In the beginning there was the Mayor of the Philosophy Departament, who suddenly saw himself between a war greater than any other war in Fuckingname University. He received some scary letters and ten packed up all the money and locked the main building, leaving the warriors inside it. Bad thing is, took the role call list with him, so nobody remembered everything about their teams.
The tempers were high, everyone was ready to rise their favorite philosopher to the status of God or die trying.
The first one to fall was
Crub
. He saw
Pokerface
laying a rope across the hallway and thought it was something dangerous to do. He immediately sent his Mad Cow to ram him, but what Crub failed to see was that PokerFace was commiting suicide by stringing himself. The noose got mad, and shot the Mad Cow flying towards Crub, crushing his legs completely.
Ckillor
was very scared and when he heard the loud thud, he shouted "Crap" Obviously, his favorite Tickle-me Elmo understood this as "Crub" and began tickling him to death. (uhh, that was REALLY creepy)
Shanba
thought this was getting out of control, so he tried to open a hole by shooting a Holy Hand Grenade to the
sky
ceiling, but failed. Too bad.
oEJo
was arguing with his 6ft Man Eating Chicken, because he wouldn't bang his head against the
sky
ceiling anymore.
klebian
was in the first floor and when he saw the crack left by Ej's man, he tried to fill it with his +500 Putty. Too bad it fell over Ej's throat, shutting it completely.
Battle Mage
was in trouble for insulting everyone he found in his way. He took cover in a small corner while screaming: "Help! There's a man in the dark corner of the cafeteria". This brought the attention of
Roach, Sammich & Flameaxe
who ran to the corner and began sending ZONEACEs, bullets and Nerf Footballs towards it. But it was very dark, so they couldn't really see who was in there. Suddenly, all their proyectiles fired back, killing the three of them. BM got out of the corner saying: "I told you there was someone in the corner" And began cleaning his Anti-Team-Asshat gun.
Meanwhile in the Principal's office, a bunch of guys were very depressed.
bird1111, Brutal Assasin, OpposedForce, JordanA24, Max and JDodge
to be precise. They all felt that the fight didn't have any sense at all and even if one team won, it wouldn't have any sense of being. They all decided to shoot themselves as a protesting sign to the World.
A Boot, a Sniper Rifle, a Toothbrush, a little bit of Dark Matter, an Inflatable Die and some puppies fell to the ground at the same time.
