SK Game - Jump In! (Reveal'd)

[Blue Zebra]

Am I teh only one ohw noticed this!

[rolandofthewhite]

Can anyone jump in? If so, sign me up!

[Aimee]

Hiya SK! *gives wave*

[Pie_is_good]

My post 78 was passed over by the mod.

Also, mod, can we get confirmation over whether the italics is ignored in the players' posts, or just in yours?

[Hadhfang]

I wonder if it is a post with one comma, and one question mark?

[A Papaya]

What if I post just a period?

.

[Xdaamno]

A papaya, italics protects you in no way from SK kills. The mod proved that by stating it himself, killnig those that did post in italics, and we have confirmation xyzzy's survival was completely unrelated to italics, so you're probably dead anyway.

[Haschel Cedricson]

?od lliw ,sdrow dezicilati lla ro ,sdrow on htiw tsop a tahw rednow I

[Akonas]

Blue Zebra, mimicking the Serial Killer, is able to escape with all limbs on his person.

[GreenLiquid]

Important quote notice: just to clarify, in the past I have been treating quotes as not part of the post for killing criteria concerns. Therefore, if you want to say something about your theory on the SK's methods, put it in quotes. Just be aware that a pure-quote post will be treated as a blank one (which may or may not kill you).

Jingolaw

's attempt to get others to socialize with the Serial Killer fails. The Serial Killer instead decides to hack

Jingolaw

to lots of tiny pieces with a chef's knife.

Mad Jackal

draws the Serial Killer's attention to a small error, alas it does not matter, as he gets shot with an RPG!! The Serial Killer does rectify the error, however. And then

pickemgenius

calls for the Serial Killer's participation in a... film project. Sadly for him, the Serial Killer decides not to participate in this... project, and instead slays him on the spot.

Guardian

is being a copycat, however he does get off scot-free.

Korran

ponders the greatness of the career of mass killing. It doesn't save him from the Serial Killer's rifle, however. And

Grek

's sign-wielding escapades come to an immediate end as a rifle shot pierces his side. The Serial Killer reloads and fires at

xyzzy

and misses thanks to

xyzzy

's copying talent.

Blue Zebra

may have noticed something that the rest of the people here didn't! His great noticing wisdom is rewarded by being SPARED by the Serial Killer.

rolandofthewhite

does not recieve this special reward, and indeed the rifle from before is implemented to bring into being his demise.

Aimee

, standing directly behind him, gets the shot as well (which was going very fast, apparently).

Pie_is_good

's ignored appearance might've been the Serial Killer thinking he was dead at the time, in which case the Serial Killer apoligizes. The Serial Killer asks that

Pie_is_good

repost the post when he is among the living.

Hadhfang

's implementation of rarely-selected sentence-enders does not spare him from the wrath of a Katana! Wielded by the Serial Killer, OK? Speaking of 'OK',

A Papaya

gets a nice helping of NERVE GAS! Which is decisively (sp?) NOT OK, evar!

Xdaamno

comes back from a BATHROOM BREAK, and gets killed by nerve gas that may not have been intended for him (it wasn't: the SK was going to give

Xdaamno

his own canister).

Haschel Cedricson

makes the Serial Killer contemplate whether or not his post will save him. In the end, it is decided that he will remain alive, so good for him!

Akonas

, practicing mimicry like the others, somehow fails in a horrible way! Yep, he dies, and a grande ceremony of rememberance is held in his honor.

[Mokina]

!esaelp em llik t'noD

[JordanA24]

[quote="GreenLiquid]The SK's posts always follow the rule, exempting uses of people's Usernames. [/quote]

Just a little reminder.

[Sir Tornado]

The SK's posts always follow the rule, exempting uses of people's Usernames.

I wonder if you survive if you quote the SK in your post...

[Blue Zebra]

Serial Killer

[xyzzy]

I wonder what a post with no words, or all italicized words, will do?

TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE, TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE, TURTLE TURTLE?

[spectrumvoid]

is being a copycat, however he does get off scot-free.

I think I got killed. But my name's not in the first post.

[Haschel Cedricson]

The Serial Killer gives a recap of what everybody else has done. This is noticed by Haschel Cedricson, who manages to survive this round.

[Korran]

What if the rifle didn't kill me

[Stewie]

Nipples.

[Gorrad]

I think I may see a pattern, but the best odds are that I shall die very shortly.

[rolandofthewhite]

rolandofthewhite talks in third person?

[scotmany12]

I really don't know what is going on, so I'm just going to put a question mark at the end of this sentence? There, now isn't that great! Guess I'll end this on with a period.

[Khelvaster]

This is too complicated...Is the rule static or dynamic?

[HezLucky]

HEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZWAVRE

[GreenLiquid]

Mokina

walks in backwards and scrambles away in the nick of time, narrowly avoiding the Serial Killer's axe.

JordanA24

's reminder may save other people's lives, however it won't save his.

Sir Tornado

is cleaved by the Serial Killer's axe almost the second he enters the room.

Blue Zebra

calls, and the Serial Killer answers with a switchblade to the neck. Then,

xyzzy

invokes the Serial Killer's wrath, and he too faces the blade, and

Spectrumvoid

watches herself not get killed, and what a great watching session it was.

Haschel Cedricson

leaps into the room and, to the splendor of the crowd, falls right into a trapdoor.

Korran

,

Stewie

, and

Gorrad

all appear at the same time and look skyward to see the Serial Killer getting ready to drop grenades on them. And the door's locked too, how inconvienient.

rolandofthewhite

enters right as the carnage clears, giving him a chance to flee. Which he takes, AS ONE MIGHT EXPECT!

scotmany12

and

Khelvaster

are not the recipients of mercy today, as both are shot in the face from the balcony (that's where the Serial Killer dropped those grenades from).

EDIT:

HezLucky

gets the joy of having SARNATH'D the Serial Killer, and the Serial Killer gets the joy of killing him. It's a win-win scenario!

I'm realizing it's a bit hard, so I'll give you a hint. There are sort of two rules, but... well, I can't explain without giving too much away, so just follow this: if you want to live, make sure your posts have correct grammar and end in a period, question mark, or exclamation mark.