Get to Know a Scummer: Oman Edition

[Simenon]

Questions for Oman? ask them here.

Oman gets a week.

Don't jDodge your questions (pun!)

[Claus]

Random vote stage:

Why a Moogle?

Why Mafiascum?

[pablito]

What's the second-best country in the Middle East?

[Twomz]

What did you get for Christmas?

How old are you?

Do you love cheese?

Why is the field on fire?

What is the square root of one hundred and sixty nine?

What is the cube root of eight?

What is the derivative of x^2?

What is the antiderivative of (1/3)x^2?

What kind of computer do you have?
How fast is the processor?
How much RAM?
What kind of video card do you have?
How big is your hard drive?
How many gigs of media do you have?
How many gigs of porn do you have?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[cicero]

What career do you most want to pursue?

What charity would you most like to see taking money off your future paycheque?

Do you have any goals and asperations you'd like to share?

Have you ever left australia?

Would you like to travel?

Would you like to live abroad?

Do you care about Australian politics?

How close have you or someone you love come to being killed by one of Australias many very nasty snakes or spiders?

Do you find Moose and Beavers as exotic as we find kangaroos and koalas?

Is fosters beer actually popular there?

What part of australia do you live in? city/country/outback? melbourne/sydney?

Where in Australia would you rather live instead?

Crocodile Dundee: Source of National Pride or National Shame? Same question re: John Howard and Kevin Rudd.

Merry Christmas!

[Brutal Assassin]

Are you a "Men at Work" fan?

Do you come from a land down under....

[Adel]

What do you think of all of those Chinese immigrants making it harder for you to get a job?

[Tamuz]

Since Cicero can't answer this

Why do the british love 'u's and hate 'z's?

Why do americans love 'z's and hate 'u's?

[Oman]

Claus

Why a Moogle?

Its meant to be irrelevant, thus people see it and say "I don't get it. Must be an aussie thing."

Why Mafiascum?

I couldn't get into games on Utopiatemple and my friend who studies phsyc told me it was worth my time. I googled and found this. I went to a few others, but only stuck around at Ms.

Pablito

What's the second-best country in the Middle East?

Yemen.

Twomz

What did you get for Christmas?

A picnic blanket, some golf clubs, a lava lamp, and a bunch of gift cards to book stores and car accesory shops.

How old are you?

18 next month (yay)

Do you love cheese?

You know it. I have a theory that dairy counters depression, and thats because you never see an unhappy calf, and all they do is consume dairy.

Why is the field on fire?

I don't know, and I'm sure this is an obscure reference I should get, but I don't, and now I'm sad.

What is the square root of one hundred and sixty nine?

I'm pretty sure it wont come out clean, but I'll check...whatya know: 13.

What is the cube root of eight?

13 again? No this one is 2, thats something I remember.

What is the derivative of x^2?

2x

What is the antiderivative of (1/3)x^2?

Anti-derivative, is that some weird American word. Aussies don't have Anti-derivative, we call it...something else I've forgotten in the last 6 weeks.

What kind of computer do you have?

Built it myself.

How fast is the processor?

2.7 I believe (duo)

How much RAM?

2GB

What kind of video card do you have?

A (insert brand) 88000GTS I think.

How big is your hard drive?

Are you coming on to me? 80GB

How many gigs of media do you have?

I have 15GB of musics, and about 5 of movies, oh and 12 GBs of scrubs.

How many gigs of porn do you have?

Not enough. I don't know the figure though.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I disagree with intellectually determining a chicken's motives, as I have no supporting evidence, only the knowledge that it did cross the road.

Cicero

What career do you most want to pursue?

I want to be a Medical Officer in the Royal Australian Air Force (yes, we have planes), or a Forensic Medical Examiner, so medicine based.

What charity would you most like to see taking money off your future paycheque?

Guide Dogs NSW/ACT. Ironic because they give me my current paycheck, but I just see the need for more money in the company. Most people think its govt. subsidised, but its not! Its actually a privately run company that can't get funding from other companies or advertising or anything, as it would have an adverse effect on the percieve morality of the company.

