Dance of the Title Fairy

[Stewie]

CS wants layers, like an onion... but he wants them to be sweet, like a cake. That's complicated. Like geography, that's complicated too. The earth has layers too, you know. Maybe your title has to be like the earth. Cigars have layers too. Well, they don't, but I'm trying to help. What about "Layered like an onion, sweet like a cake"?

...


Too long, too cheesy. Nah. Unless that for some strange reason, you like it.

[Norinel]

Ah, Talitha's first game. I have fond memories of standing by as the rest of the mafia got her lynched Day 1.

My current title's from my first post in Mini 32, which shouldn't be that hard to find. The "I'm a guy" thing is also rather old, given gender tags and all that.

[jeep]

Yes, some posts DID get deleted...

I deleted some posts that do not belong here. The question is being addressed privately.

-JEEP

[PolarBoy]

Wait. Norinel's a guy?

There are just so many ways to interpret that avatar.

Too long, too cheesy.

Just like mozzerella sticks after you stretch them out. Speaking of which, this is a stretch.

I was just thinking this should be ZONEACE's title.

"There is NO F in my screen name."

[cuban smoker]

jeep's deleting posts again? sigh. Anyway, page 24 needs to be saved for posterity. I had a good time. And I almost got a title.

[Yoko Kurama]

Too funny for you Jeep???

[PopsicleStix]

I guess so... good one yoko, by the way...

[PopsicleStix]

Just for anyone elses info I just reecently became mafia scum (title) so does anyone have a title nomination for me? I was thinking maybe "PopsicleStix, The Mafiainator" or "Smell that? Thats Teen Spirit"...

[Guest]

"Smell that? Thats Teen Spirit"...

How about just, "smelly".

[mathcam]

at guest.

Though not mafia-related, I'd sure be willing to allow anyone who wants it to have the nickname "smelly."

Cam

[ZONEACE]

Ooh, i want "Cake or Death?"

I heart Eddie Izzard in case you didn't know.

[PolarBoy]

No wait, ZONEACE's should be "There's no F IN ZONEFACE". IF you'd like to know why, here's a joke.

Q: How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

A: Just take the "S" out of "safe" and the "F" out of "way".

Think about it, it took me a while to figure out.

edit: Now when people quote this they'll get the better version of the title.

[bigbenwd]

... you lost me there.

[Guest]

Did you take the "F" out of "way"? That should clear things up.

[Narninian]

hahaha
I finally got it - it took me a while too

[shadyforce]

Lol, I got it!

[Flying Dutchman]

[Cadmium]

Must be a language thing, FD .

Just try to take the "F" out of "way" and say your conclusion out loud .

[Carmine]

Ahhhhhh.
Must be a language thing!
(runs/hides)

[Mr_Gnome_It_All]

Hehe, I get it. It reminds me of a joke I heard some time ago.

A kid walks into an ice cream store and orders a chocolate cone.
The man behind the counter says he's sorry, but they're out of chocolate. So the kid says, "OK, then I'll have chocolate."
The man says, "Kid, I'm out of chocolate."
Once again the boy says, "OK, I'll just have some chocolate."
Annoyed, the man says, "Kid, spell

van

as in vanilla."
So the boy says, "V-A-N."
Then the man says, "Good, now spell

straw

as in strawberry."
So the boy says, "S-T-R-A-W."
Next the man says, "Good, now spell

fuck

as in chocolate."
The boy replies, "There is no fuck in chocolate."
The man says, "That's what I'm trying to tell you!"

[ZONEACE]

theres no f in way.

[Narninian]

saying it out loud will help a lot.

[PolarBoy]

Actuallt, I rethought it out, the title should be "There's no F IN ZONEFACE!" It's even better, with so many layers.

[MeMe]

theres no f in way.

To get an elephant into a safeway bag...? You're right!

[bigbenwd]

.... OHHHHHH! I GET IT!:lol: took me long enough

reminds me of another joke.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?