he latest rumours seem to prove true. It's a problem with the food again. Local authorities from food source 17, also known as
Cramwood Glade
, as the food seems to call it, report that the crisis is imminent and ask for emergency instructions.
Currently the exact nature of the situation is still looking rather intangible, but it has become clear that this time it is not merely another epidemic of the so called Mad Food Disease, a condition that has been infamously known in the past for causing seemingly random outbursts of violent behaviour amongst the food.
What is going on in that village right now, however, seems to de wider in scope ; some ludicrous and very dangerous ideas appear to have emerged among the foodstuff. The general gist is that the food has come up with the nonsensical idea that eating them were what they call "morally questionable", pleading the rudimentary signs of intelligence which can occasionally be observed in their behaviour. Today a document has surfaced, written in Food's Tongue bearing the devious title "Declaration of Human Rights", whose unhealthy content can only be described as perilous for the public well-being as well as matters of future food supply security and therefore shall not be mentioned again, here or elsewhere, all copies are to be burned on sight.
However, these volatile thoughts seem to have poisoned the minds of most of the food population of the food source already and the rampage they have begun is definitely purposeful, and has to be observed with the greatest of caution because it is clearly aimed against actual
people
at this point. Judging from the local reports, the only reason why no casualties have been suffered yet is that the silly buggers are not able to figure out who is real food and who is not and at least this is not likely to change any time soon.
The High Counsel has summoned an emergency meeting this evening. Their statement on the coping strategy is expected shortly.
[/font]
—Announcement—
I must say, I am happy how my player list turned out this time and I hope we'll have a fun game together.
Role PMs are being sent out shortly. They are prepared beforehand and go out in order of the player list as stated above.
Please confirm by posting in your respective PT.
This thread will be open for pre-game talk during Night 0, but any votes during the pre-game period will simply be discounted.
The game will officially begin once enough of you have confirmed.
Good fun, good luck and happy scumhunting !
Night 0 :
confirmation phase :
13/13 players
have confirmed
Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2014 7:04 am
by Albert B. Rampage
For the night is dark and full of terror.
Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2014 7:16 am
by Pine
But the fire burns them all away
Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2014 7:40 am
by farside22
So much flavor to read!
That is my nightmare.
Can someone give me the TL'DR part of the flavor.
*ducks mod wrath*
You cannot say I didn't warn you beforehand I am pretty sure I did that.
Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2014 7:56 am
by Pine
Forest creatures are civilized and cultivate the stoopid and barbaric humans as food. Humans have been infected with an odd Mad Food disease that makes them think they have rights, and are now poking one another with sharp sticks to find the real people among them, threatening the food supply
Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2014 9:22 am
by farside22
Thanks!
I'll probably read through later.
Never had a night 0 before to chat in.
Feeling naked without voting or putting the fear into someone.
The night is indeed dark for those without the eyes of faith.
Spurn not the Old Food Gods, and they will forget thee not, my son. Remember that the Great Smoked Halibut in the Sky sees your pain and will reward his loyal faithful sons.
Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2014 9:54 am
by farside22
Are we doing poetry?
I only have one memorized and the rating is R
So I recommend those who get offended by vulgarity not read the spoiler.
Spoiler:
I once knew a man from natuckit
His dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin,
If my ear was a pussy I'd fuck it
One day I will be teaching that poem and the pervert version of the Spider-Man song to my child with no apology.
Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2014 10:36 am
by Shadowmod
10 players confirmed – one more and I'd say we're good to go.
Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2014 12:04 pm
by Flames682
In post 3, Pine wrote:But the fire burns them all away
That's why I'm here, hehe. Also we meet again
Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2014 12:36 pm
by Pine
Stalker
Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2014 1:13 pm
by Shadowmod
—Day 1 Briefing:
Increasing Rateof Cat Victims
—
N
ew details on the situation at food source 17 have been reported. The situation is even graver than originally thought. Obviously the food has developed a behaviour of systematically killing each other off. This seems to be the strategy the pernicious creatures have come up with to get rid of their keepers.
Fortunately, earlier reports of a first fatality have turned out to be wrong. Closer investigations of the matter have revealed the alleged victim to be merely a cat, a sort of lesser predator, living of vermin and waste products the food leave behind and going by the odd name of
Goodmorning
. Furthermore, not even its death could be established with certainty ; a quite impressive pool of blood was found at the scene of the alleged incident, but scent analysis revealed it to belong to one quite heavily scratched and torn food which was seen strolling erratically about the place and making egregious, unwell noises. Obviously it was he who had attacked the cat, stating that it had shown some "suspicious demeanour" – being the entirely wrong colour (black), crossing the path in rather the wrong direction (left to right) and stopping right in the middle of its track to make what has been described as "obscene facepalming movements". These details are only listed here to demonstrate once more the appalling level of foolish superstition one has to put up with when dealing with food too closely.
Nonetheless, the threat has reached a level were instant swift action is called for. The High Counsel has issued orders to the local delegation that food source 17 is to be abandoned and all remaining food put down, to be carried out immediately, lest this terrible disease and other deviant ideas like "Human Rights" spread. Killing rates have been set to not exceed one per night, though, as to not let any perfectly fine food go to waste. However, a close eye is to be be kept on every single food item to ensure the problem is contained safely within the confines of the glade.
[/font]
Goodmorning
,
Black Facepalming Cat
, has suffered an unknown fate by the hands of food gone mad.
—Announcement—
Day 1 has begun. You can vote now.
Day 1
deadline is
(expired on 2015-01-12 17:00:00)
Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2014 1:41 pm
by Southern Gothic
hi guys
wats going on
Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2014 1:47 pm
by Pine
Vote farside
Posting obscenity
OBVSCUM GO GO GO
Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2014 1:56 pm
by Southern Gothic
are we doing shadowmod skype chat smut?
Spoiler:
his naked eyes entered the room and slid all over her lightly clad body
Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2014 2:24 pm
by Nachomamma8
Vote: Southern Gothic
In the great Halibut's eyes, only the chosen may thrive.
Spoiler:
She somehow felt simultaneously disgusted and validated by the eyeballs sliding over her. She shuddered in anticipation.
Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2014 2:34 pm
by Flames682
VOTE: Iecerint
Spoiler:
ayy lmao
Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2014 2:47 pm
by Southern Gothic
is this cos of my trolling in md
I am going to fucking murder you if you try to use me as lynchbait again.
IRL.
Spoiler:
his fingers lightly dance over my thighs and send shivers up my spine. on one hand i want him to stop and on the other I don't ever want him to. his skillful hands grip my buttocks and pull me closer but he holds back, as if some unseen force is both driving and directing him, all of which makes him feel uncertain but it is as if bodies have a mind of their own and they know what do.
you are not lynching this hydra ever.
Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2014 3:04 pm
by farside22
Hey Mollie,
Did you and TTH talk pre-game about players or playstyle or who will be the main chatter.
Pine: hey at least I gave a warning. You want to know the sounder man song?
Spoiler:
cant do spinder song. Believe it or not it's way more offensive
Insert random vote here.
Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2014 3:06 pm
by Andrius
Vote: farside
The Great Smoked Halibut does not shirk when the enemy so willingly presents itself.