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Game Status: Game Over.

There’s something a little wacky going on at the Warner Bros. Studios: slabs of bologna have been found of people’s slacks… anvils are no longer randomly falling from the sky… rubber chickens have lost their inherent humor… and perhaps most frightening of all, many of the characters seem to have a somewhat stable mentality!

Oh yeah. Some of you might find it important that a random corporate employee was also found quite dead just the other day, with a horrifically, mind-bogglingly, gut-wrenchingly, eye-poppingly, abominable-y, harrowingly, mind-blowingly, devil-may-cryingly, god-awfullingly, hair-standing-on-endingly, wave-your-hands-in-the-air-like-you-just-don’t-caringly, and my-hand-is-cramping-from-way-too-much-typingly cryptic warning written in silly string found upon his chest:

Warning wrote:<This warning has been censored by Fox>

Who would such a thing? It is up to the residents of the Studios to find those responsible and to lock them away (for good) in the Warner Bros. Tower, and make sure things get back to being a mess!

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* Bolded are confirmed.

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The town win condition is as follows:

Town Win Condition wrote: You win with the town, when only members of the town are living.

There may or may not be alternate win conditions.

A word to the wise: any character who has even appeared on Animaniacs! is all that is necessary for that character to be included in this game.

Please read the rules carefully, as there may be alterations from the standard sets of rules. Most of these rules have been stolen and edited from so many places that it would take too long to reference all of the sources.



[01] This is only a game, and I expect all cartoons to remain somewhat civil (although I understand you are essentially a crazy, lynching mob). I will not accept excessive abuse upon freedom of speech: obscenity, profanity, libel, and fighting words will not be tolerated, and if you push it, the Head Jelly reserves the right to have you replaced. In other words, be respectful to all players, as well as myself.
[02] Do not talk outside of this thread, unless your role PM explicitly says you may do so, and even then, you are restricted to night-time for all out-of-thread conversation.
[03] Do not edit or delete your posts in any way, shape, or form. Once you have posted something, it is there for good, unless I find reason to alter or delete your post myself.
[04] Do not quote your role PMs in any way, shape, or form. You may, however, paraphrase your PM at any time, but if you go too far, the Head Jelly reserves the right to either replace you or to modkill you should the situation warrant.
[05] Do not post in invisible text, excessively small text, or use [ color = black ] tags.
[06] You may request mod-prods, replacements, clarifications, and votecounts from me directly in the thread, but please precede such with a bolded so that I will be able to answer you as promptly as possible.
[07] Once I have officially posted that you are dead, then . Do not post any relevant information to the game whatsoever. You are, however, allowed a typical “Bah!” post of some sort.
[08] You may talk during twilight about anything you wish.
[09] Do not question my decisions in-thread: if you have a problem with me, take it to Private Messages. You may, of course, post problems you see with my votecounts, but that’s about as far as I’ll allow things.
[10] You are allowed to have fun, and in fact, I heartily encourage it! This is a game! Play hard, play fair, and enjoy yourself.

Technical Rules
[01] Each day the town must decide on a lynch. Once a majority has been reached on a player, that player will be lynched, regardless of any subsequent unvoting.
[02] To vote for somebody, please use bold tags. For example,
[03] If you wish to unvote, I would appreciate a formal bold , although this will not be required.
[04] If the game lags, I will place a deadline, which may or may not be retractable. I will not allow any day to go longer than one month.
[05] When a deadline has been placed, I will require only a majority of what would normally be a majority for a lynch (i.e. 12 players needs 7 to lynch, so I would require 4 to lynch in such a scenario). If this number is not reached, day will end in no-lynch, and the game will progress directly into night.
[06] If two or more players are tied for the most votes when a deadline hits, and they have garnered the required amount of votes to be lynched under a deadline, the player who reached that number of votes first shall be lynched.
[07] You may vote no-lynch if you wish. A majority voting for no-lynch will end the day, and the game will progress directly into night. To do this, simply
[08] Nights will last a maximum of 5 real-time days. If you have not sent me a night-choice by that time (should you have one), for the first night of the game, I will randomize your choice. For all nights afterwards, I will consider you as choosing that you do not wish to use your action.
[09] If you feel that you may not be able to post in-thread for a period of 48 hours or longer, please say so in-thread and send me a PM as warning. If I find it necessary, I will have you replaced, but I would much rather keep all players who sign up for any of my games.
[10] Any and all of these rules are subject to change at my discretion.

But how did "Hapless Flavor Fodder" die? Well, all of you seem to remember an odd dream sequence that went something like this:

{please note that this is non-game related}

Fritzler wrote:

Day-vig helpless fodder

best 5000th post ever

And with that:



It is now Confirmation Stage. I will be sending out roles. Please confirm that you have received your role by responding to me by PM. Once all confirmations are received, the game will start immediately with Day One.

Aaaaaaand… time!

Wheel of Morality wrote:

Early to rise and early to bed makes man healthy but socially dead.

As always, sage, sage advice.

It is now . With alive, it takes players to lynch!

Good idea:

Voting for the mafia.

Bad idea:





...okay, I've got nothing.

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He's been scum in every single game he's ever played on this site.

I have no idea why.

BeHappyNewYear - 1 - JDodge
Blake Judge - 1 - Sailor Jerry
JDodge - 1 - VitaminR
VitaminR - 1 - mole

With alive, it takes to lynch!

Not Voting - 8 - BeHappyNewYear, Blake Judge, chamber, Foolster41, Fritzler, Fuldu, HurriKaty, Thesp

Sailor Jerry wrote:

vote: Blake Judge

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He's been scum in every single game he's ever played on this site.

Wrong. Only half of them 8)

Anyway, I shall vote for scum:

Well, since OMGUS voting is all the rage these days...

for doing the worst good idea/bad idea parody ever.

(Bet you thought I was going to vote JDodge there for a second, didn't you?)

I deserved that. :(

I was going to make the joke, but it got less funny to me by the time I finished typing it.

JDodge wrote:I was going to make the

"I'm voting for the Thnikkaman!"

joke, but it got less funny to me by the time I finished typing it.

To which, a quick and decisive "Yeah, Shut up Kid." would have followed. But for now, we wait for the others to "vote"

for trying to kill the happiness in the thread.

Sorry, I didn't realize it was day already. I'm not going to ranodm vote this time. I've become cynical of it's uses over the time I've played mafia.

because I hear tell he doesnt bathe.

Foolster41 wrote:Sorry, I didn't realize it was day already. I'm not going to ranodm vote this time. I've become cynical of it's uses over the time I've played mafia.

why do you need to apologzie?

like there were only 10 posts before you



fun sucker

Sorry, I guess I apollogize too much. There i g again

Yeah, uh, Jeez. This isn't going too well. Maybe it was the obscure reference I used here that drove people away, or my generally less-than-chipper demeanor, but I think I need to find some way to redeem myself.

. That Fun-hater. <Drops anvil on BHNY's Head.>

(That's it. Slapstick Comedy. If I hurt myself, then people will like me. Unlike those emo kids, that is.)

I think you've misunderstood the premise of slapstick comedy, BHNY. After all, who's everyone's favorite Stooge? Moe. Why? Because he hurts , not himself.

((Running out of options, and not really wanting to get into an argument about how Curly was a more popular Stooge than Moe, BeHappyNewyear resorts to puns and one-liners...))

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Anyway, back on topic. Which, if I remember correctly, was random voting. How 'bout some more of that. Vote:...wait a minute, I've already done this once per round.

And how come I'm the killjoy here, but Foolster isn't even prank voting at all?