LSG Character Poll 2019
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Haschel Cedricson Mr. Know It All
- Mr. Know It All
- Mr. Know It All
- Posts: 2954
- Joined: May 14, 2007
- Location: Cascadian Subduction Zone
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Iprobablysuck Goon
- Goon
- Goon
- Posts: 104
- Joined: June 20, 2016
- Location: Pennsylvania
This might be the best poll yetShowDo I REALLY suck? That's up to you to decide.
Retiring from LSG's and Mish Mash, for the most part. If you want to contact me, I suggest going outside and enjoying what the world has to offer, instead.
Definitely DID suck, in the end...Probably.-
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Awoo Mafia Scum
- Mafia Scum
- Mafia Scum
- Posts: 1096
- Joined: September 1, 2017
- Location: lmao city
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Cheery Dog Kayak
- Kayak
- Kayak
- Posts: 8038
- Joined: June 30, 2012
- Location: OMG BALL!
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CaptainMeme He/HimBanana SplitHe/Him
- Banana Split
- Banana Split
- Posts: 47
- Joined: March 9, 2016
- Pronoun: He/Him
- Location: Cambridge, UK
Nonary had wristbands instead of avatars (showing the BP count of each player and their current status). All the characters themselves were user created so I couldn't just google pictures of them
Wrt Lugia - there are definitely going to be a few of these that are partially or completely inaccurate; hopefully not too many!-
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Malkon05 He/Him/HisMashtermindHe/Him/His
- Mashtermind
- Mashtermind
- Posts: 245
- Joined: June 30, 2016
- Pronoun: He/Him/His
Hello? Oh! GENERIC TRAINER, it’s you!
Thanks for giving us a call! It’s been awhile since you’ve checked in. What have you been up to?
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Oh so FUCKBOI beat you in a trainer battle and you are struggling to get your first gym badge in CRINGE town? Maybe you should take some more time to uncover more common Pokemon.
One thing we suggest is finding Pokemon that will give you a type advantage. You see Pokemon all have different types, some are weak to others and some are strong to others.
This might help give you the edge if you are battling people such as FUCKBOI and First Gym Leader SUCKDIX.
Try looking up different types of Pokemon as you are adventuring and registering how effective their type is against others. Also I hear there is a Pokemon school whereonly losersall sorts of trainers go to learn about how to battle.
In addition, you might try seeing if you can find TMs which are Trademarks...I mean Technical Machines...that might teach some of your weaker Pokemon stronger moves.
Since it’s been awhile since we last chatted, show me how your Pokedex is coming. Have you found some more Common types?
Wow, you’ve really been at it, find my assistant on the next Route for a special prize, which I promise isn’t sexual at all. Keep up the good work!-
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xofelf they/them(also ze/zem or xe/xem)Miss Mashthey/them(also ze/zem or xe/xem)
- Miss Mash
- Miss Mash
- Posts: 1766
- Joined: May 6, 2008
- Pronoun: they/them(also ze/zem or xe/xem)
- Location: Herkimer, New York
A peg character being called shy is a new one.Xalxe: this is xofelf sometimes we call each other names and other times we share emotions
MattyP: Ur an enigma tho when it comes to circadian rhythm and the traditions we hold dear when it comes to the sun and the moon
Get to reknow a xofelf here
Discord is faster than PMs or sitechat: xofelf#1697-
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Iprobablysuck Goon
- Goon
- Goon
- Posts: 104
- Joined: June 20, 2016
- Location: Pennsylvania
Bizarrely low for Emerald, especially with early deaths like Phi and Guy still inShowDo I REALLY suck? That's up to you to decide.
Retiring from LSG's and Mish Mash, for the most part. If you want to contact me, I suggest going outside and enjoying what the world has to offer, instead.
Definitely DID suck, in the end...Probably.-
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Malkon05 He/Him/HisMashtermindHe/Him/His
- Mashtermind
- Mashtermind
- Posts: 245
- Joined: June 30, 2016
- Pronoun: He/Him/His
Dear GENERIC TRAINER,
Thank you so much for the letter attached to this Pokemon that you sent usyou know instead of just calling, you tree killer. It’s great to hear from you! I hope you enjoyed the berry my assistant gave you.
We hear you finally got your first gym badge? That’s fantastic.
Hopefully, you are keeping up with your Pokedex though.
