Things Sitting on Reck's Desk Mafia -OVER-

[Bins]

skrew ur fucking around rn in lylo jfc

[xRECKONERx]

SleepyKrew (1): HC
DeathRowKitty
Haschel Cedricson (3): DRK, Bins, SK
Bins (1): Ari
Aristophanes

OMG GUYS GUESS WHAT!???

Spoiler:

Haschel was A rocks glass filled with apple cider vinegar and dish soap -

Town Self-Redirector

Reck has had a fruit fly infestation recently which sucks so he has these little fly traps sitting out everywhere. Like a dumb stupid fruit fly to the vinegary trap, you can force people to target u with their action.
You win when all threats to town are dead.

THIS MEANS THAT...

SLEEPYKREW AND DRK WIN AS MAFIA

[xRECKONERx]

THINGS SITTING ON RECK'S DESK MAFIA

Firebringer - A pair of Sennheiser headphones - Town Literal Ghostwriter
These bad boys can pick up all sorts of interesting chatter. At night, name an alignment. If that alignment is in the game I will tell you one of the words they wrote in a post the previous day. Because ur good at listening.
You win when all threats to town are dead.

Malakittens - Woodbridge by Robert Mondavi Pinot Grigio - Town Drunk
Each night, choose someone to get drunk with. It's compulsive bc Reck has chronic alcoholism. That person, if they receive any night time PMs, will be too drunk to remember them until the following night. This includes day start PMs.
You win when all threats to town are dead.

Aristophanes - BIRTHDAY BITCH "SHE'S DRIPPING" VAPE JUICE - Town Cake Vendor
Reck loves his vape juice and right now it's birthday cake flavored. So like. It is birthday. Each night give cake. Happy day. The cake does nothing bc it is a lie.
You win when all threats to town are dead.

Haschel Cedricson - A rocks glass filled with apple cider vinegar and dish soap - Town Self-Redirector
Reck has had a fruit fly infestation recently which sucks so he has these little fly traps sitting out everywhere. Like a dumb stupid fruit fly to the vinegary trap, you can force people to target u with their action.
You win when all threats to town are dead.

Who - Magnesium Taurate Tablets - Town 1-Shot Roleblocking Rolestopper
Reck swears by this miracle vitamin that makes him sleepytimes and stops all anxiety. Put someone to sleep and they'll be protected snugly in bed from all actions but will also be unable to take any actions.
You win when all threats to town are dead.

SleepyKrew - A tube of Burt's Bees Beeswax Lip balm - Mafia 1-Shot Doctor
the protective powers of BURTS BEES cannot be underestimated. you may protect one player during the game at night. ur partner is DeathRowKitty who is a Mafia Post Restrictor. u can communicate via sitechat.
You win when you outnumber the town or nothing can stop u.

DeathRowKitty - An empty can of MATI all natural healthy energy drink - Mafia Post Restrictor
Target someone and once they taste the incredible, rejuvenating power of MATI energy drink they will be forced to mention MATI once per post the following day or risk losing their vote for the rest of the day. ur partner is SleepyKrew who is a Mafia 1-Shot Doctor
You win when you outnumber the town or nothing can stop u.

xyzzy - Reck's car keys with a keyfob for the gym on them - Town 1-Shot Strongman-Maker
The most interesting thing about Reck's keys is that they have a gym keyfob on them so reck can access his 24/7 gym. U see it is bc he is trying to get swole. So u can make someone else super swole as well and make their action succeed 100%.
You win when all threats to town are dead.


N1 ACTIONS
SK kills Who
DRK restricts Ari
HC no action
FB asks ab aliens (no u idiot)
Ari cakes FB
xyzzy strongmans Ari
Who rb/rs DRK

N1 RESULTS
Who dies
FB gets no result
FB gets a cake

N2 ACTIONS
SK kills xyzzy
DRK restricts Ari
HC no action
FB
ARI cakes xyzzy

N2 RESULTS
xyzzy dies
Ari gets post restriction PM

[xRECKONERx]

thank u for participating in this expirement & god bless

[Bins]

lmfao brutal

[schadd_]

dang skrew + drk was whut i was thinking before ....

bins

repd in

[Bins]

sorry haschel i had no idea what was happening and ari was just talking bout mati i cried

[Aristophanes]

Goddammit I suck at this game!!!

[Bins]

wait schadd was in this game

[xRECKONERx]

i fucking love ari

[SleepyKrew]

ari was just talking bout mati i cried

successful use of assigning a post restriction

[schadd_]

nah jus watching

[xRECKONERx]

no schadd was not here

[Haschel Cedricson]

Skrew was obvscum but DRK did great at throwing me off.

[DeathRowKitty]

i love that i never actually had to claim, i wasn't 100% sure what i was going to say if i had to do so

[xRECKONERx]

real sad that fb/bins didn't get to use their role bc it was my fave

[Bins]

Bins could be scum.
I have inside info


(I don't have inside info actually)

i lold

[Haschel Cedricson]

Oh shit the Post Restrictor with the Drunk could have ended badly for town.

[SleepyKrew]

Skrew was obvscum

that's why I won the 1v1

[SleepyKrew]

skrew ur fucking around rn in lylo jfc

no bins I was trying my best jeez

[xRECKONERx]

anyway have my gifbank of mcelroy gifs i didnt get to use

[xRECKONERx]

Oh shit the Post Restrictor with the Drunk could have ended badly for town.

it very much could have!

[SleepyKrew]

who's the guy dabbing @reck

[xRECKONERx]

me

[Aristophanes]

i fucking love ari

<3

This was good fun! Thanks Reck