Assassins in the Palace, omg suicide attacker GAME OVER

[Erg0]

Zindy did make a quick switch between 493 and 498:

I'd be voting Jack now if it weren't for the fact that it'd be fairly stupid and anal.

Actually, I don't care. I don't give a rat's ass. I don't even know why I'm discussing this with you. You can't be the last scum, as Jack already is.

Vote: Jack

Hmmm...

[Zindaras]

It's obveous. Look at the way he flailed at me for "bandwagoning without a reason", and then he did the exact same thing, voting Jack for no reason at all. Zinderas is the scum.

You should've read 493 better, I explain my reasoning for finding the whole lot scummy there.

Jack was already at Lynch-1. He

was

going to die. I might as well do it myself, huh? Since I actually, y'know, thought he was scum?

You

are the one rambling on and on about the last votes being irrelevant, or being the least scummy, and then you're going to lynch me based entirely on an irrelevant vote?

This case is preposterous, retarded.

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

I have my reasons to play like this. People are allowed to lynch me for that, but I think eleborating anything in general just aids the assassin.

Unvote Vote: Zindaras

[Erg0]

Um.

...

[Erg0]

Oops, I miscounted and thought that was lynch.

I'm not buying the Zindaras thing. Then again, I didn't buy the Gorrad thing either, so maybe that's a positive sign for the wagon.

[Yosarian2]

This case is preposterous, retarded.

Could be, but you're still scum.

[Yosarian2]

Eh, tempting as it is to leave it at that, I might as well expand a bit more.

There are some other things you've done that really seemed scummy to me. For example, it really feels like you've been trying as hard as you could to fish for what, exactally, made me think BM is scum; your posts yesterday makes me think you're a scum who was scratching your head, reading all of his posts, trying your damndest to figure out what I know that you don't.

[Kelly Chen]

Vote count

3 - Zindaras (Yosarian2, JDodge, Kaleidoscope)
2 - Kaleidoscope (Sarcastro, Erg0)

not voting: Zindaras

With 6 alive it is 4 to lynch!
Deadline Aug 28.

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

a 3-3 isn't leading nowhere >.<

[Kelly Chen]

I guess prods will have to be relatively early this week.

[Yosarian2]

C'mon, someone, hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer. Hammer hammer. Hammer.

[Zindaras]

This is unnatural. But it is simply a logical extension of the way this game is supposed to be played, I'm afraid.

Vote: Zindaras

For God's sake, don't screw up tomorrow.

[Zindaras]

Also, Yosarian, you clearly have no idea what frustration looks like. Quite clearly. This game was not at all what I had expected. It was frustrating and I'm sick and tired of it. You wanted to play this game your way. I had no chance to play this the way I wanted it to. So I decided to play it your way. And then I get lynched over it. Thanks. Thanks a lot.

I'm happy to be dead, and I didn't think I'd ever say that.

[Kelly Chen]

Vote count

4 - Zindaras (Yosarian2, JDodge, Kaleidoscope, Zindaras)

2 - Kaleidoscope (Sarcastro, Erg0)

not voting: no one!

With 6 alive it is 4 to lynch!

Zindaras helps lynch himself to try to avert imminent modprods. And maybe other reasons. He was a

guard

!

Zindaras -

Guard

- lynched Day 8

Day 9

With 5 alive it takes just

3

to lynch!
And the new deadline is for Mon Sep 3.

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

Vote: Sarcastro

[JDodge]

Vote: Sarcastro

[Yosarian2]

vote:sarcastro

[Sarcastro]

Intriguing.

I have the feeling I'm going to lose.

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

You know you liked that

[Sarcastro]

If I decide quickly, maybe I can get a suicide attack in before Kelly gets back. 'Twould be a more fun way to die.

Actually, maybe I should just give up, like Nameless, and acknowledge that the king is best for China. Man, that was a good movie.

Nah, screw that. I don't need time to think - I'm probably going to lose anyway.

Suicide Attack: KaleiÐoscøpe and JDodge

I'm pretty sure I'm wrong. Erg0 is probably a better kill than JDodge, but whatever. At least this way I get some revenge.

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

Let's hope you're Sarcastic >.>

[Kelly Chen]

AND SO

Kaleidoscope, JDodge, and Yosarian2

chase Sarcastro down like he's said something wrong.

Sarcastro -

Assassin

- lynched Day 9


"Well maybe I can kill a couple of you before you do me in," says Sarc. He whips out his SPIKED BALL AND CHAIN and kills Kaleidoscope right in the face!

A huge DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CROWN rolls out of Scope's guard costume and into the far wall. He was a

king

.

KaleiÐoscøpe -

King

- assassinated Day 9


At this time JDodge and Yosarian2 get their spear stabbing and sword slicings in so that Sarcastro is a dead man barely walking.

"If Erg0 were closer I'd probably whack him," says Sarcastro with a shrug. He warballs JDodge in the face too.

"He was just a

guard

," notes Yosarian2 as he skips backwards out of Sarcastro's range.

"Noooooo!!" cries the defeated Sarcastro! He melts into the floor!

JDodge -

Guard

- assassinated Day 9


Erg0 opens up his costume and pulls out his own crown. He drops it on his own head. "The royal lineage has survived! Town wins!" he proclaims!

Erg0 and Yosarian2 enjoy a huge feast to celebrate their victory!

Erg0 -

King

- survived!
Yosarian2 -

Guard

- survived!

Congratulations town!

The End

[Sarcastro]

I knew it.

Oh well. I should have just gone with my gut. Second time in a few days I've lost a close game by making the wrong choice (though this one was at least a little more fair).

More thoughts on this game later. I thought it was a little unbalanced in favour of the town, to be honest.

[Zindaras]

I went into this game with flat-out wrong expectations. If we'll see an Assassins 2, I'll make sure to not do that.

Personally, I'm not really sure about the balance. I got the feeling it was pretty good. Though I did expect the Assassins to win. I thought JDodge was obviously not a King, and the fact that I self-hammered (I tried to make it look as much as frustrated townie as possible) and that Scope was King (which you seemed to have figured out) gave strong hints on Erg0.

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

I knew Yos was king at the end. My doubts were between Yos and Sarc: one king and the other assassin. I didn't knew for sure until the end.

Playing king is hard, truelly. You can't go rampaging since you didn't knew who the other king was.