Ready, Aim, Fire! Send targets to Rosso!

[Mastermind of Sin]

/in wheee

[Fiasco]

/in

This worries me, though:

No move submitted = No shot.

Doesn't that turn it into a game of "guess who won't submit"?

[Save The Dragons]

I don't plan on keeping people who don't submit a shot.

[Save The Dragons]

OK! Ready...set...go! Send in first round choices by Saturday at 6PM PST!

[three word name]

sent

[tidus_of_zanarkand]

*shoots three word name*

thats the end of that problem

[three word name]

[Fiasco]

(insert trash talk here)

[three word name]

(insert clever rebuttal here)

[tidus_of_zanarkand]

*inserts an even more clever rebuttal into previos post*

[Akonas]

I don't believe in submission.

[Save The Dragons]

After a rough day, all

Kirby

wants to do is get stoned while watching football.

Ubertimmy

and

Zu_Faul

feel like joining him. They pass out shortly after 8 pm and sleep well.

MOS

has a jar of pickles ready and aimed. He fires at himself. The pickles miraculously bounce off his skin and decapitate both

Cubsfan

and

Tidus

, both of which had weapons drawn at MOS. (One was a Pillsbury Dough Boy Launcher and the other was a burrito maker. I just thought I'd through that out there).

Three Word Name

shoots a priceless artifact of signifigant historic value with a

gun that shoots guns that shoot rockets that explode into smaller rockets that

explode into grenades that explode into smaller grenades that explode, whatever the hell that did.

Pbug

aims right for the heart with a litter of zombie kittens on crack.

Akonas

shoots projectile vomitting towards PBug, but is struck down with an ugly stick thanks to

Nightfall

, so the corrosive puke destroys the kitties.

Poker

, with massive ninja leetness, takes his rusty nailfile and aims it. He's on a pipe, waiting for his prey to arrive. "Steady...steady..." he says to himself. As he's about to throw it,

Fiasco

runs maniacally into the room, screaming "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" As he shoots himself, he has horrible aim and manages to kill all living things in the room except himself with bullets. RIP a cat, 20 cockroaches, a crow, an elephant, and of course, Poker.

Still Alive:
Night
Three
PBug
Uber
Zu
Kirby
MOS
Fiasco

RIP:
Cubsfan
Tidus
Akonas
Poker

[Poker]

HA! Now you'll

have

to take it more!

[tidus_of_zanarkand]

You thought I would have learned from the first round.

[three word name]

sent and working on a point update

[three word name]

points on 1st page are

current standings
1.Save The Dragons 6 (modding)
2.Kelly Chen 2
2.ubertimmy 2
2.PBuG 2
2.mastermind of sin 2
6.Blackberry 1.5 (did not send target 1st round)
7.!Chucklez! 1
7.Nightfall 1
7.GreenLiquid 1
7.three word name 1
7.zu_Faul 1
7.Kirbyphreak 1
7.Fiasco 1
14.everyone else 0

[Mastermind of Sin]

go MoS! double kill ftw

[three word name]

bumped

[Save The Dragons]

I'm waiting on PBuG but I won't wait much longer.

[three word name]

kill him

[Nightfall]

PBug was just replaced in a mini I was in with him due to inactivity. He seems to be away right now...

[three word name]

kill him

[Fiasco]

HA! Now you'll

have

to take it more!

I'd like to apologize to the cat, crow, cockroaches, and elephant.

[Save The Dragons]

Iammars has giving me a shot, so he is replacing PBuG. One second and I'll do the thingy.

[Save The Dragons]

After a night's rest and a clear head,

Ubertimmy

wields his salad shooter as a weapon. He spies

Fiasco

, and starts shoving an onion into the device. Evenly cut onions are hurled at Fiasco, who proceeds to cry after he shot himself with a posion dart gun. The poison escapes through the eyes and is unaffective. Ubertimmy's salad shooter blows up because it was really a 2-in-1 onion cutter/timebomb.

Kirbyfreak

starts to play Brain Age on his Nintendo DS.

Zu_Faul

points his gun sky word, and the bullet lands onto the DS, destroying it. Kirbyfreak starts a charitable fund for damaged DSes. On the side he and Zu_Faul embezzel money and make a fortune selling DS insurance. Then the bank they stored it all in blew up and thier money wasn't insured, so they're back to where they started from.

Iammars

runs himself over with a riding cooler. Not the sharpest tool in the shed...

Three Word Name

shoots himself with milk. The E. Coli in his gut that normally peacefully digest the lactose mutate into giant, flesh eating bacteria.

Nightfall

takes the body of the deceased Akonas and chucks it at

Mastermind of Sin

. Mastermind of Sin proceeds to open another pickle jar and with strange telekinetic ability that just randomly appears and probably won't appear again, he manuvers the pickles to form a barrier to block the body from hitting him. He then changes the pickles into a man-eating pickle monster that chases Nightfall into a dark alley. Fortunately for Nightfall, it was a full moon tonight and he changed into a werewolf. "Hahahaha! Now you can't eat me because I'm werewolf, not a man anymore, you man eating pickle thing you!" As he laughs, a knight templar cuts him at the waist.

Still Alive:
Zu
Kirby
MOS
Fiasco

RIP:
Cubsfan
Tidus
Akonas
Poker
Night
Three
PBug/Iammars
Uber

Send in round three choices!