Get to Know a Scummer: Shanba Edition

[Simenon]

Fellow scummers,
You have one week to ask Shanba any question you wish. This will go from December 5th to December 12th. He must answer every question you ask him. Keep it relatively tasteful and don't ask him for his credit card number.

If you wish to sign up to be interviewed, sign up in the signup thread. Don't do it here or I will smite you.

Don't jDodge questions.

[Fritzler]

Shanba, how many people think you're a girl?

[curiouskarmadog]

on a scale of 1-10 (10 beng the best, 1 the worse)...who do you rate your town play? Your scum play? Your over scum finding ability?

[Andycyca]

Shanba, where are you right now?

[xyzzy]

Shaba, if you had to send a nuke to one scummer's house, who would you choose?

[hasdgfas]

If you knew that you were about to die, but were able to play one more mafia game and could choose any theme you wanted, what would the theme be?

[Phate]

Shanba, if you could mod one game and pick the players and their roles and alignments, who would you pick and what would their roles and alignments be? Why?

[Xdaamno]

Will you rate all the people who have posted in this thread so far on a scale of 1-10 (lowest to highest) on moral disposition and how much you like them? If so, please do so

[JDodge]

ABR est une catin, oui/non?

[schismatized]

Shanny, what question should I ask you?

[pablito]

Here's some questions I asked to other people today, so now you get them.

If you could be addicted to one drug, what would it be?

If you could forget one thing, what would it be?

If you could have named the first man or woman (instead of Adam/Eve if you take that story), what would it have been?

What was the most embarrassing thing that your parents have done to you?

If you could do anything with one of your teachers (past or present), what would it be and with whom?

[Glork]

If you were to have a New Year's Eve party with exactly five other Scummers, which ones would you choose and why?

[Simenon]

What is the best scumchat role you have ever received?

[Quagmire]

How many cocks do you

seriously

think you can stuff into your mouth at one time?

[shaft.ed]

How many cocks do you seriously think Quagmire can stuff into his mouth at one time?

[Thestatusquo]

On a scale of one to ten, what is your credit card number?

[Twomz]

What is your name?

What is your quest?

What... is your favorite color?

[Oman]

Why do you hide your femininity?

Do you like me?

Who would you get the op to become female for?

[Claus]

How do you pronounce your forum nick? Why did you choose it?

[Thestatusquo]

How do you pronounce your forum nick? Why did you choose it?

GOOD QUESTION!

I always thought it was sh-an-ba.

[Brutal Assassin]

How do you pronounce your forum nick? Why did you choose it?

GOOD QUESTION!

I always thought it was sh-an-ba.

You manage to turn "shanba" into 3 syllables?

[Adele]

How do you pronounce your forum nick? Why did you choose it?

GOOD QUESTION!

I always thought it was sh-an-ba.

You manage to turn "shanba" into 3 syllables?

BAD FAKE BRITISH ACCENTS WIN!

[cicero]

Do you know karate?

Any other martial arts?

Can you play any musical instruments?

Where did you / do you fit in the pecking order at your high school?

[cicero]

What are five reasons that Shanba is so win?

[Twomz]

When did you notice that your GTKAS thread was up?