LSG Character Poll 2018 (FINISHED)
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McMenno they/themOne For Aren't-We-Allthey/them
- One For Aren't-We-All
- One For Aren't-We-All
- Posts: 5159
- Joined: February 18, 2015
- Pronoun: they/them
- Location: In spaaaace
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Malkon05 He/Him/HisMashtermindHe/Him/His
- Mashtermind
- Mashtermind
- Posts: 245
- Joined: June 30, 2016
- Pronoun: He/Him/His
Monokuma File #8 was full of RTC deaths and the loss of our first former winner. AHAHA beautiful!
I’m going to go take a quick break to prep our top 16, but while I do that, let’s have another…
Have you ever really looked at your hands?
But no, seriously, have you? Really stared at the hairs, the bones, right down to where little tiny molecules are bouncing around all over you, at work in the random business of life?
They're covered in skin. What good is that stuff? It's gross, it's alive, there are thousands of tiny critters living in and on you. It's much nicer to be made of something inhospitable and useless for eating. That way, nothing will try to eat you! It's a good idea to build in some rocket launchers just in case, though. A nice plush exterior is the way of the future. Eventually humans will think too hard about skin, and carbon, and inner goop, and you'll all come crying to me to hook you up at Build-a-Bear. Well, get your own contacts! What have you done for me lately, huh? Why don't you buy me flowers anymore? It's like you don't even care.
It's always hot and cold with you. I need someone more consistent.
And while you were distracted by my un-bear-ably delectable good looks, I think its time for…
#26. Mr. Goldenfold
Rick & Morty Big Brother
Average:6.846/10
Game Ranking:5/12
#25. Gundham Tanaka
Survivor: Killing School Semester
Average:6.850/10
Game Ranking:8/27
#24. Kirby
Super Survivor Bros
Average:6.889/10
Game Ranking:4/16
#23. Tulsi Gabbard
Survivor: Reverse the Curse
Average:6.895/10
Game Ranking:3/22
#22. Jinho
The Genius
Average:6.917/10
Game Ranking:3/15
#21. Poison Ivy
Survivor: Reverse the Curse
Average:6.933/10
Game Ranking:2/22
#20. Chihiro
Survivor: Killing School Semester
Average:7.056/10
Game Ranking:7/27
#19. Matthew Van Melikian
Survivor: Expect the Expected
Average:7.077/10
Game Ranking:3/16
#18. Shuichi Saihara
Survivor: Killing School Semester
Average:7.200/10
Game Ranking:6/27
#17. Big-Boobed Waitress
Rick & Morty Big Brother
Average:7.231/10
Game Ranking:4/12-
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McMenno they/themOne For Aren't-We-Allthey/them
- One For Aren't-We-All
- One For Aren't-We-All
- Posts: 5159
- Joined: February 18, 2015
- Pronoun: they/them
- Location: In spaaaace
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Awoo Mafia Scum
- Mafia Scum
- Mafia Scum
- Posts: 1096
- Joined: September 1, 2017
- Location: lmao city
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McMenno they/themOne For Aren't-We-Allthey/them
- One For Aren't-We-All
- One For Aren't-We-All
- Posts: 5159
- Joined: February 18, 2015
- Pronoun: they/them
- Location: In spaaaace
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Aurathebirb
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Elsa Jay He or She. Idc.Chaos and ConfusionHe or She. Idc.
- Chaos and Confusion
- Chaos and Confusion
- Posts: 6604
- Joined: September 30, 2018
- Pronoun: He or She. Idc.
- Location: 'Murica, or Arendelle. Either works.
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Cephrir he/himSurvivorhe/him
- Survivor
- Survivor
- Posts: 25291
- Joined: October 11, 2006
- Pronoun: he/him
- Location: Seattle-ish
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Haschel Cedricson Mr. Know It All
- Mr. Know It All
- Mr. Know It All
- Posts: 2954
- Joined: May 14, 2007
- Location: Cascadian Subduction Zone
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BROseidon Expert Marxman
- Expert Marxman
- Expert Marxman
- Posts: 8242
- Joined: April 18, 2013
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BROseidon Expert Marxman
- Expert Marxman
- Expert Marxman
- Posts: 8242
- Joined: April 18, 2013
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McMenno they/themOne For Aren't-We-Allthey/them
- One For Aren't-We-All
- One For Aren't-We-All
- Posts: 5159
- Joined: February 18, 2015
- Pronoun: they/them
- Location: In spaaaace
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CaptainMeme He/HimBanana SplitHe/Him
- Banana Split
- Banana Split
- Posts: 47
- Joined: March 9, 2016
- Pronoun: He/Him
- Location: Cambridge, UK
Monokuma File #9 was another doozy. It appears several winners of past games didn’t quite make the top 16. Oh well, the world has spoken! Winners suck! Down with winners!
