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Post Post #0 (ISO) » Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:26 am

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In this thread you can ask me absolutely anything you like.

No subject matter is off-limits.
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Post Post #1 (ISO) » Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:04 am

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What subject matter would present the biggest challenge to your no-limits policy?
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Post Post #2 (ISO) » Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:25 am

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How should a power-mad newbie go about becoming a respected force to be reckoned with on this site, without doing any, you know, actual work?
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Post Post #3 (ISO) » Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:11 am

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Where does your username come from?
Not a dayvig.
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Post Post #4 (ISO) » Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:35 am

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How long will you be able to resist voting for someone in this thread?
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Post Post #5 (ISO) » Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:07 am

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How did you think of the Stoofer's laws?
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Post Post #6 (ISO) » Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:51 am

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Why are strawberries red?
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Post Post #7 (ISO) » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:20 am

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hello stoofer.
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Post Post #8 (ISO) » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:24 am

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Notice he said "Ask me anything". He didn't say anything about
answering
the questions.

Is this some kind of trick/joke?
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Post Post #9 (ISO) » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:24 am

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hello voidycakes
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Post Post #10 (ISO) » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:28 am

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Why are you obsessed with finding the mechanical laws of Mafia? Is this a lawyer thing?
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Post Post #11 (ISO) » Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:12 pm

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Is there a grand unifying theory of mafia that will one day unite all the different laws under one theorem?
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Post Post #12 (ISO) » Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:01 am

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Mr. Flay wrote:Why are you obsessed with finding the mechanical laws of Mafia? Is this a lawyer thing?
If it is, its a "bad lawyer" thing, since I am the best lawyer ever.
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Post Post #13 (ISO) » Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:18 am

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JDodge wrote:Notice he said "Ask me anything". He didn't say anything about
answering
the questions.

Is this some kind of trick/joke?
And there I was waiting for days with a snappy comeback to his answer to my question. =(
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Post Post #14 (ISO) » Mon Apr 30, 2007 4:07 am

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Thought I'd bump this in light of the revival in these threads.

Please, don't feel shy -- ask me anything you like!
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Post Post #15 (ISO) » Mon Apr 30, 2007 4:24 am

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Could you stop torturing those orphans?
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Post Post #16 (ISO) » Mon Apr 30, 2007 4:53 am

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Who is that on your avatar?
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Post Post #17 (ISO) » Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:06 am

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Post Post #18 (ISO) » Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:19 am

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this is pointless right?
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Post Post #19 (ISO) » Mon Apr 30, 2007 4:57 pm

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Can I steal your laws and patent them under my name?

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Post Post #20 (ISO) » Mon Apr 30, 2007 9:27 pm

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I'm going to struggle to resist a question about patents...




(The answer is no, for so many reasons, even if I gave you my permission.)
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Post Post #21 (ISO) » Tue May 01, 2007 6:17 am

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Answer!
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Post Post #22 (ISO) » Tue May 01, 2007 10:22 am

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Do you still beat your wife?
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Post Post #23 (ISO) » Tue May 01, 2007 4:39 pm

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I demand you answer Yosarian's yes or no question with a yes or no.
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Post Post #24 (ISO) » Wed May 02, 2007 4:39 am

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vote: Stoofer


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