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Post Post #1725 (ISO) » Thu Oct 06, 2016 4:45 pm

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Mouthwash.
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Post Post #1726 (ISO) » Thu Oct 06, 2016 4:57 pm

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I hope that was totally planned for the pagetop
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Post Post #1727 (ISO) » Thu Oct 06, 2016 5:03 pm

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Can we please not talk about sex in this thread. Minors come here.
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Post Post #1728 (ISO) » Thu Oct 06, 2016 5:03 pm

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In post 1726, Cheery Dog wrote:I hope that was totally planned for the pagetop
It totally was! XD
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Post Post #1729 (ISO) » Thu Oct 06, 2016 5:04 pm

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Don't worry Oman. I'm going back to my "not shitposting here anymore" resolution.

I just couldn't resist!
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Post Post #1730 (ISO) » Thu Oct 06, 2016 6:01 pm

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In post 1727, Oman wrote:Can we please not talk about sex in this thread. Minors come here.
shit, yeah, you're right. sorry for being the one who pushed the thread in that direction.
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Post Post #1731 (ISO) » Thu Oct 06, 2016 6:28 pm

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Oh no not minors

However will they dig out coal after seeing that??
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Post Post #1732 (ISO) » Fri Oct 07, 2016 12:46 am

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I'm 5 and what is this
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Post Post #1733 (ISO) » Fri Oct 07, 2016 9:04 am

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What secks?
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Post Post #1734 (ISO) » Fri Oct 07, 2016 9:15 am

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hey now, don't test your boundaries
youre a rock star, so don't ruin it now
get your game on, or you're getting banned

srry for being such a buzzki 'll
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Post Post #1735 (ISO) » Fri Oct 07, 2016 9:18 am

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In post 1734, Killthestory wrote:hey now, don't test your boundaries
youre a rock star, so don't ruin it now
get your game on, or you're getting banned

srry for being such a buzzki 'll
you arent allowed to post off-topic in the title thread skrew is gonna ban.... oh wait
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Post Post #1736 (ISO) » Fri Oct 07, 2016 9:54 am

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So...titles...right...

Any
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Post Post #1737 (ISO) » Fri Oct 07, 2016 10:12 am

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In post 1735, vonflare wrote:
In post 1734, Killthestory wrote:hey now, don't test your boundaries
youre a rock star, so don't ruin it now
get your game on, or you're getting banned

srry for being such a buzzki 'll
you arent allowed to post off-topic in the title thread skrew is gonna ban.... oh wait
srry but it was on-topic tyvm

Also, I still feel Xyzzy could have a title.

I think Zach could too with all his crazy lingo shit. I don't understand half of what he says, and I doubt people understand what I say either.
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Post Post #1738 (ISO) » Fri Oct 07, 2016 4:14 pm

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So . . . iraonavp doesn't actually align any text when he says someone is town- or scum-aligned? If so this seems like "let's integrate another kooky feature into the titles of today!" Plus I have to agree with several who are saying that it isn't a big enough deal for a title. I'd like links from supporters (and dissenters), if possible.
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Post Post #1739 (ISO) » Fri Oct 07, 2016 4:36 pm

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He always say someone is "town aligned" when anyone else would say town.
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Post Post #1740 (ISO) » Fri Oct 07, 2016 4:43 pm

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In post 1739, Gamma Emerald wrote:He always say someone is "town aligned" when anyone else would say town.
or towny, or a townread, or a town lean, or many other possible things.

However, I just don't think it's significant enough to be a title.
If someone consistently says Town-lean or Scum-lean, does that legitimize the title "Lean"? I mean, sure, irlt could be italicized to look cool, but it's absolutely arbitrary.
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Post Post #1741 (ISO) » Sat Oct 08, 2016 4:58 pm

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He's probably the only guy to do it. Unironically anyway.
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Post Post #1742 (ISO) » Sun Oct 09, 2016 12:02 pm

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In post 1741, Gamma Emerald wrote:He's probably the only guy to do it.
this.

I mean, his
style
is
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to him b/c I don't know of any other poster that frequently uses scum-aligned/town-aligned. Yes, if the text in the title cannot be aligned then it ruins the play on words but other than that I don't see how its any different than say Rangers title.

I really don't feel like its a bad title and it makes perfect sense for him but I know full and well that titles are about popularity.
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Post Post #1743 (ISO) » Sun Oct 09, 2016 12:26 pm

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Ranger's style of organizing reads is one that loads of people use and is generally considered to be pretty good, as far as I know. I know it's the style I saw first and the one I really like to read. It isn't just "a thing Ranger does/did/whatever" it's a thing that had/has a lasting effect.
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Post Post #1744 (ISO) » Sun Oct 09, 2016 1:02 pm

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Ranger is far from the first person to make a reads list like that. The bracket part is the only thing unique about it.
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Post Post #1745 (ISO) » Sun Oct 09, 2016 4:54 pm

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In post 1744, Nero Cain wrote:Ranger is far from the first person to make a reads list like that. The bracket part is the only thing unique about it.
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Post Post #1746 (ISO) » Sun Oct 09, 2016 5:27 pm

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In post 1745, Firebringer wrote:
In post 1744, Nero Cain wrote:Ranger is far from the first person to make a reads list like that. The bracket part is the only thing unique about it.
This.
That.
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Post Post #1747 (ISO) » Sun Oct 09, 2016 5:32 pm

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Nominate ConManMick for
Dear Diary


Think it's fair to say that these drunkposts of his are rather unique and well-known

Although maybe the title
Diar Deary
would work better to show the drunkenness as well, I'll let others decide.
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Post Post #1748 (ISO) » Sun Oct 09, 2016 6:54 pm

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Davsto wrote:Nominate ConManMick for
Dear Diary


Think it's fair to say that these drunkposts of his are rather unique and well-known

Although maybe the title
Diar Deary
would work better to show the drunkenness as well, I'll let others decide.
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Nominate ConManMick
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Dear Derry
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Have you read the Drunkposting thread!?!?
I mean, it speaks for itself!

He gets drunk, consults it as his Diary, and makes awesome posts! His stories are hilarious and unexpected and people look forward to them! You want something that sets him apart when he's drunk? Well this is it!

Also, read the latest one about Nero. I howled! XD

Also, he often misspells "Diary" making "Derry" fit even more.
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Post Post #1749 (ISO) » Sun Oct 09, 2016 7:06 pm

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nth ConManMick





Also,
nominate mastina
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mastin3


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Come again?
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