Let’s get some fresh meat on the table now. We have our top 16 for our Killing game. Let’s get onto the first three class trials to see who will attempt to graduate puhuhu!
#16. Nagito Komaeda
Survivor: Killing School Semester
Average:7.250/10
Game Ranking:5/27
#15. Sayaka Maizono
Survivor: Killing School Semester
Average:7.286/10
Game Ranking:4/27
#14. Captain Falcon
Super Survivor Bros
Average:7.412/10
Game Ranking:3/16
#13. Katharine McPhee
Survivor: Expect the Expected
Average:7.417/10
Game Ranking:2/16
#12. Birdperson
Rick & Morty Big Brother
Average:7.429/10
Game Ranking:3/12
#11. Mr. Poopybutthole
Rick & Morty Big Brother
Average:7.462/10
Game Ranking:2/12
During Class Trial 1, it was revealed that Sayaka killed Nagito. She was a bit of a crazy person and tried to tell everyone else that they did it, using very flip floppy logic that didn’t make a lot of sense. Eventually, the entire group saw through her schemes and realized she’d been the culprit all along. She did it by getting Nagito to find a bunch of hidden clues and then killed him with them. Classic Sayaka.
During Class Trial 2, Katharine McPhee killed Captain Falcon. Oh my god, one of Katharine’s plans worked out. From what was revealed at the trial, she was upset from losing to Taylor Hicks at the finale of American Idol, and decided it was her time to shine as a star. She needed some way for the world to take her seriously, so the only way she saw doing that was being the Danganronpa Idol. To do that she had to murder and get away with it. Little did she know but Captain Falcon packed a mean punch. Her plan to murder worked. Her plan to get away with it, was left with a mega bruise that the dying Captain Falcon gave her. It came out in the trial, and she was the next to be offed.
During Class Trial 3, Mr. Poopybutthole killed Birdperson. What a reversal of fortune! After weeks of squabbling with each other in person, the two decided to duke it all out in a private Gentleman’s duel. It was a fierce fight, and Birdperson seemed to have the upper hand. Just as Birdperson had knocked Mr. Poopybutthole to the ground and was ready to deliver the final blow, a last minute surprise battleback advantage allowed Mr. Poopybutthole to gain enough leverage to turn the tables. With a deadly swing, one final punch snapped Birdperson’s neck, and the job was done. Unfortunately, the two made such as mess, that Mr. Poopybutthole was unable to clean his shit up before being discovered.
Puhuhu, it appears it wasn’t a good round for bird themed named people. How will our next exciting killing games go?!?!-
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McMenno they/themOne For Aren't-We-Allthey/them
- One For Aren't-We-All
- One For Aren't-We-All
- Posts: 5159
- Joined: February 18, 2015
- Pronoun: they/them
- Location: In spaaaace
sweet dreams, my princeIn post 112, CaptainMeme wrote:#12. Birdperson
Rick & Morty Big Brother
Average: 7.429/10
Game Ranking: 3/12mafiascum is on life support-
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Aurathebirb Townie
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Shadoweh Idol Hands
- Idol Hands
- Idol Hands
- Posts: 4276
- Joined: November 9, 2011
"getting Nagito to find a bunch of hidden clues" h-hey this doesn't sound like me at allI HATE YOU SO MUCH PLEASE GO JUMP INTO A FREEZING LAKE - Mr. Freeze
And this was like me realizing that you were a serial killer. - Hathor
"but I must declare my love to Edelgard here, i offer you the treasure I stole from Raphael, an idol LOL" - Shamir-
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Shadoweh Idol Hands
- Idol Hands
- Idol Hands
- Posts: 4276
- Joined: November 9, 2011
(They'll never suspect when I play the LSG Idol from the first post, no one noticed if you took the first letter of every sentence and used the fibonachi sequence it spelled KOCH BROTHERS)I HATE YOU SO MUCH PLEASE GO JUMP INTO A FREEZING LAKE - Mr. Freeze
And this was like me realizing that you were a serial killer. - Hathor
"but I must declare my love to Edelgard here, i offer you the treasure I stole from Raphael, an idol LOL" - Shamir-
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Elsa Jay He or She. Idc.Chaos and ConfusionHe or She. Idc.
- Chaos and Confusion
- Chaos and Confusion
- Posts: 6604
- Joined: September 30, 2018
- Pronoun: He or She. Idc.
- Location: 'Murica, or Arendelle. Either works.
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Iprobablysuck Goon
- Goon
- Goon
- Posts: 104
- Joined: June 20, 2016
- Location: Pennsylvania
NAGITO ROBBEDShowDo I REALLY suck? That's up to you to decide.
