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Many are great,
More are good,
But it takes something special to be excellent.

And that's just the way it goes.


Night 2

{9}
lovo14
Oman {subbing for }
Korlash
The Jester
WhoMe?
Cavebear with a toothache
Guardian {subbing for }
Thanatos
DizzyIzzyB13 {subbing for }

{2}

A gavel struck the table with a loud thud.

"I now pronounce this meeting of the losers and dickheads in order," belted chairman Kevin Federline. "Our plans to take over this world have been absolutely thwarted by some of the most excellent people to ever walk this earth. I'm talking real legends here, and if we don't stop them why nothing will ever go our way ever again. Now, I know we've all had our ups and downs. For example, I can't sell a record worth shit. Any other testimonials?"

"Everyone makes fun of me because of that stupid 300 movie. They cast a really fat guy to play me and now I'm nothing but the big fat tub-o-wussy," said King Xerxes.

"I'm the only steeler that's been run out of Pittsburgh," said Cordell Stewart.

"I use Windows," said Steve Jobs.

"I'm dead," said a still teaming Ivan Ooze. "Do you know how embarassing it is to be the shortest lived Power Rangers supervillian?"

Federline stood up. "Well then, it's time to exact revenge." Out from under a dome on the stage came a bright flash of light. "This is the insta portal crystal thing 2067. We'll take the fight to them BOI!!!"

The crystal flashed, and suddenly all the excellent and unexcellent people disappeared and found themselves together.

"Hello, I'm Chuck Woolery, and this is Mafia" [snazzy theme song] "Your object is to find the people on your team and kill off all the rest. You know how the game is played, now get to it."

RULES [ish stolen from Mr. Flay]

{1} If you don't have fun I'll replace you. Promise.
{2} Please bold your votes. That means like this:
{3} Unvoting IS NECESSARY to change your vote. Please say or I will not register you have changed your vote.
{4} I own red bold text. If you post in red bold text, I'll change it to something stupid like hot pink, and then you'll be sorry.
{5} A simple majority of votes will lynch a person. Once a person has been lynched, unvoting will not save them. Also, during the twilight before the kill scene is posted, talking in-thread is allowed as long as the thread is not closed.
{6} If you die, you're deadified. Don't talk. If you even make a "bah" post I'll BL you.
{7} Do not talk to any other player outside fo the thread unless you role specifically states you may, and even then only at the times permitted.
{8} Do not quote any PMs you receive from me. Also, do not attempt to present a post that looks like a quote. This refers to flavor and role information. You'll be modkilled.
{9} Please treat this game as a commitment. If you're going to be away for 48 hours or more, post in V/LA, PM me, and post in-thread please.
{10} Get your nightchoices in before the deadline or you will act as though you targetted no one/had no action.
{11} In the event of a day deadline, no one will be lynched upon the deadline unless a majority is reached beforehand. Deadlines will be imposed in the event of poor conversation and may be retracted as I see fit.
{12} If you have an issue, please keep it to the PMs. If I'm an ass to you in-thread, feel free to flame me in-thread, but any other issues are best kept out of the game.
{13} Twilight is defined as the time between someone is given the lynching vote and the time the lynch scene is posted. The game status will be checked at approximately midnight EST each night. Players are free to talk in thread, but removing a vote from a player will not save them.

EVERYONES CONFIRMED!!!

DAY 1!!!



GO!!!

wait, who?

Because two votes on one person is at least as good as one vote one two people.
That and I didn't have anything better to do.
Also, because I can.
So there.

If he finds himself suspicious, who am I to argue.

3 posts in the thread and you've already changed your vote!

He is so not a most excellent person ever! Thus he must be scum!

For having an animated avatar. Those things are dangerous, I tell you.

For trying to lynch the jester. Are you stupid? He wins when he dies.

Bandwagon!!!!!!!

Can we change the title of the thread to Day 1?

^ No ^

for band wagoning silliness.

OMGUS

I still say we should bandwagon korlash seeing he voted a jester and he knew he was a jester.

For trying to lynch the jester, and I'm sure he would lynch "Town" too.

, why are there asterics by Urzassedatives in the 1st post?

Come on guys, we get the jester out early and then we dont have to worry about him! =D

But he wins if you lynch him! You are supposed to nightkill the jester. See more people should vote korlash I think he is a funny survivor.

Hey now... No speculating on the Nk... thats directing the scum!

You think I'm funny? ;_; means so much to me....