Do you have any goals and asperations you'd like to share?

Punch a shark. Nah, I did some Drama in High School and I want to do a bit of writing/directing outside in the real, paying, world.

Have you ever left australia?

Not yet.

Would you like to travel?

Europe/Russia. Oh, and switzerland

Would you like to live abroad?

Yes I would, but not permanently.

Do you care about Australian politics?

Very much so.

How close have you or someone you love come to being killed by one of Australias many very nasty snakes or spiders?

No, which is good, i suppose.

Do you find Moose and Beavers as exotic as we find kangaroos and koalas?

Moose yes, Beavers are more common to me, I think cause I saw them in zoos as a child.

Is fosters beer actually popular there?

Bundy Bear > Fosters bear and here he is. and again

What part of australia do you live in? city/country/outback? melbourne/sydney?

Known as Western Sydney. A more accurate look is here. Its suburban

Where in Australia would you rather live instead?

Somewhere a little less "away" for everything. As Australia's public transport system sucks, its a 30 minute + drive to anywhere worth my time (cinema, computer shop, etc).

Crocodile Dundee: Source of National Pride or National Shame?

Crocodile Dundee = Pride. Every movie after the first = shame. Its funny, because we don't assign ourselves to it, we just say "yes, he's a character...what, you mean that's meant to be

us

?"

Same question re: John Howard and Kevin Rudd.

Howard could've been remembered for a long time as the greatest Prime Minster ever, except he didn't resign when he should've. Instead he kept going till he got beaten by the "scarce-bearded" one. Rudd...its too early to call.

Merry Christmas!

Thanks, you too.

Brutal Assassin

Are you a "Men at Work" fan?

No, but I'm a big fan of their lead singer (colin hay)'s solo work.

Do you come from a land down under....

I do. I also eat vegimite Sandwhiches.

Adel

(/brace self)

What do you think of all of those Chinese immigrants making it harder for you to get a job?

They're not to me personally. Very few of them wish to be Kennel Attendants at Guide Dogs, and those that wish to be doctors often don't want to be in the RAAF. I deal with it well.

Wow, that was gentle.

Tamuz 2

Why do the british love 'u's and hate 'z's?

The Z is a harsh sound. Compare utilisation with utilization.

Why do americans love 'z's and hate 'u's?

The Americans are harsh people.


I'm leaving in 8 hrs for three days, I'll catch up when I get back.

[Simenon]

Whose GTKAS should I post next?

[Oman]

Simenon

Whose GTKAS should I post next?

Someone who I don't know a lot about, but I know enough to care I don't know a lot. Toss up between CKD, Primate, and Porochaz.

Original Roll String: 1d3

1 3-Sided Dice: (3) = 3

[Oman]

CuriousKarmaDog!

[Adel]

Have you ever had blood, shit, and cum all on the same hand at the same hand? Two out of three? Which two?

Have you ever licked a human eyeball?

Have you ever licked a non-human eyeball?

Have you ever licked a non-human tongue?

What was the most humiliating sexual experience of your life?

What was the most rewarding sexual experience of your life?

What was the most humiliating non-sexual experience of your life?

What was the most rewarding non-sexual experience of your life?

If a distant relative were to suddenly die and leave you 17.2 million Australian dollars, how would your life change?

Are you currently in the RAAF? What occupation do/will you fill?

[Oman]

Adel

The adel we love.

Have you ever had blood, shit, and cum all on the same hand at the same hand? Two out of three? Which two?

Sorta had two out of three. I helped birth a calf, and whilst it wasn't really cum there was certainly enough placenta to make it messy.

Have you ever licked a human eyeball?

Yes, strangely enough. It was a girlfriend and I kissed her eye and she asked me a question and opened her eye and jelly ensued.

Have you ever licked a non-human eyeball?

No.

Have you ever licked a non-human tongue?

Nope, had them lick me though.

What was the most humiliating sexual experience of your life?

