.
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Why don’t I, Professor Malkon, have any grandkids? That’s a terribad question GENERIC TRAINER and has almost nothing to do with the fact that I’m not into women in that way. Making children is just adding to the global population which will increase the amount of space, money and resources that would be needed to-
Wowee, I got carried away there. Let’s just forget about that. In the meantime we are going to boost your pokedex with some of the ones that FUCKBOI got. Here you go.