Nominate: korlash
Award: ?????
Game: Rat Race Mafia (currently in progress, but since this was his bah post, and I'm the mod i figured this was fine)
Korlash wrote:*yawn* Thanks Niv... I was worried I was going to have to keep that up for a full week. *painful face*
well bah and stuff... Not really angry so I won't swear... you fuckers! >.> <.<... maybe a little angry...
Anyways I would like to thank the academy for my brilliant performance *hecklers in the crowd* and would like to make a statement for the chronicle:
"Bah..."
Also I accept tips in the form of small bills, large bills, huge piles of cash, and debit cards... make all check payable to Korlash, Las Vegas Stripper. And as always, no money orders.
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Well… Have fun continuing to kill each other! When you lot blow it and I end up winning I’m gunna laugh and laugh and laugh…
>.> How’s that "putting as much as I want into it."? Yeah... <.<