Thats a rough question...probably when I was "enjoying" a lady and her female friend walked into the tent.

What was the most rewarding sexual experience of your life?

When the friend joined in (and that is a true story that I am quite proud of in my secret moments).

What was the most humiliating non-sexual experience of your life?

I was owned by Sim in the title fairy thread

What was the most rewarding non-sexual experience of your life?

Finishing my HSC, I partied, drank, sang, and danced my way through and everyone said how proud they were of me (Go Go natural intellect!)

If a distant relative were to suddenly die and leave you 17.2 million Australian dollars, how would your life change?

Dramatically, I'm sure. I would probably buy a ute, and some new golf clubs for my father.

My life would change because I could pay back the people I owe (my sisters, parents, etc) and probably do something really nice for the world, giving me a loving sense of goodwill. Of course, thats optimistic, and there is nothing to say I wouldn't be horribly corrupted.

Are you currently in the RAAF? What occupation do/will you fill?

I'm not yet. I could've gone into the Australian Defence Force Acadamy and been in there now, but their degrees are sub-par and I really want a good university experience. For that reason I'll hopefully be doing Post-Graduate Medicine (we can do medicine in "college" straight out of high school if we wish. Instead I'm going to do a degree at university and then go do a medicine degree) and being a Medical Officer.

Alternitavly I'll be an Air Combat Officer.

[Brutal Assassin]

What is an ute?

[Porochaz]

baguette?

Drunk?

Question?

Pelicans?

Cats?

Do you still wear your scumhat?

Do you wear your scumhat in scumchat?

Do you do things that rhyme often?

I accidentally splashed wax in my face, what should I do?

Are you still willing to teach me D&D?

britian or england? (your life depends on this question)

I have an anvil, do you want it?

Why?

I'm really just asking random questions now because Im bored... what do you want me to ask you?

Favourite music?

Neighbours, Source of Pride?

Round the Twist, is it shown in Austrailia still?

Pizza? What toppings?

[Oman]

BA

What is an ute?

Utility Vehicle very good for taking to Ute Musters

Porochaz

baguette?

Before 11 am, yes.

Drunk?

Not right now, though last night I was

Question?

Answer

Pelicans?

"Bills, bills, bills. I feel like a pelican, everywhere I turn there's an enormous bill in front of me."

Cats?

Yus, but dogs > cats

Do you still wear your scumhat?

All the time. I wear it to work and social events but not so often on MS.net. I'm wearing it right now though.

Do you wear your scumhat in scumchat?

Sometimes.

Do you do things that rhyme often?

Yes, whenever I can.

I accidentally splashed wax in my face, what should I do?

Let it solidify then peel it off. Then pour some on your hand and do the same.

Are you still willing to teach me D&D?

Yeah sure.

britian or england? (your life depends on this question)

I personally prefer England over Britian, but British over English.

I have an anvil, do you want it?

Just don't drop it on my head

Why?

It'll hurt, and possibly kill me.

I'm really just asking random questions now because Im bored... what do you want me to ask you?

Anything really, this is about you getting to know me. I know me, so why is that assisting.

Favourite music?

I'm very eclectic. I like lots from Ani Difranco to Hilltop Hoods, The Whitlams to Chris Franklin, Reel Big Fish to Pat Drummond.

Neighbours, Source of Pride?

Neighbours, root of evil.

Round the Twist, is it shown in Austrailia still?

Sometimes, for like, two weeks on A(ustrlain)BC

Pizza? What toppings?

Peperoni, capsicum, cheese, tomato sauce, a few other doo-dads and its all good.

[Claus]

Mafia Questions:

1- Best Game? Worst Game?
2- Most interesting game you did not take part?
3- How did your playstyle changed between now and when you first joined Mafiascum?
4- How much time per week you spend on MS?
5- Why do you like Mafia?


Non Mafia Related Questions:

1- What is your favorite Board Game? If it is a traditional one (chess,Go,etc) what is your favorite modern board game?
2- If you could Time Travel for a month to somewhere outside of your life span, where would you go? And for 10 years?
3- Do you have an irrational hatred/dislike of what kind of people?