You see, when we allowed you to have this device there is a certain...expectation we have for you. It’s kind of your job to keep updating it and well, your last letter doesn’t really indicate that’s where your focus is, which is a super bummer and we would hate to have to take it away from you because you are being a tool, you see?
We hope this makes our message clear to you and that you abide by our rules. If so, you can keep it. Aren’t we generous?
Since you seem to be having just a bitch of a time keeping up with this seemingly insanely easy task, we are going to go ahead and give you a slew of new entries to hopefully give you a boost. Don’t make us regret this GENERIC TRAINER!
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Iprobablysuck Goon
- Goon
- Goon
- Posts: 104
- Joined: June 20, 2016
- Location: Pennsylvania
some title predictions for those not yet revealed:
Reepicheep: The Rich-Eater Pokemon
Ivan: The Communist Pokemon
Celebi: The Veggie Pokemon
Ulysses: The Grandpa Pokemon
Martin Fox: The Giant Floating Number PokemonShowDo I REALLY suck? That's up to you to decide.
Retiring from LSG's and Mish Mash, for the most part. If you want to contact me, I suggest going outside and enjoying what the world has to offer, instead.
Definitely DID suck, in the end...Probably.-
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Malkon05 He/Him/HisMashtermindHe/Him/His
- Mashtermind
- Mashtermind
- Posts: 245
- Joined: June 30, 2016
- Pronoun: He/Him/His
GENERIC TRAINER, we thought we’d come see you in person today. We just happened to be on this random Route in the middle of this random pathway in this random building! Isn’t that a coincidence?We are totally following you trying to micromanage you to get your pokedex completed. That’s not creepy at all we swear.
How is your quest going?
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That sounds promising! You seem to be making actual progress on your pokedex, thank fuck. We were starting to get a little worried. But this is great!Now we don’t have to sell your soul to lucifer.
So what’s next on your quest? How is your rivalry with FUCKBOI going?
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Sounds like you are almost ready to take on the second Gym Leader, EVERYONEISXOF. I hear this Gym Leader has a speciality in using Xof type pokemon. It’s quite a powerful type and you shouldn’t leave anything to chance. You might consider getting something with a type that is opposite to give you a type advantage.
Maybe a 1st place type? That does seem to be effective. But you should do some more experiments using the pokedex to determine this. Also try challenging some of the weak shit Pokemon trainers along this route. Even though they’ve been training longer and more efficiently than you, you somehow have random luck on your side and you should be able to wipe the floor with them, no problem.
Then maybe, you can take on FUCKBOI and EVERYONEISXOF with fewer problems, leveling up your Pokemon can help with this! Aren’t we just a treasure trove of knowledge?! This is why we are Professors. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Alright, we noticed you have added some entries to your Pokedex entries, let’s take a look at which ones before you are on your way shall we?
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northsidegal Survivor
- Survivor
- Survivor
- Posts: 11587
- Joined: August 23, 2017
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Aronis Just here for the Pagetop!
- Just here for the Pagetop!
- Just here for the Pagetop!
- Posts: 6580
- Joined: January 18, 2014
- Location: Somewhere
Almost all my favorite Disney people keep losing :'(-
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Malkon05 He/Him/HisMashtermindHe/Him/His
- Mashtermind
- Mashtermind
- Posts: 245
- Joined: June 30, 2016
- Pronoun: He/Him/His
GENERIC TRAINER!
It’s great to hear from you so soon after your gym battle against EVERYONEISXOF. It appears the 1st place types were super effective, glad our advice helped. It seems you are slowing down a bit on your Pokedex progress which...well you know makes us very nervousthat pact with satan isn’t going to satisfy itself. So we hate to be those guys, but we kinda need you to keep up on your-
Hello?
Helloooooooo?
Uhhh GENERIC TRAINER, where’d you go?
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Oh, there you are. What happened? You left us hanging for almost 15 whole minutes which you know is 15 minutes less than you had 15 minutes ago in order to fulfill your pokedexsatan’sobligation.
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Oh I see, so Team Pagong attacked the town you were at and you somehow managed to defeat them within 15 minutes? Given how unstable Team Pagong can be, that doesn’t surprise us all that much, but good for you! Way to break them up.
What were we talking about originally? Now that you’ve had your little side track we should really get back on topic...where were we? Oh right your Pokedex.
Yes, we are starting to get a bit nervous about your progress GENERIC TRAINER. We know you are eager to get to the 3rd Gym Leader, KINGSNAKESPRAISEBEHE, but you should really take time to learn more about pokemon and get more data. This next gym leader has no known weaknesses and is a force to be reckoned with, so you will need every advantage you can get.