Retiring from LSG's and Mish Mash, for the most part. If you want to contact me, I suggest going outside and enjoying what the world has to offer, instead.
Definitely DID suck, in the end...Probably.-
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CuddlyCaucasian Professor of Being a Dog
- Professor of Being a Dog
- Professor of Being a Dog
- Posts: 225
- Joined: May 20, 2013
- Location: Richmond, VA
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Malkon05 He/Him/HisMashtermindHe/Him/His
- Mashtermind
- Mashtermind
- Posts: 245
- Joined: June 30, 2016
- Pronoun: He/Him/His
Bears and shebears. It has been quite a tantalizing journey thus far. The audience has killed over 80 poor unfortunate souls. And now our final 16 contestants are brutally killing one anotherrrrr! It’s quite infectious.
I don’t want to keep you too long from everything, but I do want to take time to acknowledge our other sponsor, ball in a cup.
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Meanwhile, while I distracted you with ball in a cup, things happened and editing is done, so uhhhhhh yeah take a look!
#10. Doohee
The Genius
Average:7.615/10
Game Ranking:2/15
#9. Jimmy Cha
The Genius
Average:7.692/10
Game Ranking:1/15
#8. Celestia Ludenberg
Survivor: Killing School Semester
Average:7.700/10
Game Ranking:3/27
#7. Donkey Kong
Super Survivor Bros
Average:7.944/10
Game Ranking:2/16
#6. Yasuhiro Hagakure
Survivor: Killing School Semester
Average:8.050/10
Game Ranking:2/27
#5. Abradolf Lincler
Rick & Morty Big Brother
Average:8.143/10
Game Ranking:1/12
#4. Jared Goldman
Survivor: Expect the Expected
Average:8.200/10
Game Ranking:1/16
During Class Trial 4, It was revealed that Celestia used Jimmy Cha to kill Doohee and then killed Jimmy Cha herself. This trial was a bit of a doozhee, puhuhu, as the remaining classmates thought only one person killed Doohee, which was imposserous. Eventually, evidence came to light that Jimmy Cha killed Doohee, but was persuaded by someone to do it. With a last minute slip of the tongue, the ever charming Celestia accidentally implicated herself as the killer, and the evidence fit.
During Class Trial 5, it was revealed that Yasuhiro killed donkey kong. The motive? Because Donkey Kong tried to say his hair was better…and so Yasu did it…in front of everyone…it wasn’t much of a class trial tbh.
During Class Trial 6, it was revealed that former winner Jared Goldman killed Abradolf Lincler in the same fashion that he killed the person who helped him graduate in his prior game. He got Lincler to trust him and then decided it was a better move not to go against him because the comics that Lincler posted would have greatly and hugely won the end. Threatened by the epicness of Lincler, Jared caught him off guard, and killed him with long winded speech words. Lincler, unable to keep up with the drawings of Jared’s awesomeness & bossness, died from awesome overload. Jared almost got away with it, but a single stray page of Lincler’s amazing scrapbook of awesome falled out of his pocket just as they were about to vote, and just like his game, he got all but one vote and was thusly eliminated.
So much despair, so much killing, so many bitter audience members. I’m suuuuure you are all bearly containing yourself with hate. You can’t stand that the characters you love placed so low and died. Puhuhu~
We are down to our last three contestants: Akane representing Killing School Semester, Jigglypuff representing Super Smash Brothers, and Katie Gallagher from Reverse the Curse. Will these three graduate or fall to complete desbear?
The thrilling conclusion to this story will be coming to you in the near future. Make sure you don’t hibernate! I promise, it’s an ending you don’t want to miss ahahah!
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hiplop Jury Darling
- Jury Darling
- Jury Darling
- Posts: 12498
- Joined: March 23, 2011
- Location: full of self
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CuddlyCaucasian Professor of Being a Dog
- Professor of Being a Dog
- Professor of Being a Dog
- Posts: 225
- Joined: May 20, 2013
- Location: Richmond, VA
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Malkon05 He/Him/HisMashtermindHe/Him/His
- Mashtermind
- Mashtermind
- Posts: 245
- Joined: June 30, 2016
- Pronoun: He/Him/His
As the trial finished, the three remaining contestants watched in horror as Jared Goldman was the next to be executed. Then they looked around, only 3 remained. Akane, Jigglypuff, and Katie Gallagher were the last ones left.
“What are we going to do? We can’t exactly graduate. If one of us kills the other, then it’s a stalemate.”
“I dunno binch cummies all around slurrrrrp!”
“God you are so gross with that, we should just kill Monokuma and fuck it uuuup!!!!!”