[Brutal Assassin]

What do you put the odds at in our duel?

[Tamuz]

Your from UT? Who were you there?
Were you part of the chatters in the LA?
If not, did they make you feel intimidated/unfriendly?


Follow up:
How do you pronounce your second 'i' in utilization? soft or hard? l-eye-(?)ation or l-ih-(?)ation?

[Oman]

Claus

1- Best Game? Worst Game?

I can't really think of a best game except maybe Cult Mafia (500) in which I was the vig who successfully avoided being too townie or scummy for quite a while, but my worst was ABR's mini wherin Vollkan vigged me D1, no worries. First scum game actually.

2- Most interesting game you did not take part?

Clavin and Hobbes interests me, as does Bad Idea, as they both change game dynamics and force something new out of players.

3- How did your playstyle changed between now and when you first joined Mafiascum?

I overwagoned and posted too much. Now I slightly overwagon and slightly post too much. I'm more conservative, but am getting to a real slump in my mafia play atm. I just don't have the energy due to the current stuff within games.

4- How much time per week you spend on MS?

Oh, I'm on every morning and every night now that I'm not studying, when I work (3-4 days a week) its prolly 2 hrs per day. When I don't its prolly 4-5 per day.

5- Why do you like Mafia?

Analysis, trickery, and psychology all work together to make the town or scum become the stronger party. Also, I like it because everyone can play it, its not like COD or CS where you need to play for half a year 3hrs a day to be good, you can catch scum or be sneakyscum even when a newbie. Also, the fact that there are very few whitewashes in it. It often comes down to the rails.

1- What is your favorite Board Game? If it is a traditional one (chess,Go,etc) what is your favorite modern board game?

Probably chess or monopoly. My favourite modern is Cranium or Pictionary MANIA! because I have fun memories of my family playing it.

2- If you could Time Travel for a month to somewhere outside of your life span, where would you go? And for 10 years?

Month: The first communal act. Where the first man killed something and, when holding the food in his hand, decided to share instead of keeping for himself, thus forming society. 10 years: Early Australia, like my Grandfather's time, where things were more about close knit families than extended communities. Oh, and the old steam train ran to Bomballa

3- Do you have an irrational hatred/dislike of what kind of people?

Breathing.

Seriously though, I have an irrational dislike of lebenesse people. In Australia they have a horrible work ethic which juxtaposes with the Australian hard work ethic. It really gets to me that service stations (what are they, gas stations?) require 10 mintues to pay for your fuel when the guy is on the phone. They simply don't put the effort while working.

Oh I have other reasons I dislike them too. That is: their penchant for gang based violence (esp. sexually motivated) clashes with Australian values. Ironically, the things that started those riots were the lebenesse telling Australian girls not to wear bikinis and also a romoured rape and bashing of a small group of young girls by a large group of men.

BA

What do you put the odds at in our duel?

I'm giving you 3:1

Tamuz

Your from UT? Who were you there?

Oman, or Omankdor or something, its been a while.

Were you part of the chatters in the LA?

LA? I don't know it.

If not, did they make you feel intimidated/unfriendly?

Very few people did. I spent a lot of time in Suggestions, and Discussion and games, not many other places.

How do you pronounce your second 'i' in utilization? soft or hard? l-eye-(?)ation or l-ih-(?)ation?

Personally I do you-till-eye-(?)sation. But I accept people using the other version. Is that an American/English thing too?

[Adel]

Adel

The adel we love.

I realized after your reaction to my last question that I had expectations to live up to.[/quote]

(and that is a true story that I am quite proud of in my secret moments).

bonus points for having the same experience fit both questions.

Which Pacific Island has the scariest natives?

[Oman]

Adel

Which Pacific Island has the scariest natives?

Tonga, they're the largest of all pacific Islanders.

[Adel]

when are you going to send out the role pms for the open game you are modding?

[xyzzy]

when are you going to send out the role pms for the open game you are modding?

QFT