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Post Post #611 (ISO) » Mon Apr 19, 2004 6:47 am

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No wait, ZONEACE's should be "There's no F IN ZONEFACE". IF you'd like to know why, here's a joke.

Q: How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

A: Just take the "S" out of "safe" and the "F" out of "way".

Think about it, it took me a while to figure out.

edit: Now when people quote this they'll get the better version of the title.
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Post Post #612 (ISO) » Mon Apr 19, 2004 11:10 am

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... you lost me there.
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Post Post #613 (ISO) » Mon Apr 19, 2004 11:26 am

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Did you take the "F" out of "way"? That should clear things up.
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Post Post #614 (ISO) » Mon Apr 19, 2004 11:29 am

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hahaha
I finally got it - it took me a while too
The extra in is for /in
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Post Post #615 (ISO) » Mon Apr 19, 2004 11:40 pm

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Lol, I got it! :lol:
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Post Post #616 (ISO) » Tue Apr 20, 2004 3:19 am

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:?: :? :?:
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Post Post #617 (ISO) » Tue Apr 20, 2004 3:21 am

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Must be a language thing, FD ;).

Just try to take the "F" out of "way" and say your conclusion out loud :).
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Post Post #618 (ISO) » Tue Apr 20, 2004 4:19 am

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Ahhhhhh.
Must be a language thing! :oops:
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Post Post #619 (ISO) » Tue Apr 20, 2004 5:59 am

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Hehe, I get it. It reminds me of a joke I heard some time ago.

A kid walks into an ice cream store and orders a chocolate cone.
The man behind the counter says he's sorry, but they're out of chocolate. So the kid says, "OK, then I'll have chocolate."
The man says, "Kid, I'm out of chocolate."
Once again the boy says, "OK, I'll just have some chocolate."
Annoyed, the man says, "Kid, spell
van
as in vanilla."
So the boy says, "V-A-N."
Then the man says, "Good, now spell
straw
as in strawberry."
So the boy says, "S-T-R-A-W."
Next the man says, "Good, now spell
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as in chocolate."
The boy replies, "There is no fuck in chocolate."
The man says, "That's what I'm trying to tell you!"
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Post Post #620 (ISO) » Tue Apr 20, 2004 6:45 am

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theres no f in way.
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Post Post #621 (ISO) » Tue Apr 20, 2004 6:51 am

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saying it out loud will help a lot.
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Post Post #622 (ISO) » Tue Apr 20, 2004 7:09 am

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Actuallt, I rethought it out, the title should be "There's no F IN ZONEFACE!" It's even better, with so many layers.
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Post Post #623 (ISO) » Tue Apr 20, 2004 9:43 am

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ZONEACE wrote:theres no f in way.
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Post Post #624 (ISO) » Tue Apr 20, 2004 11:43 am

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.... OHHHHHH! I GET IT!:lol: took me long enough

reminds me of another joke.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Post Post #625 (ISO) » Tue Apr 20, 2004 11:45 am

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I dunno, how many?
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Post Post #626 (ISO) » Tue Apr 20, 2004 11:45 am

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lmao! it took me ages to get that!

i totally agree, for zoneAce's title:
NO F'in Zoneace!
(or NO F in WAY) funier, but the first more relavent
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Post Post #627 (ISO) » Tue Apr 20, 2004 11:47 am

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wanna go ride a bike?!




(stupid macros, ruining my string of posts, even though the guest was definately not me... *looks arouns all innocent*)
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Post Post #628 (ISO) » Tue Apr 20, 2004 12:15 pm

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No wait, ZONEACE's should be "There's NO F in ZONEACE". IF you'd like to know why, here's a joke.
Don't you mean:

There's NO F in ZONEFACE


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Post Post #629 (ISO) » Tue Apr 20, 2004 1:49 pm

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yes
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Post Post #630 (ISO) » Wed Apr 21, 2004 3:47 am

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Definitely: There's no F in ZONEFACE

That's awesome. That's got layers. Like a cake.

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Post Post #631 (ISO) » Wed Apr 21, 2004 5:56 am

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That's what I said. And I spent all weekend talking to people about redundancy, I don't want to do it again.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to put in a lightbulb?

A: Cheese.
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Post Post #632 (ISO) » Wed Apr 21, 2004 6:05 am

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PolarBoy wrote:That's what I said. And I spent all weekend talking to people about redundancy, I don't want to do it again.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to put in a lightbulb?

A: Cheese.

i was thinking more melting cheese, or weeping cheese.

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Post Post #633 (ISO) » Wed Apr 21, 2004 8:40 am

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Mmm... onion cake...
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Post Post #634 (ISO) » Wed Apr 21, 2004 9:04 am

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I know Space Ghost is a new member but let me nominate him for
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Post Post #635 (ISO) » Thu Apr 22, 2004 11:59 am

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I don't get it
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