“Oh, what’s this? Is it my husband Ryan Gosling, that cheating bastard?”
Jigglypuff picked up a slip of paper that had fallen out of Jared’s pocket. She looked at it, and showed it to the others.
“Oh my god! This is rigged. There’s no way…”
They could only stare as they were looking at the last monokuma file
#3. Host Ghost Jeff Probst
Survivor: Reverse the Curse
Average:10/10
Game Ranking:1/23
#2. Monaca Towa
Survivor: Killing School Semester
Average:69.420/10
Game Ranking:2/28
#1. Junko Enoshima
Survivor: Killing School Semester
Average:INTEGER_OVERFLOW_ERROR/10
Game Ranking:1/28
“But, we’re the top 3! That really fuckin makes me angry aggghhhhhh! This is obviously a fake.”
“This means, that...Junko’s still alive?”
All three turned around to look at Monokuma.
“That’s right bitches.”
There’s smoke that fills the stadium as a shadoweh figure appears from out of nowhere.
“It’s me! The queen of despair, Junko Enoshima, and I truly am the best character of all time! BWHAHAHA!”
The three remaining finalists gasp and much shock ensues.
“You are a goddam traitor gimme my crown!”
Junko just laughs as Katie tries to swipe it from her.
“The three of you can’t graduate and thus I win, despair for everyone.”
“But that’s not fair, why would we not be the top three unless…” Jigglypuff ponders and then looks at Junko. “Unless, you actually did murder someone!”
Junko snorts. “Riiiiiight because that would be so smaaaart of me to do.”
"Imbeciles, I will teach you to mess with the likes of me! YOU POOR UNFORTUNATE SOULS!”
Suddenly, out of nowhere, Junko picks up the Trident from the LIttle Mermaid and becomes Super Mega Junko.
"AHAHAHA I WILL CRUSH YOU ALL YOU INGRATES."
"Stop!"
The three contestants who were just about to give into despair turn to the voice and smile.
“Monomi!” They all cheer in unison.
“I have come back by the power of love that the audience has shown for all 108 characters that have valiantly played this poll. You all have given me the power to defeat Junko once and for all!”
"I’ll crush you you stupid pink harlot! GWAHHHHH!"
"Not if I can help it!"
But in the end, Monomi’s love & power only sustained through the battle, at the end she fell to her death.
After a few minutes of mourning, Akane tapped her chin. “We still aren’t fucking getting out of here unless we graduate.”
“Thaaaat’s right puhuhu~”
“Monokuma!” The three exclaimed as they turned to see the bear.
“You have defeated the imposter winner, but this game still ends in a draw since none of you can kill without being immediately discovered. Bahaha!”
“But wait guis, ive got a idea”
Akane and Jiggly both blink and look at Katie who holds out the file that showed the placements with Ghost Probst, Monaca, & Junko on it.
“Its easy binches. U just got to look at dis slurp slurp ahah.”
They blink and then their eyes light up as all three look at Monokuma.
“Time for the final showdown you punk bear!”
“We will do this for everyone you have killed!”
“Ahah dat elizabinch gonna wish shed never crossed me!”
for real this time
#3. Jigglypuff
Super Survivor Bros
Average:8.235/10
Game Ranking:1/16
#2. Akane Owari
Survivor: Killing School Semester
Average:8.389/10
Game Ranking:1/27
#1. Katie Gallagher
Survivor: Reverse the Curse
Average:8.750/10
Game Ranking:1/22
After a crazy battle, the final trial ended as our final 3 correctly deduced that Sayaka was not actually Nagito’s killer from Class Trial 1. DUH DUH DUHHHH!!!!!
Turns out it was Malkon & CaptainMeme all along. They convinced Nagito that there was a hidden idol in the sewers and being the item hungry player that he was, Nagito went in willingly, where IT the clown did the deed. Then all they had to do was frame Sayaka and convince her she did it…which…all things considered wasn’t difficult.
The MVP was Katie Gallagher, whose wacky antics and retelling of the crazy theory using pictures of PMs, lots of slurps n cummies, & funeral pyres somehow actually ended up being what happened. To everyone’s shock she correctly then identified the hidden players and outed them.
After figuring it out, a door opens, and the final three leave knowing in a way, they have avenged their fallen comrades and have overcome complete despair in order to live the rest of their lives.
So I guess…in the end, it is we who will face despair. Congratulations to the Graduating Class of 2018. So long MSers…and enjoy the final show.
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McMenno they/themOne For Aren't-We-Allthey/them
- One For Aren't-We-All
- One For Aren't-We-All
- Posts: 5159
- Joined: February 18, 2015
- Pronoun: they/them
- Location: In spaaaace
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