Now, go forth GENERIC TRAINER and make us proud!
((SIDE NOTE: We are taking the 25th off, the next series of dex entries will occur on the 26th. Merry Christmas Eve, Merry Christmas, and Happy Holidays from Meme and myself <3 ))-
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CaptainMeme He/HimBanana SplitHe/Him
- Banana Split
- Banana Split
- Posts: 47
- Joined: March 9, 2016
- Pronoun: He/Him
- Location: Cambridge, UK
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KittyMo Too Sparkly
- Too Sparkly
- Too Sparkly
- Posts: 5142
- Joined: March 17, 2009
- Location: Oregon
Yeah wtf. Amazing heroic newbie winnerIn post 39, CaptainMeme wrote:(This completely impartial professor can confirm wenya was robbed)Alt of Ariel | MafiaScum wiki volunteer contributor & sysop | Identity (Mish Mash) is back | Speakeasy Secret Santa
"plz don't swear" -- N
"Do people just not appreciate the good old wall of text anymore?" -- Cheery Dog-
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PJ. Hell in a Cell
- Hell in a Cell
- Hell in a Cell
- Posts: 4601
- Joined: January 5, 2007
- Location: somewhere better than you =*
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northsidegal Survivor
- Survivor
- Survivor
- Posts: 11587
- Joined: August 23, 2017
a lot higher than i expected, glad you enjoyed having me!
been meaning to sign up for another lsg but i missed a lot of the signups-
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Skelda he/himZee Retireehe/him
- Zee Retiree
- Zee Retiree
- Posts: 1384
- Joined: July 21, 2013
- Pronoun: he/him
- Location: Definitely Not Playing an LSG
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Malkon05 He/Him/HisMashtermindHe/Him/His
- Mashtermind
- Mashtermind
- Posts: 245
- Joined: June 30, 2016
- Pronoun: He/Him/His
GENERIC TRAINER, it’s good to hear from you, hopefully you’ve been filling up that pokedex?
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Oh thank goodness, we were beginning to worry that you were spending all of your time shopping for clothes, or getting your hair cut, or maybe buying some silly potions you will stockpile for days on end without using. But of course you aren’t doing any of that because you are busy helping us fill that pokedex that has no actual obligation to any weird demonic entities at all, nosiree.
How did your battle with KINGSNAKESPRAISEBEHE go?
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You won?! That’s incredible, and wait what? You also beat the gym leader JUSTICEFORCIRIE? Wow, well color us impressed, it sounds like you are really blossoming into a true Pokemon champion.
In addition, for your hard work, we have a little treat for you. We’ll give you a hint, it’s long, hard, and full of seamen.
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That’s right! We are giving you your own Pokesubmarine! Don’t ask us why we have a fucking submarine waiting around to give away, nor why there’s a fully paid crew ready at the drop of a dime to comondeer it. We’re giving it to you as a show of good faith for your hard work.
Also, you aren’t going to be able to get to the next Gym Leader, NATALIECANIHAVEYOURJACKET, without it, sooooooo you’re welcome. Just keep filling that Pokedex and we will call it even.
Bon Voyage!
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Chemist1422 Chesto berry
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Cheery Dog Kayak
- Kayak
- Kayak
- Posts: 8038
- Joined: June 30, 2012
- Location: OMG BALL!
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xofelf they/them(also ze/zem or xe/xem)Miss Mashthey/them(also ze/zem or xe/xem)
- Miss Mash
- Miss Mash
- Posts: 1766
- Joined: May 6, 2008
- Pronoun: they/them(also ze/zem or xe/xem)
- Location: Herkimer, New York
She's been demoted.Xalxe: this is xofelf sometimes we call each other names and other times we share emotions
MattyP: Ur an enigma tho when it comes to circadian rhythm and the traditions we hold dear when it comes to the sun and the moon
Get to reknow a xofelf here
Discord is faster than PMs or sitechat: xofelf#1697-
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Iprobablysuck Goon
- Goon
- Goon
- Posts: 104
- Joined: June 20, 2016
- Location: Pennsylvania
of Hearts was my favorite allyShowDo I REALLY suck? That's up to you to decide.
Retiring from LSG's and Mish Mash, for the most part. If you want to contact me, I suggest going outside and enjoying what the world has to offer, instead.
Definitely DID suck, in the end...Probably.-
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